Inglorious (Glory Hole TFTG)
Any resemblance between the shopgirl and Cavitees is totally, totally on purpose.
Inspired, in part, by the horror podcast The Magnus Archives. It was rather fun reading this aloud and imitating a cockney accent.
So, I was sitting in the coffee shop, keeping an eye on the sex shop across the street.
I remember thinking_he wouldn't really do it...would he?_ Then I sipped some tea. Not for fifty quid. Another sup. Maybe if it was a hundred...
"Can I get you a refill, sir?"
I jumped. I didn't even hear the waitress come up to me.
"No, that's fine."
She gave me one of those retail-employee smiles. At least, I think it was. Maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was something more.
That's when my mobile buzzed. Text from Ned.
YOU GOTTA TRY THIS
I text back "nice try".
Nothing for a few ticks. Then he sends me a photo.
The picture...
There's this wall, with a hole in it. Grey paint. Guess they don't want any distractions.
Around the hole, on the wall, is...well, you know.
i did it.
srs?
come and look say ur mr jones
He did pretty well for someone swiping one-handed. I assumed.
So I take my drink with me. Look around, make sure nobody I know is around. Wasn't much chance, of course, that's why I chose this one in the first place, but...better safe than sorry.
Then I walked into the sex shop.
It looked like a sex shop.
The shopgirl had dark hair. One of those undercuts, you know? Thick eyebrows, collar. She looked bored. "Mr. Jones?"
I nodded.
She pointed her thumb at the door next to her. "Booth 2. Follow the signs. No drinks."
She pointed at a rubbish bin near the door, then went back to her magazine.
Well, okay.
I drained my tea, dumped the little paper cup, went through the door, followed the signs.
Funny thing. There was this alcove, with a statue. A strange statue. I don't know if they taught you about the Roman gods, but it was half a statue of Hermes. Hat with wings, loincloth, the whole thing.
The other half was Venus. Like the one in Paris, with no arms.
Weird.
The sign on the door to Booth 2 said BOOTHS MAY BE MONITORED FOR SAFETY REASONS.
That was probably a bonus for some people.
And not just the guests.
I wonder if they sell the tapes?
I knocked, and it swung open. Wasn't closed, wasn't even locked. Wasn't occupied either.
It looked like a loo stall without the loo.
And a TV at eye level.
And a camera in the corner.
And a literal hole in the wall.
It had a swinging lid over it. The whole hole room smelt quite clean. In fact, it smelt like some sort of air-freshener, or something quite nice. The whole operation seemed very...professional.
Then I hear a_tap-tap-tap_. It's the lid on the hole. Someone on the other side is trying to get my attention.
I slide it back.
There's something pink and wet-looking on the other side.
Something that coughs.
I burst out laughing.
It's just so bloody ridiculous, innit? Who goes into some random sex shop and sticks their knob in a hole?
Well, Ned did, but he's special. Different. Even more now.
Eventually, I ran out of laughter. The mouth was still on the other side of the hole. Waiting patiently.
I'm not-
I wasn't-
When I walked into that shop I didn't like men. And it was probably a man on the other side of that wall. Maybe even Ned.
But...if it_wasn't_ Ned...
Well, a suck is a suck. And if I can't see them, can't hear them, the gender doesn't matter, does it?
So.
Pulled my pants and knickers down. Took a deep breath. Stuck it in at half-chub.
And that's when something locked down around it, like the blood pressure cuff at the doctor's office.
Of course, I try to pull out. But whatever it's made of, it's tight, and it's frictiony. Frictional? There was a lot of friction.
And then the TV comes on.
When I came in, I figured it was for people who wanted a little distraction with their attraction, so to speak. Pay a few, get the girl at the counter to put something on.
What it actually showed me was-
Well, it was human shaped, in the broad details.
The feed is in black-and-white, so I can't tell what colors it is. But I recognize the shirt it's wearing. The shirt filled with two massive boobs.
Wait, no, it's actually four.
Now, you can understand why I was a bit stunned. Even before the whole "animal" thing registered. It looked kind of like a cross between a cat and a dog. Except in a mascot costume.
No, wait, it's not a mascot.
It's a furry.
I thought_if this is all some sort of elaborate roleplay-_
Then I banged on the wall. "Ned! What_is_ this?"
The furry on the other side of the wall stood up, looked at the camera. It wa a very realistic-looking costume. Must be skintight. Expensive. Hot. The prosthetic penis is a nice touch. They even got the texture right.
Though the_shape_ is like something out of my nightmares.
He waves at me. "Hiii."
"Ned? what the f-"
"Yes, exactly!" He giggled. Sounds like a woman's giggle, like a dog's giggle if it could giggle. But it still sounds like Ned. "I really need to thank you."
I try to be calm. Or, at least, to act calm. "You can thank me by letting me out."
"I will! Eventually!" She puts a finger - no, a claw - right behind the head of my dick, runs it around the ridge. Feels pretty real to me. I try to get out again. Don't know if this is really Ned or some weird joke, but there are some things you just don't mess with.
I remember thinking_he's probably in the security office. Laughing at me. Getting blackmail material._
Then I wondered what happened if some rich guy - or gal - got caught on video. Would he pay the piper, or just buy out the place and ruin the blackmailer's life?
And then Ned stuck his tongue down my dick.
Well, not down it. Not exactly. But he pulled it wide and then ran his tongue over it-
Ever been licked by a cat?
Yeah. Like that.
I didn't lie back and think of England, of course. I yelled at him to stop. I yelled for help, I banged on the wall.
And then I noticed something.
Now, I'm quite familiar with the shape of the ol' todger.
Stop snickering.
On the screen, I can see Ned has a firm hold on it. All I can really see is the tip. And I'm fairly certain it didn't have a point when I walked in. And it's hard to tell in black and white, but the color seems wrong. Darker, maybe?
I reached for my phone. No signal, not even wifi. Bollocks.
Soon, my balls started to ache.
"You feel it, don't you?"
I jump. Ned's staring at the camera again, and smiling.
"Ned, I don't know what kind of sick joke this is, but-"
He squeezed my dick, hard, and I arch my back. It's...not painful. Intense.
"But what?" Squeeze. "Aren't you enjoying yourself?" Squeeze. "Are you not entertained?" Squeeze.
By the end of it, I'm barely standing up straight. I don't want to fall down - I'm pretty sure something would tear - so I just kinda lean against the wall-
Wait.
What happened to my feet?
They look longer. Pointier. Furrier.
Yeah, this is when the penny dropped.
My balls start to ache. I remember - I'm not sure if I was right, but I remember wondering if I'd get taller.
So I think_okay, what if there's signal in the hall?_If the door was open, I might be able to get a the phone out. I load up an SOS with my address on Whatsapp, and turn on my data and wifi. The second someone opened the door, I'd be ready.
At this point, I just want to cum so I can leave. So it makes sense to...lean into it. Literally. The dick-cuff doesn't have much give, but it had a little.
The faster we're done, the faster we're out. I wasn't enjoying it. Not really. Not psychologically. Only physically. Perfectly natural reaction.
Only physically.
That's what I told myself.
So I start getting into it. I brace against the wall, then I notice the claws and fur. My hands are changing too.
Then I hear the door open behind me.
I reach for my phone, but something - some_one_ powerful grabs my hand, pins it to the wall. It's furry too.
I try an elbow to the guy's face, and he catches it, slams my arm into the wall. Then he bites the back of my neck, right here.
It's a reflex, you know. Puppies, kittens. Mum lifts them by the scruff, they go limp. Never quite goes away.
So when she bites me in the neck, I don't...I don't go limp. Not exactly.
I just stop fighting.
I can feel it swelling back there, as he pushes in. Every spine that slips though the hole adds a little to my hip measurements. Maybe takes a little from my waist, I don't know.
My claws bite into the floor.
And now it feels_right_ to push into the cunt on the other side of the wall, it felt right.
And then the
(alpha)
guy behind me starts pulling out. I just want him, I just want him to finish, you know? So I lean back into him-
And that's when I realize I'm free.
My dick's free. Nothing holding it in place.
I could fight back. Try to get out.
But, honestly, I didn't care. I didn't care about anything but the tits erupting on my chest and the explosion between my legs.
And in my dick.
Then my legs give out, and I collapse. Right onto the guy behind me. Felt...full. Warm. Like when you're walking around at 2 in the morning and you eat a donner kebab with your mates.
I can feel someone's tits on my back. Four of them. She laces her fingers with mine, and says - purrs - "was it good for you?" into my ear.
And it's Ned. I can smell him. I can smell so much_more_ of him-
I reach up and feel my nose. It's wet.
Didn't even notice my face changing.
Look up at the camera. There's still one of us in there. But she's not wearing his shirt.
"But wait,how-"
He cups my right boob. "Who do you think changed_me_?"
I look down, and I notice the spikes on my dick. And the...knot? I think it's called a knot. That round bit near the base. Reach down, and I've a cunt of my own.
There's some cum on the wall.
"Who's gonna clean that up?"
He hugs me, under my boobs. "I'm not sure."
"How are we going to get home?"
"Not sure."
"How long before I can get your dick out?"
I can_hear_ his grin. "Not sure."
I can also hear him starting to wag.
So, Nida, I want to give you the choice I never g-
What?
Oh, right.
After he wagged, I said "Well, there's one thing we_do_ know for sure."
"What?"
"I owe you fifty pounds."
ENDF
Inglorious 2017 Nequ CC By-SA-NC Fan stories welcome