Serenifi: It's A Wonderful Fanon Pairing
SERENIFI: IT'S A WONDERFUL FANON PAIRING
"And now, the gals you've been waitin' for, the recent graduates of our Elementary and Junior-High Phase, and Acme Acres' most inspiring LGBT couple, Serenity and Fifi Coyote-La-Fume!" Now sooner than the familiar grey rabbit announced this, an 11-year-old female brunette coyote and a 15-year-old purple-and-white skunk emerged from the doors surrounded by the well-known orange circles, each wearing a black rope and hat, soaking in the sounds of cheering and wolf-whistles, and the sights of heart-shaped eyes, ground-touching jaws, and tongues rolling onto the pavement.
Back Home...
"Emily Ze Skunk just replied." Fifi declared, whilst looking at her phone. "She's accepted ze invite!" "OK, that's great!" Serenity whispered, as she tucked in the last of an assortment of infantile coyote-skunk hybrids, before turning on a soothing melody with her own phone, and exiting the room. "Have you got the respective gifts?" "Oui." Fifi responded as she and her canine wife entered their bedroom. "Catholic-School uniform for Emily?" "Verifer." "Black-and-white-skunk-tail butt-plug for Veronica?" "Verifer." "Beer-flavored dildo for Celine?" "Verifer." "Dominatrix sets for Anya and Cek-Cee?" "Verifer deux fois!" "Whew, I know it's Winter and all, but this room is too damn warm... I'd have to be naked to survive this..." "Exactly..." Fifi declared, before suddenly grabbing Serenity by the legs, laying her on the magnificent bed, and proceeding to stroke her lower body. "Feef, you sly devil... Ess..." The young coyote replied in a mischievous tone, while Fifi slid her robe off her shoulders. The skunkette then proceeded to undo the straps of her wive's black Mary-Jane shoes, before removing them from her feet. Fifi then bit into the tip of Serenity's plain-white sock, tugging at it until it was free from her admirable soles, before doing the same with her other sock. "I see you've been using my perfume..." The teenage mustelid proclaimed, before beginning to sniff, then kiss, then lick the bare paws of her lover, prompting a giggle or two from the canine. After two minutes of massaging Serenity's feet, Fifi ascended onto the mattress to slide the straps of her red overall dress off her shoulders, before pulling it off her body, then playing with her white petticoat a bit before stripping that off too. Serenity then found her matching shirt unbuttoned and removed from her torso by the skunkette, immediately blushing once she was seen in nothing but her underwear. "You remember ze time your skirt was caught by the edge of your locker?" Fifi inquired in-between snickers. "Yeah, yeah, now I know not to wear polka-dot or heart-decorated panties on school days..." Serenity replied in a dismissive tone, while her undershirt was pulled off by her mustelid mate. Fifi stroked Serenity's petite breasts, then grasped her frilly white panties, and carefully slid them down her thighs, then knees, and finally, feet, before tossing the undergarments aside. Fifi then stripped off her own green shirt, matching skirt, and frilly pink panties. The two lovesick mammals then spent the next 60 seconds stroking each other's body (especially their crotches), linking their lips, coiling their tongues, and exchanging saliva as their puffs of breath were made visible in the Winter evening. "Whoo!" Serenity abruptly found herself held upside-down by the skunkette, who began to extend her tongue into the canine's pink tunnel, while the coyote followed the same routine. The two continued to lap at each other's vaginas, softly breathing in satisfaction, until they each released a string of white translucent fluids into each other's mouths. They collapsed onto the comforter, brushing their received juice around their respective mouths, until swallowing. "I'll be right back..." Fifi announced before heading for the closet. A couple minutes later, the skunk emerged with a plastic phallic toy secured on her waist, catching Serenity in the process of licking at her own rump. "Feef, you..." "Not anozer word..." With that said, Fifi grasped her partner's backside, and plunged her artificial cock into her museum. "Oh... Feef...*Haa...* *Ahh...*" Serenity's breath was now practically spelling her companion's name as she continued their activity. "Serenity?" "Oui?" "What eef I was a male? Would you still be mine?" "A male purple-and-white skunk, with a strong set of ribs (and scent), a firm behind, a piercing erection, and a vow to stick with his gal? Of course..." Fifi grasped the coyote's hair as she continued thrusting. "Oh! OH! I'm... I'M...!" Before she could finish, Fifi popped her cherry, with sticky results.
The skunkette then spent the next few minutes collecting her consort's milk with nothing but her sharp tongue. Then, they brushed their teeth, and settled their nude selves into slumber. "Merry Early Christmas..." Was the last thing Serenity uttered, before snuggling with her musty wife.
THE NEXT DAY...
"Ugh... I knew they'd be coming, but at 7 AM?" Serenity groaned as she walked downstairs and approached the door. "Could I get your signature here?" Was the first sentence uttered, when the coyote opened the door, from a skinny wolf with his pants dropped and his red cock steadfast and signaled to. "Fine..." The coyote then knelt down to suckle on his meat until he released his milk onto her face. Serenity then gathered some of the substance, and traced the letters "S-E-R-E-N-I-T-Y" on the wolf's staff. "Thanks!" "Don't mention it." Serenity responded before closing the door, and heading back to her mate upstairs, only to be interrupted by another pattern of knocks. She opened the door to a male rabbit with a chipped ear holding a camera. "Hi. My client wanted to promote a series of undergarments dedicated to you and your wife. So, you mind showing..." "*Sigh* OK..." Serenity then lifted up her cream-colored nightgown to reveal a pair of frilly-white panties, before being immediately, albiet briefly, blinded by a flash of the device. "Thanks!" "Don't mention it." Serenity then resumed her route upstairs, before hearing another rap at the door. "My client wanted some 'star-power' in her franchise of nude magazines..." The male mouse then found himself buried in Serenity's garments, but crawled out and observed the coyote making various sensual poses with nothing but her fur, which the rodent then recorded into a series of snapshots. "We thank you for your time." "Don't mention it..." Serenity replied with clenched teeth, as the mouse then hopped off in a limo. The canine then picked up her clothes, which were immersed in snow, before tossing them in a nearby device, and pouring a sizable amount of detergent in a hole. As Serenity was about to push the "START" button, yet another physical notion rang throughout the mansion, prompting a death glare from the brunette coyote. "What is it no...? Oh, come on..." Serenity observed an entire crowd of males, and a female or two, demanding: "Where's Fifi?" "Would you two be the stars of our puberty lesson?" "Will you make a 'Great Scott Part 4'?" "What's your favorite color?" Serenity inhaled a deep scent of the winter atmosphere, before releasing her sex-hormone-infested-carbon-dioxide. "I'll be right back..." Was all the canine replied, before silently shutting the entrance, then immediately hammering away a set of planks.
"Bonjour, my leetle canine companio..." "Shh!" Serenity urged Fifi, who was now holding a skunk kit with a wolf tail and ears to her nipples. "What eez eet?" The coyote silently approached the nearest window, before pulling back an inch of the curtain, so that the skunkette could observe her fans. "Hold Junior, s'il vous plait..." Fifi then handed her kit to Serenity, before grabbing her tail, cocking it, sticking it out the window, and firing a series of musky shots at the crowd per second. "Man, how much I could take the odor of such a lovely skunk!" Declared a random guy, before he and his fellow fanboys charged at the window, demolishing the glass. "Let me try." Serenity then handed the kit back to Fifi, before pulling a megaphone out of her bare ankle/pocket. "HEY! GUYS! YOU GREW UP IN THE NINETIES, RIGHT?" As they presumably refused to answer, let alone listen to, her, Serenity muttered: "I'll take that as a yes..." Before bringing the device back to her lips. "WELL, THAT SHOW 'RUGRATS'? IT F***ING SUCKS BIG TIME!" There was no difference in tone or behavior from the throng. "YEAH, THAT SHOW CAN LICK MY ASS! RIGHT AFTER I'VE EATEN MY FILL OF THE SPICIEST TACOS! JAR-JAR BINKS IN GENERAL HAS NOTHIN' ON THOSE INSUFFERABLE LIL' BRATS!" Serenity then turned to Fifi, who was now covering her kit's ears and eyes. "Oh, good... Take him upstairs, I'll deal with everything." Fifi then did as she was told. "YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKS? 'FROZEN!'" Serenity's opinion was met with an uproar of praise. "Umm... NEVER MIND, 'FROZEN' IS BETTER THAN 'LION KING', 'BEAUTY AND THE BEAST' AND EVERY OTHER ANIMATED DISNEY FILM BEFORE 'FROZEN'!" A second chorus of cheers rang through the canine's ears, whose owner then gave a meme-worthy look of annoyance.
"Feef?" "Oui, Serenity?" "It's time for plan E=MC^2..."
ONE HALF-HOUR LATER...
"HEY SUCKERS!" The crowd of desperate furries looked at the balcony of their Goddess's mansion, where two pink, hairless mammals, one with long ears and a short tail, and the other vice-versa, stood in pride, silencing the mass. "HOW DO YA LIKE US NOW, HUH? YOU LIKE SEEIN' NUDE ANIMALS, WELL YOU GOT A COUPLE OF 'EM UNDER YOUR NOSES! COME AN' GIT US! WE'RE FREE! JUST DON'T TAKE ANY PICTURES OR WE'LL EMAIL THEM TO YER GIRLFRIENDS!" Serenity announced, as she and her now-completely-nude skunkette presented their bare spread vaginas and anuses to their nuisances. "Eez zis what ze English call, how you say, dignified?" "I don't even care 'bout bein' English, or British anymore..." Was all the coyote replied. "GET THEM!" The horde immediately resumed their frantic nature, as a gang of onlookers began to climb the walls with their own convenient suction-cups, as the lesbian couple reacted by racing back into the building and stuffing a metal rod into the door handles. "BY THE WAY, I WASN'T KIDDIN' 'BOUT THAT TACO THING!" Serenity declared once again through her megaphone.
HOURS LATER...
"*Cough* Oh, an' 'Peppa Pig' is lower than bottom-of-the-barrel Preschool Shows...! *Wheeze*! I mean, just lookit the goddamn animation!" Serenity turned to Fifi, her face now simultaneously green and red in between proclamations. "How's it goin', Feef?" The skunkette then released a pitiful streak of mustelid odorfrom her tail at the perpetually-anticipated herd of fans, before holding up an empty can of Mexican beans, and shaking her head. At that moment, the doorbell was sounded. "Oh, great! Just f***ing what we f***ing needed!" The agitated canine groaned in between gasps. "Look, I'm not doin' another goddamn 'Great Scott' ever ag... Oh, sorry." Serenity shifted her tone at the sight of a red-and-white skunkette with brunette hair, a monocle, and a schoolgirl uniform with a golden badge stating "Miss Penelope's School For Girls", a blond-and-white skunkette in a Bavarian dress, a blue-and-white skunkette with red-hair, a fuzzy coat, and an equally fuzzy tall hat, a grey-and... Grey skunkette, also with red hair, wearing a skimpy red dress, and a black-and-white skunkette in a kimono. "Come in, you're more than welcome this time around, and yes, our bare appearences make sense in context..."
LATER...
"Allons! Do ze 'bending-over-to-half-warn-half-entice-predator'!" Fifi declared, as she and her fellow mustelids stretched out their appendages on their respective yoga mats, along with their vagina walls. "Serenity, join us!" The brunette coyote refused to respond, with a look that said "don't say anything to me or I'll kill you", as she gazed at the dozens of Furbook comments consisting of "Ruegger Hates Lezbos!" "Ruegger Hates Fanfics!" "Ruegger Hates Popular French Skunkettes! Which Means Ruegger Hates You!" "That Freakin' FCC!" As the exercise music, new-email sound-effects, and eternal cries of desperate fanboys rung through her ears, Serenity felt her heart racing, her brain tightening, her blood flaming, her eyebrows lowering, her breath heating, and her jaws grinding all in rage.
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The unprecedented shriek completely demolished all the windows, TVs, and glasses in her residence, and ceased every action happening at the moment. The coyote was then left with her hair assorted, her tail raised in anger, and her canine side reveling in all it's presentation. "Feef. A word." The now-intimidated skunkette timidly walked alongside her fuming wife.
"OK, Feef. This is the last straw. Ever since I married you, I've had to put up with all this..." "Quelle?" "I loved our company and all, but... I want a divorce." "Non..." "Oui! I've had THIS golden ticket for such an emergency since Tohn-Oo-Fil took over!" Serenity then pulled out a rectangular slip of paper from her pink, fur-less, invisible pocket, and a pen. "S'il Vous Plait!" "Doesn't that crowd bother you a single goddamn bit?" "Maybe YOU wouldn't know, because YOU don't have ze mustelid strength!" "Oh yeah, real good advice there." Serenity then planted the Divorce slip on the wall, and proceeded to aim the tip of her inked tool. "Serenity... Please reconsider... For me?" The coyote paused at those words. "Hey Coyote-La-Fume! 'Bout a quarter of us are waiting for your taco diet!" This remark from the exterior of the mansion prompted an accelerated signature from the canine.
Serenity then slid into her casual blue-and-white uniform, as well as a long redcoat, before heading for the door, only to look back at a sobbing Fifi. She ceased a bit to let these cries sink in, before exiting. The minute she stepped outside, a gathering of amateur males swarmed around her to look up her skirt, only to have an anvil inexplicably strike their groins.
As she trudged through the snow to the Acme City Hall to file her divorce statement, a metaphorical parasite began to eat at Serenity's insides. A parasite she felt the minute she snapped back home, or what WAS her home. A parasite that told her there was no turning back. That told her the lips between her legs will no longer be opened. That told her she will no longer have a large tail to keep her warm in the Winter. That told her she would never be with her mustelid companion again. But that parasite died out as she thought back to the pesky fan-base her marriage has spawned. Just then, a bright light made itself visible just three feet away from the coyote. The illumination only grew and grew and grew, until, in it's place, a brunette human male with glasses and a short beard materialized. "Better not say anything about my breasts! Or lack thereof!" Serenity swung her now-unsheathed claws at him, only to zip right through him, not leaving so much as a bruise. "Come on. Even if I wanted to touch you, I couldn't." "Who are you?" "A guardian angel of Tohn-Oo-Fil. It's my job to ensure that my assigned living person, in this case, you, has enough faith in their life, or, in your case, relationships." "I have a good life, or HAD one, at least..." "That's exactly what I'm here to show you..." The minute he uttered the last syllable, the Angel snapped his fingers, and the two were immediately transported to the exterior of a house in a more secluded neighborhood in the middle of the night.
Serenity noticed a two-to-four-years-younger version of herself just outside this building, wearing a Santa hat, observing a pattern of tiny Christmas trees with barely-lit lights coiled around them, as well as a single red ornament dangling from a satellite dish atop her roof, which then snapped off and crashed onto the sidewalk, right before the canine cub herself collapsed indifferently. "THIS was you before you met Fifi..." As the Angel declared this, Wile E. Appeared outside to take his daughter back to her room.
Before she knew it, Serenity was immediately transported back to her more familiar mansion, only this time, there was a whole crowd of males gathered in the living room and kitchen, where she then noticed a year-or-two-younger version of herself prancing around with Fifi to Christmas-themed pop music. "... And THIS is you after meeting her..." Serenity could only observe her guests sipping their Sprite, munching their chips, stretching their stuffed crust, and/or flicking their cheese balls into their gullets, and hope it was all within her physical grasp. "Well... These guys are much more civilized than our fans back in the present!" "You mean FIFI's fans, until you married..."
Serenity then discovered her mustelid mate, now around 9 years old, seated right beside her Cadillac, amidst the harsh snowfall, plucking at the petals of a *insert non-poisonous flower type here*. Once she had stripped the plant of it's outer features, Fifi noticed a large red object peeking out a trash can. The skunkette hopped a couple times, before managing to pull the item out, revealed to be a thick canine dildo, with a tag tied around texting: "To Our All-Time Favorite Skunk, Hope you find that Hunk... *Heart Shape*" The purple-and-white mammal formed a small, but prominent smile at this, before placing the toy onto the ground, spreading her legs, and thrusting her bottom onto the tip, gasping with delight at this touch. Serenity couldn't resist lifting up her skirt, and sliding her hands inside her underwear as she observed Fifi moaning with a lonely crack in her vocals.
Before Serenity could reach out for the skunkette, her sobs were replaced with giggles, as her magnificent violet tail increased, and her single red toy transformed into an assortment of exterior shafts emitting from multiple muscular mammals, while Serenity witnessed a slightly-younger version of herself embracing the odorous mustelid while riding her own guys. The present-Serenity unexpectedly discovered a small gathering of middle-aged human males gazing through a window at the erotic activities taking place, drooling and rapidly tapping their respective Apple or Android devices. "How'd I not notice those creeps?" The coyote demanded her companion. "Who has time to worry 'bout some perverts when you've got a perfectly good mate and your own handsome servants? .......... Hope that didn't come across the wrong way..."
Suddenly, the angelic voices of erotica transitioned into shrill cries, and the two female companions combined to form a redhead human female, wearing only a tan straight-jacket, and seated in a single area. "I WANT MY KITTIES BACK! COME BACK KITTY! COME BACK AND LOVE MEEEE!!!" Serenity could practically sense her eardrums ready to burst from the overdose of shrieks. Thankfully, the yelping dissolved into comparatively-tame rants emitting from the mouth of a brunette male human in a blue suit. "Whadda ya think yer doin'?! As my Chief of Secretary, get yer ass back here, and get my citizens to support my decision, or yer fired!!" "Sorry, Max. I'm not supporting a mayor going against his people's wishes to keep Net Neutrality, and having the gal to exploit his own selfish goals through a copyrighted music video, with copyrighted props..." The COS firmly responded, before exiting the office, leaving the pint-sized boss to continue his fit, rip his blond wig from his scalp, toss it by his feet, and violently tramp it into shreds.
"Coyote-and-Skunk Lesbian Couple Inspires Acme Acres Crowd to Revolt Against Tyrannical Leader/Leader-In-Training Montana Max For His Proposed Anti-Gay-Marraige And Anti-Free-Internet laws. At This Same Moment, Local Animal Abuser Elmyra Duff Is Punished For Her Treatment Of Said Couple By Being Stripped Of Her Access To Animals Of All Species, And Scheduled For A Series Of Mental Imprisonments To Cure Her Of This Disorder..." Serenity studied the front page of a local newspaper in awe. "Fifi and I started all THAT?" "Yep. Why else did you get a self-titled drama based on your brief separation?" "Whoa, this is heavy... Hey, I was even acknowledged by a user of DeviantArt, Furaffinity, InkBunny, AND SoFurry as a 'source of inspiration'!" "Yep. All 'cause of a mere sleepover with a hopeless romantic..." With that, the Guardian Angel snapped his fingers, and Serenity readjusted her eyes as the printed text on her paper changed to "Acme Acres Officially Renamed Acme Hell Thanks To A Decision By Mayor Montana Max To Empty Town Of It's Privileged Celebration Of Furries. This Action Led To Various Reason-You-Suck Speeches From Unqualified Internet Trolls, Moral Guardians, And Politicians, As Well As The Relocation Of All Anthropomorphic Beings To The Arms Of Local Animal-Enthusiast Elmyra Duff."
"Guardian? Guardian, what the hell's goi..." Serenity turned to find the young human disappearing in a thick cloud of smoke. "Fifi?! FIFI!"
The coyote raced desperately to the yard where Fifi formerly resided, only to discover a slip of paper taped on the front door of the broken-down vehicle. Serenity felt her heart flame up in fear as she read the following words: "Fifi La Fume, Age 13, Species Rare Purple And White Skunk, Horniness Major, Is Now Official Property Of Elmyra Duff."
Once the canine had arrived at the sibling of Satan himself, she planted her face against the window to discover the mustelid laying on her back on the edge of a bathtub filled with a red liquid that had spilled from a series of cans, with her pupils replaced with skull-and-cross-bone symbols.
Serenity stepped inside, and grasped the lifeless head of her wife. "Feef?! COME ON FEEF, STAY WITH ME!" "IS MY STINKY KITTY DONE WITH HER BATH?" Serenity immediately dropped the corpse, and pounced back through the window as the bratty girl entered the bathroom.
"OOF!" The shaved mammal then collapsed into an unseen figure, scattering an assortment of papers onto the wet street. "Thanks a lot, furfag!" "What?" "Those were supposed to get me a job at Montana's dull-white-computer-required-office tomorrow morning!" Serenity observed the human female, who picked up the soggy files in disgust, before a tuft of fur popped out of her forehead. "F***ing masks..." Was all she muttered, before looking back at the pink furless canine. "Well, now that you caught me, I got some advice... Work on your disguise big time tonight..." "Disguise?" Serenity's question was halted by a gunshot just on her right. She turned to discover a human male cocking a rifle, before taking a second shot at the fleeing coyote. "Wait! Wait! Weren't furries regulated after Fifi La Fume and Serenity Coyote..." "Fifi La Fume?" As the two turned to a secluded alley, the impersonated creature tore off her rubber human mask to reveal a cheeky brunette-colored face, with tall ears holding blue bowties, and a flowing set of hair. "You mean the broad who's the only reason people watch 'Tiny Toons' rather than, I don't know, the writing?" Serenity's heart ceased it's beating as the face of her own self was made visible in the brief flash of lightning that occurred in the background. "If ya want that bimbo to get some attention, why don't you just make your own spin-off, and get the f*** off my back!" The stingy canine then slapped her mask back on, before storming off.
"Got another one!" Serenity suddenly found her hands and feet bound by a pair of handcuffs. "You sure 'bout this one? Don't think Elmyra takes the nude ones..." "Ah, she'll just use the coat of that grey coyote..." "Oh, god, what have I done?" Serenity announced in despair, as she was dragged towards a large black van with the print "ACME ANIMAL CONTROL" Plastered all over. I'm talking to YOU Guardian Angel! What have I done?! I'm sorry! I never wanna be away from Fifi La Fume ever again! No matter how many fans we get! No matter what we go through! No matter how much TTA fans may despise my BEAUTIFUL! PURPLE! WIFE!!!!!!"
Serenity then found herself lying on the sidewalk, immersed in the raining white powder. "Hey there she is!" Serenity tightened her eyelids, expecting the unknown person to cuff her and ship her to Elmyra. "Hey, my boss liked your photos and all, but she wanted a 'skirt-lift' pose. So, you mind...?" The coyote's heart rose at this, and she immediately rose up along with it, grabbed the edge of her skirt and petticoat, swiftly lifted it up, and started dancing erotically like there was no tomorrow. "*Sigh*... I never thought I'd be so thrilled to have a guy taking slutty poses of me in my whole life..." Was all the canine thought as her panty-trapped bum was recorded. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Serenity announced, before sliding her undies down an inch to expose her bare pink rump, pulling them back up, and racing through Acme Acres. "MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! MERRY CHRISTMAS BABS! MERRY CHRISTMAS SHIRLEY!" She stopped at a TV behind the window of a used-items store, where she observed Montana Max, along with Elmyra Duff, in a court room. "Is there anything else either of you have to say about your little unjustified vote?" "Yes, I do." At that moment, a voice completely disparate from either of the humans was heard. "I have to go now. My planet needs me." No sooner than that was uttered, an animation cel featuring the two brats only was slid off the screen, before the TV cut to a card with the following words inked: "NOTE: MONTANA AND ELMYRA DIED ON THE WAY TO THEIR HOME PLANET." "And a bah, humbug to you two... Too... MERRY CHRISTMAS ACME LOONIVERSITY! Wait, Fifi..."
Fifi and her fellow skunkettes were playing ping-pong in the most uninterested attitude of their lives. SLAM! "MERRY CHRISTMAS FIFI!" Serenity raced up to the now-furless mustelid, who opened her mouth, but was silenced by a single finger. "... Coyote-La-Fume..." The canine then pulled out her divorce slip, crumpled it up, and tossed it into the nearby fire. Fifi responded by tightening her arms around Serenity's torso, before the five skunkettes joined in. "Merry Christmas, Serenity..." "Ditto..." The canine and mustelid did nothing more than produce a glowing smile and gaze into the other's eyes, which they each could swear were beginning to tear up. "What do you say we celebrate zees morning ze Coyote-La-Fume way..."
Serenity then found herself seated on the couch, while Emily lifted up one of her feet, undid the buckles on her black Mary-Jane shoe, then slid it off. The british skunkette then pulled off Serenity's plain-white sock, before groping her bare sole. Cek-Cee, in the meantime, had just removed her other shoe and sock, and was now stroking her foot with nothing but her delicate fingers. Serenity then rose her arms so that Veronica could lift her plain-white, long-sleeved shirt off from her torso, then her head and arms, before tossing it aside, and proceeding to lick at the canines armpits. Serenity then giggled at the slight touch of her hips as Anya began to slide her fingers underneath the helm of her bright-blue skirt, and bring it down to her knees, before letting it drop to her feet, which then kicked it off. After playing with her petticoat a bit, the Russian mustelid then performed the same action that she did with the outer garment. Serenity then rose her arms again as Celine removed her plain-white undershirt, before playing with her petite, 13-year-old breasts. Fifi La Fume then knelt before her soulmate, then grasped the helm of her frilly white panties, before slowly-but-surely pulling them off, and tossing them in the pile of her aforementioned garments.
"Hold your, how you say, horses. I've got my own present for you..." With that, Fifi pulled a screen between herself and her companions. 5 seconds later, Serenity noticed a pink leg dressed in a black heel and matching fishnet stocking emerging, which then stepped out in the form of a shaved skunkette dressed in a french maid uniform, trotting in the most erection-inducing manner possible towards the equally-shaved coyote, who then grasped her leg. "Ooh! Ma jambe!" "Now's not the time for pop-cultural references..." Was all Serenity declared, before pulling off Fifi's previously-mentioned garments. She then undid her white apron, before untieing her matching bodice, exposing Fifi's developing breasts. Fifi then cooed as the coyote slid her entire dress, then her plain-white petticoat, off her hips. Serenity then bit into her wife's frilly pink panties with hearts decorated, and yanked them from her crotch, before spitting them out. The two furless mammals then proceeded to link their lips. Both pairs each.
As the canine and mustelid began their session, Veronica slid the straps of her red dress off her shoulder, before allowing the rest of her garment drop to her feet. She then undid her pink bra, and slid down, then kicked off her matching panties, which promptly landed onto the face of the coyote host.
Emily, tempted by the actions taking place around her, kicked off her black shoes, yanked off her grey stockings, tore off her black jacket and plain-white buttoned shirt, ripped her black pleated skirt off her hips, and kicked off her red-white-and-blue panties, which then landed on Serenity's face.
Anya then removed her fuzzy hat, slid off her equally-fuzzy coat, kicked off her equally-equally-fuzzy boots, and stripped off her smooth purple dress. Celine, meanwhile, kicked off her black shoes, removed her white apron, and slid off her dress and petticoat, before gasping at Anya's panties, which were decorated in a familiar red-black-and-white symbol. Anya, meanwhile, was shocked at the sight of the blond skunkette's own underwear, which was decorated in golden hammers, scythes, and stars against an otherwise-red background. "You undie thief!" They yelled simultaneously, before tearing each other's undergarments off their crotches, and tossing them, once again, onto Serenity's face.
Cek-Cee was now unamused by the sparked brawl, so she slid off her pink-and-white kimono, and pulled a black whip from within her plain-white panties decorated with a single red circle, which she then kicked into you-know-where. Anya and Celine's skirmish was immediately interrupted by a loud crack. "I have waited an eternity for this moment, and I'm not letting anyone ruin it!" Cek-Cee announced, to the intimidation of the German and Russian mustelids, who then responded with innocent smiles and pats on each other's heads. "Good. Now, let's give our host her present..."
Serenity then found herself with Veronica and Emily smothering her feet in saliva, her nipples treated by Anya and Celine, Cek-Cee seated on her face, and Fifi with her vagina lips rubbing against those of the canine, which were being lapped at by the aforementioned Asian guest. The coyote gasped, moaned, drooled, and sweated as her entire body was triggered by all six of the skunkettes. "I'm definitely staying with Fifi forever..." Was all she could utter between her erotic vocals, before spraying her fluids all over the skunks. Serenity then soaked in the mutual feeling of pleasure as she feasted on her guests' respective cultural cuisine, became the victim of bondage of the Asian and Russian kind, and inhaled each of her friends' odors. Her tunnel stuffed with fists, tails, feet, dildos and strap-ons, and her lips and tongue exposed to each of the vaginas and anuses, Serenity could say nothing but "More... More...". Throughout all this, Serenity managed to provide her own method of penetration to each of the foreign companions, which couldn't make her any more grateful for her married life. The air was ridden with "Oh, f***!" "Oh, my! Good show, good show!" "Mais Oui!" "O da!" "O ja!" "Oh si!" And "A-sodesu!" As the mammals continued their activities. None of them ceased their licking, their fisting, their rimming, or their domination, until they were each completely drenched in the fluids of all of their friends, just as a redhead vixen was filled to the brim with the semen of a white goat and skinny polecat, while having her nipples treated by a pink roadrunner. "It'll make sense in context..." Was all the red fox could reply to the camera.
"Merry Christmas..." "Joyeux noel..." "Feliz Navidad..." "Frohliche Weihnachten..." "Schastlivogo Rozhdestva..." "Merikurisumasu..." "Oh, sorry ladies..." The seven females turned to discover a nude male fox, along with 15 other equally-nude males or assorted species, plus 9 equally-equally-nude male caribou, one with a glowing red external reproductive organ, all standing above the collapsed canine and mustelids. "I just found these reindeer stuck in a tree in our garden last night. Is there anything we can do until they manage to contact their friends and family?" Serenity, Fifi, and the others then gave a face that said "Yes, yes we do..." Before Bending over, and presenting their hindquarters. As she stuck her bottom into the air, and spread her vagina and anus for the guys to see, Serenity looked up, and whispered "Thank you, Guardian Angel..." Before the familiar human male appeared out of nowhere, gave a wink and a smile, and disappeared without a trace, just as the following words were traced on the screen:
THE END.