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There is a petting zoo on the bad side of town filled with talking non-anthro animals that used to be slacker humans. They find lots of ways to get into mischief when they are bored. They don't have hands but they are handy at working their situation.

Christmas the reindeer, Chris for short, and Bucky the white tail deer have been friends since they met at the petting zoo. Today they were laying in the grass letting children climb on them. "Do you know Rudolph?" asks a small human girl sitting in front of Chris. "Of course I do! I go out for drinks with him after we're done delivering presents on Christmas Eve", he lied. Bucky gives him a look. Not particularly fond of the tall tales Chris tells to children.

Another child saddles Bucky's back and grips his antlers like handlebars. "Vroom Vroom" says the small boy, twisting Bucky's head left and right as if he were driving a motorcycle. Bucky shakes his body side to side as if hitting a rough patch of road. The child laughs and hangs on tightly as his parent's take pictures. Chris looks over at the child riding Bucky and says "WEEYUU WEEYUU WEEYUU! Oh no it's the police! They are pulling you over for not wearing your helmet." The child gets a scared look on his face and asks "What do i do?" Bucky gets into the rollplay and informs the child "You better pull over and get off the bike." The small boy stands up off Bucky's back. Chris says "They want to see your license and registration now." The boy inhales sharply and says "I don't have any!" Chris and Bucky both stand up on their hooves in alarm. They both shout at the child, "THEN WE BETTER RUN!" Chris and Bucky sprint away from the scene leaving the children and their families in the dust. The parents give each other dumbfounded looks as the children laugh hysterically.

"HAHA, that never gets old." Bucky says glad to have the rough child off his antlers. They slow down to a trot as they walk past the snack bar. "Let's get that beer Sugar owes us." Chris suggests as he spots Sugar, the white wolf, using a payphone beside the snackbar. They look at the 8 year old human holding the receiver to Sugar's ear while petting the wolf's back with her other hand. Bucky looks at Sugar with disapproval and says to Chris "What a sociopath. He could be using the employee phone designed for four leggers." Sugar only did things like this for the power it made him feel. Of all animals at the Zoo, Sugar was the one that always had a scheme ready to make extra tips or get something out of the guests.

The wolf finishes the conversation with "Okay Doc, I'll be by with him in a few hours. Bye." Sugar turns to look at the kid and tells her "Thank you sweetie. You can hang up the phone now." She returns the receiver to it's cradle and looks back at him expectantly. "Fine. I'll do the backflip I promised you." Sugar takes a few steps back from the child and crouches to get ready. He looks down and then twists his head up while springing his legs. He gracefully flips through the air and lands on his front paws. His back paws following after to finish the rotation. The child claps and laughes. Sugar then tells the kid "You better go find your parents now. I think I saw them over there." He says, while pointing in a randomly selected direction.

The child walks off, Chris and Bucky approach. "Too bad you're sober. I love watching you botch the landing" Bucky teases. Sugar smiles defiantly "I make more in sympathy tips when I fall on my nose." Sugar says to cast doubt on whether or not he actually messes up. Chris says "Lets fix the sober part with the beers you owe us for that favor earlier."

Chris greets the balding snack bar attendant whose name he could never remember. "Hello! Can we please get two deer beers and a queer beer for the wolf?" The attendant smiles at the joke and picks up the microchip scanner. Sugar stands on his hind legs and brushes the microchip in his back against the scanner. He then places his paw on the touchpad and it makes a cha-ching noise as the money is subtracted from his account. The bowls of beers are placed on a low table beside the snack bar and the trio begin to drink.

Licking his chops Sugar says "I have just lined up a replacement for Larry. If everything goes well at the clinic today you can watch me fuck our new hyena in the dorms by tonight." Chris quickly asks Sugar "Will we get a turn?" Sugar grins and says "Of course! I'll even let you go second." Chris and Bucky look at each other in excitement at getting to rut someone new.

After finishing a few beers Chris and Bucky go to the limited touching area to lay in the grass and sober up. It wouldn't be good for them to accidently stab someone with their antlers. They sit by the fence as guests reach over to touch and pet them. Bucky says "This is the life. Would you ever imagine a job as a human where you could drink and lay in the grass while getting paid?" Chris replies "I'm pretty sure the hobos holding signs by the highway off ramp do that." Bucky smirks and says "Your right, but at least people want to look at, talk to, and touch us." Chris chuckles and says "Could you imagine the idea of a hobo reindeer with a sign hanging around it's neck saying Christmas is canceled this year?" Bucky laughs and adds, "Yeah, with a change bucket hanging off one antler" They both laugh at the scene.

Frank the Camel walks by and gives them a nod. Chris says "Good afternoon Camel Joe, you got my smokes?" Frank replies sarcasticly, "Yeah I hid them up my ass. Feel free to poke your tongue in there to look for them." Bucky gives a laugh at Frank's vulgar response to Chris's tired old joke. Frank sits down in the grass beside them. Bucky says "I heard we are gonna get a replacement for Larry the Hyena." Frank replies "Why would someone want to be the replacement for that slut?" Bucky answers "Sugar talked him into it." Frank nods "Of course he would."

That evening at the dorms Chris and Bucky are in the circle of animals watching Cody the Hyena get fucked by Sugar the white wolf. Cody is wearing his cute pink dog harness that contrasts with his brown and black fur in a very nice way. Sugar is wearing his leather vest and spiked collar. Their balls are slapping together as Sugar puts forth an effort rarely seen. Bucky says to Chris "This feels wrong on so many levels. Did he know Sugar was going to make him the town slut?" Chris replies "I think he's enjoying it. Don't you see his hard hyena dick waving around?" Sugar is thrusting with wild abandon into Cody. After a few minutes Sugar climaxes and quickly pulls out to spray Cody's butt, balls and dick with streams of his jizz. A cheer goes through the gathered crowd.

Sugar was an expert and purposely didn't tie with Cody just to keep the momentum of the crowd up. Sugar announces "Christmas it's your turn to cum down his chimney." With hesitation Chris approaches Cody's sloppy behind and says. "You really marked your territory good didn't you?" Cody turns his head to look back at Chris and gives an embarrassed "Hello Christmas." Chris decides to go easy on the kid and asks, "How about you just give me a blowjob? I might be too big for your fluffybutt. Cody walks under the reindeer and leans his head back to suckle on the reindeer cock. "Oh yeah!" moans Chris.

Tyler the Tapir looks over the scene and decides to be helpful. Tyler nudges through the crowd and tells Cody "I'll get you cleaned up, sweetie." Cody is concentrating too much on the blowjob to hear him. Tyler uses his tongue and snout to start rimming the hyena. Cody moans in surprise at the stimulation as he sucks on Chris. Tyler inserts his long tongue, slurping Cody's butt, enjoying the flavor of sugars jizz for a second time that day. Cody's body is overstimulated and his erection is aching. Tyler pull's his long tapir tongue out and starts going lower to lick Sugar's jizz off the hyena's balls and dick. Chris starts to feel his coming climax at the amazing tongue on his shaft. He looks down and says "You're almost as good as Tyler at blowjobs." Tyler takes that as a challenge and repositions himself to blow Cody. With his best techniques Tyler is blasting Cody's sensitive pleasure receptors in his new body. Grunting, Cody is outclassed and orgasms hard into the Taper/Vacuum hybrid. Cody has to pull off Chris's reindeer rod to stop himself from choking. Tyler continues to suckle the shooting hyena cock. The bliss is making Cody's body refuse to work properly. The hyena's vision starts to turn black and he passes out. "What the fuck? You broke him!" yells Bucky. Looking at his new toy laying on the floor Sugar says "That shit you did to me this morning and now this? You need to dial back your blowjobs, Tyler." All the animals "awww" in disappointment at the premature finish to the gangbang. They disperse in pairs or trios to finish in their rooms.

Waving his wet erection in the air Chris says "I wouldn't mind a turn Tyler." Tyler quickly agrees and finishes the job Cody started. Bucky looks at Chris and says "I call next on the blackout blowjob machine."

Sugar uses his mouth to grab Cody by his pink harness and pulls him across the floor into a doggy bed. They cuttles up together in the too small bed. Sugar is listening to his Pup's steady breathing. He lays his head on Cody's chest to listen to his racing heartbeat and says "I'm sorry, it was too much too fast."

Sugar watches Tyler make Chris weak in the knees and spray reindeer jizz on Tyler's face as he pulls away. Bucky starts to get second thoughts, but Tyler is already pulling Bucky's raging boner into his mouth before he can object.

Always looking for an angle Sugar thinks 'It would be way easier to steal people's money if they were unconscious. But how could i weaponize Tyler's vulcan death grip blowjobs?' Bucky tenses his body at the amazing blowjob. The whitetail isn't moving as he's blasting his load in to Tyler's hungry snout. Tyler swallows and pulls off to look up at Bucky. His body is stiff as he stands like a petrified statue. Chris starts to show concern "Bucky?" No answer from the deer. Chris lowers his antler to poke at him. No response. Chris gives a shove and Bucky falls over like a cardboard cutout. Hitting the floor snaps Bucky out of it and he starts yelling "Oh my god! Oh my god! What the fuck just happened?" Chris and Tyler smile and look down at him. Bucky looks around as his memory comes back. Tyler asks "Am I really that good at what I do?" Everyone still conscious in the room yells "YES!"