Butch And Lauren In: An Anniversary To Rrrr-Remember
Narrator POV:
One day in the suburb town, Lauren was preparing some cookies that were filled with chocolate chips. She hummed a sweet tune as she wore an apron that was pink with vanilla muffins around it. She wore a pair of jeans, a black t-shirt and even a pair of white heels, for Lauren however, she was a cat with fur as it was the colours of brown and white. Even her paw hands, feet and even on her belly too. She also had a cross symbol on her cheek which was a symbol of her religion, which was Christianity.
But now since you know her quite a bit, let's continue the story. She sighed happily as she put the grey tray on the counter and took off her oven mittens off as they were a colour of white with chocolate drizzle near the finger tips of the glove, she closed the oven with her tail and began to set the other batch of cookies, then her husband Butch came in as he whistled to a tune that was more like a song. He went behind Lauren as she was busy, he used his hands to cover her eyes.
She blushed and a small giggle escaped from her mouth, Butch smiled and said in his Brooklyn accent...
"Guess who toots..."
"Okay... does he have black fur?"
"Yes."
"Does he have yellow eye balls and black eyes?"
"Yes toots, continue."
"Does he have the most beautiful chin in the world?"
Butch laughed a bit as he continued...
"Maybe?"
"Is he... Butch?"
"Yes! You got it toots!"
Butch uncovered her eyes as Lauren turned around to see her husband's smile, she put the spoon down as she kissed his cheek. Butch smiled as blush appeared on his face and said...
"So toots? Whatcha doin?"
"Just preparing some cookies for tonight's party."
"Really? Who's comin?"
He said as he grabbed a large piece of cookie dough and began to eat it. Lauren rolled her eyes as she grabbed the large piece of the dough and flopped it back into the bowl. She continued...
"Well, it's Meathead's and Toodle's two year wedding anniversary. And it's supposed to be special."
"Oh brotha, you know toots, I think you've should've made a cake then cookies."
Lauren sighed and said as she was done putting the unbaked cookie dough on the tray, she put on her mittens as she used her hand to open the oven door...
"Well, I'm sorry Butch. It's like, Toodles wanted some cookies more than cake. Plus she claims that cookies last longer than cake."
She said as she put the tray into the oven and used her tail to close it. Butch's pupils went low as she looked up at her husband, who was in disbelief. She took off her mits as she put them near the sink, she said as she starred into his eyes...
"What?"
"Um... nothing.... I just didn't know you... used your tail for things."
"Welp... now you know."
An hour passed, as Meathead was getting ready. He wasn't wearing much but knew it was for a special even in his life. He wore nothing but a dash of cologne that smelled like heaven. Toodles however was wearing a dress that was a white colour, her bow was a dark blue with a diamond in the middle and she wore a pair of white heels that made her look 4'7 in height. Meathead came out as she turned his around, blush appeared on his face to see his wife... hot?!
"So Meaty? How do I look suga?"
"Duh.... g...."
"Come on Meathead... spit it out you romantic dope..."
"Your good-looking..."
Toodles blushed as she kissed Meathead's forehead, ever since Meathead and his wife were married... he wasn't used to being kissed on the forehead, which caused him to blush or even become a bit... well gibberish as he spoke. She smiled as she went near his neck as she sniffed it, he blushed harder as she stopped, she said...
"Wow Meaty, that cologne smells so... manly."
"Duh... thanks Toodles."
Toodles smiled as she got her purse ready, it was filled with items like her wallet, bubblegum (Which was cherry flavoured), her and Meathead's passports (encase they go to another country), car keys, a map and even some Canadian dollar's. Meathead was fixing his hair a bit as it looked a bit messy. Toodles smiled as she held onto Meathead's tail, he blushed once more as he turned his head to see his wife, smiling and even her eyes twinkled in the light...
"Come on Meaty, you don't want to be late."
The two later on went to Lauren's house, back with Butch and Lauren, they were blowing up balloons. They're were the colours of white, a light blue and even a light purple. Butch saw a helium tank as he snickered, he put the balloon on the nozzle and blew it up a bit. He looked at Lauren as he said...
"Hey Lauren!"
"Hm?"
Lauren said as she was continuing to blow the balloon up, Butch put the tip of the balloon on his lips and inhaled the helium. He stopped and said with a high pitched voice..
"Don't I look h..."
Lauren busted out laughing as the blown up balloon she blew in, flew around the room a bit as it fell on the floor. Butch was laughing along as he said with a high pitch tone...
" Ahaha, Lauren, don't I sound cute?"
"Butch stop! Haha!"
The helium faded off as Toodles knocked on the door, their pupils went low as they got ready in a flash which took about... five seconds (like cartoon logic much). Anyway, Lauren dusted off herself as she licked her paw and wiped it on Butch's hair.
"Ew!"
"Butch, your hair was a bit messy."
Then she opened the door and they started to greet each other with "Hi" or "How are you" and stuff. They later on where at the table as Butch and Meathead were drinking some water as they even ate some nuts or chips.
"So, Meathead? How's life?"
"Duh it's fine with Toodles. You know, she is a very nice woman."
"Yeah I know and besides, I'm sure your busy too."
Meathead drank his soda as he continued...
"Well, we are a bit. Toodles and me are planning on having a kid soon, and we're even cleaning the basement downstairs. Like, there's so much stuff."
"Geez, I know that seems tough Meaty, but hey! At least you'll be with your wife."
"Yeah, true."
Lauren and Toodles began to chat as they're making some pasta and even some coleslaw. Toodles smiled as she said...
"Lauren, thank you for inviting me and Meaty."
"Well, it's a no problem. Plus, you are my friend too and you can come whenever you want."
"I know, but you know... did you know that Meathead and me are gonna..."
"What?"
Lauren said in a worry as she thought something was wrong, but a smile appeared on her face as she continued...
"Me and him are planning on having a child."
Lauren gasped and said...
"Really?! Wow, congrats Tootdles!"
"Well, I know right! Ugh, I swear marriage life is like beautiful but especially having kids? Oh! It's even better then ever!"
Lauren felt joy in her heart, she couldn't wait for the actual announcement for Toodle's and Meathead's child. Butch however felt happiness in his heart, but wished he had a child with his wife. Later on, they began to eat dinner as Meathead was flinging a bit of sauce on Butch. He was trying his best not to snap but to play along as he did the same thing. They continue to do that for at least two minutes till Lauren saw as she gave them a death stare.
They both stopped as they ate there food once again. Later on, they put on some music and the music was a Waltz, slow and beautiful... even romantic! Butch yelled...
"Who wants to dance with me?!"
Lauren rolled her eyes as she said...
"Brooklyn boy, may I have this dance?"
"Sure Italian goil."
They began to dance as Meathead and Toodles danced slowly. But Butch danced more in a fast past, Lauren yelped as she danced in the same past. They twirled, threw one another in the air or even danced faster then the other. Lauren laughed as she hung onto Butch as her legs were also holding onto his waist, Meathead was impressed as Toodles smiled as she wished Meathead did that to her. Butch smiled as he threw her up in the air then caught her as the music ends.
The couple began to clap as Toodles yelled...
"That was a wonderful dance!"
Meathead wooed as Lauren and Butch gave each other an eskimo kiss. Later on in the evening, they decided to stay over night as Meathead and Toodles slept on the bed and Lauren and Butch slept together on the sofa, she cuddled into him as Butch sighed as he said...
"Hun?"
Lauren answered...
"Yes?"
"How did I get here?"
Lauren was confused a bit, a her eyebrow lifted up as she asked once more...
"What do you mean?"
"How did I get here? Like, I used to be an alley cat that was depressed and wanted love... but you... and that thing you believe in changed me..."
Lauren smiled as tears developed her eyes a bit, she wiped her tears and lightly squished his cheek. He looked up and without thinking, kissed her lips as she blushed a bit, but kissed back. They did this for just a few seconds then stopped...
"Butch, the reason why your here because... we met along the alley ways, hated each others guts but then got to know each other... then in a few years... we started dating and lived happily ever after as we got married..."
She began to caress his cheek as Butch hung onto her hand, he smiled as his blush grew a bit till they kissed once more. Butch felt a bit of guilt for hating Lauren, however it kind of stopped as Lauren continued...
"In a beautiful church... that we would together remember until one us dies.... I love you Brooklyn boy...."
"I love you too Italian goil..."
Then so, the two made out after the most beautiful thing Lauren said. Meathead and Toodles stayed at there place for about two days and went back home. In two months later, Toodles and Meathead were having their first baby and it was exciting for Lauren but for Butch... he was sure one day he would have a daughter or even a son on his own with his beautiful wife in the universe Lauren. Then each and every lived, happily ever after....
The End