The Prat in the Hat
It was morning and as the sun rose, a boy was at his front window, glass pressed against his nose. Today was the day, the 14th of June, and his parents were leaving for town oh so soon. They would be gone most of the day, giving him plenty of time to play. As he stood there thinking of what he would do, his little sister came into the room. Not much younger than he, only a year, yet he still thought that she was quite queer. She did not play like he wanted to, she preferred to stay inside and play in her room. This is why he was so looking forward to this day, a chance to get out of the house and away. The girl walked slowly across the large place, she came up beside him, filling the space.
"What are you doing oh brother of mine? Admiring the day which looks to be fine?"
"Exactly my sister this day will be grand, not a cloud in the sky nor a drop in the hand." Just then two adults came into the room, the two children's parents, Eric and June. They came to the door and turned to their creations, proclaiming the rules in firm presentation.
"No snacking, no fighting, no prank calls, no biting. You may play outside just in front of this house, but if it starts raining come inside at once. Now you two behave until we get back, and the house better be clean or you're in for a whack."
With that they departed and went to their vehicle, a small sporty BMW convertible. When the children were confident their parents were gone, they looked at each other, and then at the lawn. The boy had in mind some fun with his toys, while the girl could read in solitude, here, without boys. They ran to their rooms and returned moments later, him with a ball and her with Tom Sawyer. But almost as soon as he stepped foot outside, a loud clapping noise came down from the sky.
"Thunder!? Oh no this cannot be right, not when the sky is so beautifully bright!" They both ran outside and for a min, they thought they'd imagined the thunderous din. However they're hearts quickly sank in their chests, as they felt tiny drops falling down on their heads. So quickly the rain did start coming down, they ran back to the house for fear they may drown. Even over the short distance from the yard to the door, they were soaked to the bone and down even more. That's when their small goldfish who watched from his bowl, first spoke up as the thunder did roll.
"I'm very sorry to both of you dears, but your mother did make herself perfectly clear. Since it is raining I'm sorry to say, it seems you are both confined to the house for today." The children sat down on the couch quite dejected, the perfect day they imagined now perfectly wretched. As they both sat there silent and wet, a thought appeared in the young boy's head.
"Although we can't go outside why are we sitting, surely there's something to do in here besides quitting." The girl agreed and the fish simply crooned, it did his heart good to see the children's moods improved. "Before we start looking I'm sure you'd agree sis, we should get out of these soaking cloth pieces." With a new spring in their steps the children took off, ran to their rooms to get those wet clothes off.
It was Friday however and so here's the news, they had very few clothes from which to choose. Their wardrobes were sparse as it was and it wasn't cool, that laundry wasn't done till tomorrow, it was their mother's rule. All the boy found was an old pair of shorts and a tee, while the girl found even less, and it wasn't pretty. A dusty old skirt and a top she hadn't worn for a year, were all she could find in her closet, how queer. Her young face did pout but she hadn't a choice, for her current outfit was far too moist. The siblings emerged from their rooms at just the same time, and started to snicker as they took in the sight.
"You look like a doll." Said the boy through his laughter.
"Well you're not much better yourself!" Said the girl not long after.
"Well what should we do now sister, I haven't a clue, can't you think of something? All the reading you do?"
She was about to respond but before she could, a loud knock came on their door, resounding off the wood. They looked at each other not sure what to do, who could be knocking? Indeed who? The boy went to the window but couldn't see out, it was too dark outside with the rain and the clouds. He was about to open the door when he heard a shout.
"Don't open that door! What are you thinking!? You know what your mom said about strangers, you can't let them in, you could be in danger!" But the boy did not care what the fish had to say, he was still mad that he couldn't go play. So he gripped the knob tightly and gave it a twist, pulling open the door and letting in the mist.
"Thank you kindly." Said the figure on the other side, as he stepped through the door which was now open wide. Once in the light the children did gasp, this person wasn't human at all, he looked like a cat.
"I was caught in that storm and couldn't find shelter, so I came here and hoped that I'd fair somewhat better." The large black and white cat stood tall and quite wet, under the brim of his large striped hat. He had a long tail and a bright friendly smile, perhaps he could help amuse them, if just for a while.
"Sir since you're here I wonder if you'd consider, playing with us, you do owe us a favor." The cat's ears perked up and he smiled with glee.
"I was hoping you'd ask, that's why I'm here you see. I heard that some children were looking for fun and thought I could help, just ask anyone. I'm a master of tricks and I know tonnes of games, there isn't anything I haven't played. So name me a game or a toy and I'm sure, I'll be able to help you till your parents get here."
"Wonderful!" Said the boy now smiling with glee. "Do you know how to play Madden 2000 and 3?" The boy had a few video games it was true, but alone they were boring, this was the sad truth.
"Sure." Said the cat. "I can certainly try you, just fire up and I'll soon be inside you." This made both siblings cock their heads slightly, what does that mean? Thought the two, infantily. The cat noticed this and sprang into action. "I simply meant sure, I'll be glad to play." He wiped the sweat from his brow, he'd almost ruined his day. The children just shrugged but the fish had his doubts, especially without knowing this cat's previous whereabouts. The boy plugged his video game console in, he didn't know the cat's skills, but he was sure he could win. However after he had turned the television on, lightning struck the antennae, and the picture was gone.
"Oh no." Said the boy now starting to pout. "The storm must have made the TV go out."
"Now what do we do?" Asked his sister this time. "We'll be hopelessly bored." She started to whine. The cat on the other hand knew just what to do, this fit right into his plan for these young siblings two.
He stood tall, which made him look even thinner, "You're looking for fun and I'm here to deliver. So do us a favor and take off your shorts, I'll show you fun that is funner than sports." A mischievous grin crossed the cat's face as he started to tense, and the fish was shocked at this turn of events. The two naive children knew not what to say, so they both decided to quickly obey. As they both stood there in their undershorts, the cat looked at them hungrily, licking his chops. The fish could not sit there and idly watch, he had to stop this depraved cats plot.
"Put your pants on this instant you two stupid children, this is not the one to whom you should listen. Didn't your parents teach you about his kind, this cat is a pedophile, are you two this blind!?"
The fish's protests did not phase the cat, he simply grinned from beneath his striped hat. He took the fish from its bowl and he held it near, before bending over and stuffing it into his rear. The children looked shocked as he moaned and he purred, surely they realized this was too weird? The cat simply stood there moaning and groaning in glee, as the fish up his ass tried to wriggle free. After some moments the cat regained his composure, it seems his fishy plaything had run out of power. The children were quite confused at this, "I really must say. This is not what I pictured when you said we could play." The boy's comment left the cat slightly on edge, but he knew just what to do, and he did so quickly right out of the blue.
"My dear child the games we are going to play are usually reserved for adults, they like to keep it that way. This is because they are all so much fun, they don't want to share them with anyone." Now the two young children, who were very sheltered, lit up with delight at that which was offered. Fun adult games sounded right up their alley, breaking rules having fun sounded sweet as honey. The cat's eyes gleamed with a dastardly light, the children were falling for him without even a fight. His sheath began to get warmer but he did not allow himself to grow, for he did not know the extent of what the children knew. Very calmly and with a lot of tact, he sat on the couch and began his attack.
"Children please, come sit here with me, I'd like to ask you some questions if you please. It'll be just like a game and once we are done, I'll know just what we can do to have us some fun." The children obliged him very quickly, and sat on either side and looked up at him longingly. "My first question my dears, if you don't mind if I ask, have your parents told you of something called, sex?"
The children looked baffled, they'd never heard this word before, so they shook their heads and waited for more. The cat's smile was greater, and his loins started to burn, these children were perfect, and eager to learn.
"Well my two little angels it is a wonderful game, something adults do for fun all the time. The best part is you have all that you'll need, I know the rules and can teach you, you see." The children's eyes were alight at the prospect of learning a new game, something different, and not at all lame.
"How does it work?" Asked the boy with a gleam in his eye.
"Yes, what do we do?" Came his sister's reply.
The cat merely grinned as he thought up his next line, he had to do it just right, his life on the line. Just then he thought the most delicious thought, he turned to the kids, he wouldn't get caught. "First my two angels here is the sitch, take off all your clothes, to the very last stitch." Now the siblings looked at each other, slightly embarrassed were sister and brother. The cat noticed their faces begin to turn red and thought up something to get rid of their dread. "My two precious children I know what you're thinking, you don't want to be naked in front of your sibling." When they both nodded the cat knew he'd cast the right hook, these kids were easier to read than a book! "You don't have to fret and here is the reason, this game is so fun you'll forget your apprehension." Then he shot them both a reassuring look, this made them comply and swallow his hook.
Once sister and brother were totally nude, the cat had to fight back a sound which was totally lewd. His plan, he realized, was perfect and in motion, he would introduce the children first to masturbation! These kids were not so young at 8 and 9, surely this trick would work, this time.
"Now my children here's what to do," and he began to explain to them just what he knew.
You might wonder why his words are not spoken, it's because the author couldn't bring himself to write them. "I'd rather leave it up to these sick people who are reading, make them up for yourselves so my eyes will stop bleeding!" Now that the momentary period of saneness has ended, lets get on with the sick perverted performance we started.
After answering a few questions and assuring them this was fine, they began to touch themselves, and the cat started to unwind. It was a few moments later the cat began to see, how good watching the children get off was turning out to be.
"Mister Cat I have to say, this feels quite good but in an odd sort of way." The boy's member was now perfectly stiff, and it made the cat drool for soon it would be his.
"I second that fact Mister cat," said the girl while still rubbing, "but now I feel like something is coming." The cat nearly fell over as he knew what this was about, he had to second guess himself but that was it without doubt. This young girl after only minutes of rhythm, was on the verge of her first ever orgasm. The cat didn't want to let this happen just yet, he was going to use this, as a matter of fact.
"My dear that's the sign to stop touching for you, you are now ready to begin step two." The girl complied and ceased her assault, but the feelings of tension stayed, just like the cat thought. Now that they'd both had a taste of this pleasure, the cat could start other things which held more danger. By this time his shaft was now fully suspended, and he was going to do with it what God NEVER intended. Whispering soft words to his little girl, he pulled her over and explained the new rule. "You see how my toy is now hard and erected? This means the two of us can now be connected." The cat picked up the small girl and set her on his member, it was quite larger than her little treasure. "This may hurt for a moment my good little girl, but I promise you that's the way it's supposed to feel."
With that the cat, now bubbling pre, began to slide himself into her. "Cat you're hurting me."
"I know my child trust me you'll heal, then you'll see how good this can feel." While her crying and whimpering went on unabated, the cat squeezed 4 inches into her but still was not sated. As he continued driving her down, her whimpers turned to cries, he had to settle her down. "I know it hurts now my tight little girl, it must, but it'll get better as your insides adjust." It took only a moment and with a shrill cry of pain from his partner, the cat managed to hilt, he was now quite deep inside her. "That's it my child the worst part is done, now as soon as you're ready it's time to have fun."
The cat may be a deviant, a creature most unconsecrated, but he did care about the children he violated. This sweet little girl now crying with him deep inside, he didn't want to permanently hurt her, and this was no lie. After a few minutes in their relaxed state, the girl's constant crying began to finally abate. As she dried her tears and her tight walls began to slacken, she smiled at the cat with grim satisfaction.
"I must say Mister Cat I was most skeptical, but now I'm starting to find this quite pleasurable." Indeed it seemed that the girl had adjusted in a hurry, now the cat could enjoy his prize without worry.
"Get ready my dear for the oncoming pleasure, it'll be more than you've yet to savor." With that the cat began to withdraw and them thrust, as the room started to take on the smell of his musk. With every thrust the girl did moan, not in pain but in the ecstasy which was being sown.
"Oh Cat, I can barely stand it," said the young girl, "I never knew something this good existed in the world." The cat couldn't help but to grin and to sigh, this girl was quite intelligent and this was no lie. Just then the boy, who had been all but forgotten, chimed up at the attention he wasn't being given.
"Hey what about me have you forgotten I'm here, when am I going to get to have fun? Next year!?" The cat simply smiled and snapped his long fingers; a large red wooden box seemed to fall from the rafters.
"Inside this box are two friends of mine who, I am quite certain will love playing with you. Just undo the latch and they'll take care of you, my two little friends, Thing 1 and Thing 2."