Lose a Head, Get Some Head; October Rule 34 Story

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Chen Stormstout and Baine Bloodhoof face off against the Headless Horseman, and in the end everyone gets a little something ;)

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"Lose a Head, Get some Head"

The sky was ominous overhead; swirling clouds seemed to go out of their way to avoid the looming full moon overhead. The silver glow casting an eerie light over the gravestones of the Scarlet Monastery graveyard, the occasional flicker of lightning adding a shine to the granite and even reflecting off the wrought iron fencing separating the stones from the main walkway. Chen swallowed the dry lump in his throat as he moved past the main doorway into the courtyard. He scratched his belly idly as he examined the environment. Fittingly creepy, decorated with jack 'o lanterns that added an extra layer of lighting to unsettle the atmosphere even further.

"Baine? Are you here?" He asked, speaking just above a whisper as his scratching moved from his stomach to behind his ear as he extracted the parchment from his pocket to read it once more.

"Chen Stormstout, please meet me in the Scarlet Monastery graveyard on the night of Hallow's End. There is a creature we must slay, and I will need your help in defeating him.

-Baine Bloodhoof"

He folded the note and put it back in his pocket. "What is this creature you speak of? Is it dangerous?" He asked as he walked further toward the center.

"Very." A deep, booming voice came from behind Chen, who started and wheeled around.

A dark shadow had risen from the graves he'd walked past, as if the figure hadn't been there before, though as the light caught the features, Chen recognized the tauren and gave a deep sigh of relief. "Baine... whew, you nearly gave me a heart attack. You know better than to sneak up on a Pandaren don't you?"

The slightest hint of a smirk crossed the bull's face as he let out a knowing snort. "Very well, then how should I approach one?"

Chen brushed the obvious forwardness with a soft clearing of his throat, and averted the subject. "So... what are we to face? Your messenger said you sent it with an urgency.

Baine's eyes shifted toward the large tower above the cathedral which was only one tick away from midnight. "You will see..." He said. "This spirit has tormented many on each Hallow's End, he rises from his grave every night to raze the cities of the Horde and of the Alliance. We must defeat him tonight to keep his return from happening yet again." He made his way through a small growth of brush to a torn down tomb and placed his hand on the stone erected before it. The stone began to radiate a greenish aura. "Horseman Rise..." He spoke, his words echoed for a moment, then when a soft crackle in the air, his speech continued as if the two were locked in a tight room. "Your time is nigh..." A booming crack of thunder made the fur on Chen's neck stand on end as the area picked up a fiery orange light. "You felt death once...now know demise."

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning shot straight out of the sky, Chen reeled back as the blinding light came down and struck the ground almost immediately in front of him, throwing him back. Baine turned to him. "Chen!" He exclaimed as the bear grunted and reclined up again.

To his alarm, Chen saw a strange sight, a massive pile of rubble forming at Baine's feet and rising up out of the ground. "Baine! Look out!" He shouted.

Baine turned just as a second bolt of lightning streaked across the area in front of him before slamming down into the stones, pushing him back as he let out a cry of anguish and a pair of horse legs followed the stun up with a kick. Baine still didn't fly to the ground, but he did fall to his knee, holding his chest as a chorus of laughter echoed through the night.

"Again I rise, tauren! You cannot stop me. You cannot stop my destruction, now I will watch you flee!" The ghostly horseman burst through the rubble atop his mount and took to flight as Chen watched with his mouth hanging open.

"Well, there's something you don't see every day."

Baine grunted as he stood up. "You get used to it." He said as he rose again. Clutching the hilt of his hammer, there was a flash of light. "Now let's see if we can bring him down to our level!" He drew his weapon and suddenly hurled it into the air.

Chen could hear the weapon whirling through the air as though a lit torch had been thrown, but with a loud clang against the Horseman's armor, a ringing sound shot out through the graveyard, hurting his ears. He uncovered them to hear the horseman screaming as he dropped to the earth, hitting it with a loud thud. To his horror, the man's skull suddenly detatched and began to spin around wildly, spewing fire like a goblin's flame thrower around in circles. Baine put his arms up as a reflex, only to growl as it burned him. "Chen!" Baine bellowed.

In a flash, Chen was on his feet and rushing at the skull. Pulling a flask from his belt he roared. "Hey, ugly!" as he hurled it toward the flame. The skull turned on instinct, despite the Horseman's disembodied voice shouting "Don't, you idiot!" The flames pierced the skin flask and immolated the contents within, causing a fiery explosion that threw the head backwards. As the Horseman's body rose, Chen threw his shoulder into the torso, knocking him away.

"Keep the body busy." Baine said. "I will dispatch the head."

"Soldiers rise, or else I face my demise!" The Horseman pleaded as he placed his palm to the ground under him and vines shot across the ground. "AHHH!" He shouted in pained rage as Chen's staff slamed down on his hand.

"We are here to stop you!" He said as the Horseman got to his feet, the emptiness of having no gaze was unsettling to say the least, but Chen positioned his staff and raised his paw in a defensive posture. "Whatever this unholiness is, I will see it stopped."

"Such an ambitious plan, for such a lazy Pandaren." Horseman quipped. "But tell me, is it vision you lack, by not looking behind your back?"

Motion alerted Chen just in time as he brought his staff behind him, striking it through the head of a living pumpkin; thinking quickly he lifted it into the air and swung it left to right, knocking the half-dozen others that had risen upon the Horseman's summoning once knocked away he attacked the torso before it could summon more.

Baine swept his weapon through the air at the skull that seemed to mock him and cackle of its own accord as it swerved and dodged most of the tauren's swipes. With each swing, he growled with more fury, still it cackled more. The bull turned his head and saw that Chen was having trouble with multiple squashlings now holding him back as the Horseman's body rose and drew his dark blade. Thinking quickly, Baine turned his eyes back to the skull; "Cackle madly if you must, but if you slow down, you turn to dust."

In a moment of confusion, the skull froze and stared at him. Baine seized the opportunity and in a flash, raised his hammer above his head and drove it down hard, connecting with the Horseman's own and smashing it into the ground. It let out a loud screech as it was slammed flat into the earth, instantly disintegrating. Chen felt it immediately as the squashlings instantly relented their grip at once and all vanished, the Horseman's body falling to the ground with a limp thud as it too evaporated into dust.

The two of them stood looking at each other, breathing heavily for a few moments before Chen finally spoke up. "So... is this a common thing for you to go chasing after ghosts?"

"At least once a year." Baine shrugged. "Eventually we will find a way to stop the Horseman from returning from the grave."

Chen chuckled a bit and approached Baine, noting the burns on the tauren's forearms. "Now, let's see... I am not very well gifted in mist weaving, but I do recall a few lessons, give me your hands."

Baine extended his arms out and Chen grasped the bull's wrists with his paws, closing his eyes a cool mist almost immediately began to wash over them, it flickered a brilliant blue light and water began to crawl up Baine's arms, soothing them and healing them as it bubbled from his wrists to his elbows. Chen could hear Baine let out a soft sigh of relief, and before either of them realized it, the pain was gone and the spell had vanished. The two were standing toe-to-toe, stomach to stomach it took Chen a moment to break away. "Well... there you go." He said. "All better."

"I knew I could count on you." Baine said. "Normally Theron and I clean up this mess, with him in Silvermoon unable to come with me, I knew I needed someone I could trust."

Chen smiled. "Anytime."

The suddenness of the kiss was not at all unwelcomed for Chen; though it did surprise him that the bull would be this bold; immediately their tongues locked and the bear's arms wrapped around the tauren's trunk-like torso. Their fur almost melded together, creating a small crackle of static in the otherwise drier air of the graveyard. Baine's arms were still wet as they rounded Chen's shoulders, tightening his grip into their bodies now grinding together. Chen's heart was pounding so hard in his chest that he had to close his eyes to keep spots from blurring his vision. He'd wanted this for the longest time, and now he finally had a chance to spend it with the tauren.

Finally, Baine broke the kiss and both had a second to breathe. Chen could feel something pressing against his belly and the thought of what it was made him blush, then grin wickedly. "Why did you stop?" He asked.

The tauren slipped his hands into the chest of Chen's tunic and pulled it apart, exposing the bear's large, but firm chest. "Because you're still dressed." Baine growled with a lustful want as Chen slumped his shoulders a bit, letting his shirt slide off completely.

Chen's paws almost trembled a bit as he reached for Baine's metal belt; strange, if this were another Pandaren, he would have a bit more confidence or something smart to say about how Baine's belt latch stuck for a moment before he managed to pry it free, and as soon as he managed that, the bull's leggings loosened enough to pull off. Baine took a moment to remove his own top, unveiling a warrior's massive and muscular body, drenched in clay brown fur as a thick cock flung free of the constraints. Chen's ears perked at the soft grunt of satisfaction from the tauren as he felt Baine's fingers run along the fur of his belly and then hips. Baine seemed so much larger than Chen, probably because he was by a good six inches in both height and width, when the bull then leaned down to unfasten Chen's belt and more easily pulled down the dark leather pants. Baine's mouth immediately found the crown of Chen's shaft, his lips pushing the flesh back as the bear involuntarily let a stream of precum flow and drizzle down Baine's chin.

The Pandaren jolted in surprise at the tauren's wanting mouth, he felt Baine's tongue press into his flesh and bathe it in a mixture of precum and his own saliva. Baine pushed up on Chen's balls, driving his member deeper still into the warmth of his maw. Chen shuddered and moaned, he felt Baine squeeze tightly and pull back, enveloping the flesh with ease as his lips tightened down, he could feel a sudden rise of his climax already filling his veins. He almost fell backwards, but Baine reached his arm around and caught the bear before he did. Gently laying Chen back, Baine's squeezing fingers began to slide back, coating the bear's taint in the fluids flowing as his digits pressed firmly against Chen's ass. Spreading his cheeks apart with two fingers, Baine pressed his longer digit toward the center, playing with the ring of muscle before slowly dipping it inward.

"Ahh! Ahhh!" Chen panted loudly. "Y-you're...gonna ma-make..." He couldn't finish his sentence, Chen swallowed hard, trying his best to keep the sensation from taking over his senses.

Baine wasn't relenting, however. He grinned a bit mid-plunge then brought his face back up to the tip. He pressed his finger in deeper and forcibly drove his lips down Chen's length until he felt the cock, and then Chen himself lurch and spasm. He brought his mouth back to the tip, dragging his tongue behind as the bear let out a menacing roar of ecstasy.

It was as if a fire hose had gone off, Chen's cock spasmed and sprayed wildly into Baine's open maw, a second spray; just as thick and hard as the first missed and sent a stream right across the tauren's face, Baine then resealed his lips around it and drank heavily as Chen's unrelenting shower filled his mouth and throat. Chen grabbed Baine's left horn as if trying to hold on for the ride, shaking hard as he emptied himself into the bull's gullet.

"Hahh... hahhhh...." Chen could hardly catch his breath as his orgasm slowly faded. "And here I thought my ale had that kind of a kick to it..."

Baine slowly withdrew his lips, letting the last of the white fluid trickle down his lips before licking it away. "Thank you, I truly needed that..." He said.

"I could tell." Chen said, sitting up and admiring the bull's unattended erection. "But what about you?"

Baine chuckled. "This? I can attend to it later, I just wanted to say...thank you for helping me today. I wouldn't want to put too much pressure on--" Baine's words were cut off as the Pandaren suddenly grabbed the tauren by the shoulder and pushed him to his back, rolling over so Chen was on top. "...you?"

"Mmmhmmm...well, now that we've taken care of your needs, I think it's time to take care of what I need, hm?" Chen teased the tauren's cock by riding the cleft of his ass along it, straddling it and feeling that it was rather wet from precum as the sound of wetness streaked along his backside and without much delay, Chen sat up and began to direct the flesh against his ass.

"Y-you're going to...?"

Chen smirked at the bull. "Oh I'm a bit more seasoned at this than you'd expect, I've been a wandering monk for quite some time, and I'm probably older than you..." He said.

Immediately, Chen began to regret his overconfidence as he pressed back and let Baine's cock slip into him; it was less of a slip and more of a pop as every single muscle on his body cried out and he gasped as Baine's instincts took over and he bucked upward. Chen almost bit his lip but continued to ride down until the stinging subsided; it was certainly easier to do this with a Pandaren as not many were not as endowed as a full-blown bull. As he swallowed the initial shock his hands rested on Baine's broad chest and he looked down to see the tauren's eyes rolled up and closed as his hands found Chen's hips and began to tug him down hard onto his thick shaft. Chen felt an immediate pleasure and moaned as Baine drove himself deeper, the bear's spent member suddenly began to creep back into life as it began to swell and drag along the bull's taut stomach, riding under Chen's belly somewhere he couldn't directly see it. He rocked back again, pushing his ass down Baine's flesh as far as he could go before Baine pulled back and rocked him forward again, crashing into him once again, and again as both males' growls and grunts began to echo through the monastery.

Chen straightened his body up as much as he could in order to take the bull's ride, though every time he did, he felt like a rag doll in Baine's hands and was flung forward again and again. Tightening his ass, he could feel the cock pulsing, filling him with precum to the point that it was leaking out and drizzling down over the back of his furred balls. The cool air brushing past them was a dead giveaway that he was going to have a sticky mess to clean. Noticing the stripe of white now matted into Baine's face, Chen smirked and on his next trip down, locked his lips with the bull. Baine grasped at Chen's hips, hugging him closer and driving himself hard into the bear. Briefly, Chen stared into Baine's eyes and could smell his musk enveloping the both of them like a cloud. It was just enough to push him over the edge and as Chen went to lick some of his own seed from Baine's face, Chen climaxed hard between them.

There wasn't as much as the first time, but there was definitely the sensation of cum spreading through their fur, matting between the both of them as Baine finally let out a bellowing groan that shook the ground under them.

Gush, after gush, a geyser of cum suddenly flooded Chen's ass and he could feel it. Chen gasped and almost felt like he was going to launch off Baine's flesh as though it were a rocket being shot into the sky. Chen grimaced and moaned at the amount, until finally Baine's spasming shaft began to slow and his muscled body began to relax, leaving the two of them in a fine mess of their own fluids. Chen wasn't sure how long he had been resting on the tauren's chest, he'd opened his eyes and the bull looked like he was asleep, when he tried to shift, the tauren woke and grinned at him.

"I think we woke the dead with that." Baine quipped slyly.

"We both know I won't be able to walk in the morning." Chen added. "But it was worth it, you don't suppose we broke some sort of taboo, fooling around in this place?"

"If we did..." The tauren nodded. "It was worth it."

THE END