The Slaves: Editors' Notes
[A new chatroom has been opened at 11:35 AM on 23/8/96]
Editor 1: What's up? You wanted to tell me something about an idea you've got?
Editor 2: Yeah, it's a documentary.
Editor 1: Fuck. No. Those are boring as hell and require shit-tons of research!
Editor 2: No they're not... This one will be different.
Editor 1: Different like your last one?
Editor 2: Hey! I didn't know that the business practices of Ba'lak would bore people that much!
Editor 1: Why wouldn't it be boring?
Editor 2: Because of the Law of the Stone.
Editor 1: They throw a rock around...whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
Editor 2: Actually, they throw stones at targets and whoever makes the most damage is the victor.
Editor 1: Uh huh, that's great. It really is. What's this new idea you've come up with?
Editor 2: I found this semi-underground culture of toilet slaves.
Editor 1: I thought slavery was illegal and unethical and terrible and completely outlawed and...toilet?
Editor 2: It's not actual slavery, two people agree that one uses the other as a toilet.
Editor 1: That's...fucking...disgusting.
Editor 2: Yeah...but it's really interesting! They have a pact that they sign and they can add some new rules and such!
Editor 1: Oh, so I was wrong. It's both boring and disgusting!
Editor 2: You're not taking this very seriously.
Editor 1: No, I'm not. And why should I?
Editor 2: Because if the boss finds out that you didn't help me with a documentary he will decrease your credits.
Editor 1: What the fuck?!?! So, not only is our boss insane, but if I don't follow suit I'll get punished for it?
Editor 2: Yup.
Editor 1: Dammit! I've been Checkmaled!
Editor 2: What the fuck is "Checkmale?"
Editor 1: Isn't that when you win at Bingo?
Editor 2: 1. It's Check_mate_ and 2. it's for winning in chess. Are you really that stupid?
Editor 1: How the fuck was I supposed to know some obscure human game!
Editor 2: It's...not obscure...it's one of the most famous and oldest games on Earth.
Editor 1: STOP. It's bad enough I have to work with your dumb documentary, I don't need you giving me some stupid trivia as well!
Editor 2: Alright, fine. I'll stop.
Editor 1: _ Good. _
Editor 2: Let's get to work. I already found a couple who seem to be open to interviews, but I need you to do some research, find other toilet slaves/masters.
Editor 1: Greeeaaaattt. My degree in film-making is totally paying off right now!
Editor 2: Stop bitching, get to work.
Editor 1: Fine.
[This chatroom closed at 12:45 PM on 23/8/96]
[A new chatroom has been opened at 4:01 PM on 23/8/96]
Editor 2: Alright, I scoured through countless forums and profiles, but I only found one guy who's a slave to like 6 masters. What did you find?
Editor 1: I found this video of this song called "Vicarious." It's very old, from like 2004, but...man it's fucking trippy
Editor 2: you didn't do ANY work????????!!!!!!
Editor 1: Sadly, yes. I found something really fucking weird...You jerk off to Just Furr Men, right?
Editor 2: No, I examine the quality of the photos!
Editor 1: So that's code for jerking off.
Editor 2: Yes.
Editor 1: The sergal guy, he likes scat. He's totally into it.
Editor 2: Libidine? Eh, I can kinda see that. Did you find anything useful?
Editor 1: I...think? There's this fox that claims to have "made a pact with the world."
Editor 2: What does that mean?
Editor 1: He goes into public bathrooms and lets people use him.
Editor 2: Wow, really?
Editor 1: Yup. I gotta admit, it's kinda kinky. Not the "being used as a living toilet" part, but being used sexually in a public place.
Editor 2: I'd totally do that. I may even let people use me as a toilet~
Editor 1: Ok, that's going way too far. Are you sure you're not doing this for your own sexual desires?
Editor 2: No!
Editor 1: Really?
Editor 2: ...maybe a little bit. Hey! That's a good idea!
Editor 1: What?
Editor 2: Since you hate this so much, how about trying to focus on the kinky aspects of it! Like the public thing!
Editor 1: That just might work!
Editor 2: Great! Do some more research, but keep that in mind!
Editor 1: Gotcha!
[This chatroom closed at 4:23 PM on 23/8/96]
[A new chatroom has been opened at 8:12 PM on 23/8/96]
Editor 2: Alright, I found a couple more toilet slaves. We just need another 1 or 2 and we should be good. What did you find?
Editor 1: First off, let me say thank you for giving me that advice about focusing on the kinky stuff. That really helped me with doing my research!
Editor 2: I'm glad to hear that!
Editor 1: Secondly, I want to strangle you because I think I have a scat fetish now.
Editor 2: Really?
Editor 1: REALLY.
Editor 2: Huh, I guess that could have happened. But you can't pin that on me because I didn't know it would happen!
Editor 1: It's not too bad. I may be fine in the morning, we'll see.
Editor 2: Well, did you find any more slaves?
Editor 1: Nope! I was too busy looking through scat porn...there's a lot of it...
Editor 2: Ughh, you went from not being interested at all to being way too interested! And both times you're mostly useless!
Editor 1: Sorry! I'll probably be ok tomorrow. I'm going home anyway, I've got some other work that needs to be done.
Editor 2: Alright, good night.
Editor 1: See ya.
[This chatroom closed at 8:20 PM on 23/8/96]
[A new chatroom has been opened at 10:02 AM on 24/8/96]
Editor 2: Good morning! Ready to do some research?
Editor 1: I need to kill you.
Editor 2: Would you mind if I asked why you have a strong desire to murder me?
Editor 1: I'll give you 3 guesses.
Editor 2: You're a scat fetishist now, aren't you?
Editor 1: YES.
Editor 2: How bad is it?
Editor 1: Do you know that guy I told you about yesterday? The fox that would let people shit into his mouth?
Editor 2: Yeah...
Editor 1: Well, last night, on my way home, there was a public bathroom.
Editor 2: You didn't.
Editor 1: I did.
Editor 2: You didn't.
Editor 1: On my knees.
Editor 2: Oh god.
Editor 1: Buck naked.
Editor 2: Oh god no.
Editor 1: Swallowing every last shit log...I didn't regret it. I. Didn't. Regret it.
Editor 2: Well, at least you liked it. It wasn't like a rape situation.
Editor 1: To say that I liked it would be the biggest understatement of this era.
Editor 2: Oh no.
Editor 1: I loved it so much that I didn't even bother cleaning up or putting my clothes on or even going home. I slept right there in a pile of shit and piss.
Editor 2: Are you clean now?
Editor 1: Nope! I'm still in the bathroom now. My Multi-vice is covered in shit from my fingers!
Editor 2: Do you want me to get you a new one?
Editor 1: NO. I LOVE IT JUST THE WAY IT IS. IT'S JUST LIKE ME NOW, COVERED IN FILTH. DISGUSTING, NASTY, FILTHY...UH...FILTH.
Editor 2: You're scaring me.
Editor 1: I'm going now. A man just walked in and is currently pissing onto me, and I'm thirsty.
Editor 2: But what about the documentary?
Editor 1: Goodbye.
[This chatroom closed at 10:10 AM on 24/8/96]
[A new chatroom has been opened at 1:44 PM on 24/8/96.]
[Tuwe's name is obscured to "Editor 3"]
Editor 3: So, what did you wanna talk about? And, no, you're not roping me into that disgusting documentary you've got going on.
Editor 2: Come on! I took the liberty of going over to where Tehk [Editor 1] was and he had brown fur.
Editor 3: So?
Editor 2: He has white fur.
Editor 3: Oh my fucking god!
Editor 2: Yeah...he can still work on the documentary, it would just be better if we had a third guy in case Tehk had to stop to...ahem..."eat."
Editor 3: I get you, I really do, but my department is with literacy, not film. Sorry.
Editor 2: We could make the documentary in writing.
Editor 3: Sold!
[This chatroom closed at 1:53 PM on 24/8/96]
[Video transcript at 2:33 PM on 24/8/96]
Tehk is sitting on the floor of a public bathroom at the end of the urinal line, his fur is almost completely brown from all the shit.
"Look," he said, "if you're wanting me to leave, you might as well just give up now."
The camera is placed onto a tripod by Yons [Editor 2], made to face Tehk. Yons takes off his clothes and begins deeply kissing Tehk before standing up and shitting onto him. Tehk catches a couple logs in his maw, but most of them land on his chest and cock. Once Yons has emptied his bowels, he gets down onto his knees, rubs his scat all over Tehk's cock, and sucks him off, cleaning the shit off his shaft. Tehk begins pissing into Yons' mouth, who then swallows plenty of it before taking his shaft out of his mouth and letting him piss onto his body. Yons lifts Tehk's legs and slides his cock into his unwashed ass, thrusting fast and hard into him. The two moan loudly and kiss as they fuck, rubbing Yons' scat all over the both of them.
Yons quickly knots and cums into Tehk, causing him to cum as well. After filling his new lover with his seed, Yons pulls his dick out, which is now completely covered in shit and has a squished, cum-filled scat log hanging off the end of it. Tehk bends down and takes the dirty shaft into his maw, cleaning it up and gulping down his own shit. Yons points Tehk's cock upwards and sits down onto it, riding him as he sucks.
The two moan until Tehk knots Yons' ass and Yons knots Tehk's maw, filling each other with cum. Yons stands up, pulling his cock out of Tehk's mouth and Tehk's cock out of his ass.
"Thanks, babe," Yons says, giving Tehk a deep kiss before pissing into his open maw, "I'll be at my home, you know the address. We can pick up where we left off there."
Yons leaves the frame to wash himself off before coming back to get his camera.
"I've even got a community sex dungeon with a live feed," Yons whispers into Tehk's ear, who quickly stands up to go with Yons. The camera cuts off.
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