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The Writing Corner prompt for 26 August 2021 -

write one thousand words on the theme:

Thank you for choosing _______ for all your ________ needs.

Dear Loyal customer,

Thank you for choosing Real Virtu.A.I. for your fantasy needs. Recent research shows that better mental health and improved physical health occurs when Natural Organic Human Citizens activate their cranial organic pleasure centers through physical Dermal-nerve stimulation to achieve an orgasm, and becomes especially beneficial when it is aided with an attendant optimized fantasy.

Our logs show that recently you had a complaint submitted against one of our RealVirtu.A.I. partners. We are sorry that your "Otterly Buff, Wet, and Handsome" fantasy experience was not to your complete satisfaction. We will naturally send a complete refund credit to your account for a full refund, less the 25% tip for the A.I., and the 25% processing fees accrued from the original charge plus the refund.

We apologize again for your less than satisfactory experience with us! We see that you are a regular customer of ours. Until now you have only once failed to achieved the Happy Ending™? you were seeking with us, and you admitted at the time that this was because of a poorly selected "Ruined-Chastity" scenario that (your quote): "Couldn't get into."

Your new complaint lists several factors that were not to your satisfaction; blurry visuals, low sound levels, and an uncompleted session. We will address each of these in turn.

First, addressing the blurry visuals; through accessing your online digital medical records we see that you have refused to have the procedure to correct and optimize your eyesight. While we don't have a problem with this decision on your part, it was recorded by your A.I.-partner that you refused the suggestion by our A.I. to leave your glasses on so that you could see the screens clearly. It was your responsibility to have them on to perceive the screens clearly. We are not blaming you for taking the glasses off. We are merely reminding you that you need them because your have refused optimization surgery to correct a deficiency on Your part. We take no responsibility for your not perceiving the images clearly.

Secondly, addressing the low sound levels; It was logged by your A.I_._Partner that sound levels were projected at above normal comfort range, but the levels were still to low for you? Again, accessing your medical records we find that you were not wearing your prescribed aids, making it nigh impossible for you to perceive the aural interactions between your RealVirtu.A.I. Otter. Being a Real Virtual A.I. entity, this was not a concern for you hearing his safe-word for his safety, but our sensors indicated that you were experiencing an excessively high heart rate for your age bracket (160BPM) combined with elevated Blood pressure (190/135), the A.I. was very concerned for your health. He attempted to use the safe-word, but you were unable to hear him. As you know, this is a violation of the contract T.O.S. part T, section 217-A-er34-212-h, subsection 1214H.

Lastly, about the complaint of your failure to achieve a Happy Time™? orgasm. It was reported that you selected to use the integrated "Fill-me-up-buttercup" brand Prost-Vibe device. The Vibe's telemetry showed that you had inserted it correctly, that it was fully seated and working correctly but the integral thermometer sensor showed that you had a fever of 100.7 before your session started. We are in no way responsible for any difficulty obtaining or maintaining a level of arousal commensurate and required to achieve a climax response, nor is it incumbent on our A.I. employees to provide services to some Natural Organic Human Entity who is running a fever. So don't come running to complain to your A.I. servants about the foibles, weaknesses, trials, and problems associated with maintaining your Natural, Organic, Human, un-optimized, un-adapted, non-upgraded, pathetic, diseased, sorry-ass analog, carcass.

And we would like to thank you for being a loyal customer, we look forward to servicing your Fantasy needs again.

Thank you for choosing Real Virtu.A.I. for all your Real Virtual-Fantasy needs.