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The beginning spoofs an Old Spice commercial.

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16.30pm. Hobart time: Sarah and Jonathan were sitting by the bank of the underground river. Sarah was beginning to accept the fact that she was not dreaming. Jonathan was busy admiring her bodily figure, he had to take her but he wanted to play a few tricks on her beforehand.

"Sarah, apart from me, did you ever have a crush on anyone who's famous?".

Sarah thought for a bit and blushed.

"Justin Bieber. Am I right sweetie?". Teased Jonathan.

Sarah gasped, he's right. She did have a crush on him when he released his single for Baby. She'd told no-one about this, even her closest friends.

"How did you know?". She asked.

"That's beside the point. I want you to think about him. Now look back to me. Think about him again. Now look back to me. Is he Mr. Werewolf?. No. Can he be Mr. Werewolf?. Now you tell me. I've just taken you to the peak of Mount Kosciusko, New South Wales".

Sarah blinked, she was standing on top of the highest mountain in Australia. She felt the cold snow freeze the paw paddings on her foot. She yelped in pain, causing her to jump off the mountain by accident. Jonathan jumped right after her and grabbed her tightly.

"If that is too cold, we could be standing on top of Uluru".

Sarah fell face first onto solid ground. After lifting herself up, she was looking into the horizon. There is nothing but sand for the next 500 metres. She turned around and saw the unmistakable Olgas in the far distance".

"That's when a dingo comes over to give you tickets to Justin Bieber's Never Say Never, 3D movie premier".

When Jonathan finishes his sentence, a dingo lands in front of Sarah with a parachute. He passed her two tickets before taking-off again with a jetpack.

"You might want to check again because the tickets have turned into caviar".

Jonathan clapped his hands and the two of them were back in Hobart, in Jonathan's lying on Jonathan's bed.

"Can Justin Bieber do all this?. You tell me. But when you date a magician, anything can happen".

"Does that includes making love to each other?". Asked Sarah with a coy look.

"Absolutely!". Replied Jonathan.

Jonathan sat Sarah up in his bed and pushed open her legs. He ran his tongue upwards across the red surface between her lips and started licking her clitoris. A quiet moan escaped Sarah's lips as he hit her pleasure spot and she became wet as her level of excitement continued to grow. Jonathan ran his tongue around the rough spot at the highest part of her genitals and continued to lick her clitoris in a circular motion. He then went lower and took the opportunity to slide his tongue into her vaginal canal and taste her sweet juices.

"Ahhhhh". Moaned Sarah as she felt herself tighten around the wolf's tongue. Jonathan felt his penis slide out of his sheath as a continuous flow of juice ran onto his tongue. He moved his head back and forth in a slow, rhythmic manner. Sarah unsheathed her claws and started gripping the bed sheets. She arched her back as she felt his rough tongue dig in and out of her love hole. Her excitement level kept building up from each poke as her walls continued to contract around the soft flesh.

She was breathing heavily as she was about to hit her peak when Jonathan stopped. She disappointedly fell back down as she felt him slide out of her. Sarah looked up and saw the wolf with her sticky clear liquid smeared all over his mouth.

"Why the fuck did you just stop?!?". Growled Sarah as she looked up at him.

"I'm about to finish you off sweetie".

Sarah looked down and was dumbstruck by the sick of his cock. It was at least 20cm long with a knot at the very base. Through her encounter of domestic anthro dogs over the years, she had never seen a knot that size in her entire life.

"Just close your eyes and relax. This will make the process a lot easier". Instructed Jonathan.

Sarah did as she was told as the wolf prepared himself for the final stage. Jonathan grabbed his penis and placed its tip to the entrance of her hole. It was still wet and tight from the oral sex, so he slipped in the entire length until he reached his knot. Jonathan looked up and saw the look of sheer pleasure across her face. He started to slide himself in and out of her to continue to tighten her as much as possible.

Sarah tried to move herself with Jonathan to increase her level of excitement. She would growl with pleasure each time she hit his knot which would scrape her clitoris. Jonathan's knot has swollen up to two times its original size and was now ready for action. Jonathan gave one final thrust and forced the bulge into her tunnel. Sarah felt as if she had been ripped apart as she screamed in excruciating pain. Eventually the pain died down and it turned into a mind blowing orgasm she had never experienced before, trembling as every single muscle in her body started to contract. This was too much for her and she passed out.

Sighing, Jonathan released his load and grunted uncomfortably as he was completely tied with her. He repositioned himself by facing himself in the opposite direction and knelt on the bed to wait for his knot to dislodge from her. He felt another orgasm run through his system as he twisted his penis in the opposite direction in the process of repositioning. One day he would find a bitch that could take his pleasures and follow though the aftermath without passing out. 'Oh well, he still had a few more hours to see if Sarah wanted more'. He thought.

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Joe wore a reflective ground crew vest as he walked to the right side of the G6. He had a headset in one hand and a wedding ring in his pocket. He needed to practice his lines so he wouldn't make a fool of himself in front of 287 passengers. He plugged his headphones into the plane and he went down to business.

"Good evening Tangara 177, welcome to Sydney. I would like to make a special request which is to make an announcement to all the passengers. Can you please put me on the PA?. Thanks!".

Joe took a deep breath and got down to business.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Sydney International Airport. My name is Joseph Williams and I am a Captain serving on behalf of Air Tangara. The reason I am making this special announcement is because I want to express my love for someone special on this flight. Your first officer today is Gwen Cooper and she has been my angel and my....".

Joe paused for a bit. How should he describe his love for her?.

"Your first officer today is Gwen Cooper and the many qualities she possesses are indescribable. Many say we as living mortals are never perfect. But I believe this saying is invalid. I have known this woman since high school and I have never found a single flaw that she possesses. To this day, I regret keeping our relationship a secret within the company. I believe everyone on the planet deserves to know, how much I am madly in love with her. I believe that if I were to love her even more, I would become an insane man. Therefore I am here to ask her, in front of the 287 passengers whom she has safely flown to their destination".

Joe took the wedding ring he purchased from his blazer pocket and got down on one knee. He opened it and faced it to the cockpit window.

"Some of you can't see me but I am down on one knee. Miss Gwen Cooper, first officer of the A340, A330, A320 and the G650. Will you marry me?".

Joe looked into the flight deck window, it was a wombat sipping a cup of thick shake from McDonalds.

"Nice work Captain. It's your co-pilot, Terry Tanaka and as a gay man.... I accept your proposal. We will be leaving in an hour so you better do the pre-flight walk around. Otherwise you won't arrive in time for your proposal". The wombat said with a grin on his face.

Joe growled to himself. For once, he had been outsmarted by a newly recruited Junior First Officer.

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2:15pm, Perth time: Janice kept a smile on her face as she welcomed each passenger on board. Due to the amount of trainee flight attendants doing on the job training in economy, the Chief flight attendant has swapped duties with her. This meant Janice would be serving first class, instead of economy.

"Good afternoon Sir. Good afternoon Madam. Welcome aboard". She repeated.

Her expression changed when she saw the next passenger board. It was a lion with a scar across his cheek. The two made eye contact as the man entered the plane. He leaned over and whispered a simple yet scarring sentence into her ear.

"Behave yourself Bitch!. Suck it!".