Unconventional
Unconventional
A large wedge shaped vehicle rumbles up the interstate with a satellite radome on the roof to pick up television and radio as the solar panels keeps the wheels rolling. Red lightning bolts mark the sides and the rear but other than that the militarized recreational vehicle is unmarked. Inside the vehicle is a small garage for a motorcycle as well as a kitchen and bedroom as well as a cozy living quarters all in black and red like the outside and its driver.
The proud owner of this mobile paramilitary headquarters is a human-animal hybrid currently driving the new Plum Vagabond is a black furred dog with red hair and a red raccoon's mask and red tiger striped markings on his body that can be seen but not his eyes which are hidden behind a sweeping piece of chrome over his eyes. He is dressed in wastelander body armor that covers and protects his body usually from head to foot but he has his helmet off right now. His personally integrated data management accessory is interacting with the on board computer in more ways than one.
Hyper reality screens allow him to control the vehicle from anywhere in the interior but he is seated in what is traditional the control cabin for the view it affords. The PIDMA is also using the internal speakers of the vehicle to broadcast the industrial music of Angelspit as he drives the thing. Just because he can, he also has his web browser open so he do a little surfing as he gets an instant messenger from a cat he knows.
SeikoKiboshi: Blitz, where are you?
BlitzAKrieger: Right now, I just crossed into CT, why?
SeikoKiboshi: Damn, I was hoping for booty call. What's in CT for you?
BlitzAKrieger: I'm going to be attending Fur Fright 2112.
SeikoKiboshi: Really, Blitz? Aren't we a little old for trick or treating?
BlitzAKrieger: Fuck you, kitty!
SeikoKiboshi: Come home to Philly, doggy, I want turn a trick with you.
BlitzAKrieger: Fly to Hartford and I'll pick you up.
SeikoKiboshi: Pick me up? You got wheels now or something?
BlitzAKrieger: With a few contacts and some heavy finagling I got Plum Vagabond and a Hard 10 Scorpion on used vehicles market.
SeikoKiboshi: I take from the lack of interference you're in Vagabond now? Those things aren't exactly officially available yet, Blitz. But Hard 10 is what the ancient Harley-Davidson company evolved into right?
BlitzAKrieger: Cute kitty, I'm driving the Vagabond with that NASVAR PIDMA add-on your company makes. But yeah, Hard 10 is the 22nd century's successor to the 20th century's Harleys.
SeikoKiboshi: I thought the con was Friday to Sunday though.
BlitzAKrieger: I pre-reg Frankensponsor every year. For me it's like getting an extra day.
SeikoKiboshi: Lucky dog, I'll have to remember that for next year. I may see you later then, have fun.
KeikoYojimbo: Hey, Blitz!
BlitzAKrieger: Hi, Keiko, how's tricks?
KeikoYojimbo: Very funny, tricks are for kids.
BlitzAKrieger: That's not what I hear from Kodyax.
KeikoYojimbo: I'm in his SUV smart ass! We're headed to Cromwell for Fur Fright.
BlitzAKrieger: I see you in my rearview. I'm driving the Vagabond with red lightning bolts on the side.
KeikoYojimbo: And you need a room?
BlitzAKrieger: Occasionally I do get a hankering for a proper bed. The sleeping chamber here is nice but...
KeikoYojimbo: I hear you. Text me your room and I may stop by while Kody and Rory are getting it on.
BlitzAKrieger: I think I may have talked Seiko into flying in for the weekend.
KeikoYojimbo; You may also get a human girl or two at the con. You know how lucky we furs can get.
BlitzAKrieger: Oh, I know that, I just have to remember to keep everything on an even keel. The hotel isn't exactly paid for yet. But I have enough in reserve.
Blitz parks his RV in the back and walks into the lobby of the Crown Plaza hotel and finds a green furred lupursyn with orange tiger stripes and a purple Mohawk, a purple furred folf with orange stripes and green hair and a grey furred rabbit with cybernetic limbs just ahead of him. Keiko gives him a kiss as Kodyax pays for the room. Kodyax gives him a hearty handshake while Aurora hugs him after their bill for the weekend is settled and then it's Blitz turn. As luck would have it the hotel has lost his reservation and they are booked for the weekend but as compensation his RV can stay where it is for free.
To say that Blitz is not happy is putting it mildly as he lowers the ramp on the back of his RV and takes the motorcycle out for a spin. First he visits the local Gallmart and picks up some munchies for himself that he takes back home before heading out for a sit down dinner at a fast food place. Blitz parks his bike in the parking lot of a Burger Master and heads inside to find it relatively empty save for a few young humans in their early 20s.
Heads turn to look at Blitz as he walks in and calmly orders a bacon double cheeseburger value meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger to go along with it. Some Neanderthal in the back demands he take off the mask to which Blitz challenges that he take his off first with a full bore glare as he meets the human eye to eye so that he knows he's talking to a chimera and not some clown in a costume. Kodyax, Aurora and Keiko come in behind him and the humans get it in their heads that some of the folks that will be attending this year will be full on hybrids.
Kodyax and Aurora take the booth next to Blitz as Keiko takes the other side of the booth the dog is sitting in. Keiko is only chimera out of the four of them eating salad but considering she's a rabbit, that's actually appropriate. The humans in the place are a little astonished to see actual chimeras in person as apparently there are few of them actually living up this way.
"No room, huh?" Kodyax asks.
"Nah," Blitz says in return with a thick German accent. "They lost my hotel reservation. "Good thing I didn't pay them in advance." Everyone gets a good chuckle at that. "Luckily I have a Plum Vagabond so I have a place to sleep."
"They're not officially out yet," Aurora says with some trepidation. "How did you get a hold of one? I only ask because I kind of want us to get one."
"Kiboshi is one of the major stock holders, but not officially mind you," Blitz says lowly.
"And Seiko is a fuck buddy of yours," Keiko says. "So is it yours or hers and she lets you drive it."
"It's mine," Blitz says. "You know that incident in Atlantic City where OGRE took several Kiboshi execs hostage?"
"Yeah, some ronin managed to kill enough of them that they had to retreat," Kodyax says with a smirk. "I take it that was you?"
"Yeah, Seiko called me in for some fun when it all went down," Blitz admits, "I did it discreetly with my powers. My guns were checked in with the front desk."
"So the Vagabond was a kind of 'thank you' gift? Or part of a hush money settlement?" Keiko asks point blank.
"A little of both," Blitz says with a smirk. "Seiko is glad I have it for various reasons. Especially the autopilot feature."
"I'll just bet that comes in handy," Kodyax teases.
"I just got an email," Blitz and taps his inbox in his peripheral vision. "Seiko has been called to Chiba and can't make it."
"I'd say lucky kitty, but I know her family is not happy with her choosing to become a chimera." Keiko says.
"I'm going to put my bike away and then get in line for pre-reg," Blitz announces.
"We'll be with you in a few, Blitz." Kodyax promises.
The trip back to the RV is uneventful which almost worries Blitz as he knows he needs to leave his guns in his vehicle for the duration of the convention. Pre-Registration is a bit of a logistical nightmare as humans and chimeras line up as the staff tells them to and then have to get in different lines when there is a mix up. But once things get straightened out things progress smoothly and the firm limit of two thousand attendees, up from the original limit of fifteen hundred set in 2011, is dominated by chimeras who comprise a full sixty percent of all attendees this year.
While the hotel lost his registration, the convention of Fur Fright did not and Blitz gets all the perks of being a Cassanova Frankensponor of Fur Fright including his name in the conbook. Of course it appears as Blitz A. Krieger and not his full name of Blitz Adolf Krieger but there are some folks even in this modern day and age that have a problem with anyone named Adolf due to some lunatic in the 20th century. After stashing his con swag in his RV, Blitz fills out a form for the attending member guest of honor just for shits and giggles before he looks for any nice ladies to spend the night with.
Keiko finds Blitz as she is wandering the halls while Aurora wants some private time with Kodyax in the interest of getting pregnant by him. She is more than a little bit curious as to what the interior of that RV looks like and if that means finding her way to the bedroom, so much the better. Blitz is just glad for some company and so he takes her inside gladly.
Back in the preceding centuries there was a need for such things as television to broadcast entertainment to the masses. Now it can be customized so that means the need for a specific room for recreation is not as needed as it once was. There is a bench where one can sleep on it if necessary if Blitz ever had more folks sleeping over than he was sleeping with but no television as everyone who would be watching a movie or a television style program would pull up a dedicated hyper reality screen in front of them using their PIDMA and watch the entertainment that way although the possibility of two people who want to watch the same thing at the same time does exist and for that they can create the screen together by wirelessly linking their units which in and of itself is a kind of intimacy.
All four of Keiko's cybernetic limbs are removable, something that is not exactly widely known as this knowledge has some pretty dire consequences if it ever fell into the wrong hands. Those males she has slept with since getting all four limbs replaced know, especially if Keiko knows and trusts them. Kodyax knows and so does Blitz as rendering the bunny cyborg helpless before sex is something that turns her on.
Removing and attaching limbs with Keiko is very easy, it was designed that way so she could it herself or have anyone help her out. Blitz is very careful as he takes off her arms and legs before he fondles her breasts and crotch after getting himself undressed. Keiko whimpers a little as she is molested in the way she just loves being played as she looks over at his sheath and scrotum and just licks her muzzle in anticipation.
Blitz knows what she wants but wants to tease her a little before he gives it to her and thus he starts by licking and suckling on Keiko's breasts which starts her going immediately with that first touch of tongue to tit. He is getting off as well on her reactions as straddles her head on the bed with his cock peeking out of his sheath as he dips his groin in the direction of her waiting and oh so willing mouth as he his own muzzle descends to taste the juices already dripping from her front door.
Keiko sucks balls greedily before nomming his sheath in an effort to get his member out for her to fully devour. Normally she is a vegetarian like any good rabbit should, the only meat she gets in her diet is when she sucks cock and like the general reputation of her might precede her, the bunny is a very good cock sucker. Not to say Blitz is in anyway being selfish and neglecting his partner, he is driving her wild with how he drives his tongue deep into her pussy to drink of her honey as he finger probes her tail hole to further give her pleasure as she works on his shaft.
When she gets him hard enough to penetrate her folds, Blitz takes his cock out of Keiko's mouth and inserts in her pussy. Doggy fucks bunny with reckless abandon with his muzzle going back to her tits and she is moaning in pleasure all the while. This is just how she likes it and the rabbit is in ecstasy as she is preyed upon by this canine.
Blitz howls as he climaxes inside of her and after his knot recedes he fondles Keiko's breasts as they both drift off to sleep. The next morning, Blitz reattaches Keiko's limbs and they go back to that Burger Master for breakfast. This time they find Kodyax and Aurora already there as Keiko and Blitz order their meal and join them.
"Did you have a nice night in Blitz's trailer, Keiko?" Aurora teases.
"Yes, actually," Keiko admits. "Kody, when they finally go on sale you may want to do a trade in."
"More like it will be in addition to the Overlord," Kodyax says. "Biz has been good."
"We have one paid for already?" Aurora asks.
"You know that big transaction that you got on my tail for?" Kodyax asks.
"You bought us a Vagabond?" Aurora asks to which Kodyax just nods. "I take back all the nasty things I accused you of last night. That is a sound investment."
"I know I'm going to be making it MY mobile headquarters." Blitz says to which Kody just grins and nods.
After breakfast comes opening ceremonies and along with the guests of honor, an illustrator and a scientist who was involved in creating the process of making chimeras, the attending guest of honor ends up being Blitz. Blitz accepts the honor in his usual battle armor of black and red with helmet that he takes off for the delight of the crowd. Moreau von Frankenstein bows to the chimera as he admires the dog as a master sculptor admires his handiwork.
Blitz poses for pictures both with and without his helmet on as he gives a brief synopsis of his life. Moreau is very pleased with how he turned out and takes copious notes on what abilities Blitz has developed. He can't resist posting it on Twatter and gets a flippant response from Seiko as she is in a kind of Hell in Chiba dealing with family business.
A caravan of hearses, some of them looking more industrial in terms of the sheer number of corpses they can carry parade past the hotel all bearing the Necessary Evil Cemetery Relocation Overhaul Service Incorporated Logo of a coffin on wheels with a skeleton for driver. It is a dark and stormy night as they pass by on that lonely stretch of road until lightning randomly strikes the vehicles and causes a massive pile up right in front of the driveway to the hotel. Most of the drivers are killed by the crash or the electricity but those still alive are trapped and in fear for what will happen next.
Human corpses reanimate as zombies and eat the human survivors of the car crash first and then start walking towards the hotel. Blitz is fucking a cute human girl in his RV in the back when he gets a text from Keiko urging him to get his tail out of bed. He finishes with the girl, who is a fellow congoer and propositioned him for the night and then gets dressed in his armor to go see what Keiko was so upset about.
The sight of zombies milling about the parking lot irks Blitz no end as he growls at nobody in particular as his hands become charged with red lightning. Some of the zombies shuffle over in his general direction and Blitz flings bolts of the same red lightning charging his hands. Head shots work best but no matter what the brain does get fried and causes the zombie to collapse when it does get reduced to ash by the psychic attack that Blitz initiates.
For a brief moment, Blitz considers using telekinesis on the cars to run them over but thinks better of it as he does not want to wreck the vehicles of his fellow attendees. However he considers the heavy planters and trashcans are fair game and as he sends them hurtling about and into the zombies. Eventually Blitz gets on the bright idea of picking one zombie up with his telekinetic ability and using it to bash the others until he gets too fatigued.
The efforts of the dog buy the lupursyn, the folf and the rabbit enough time to get to Kody's SUV and take out weapons. Kodyax insists on hand weapons and not firearms for other two for much the same reasons Blitz didn't use cars to bash the zombies. Keiko pouts but takes out a pair of tiger hook swords while Aurora takes out a whip and Kodyax takes out his fully charged, solar powered chain sword.
Blitz can feel himself starting to get woozy and goes back to his RV to rest awhile and re-gather his strength. As a means of helping the red head human kneels before him as he sits on a bench and sucks on his scrotum After a couple of minutes she gets his cock out and hard which prompts her to suck him off to climax.
Why this didn't happen when he climaxed in her earlier is a question that may never be fully explained but as soon as she starts gulping down his semen something rather weird happens. The first thing that happens is she get very hairy, very quickly as pink fur covers her from head to foot. She had been taking feline DNA injections but stopped after it looked like it didn't take.
Lulu O'Reilly styled herself after certain artists depictions of themselves as well as felines that interacted with their characters in certain storyline on Fur Affinity which is why she was trying turn herself into a chimera in the first place and how she got into the furry community in general. Now her body is rearranging itself as that feline DNA finally starts to kick in. She begins to grow a tail as her head makes a muzzle and realigns her ears all in a painful way.
Blitz knows how to use his electrical powers to put a person to sleep and does so with Lulu so her body can undergo its transformation semi-painlessly. Once Lulu is out, Blitz lays out beside her on the bed and drifts his consciousness into cyberspace where the domain shifts into something resembling a cross between Roman baths and a Japanese bath house. Blitz is not exactly surprised as he finds his usual avatar altered from a cartoon like version of himself in full armor to a Japanese animation version of himself completely nude and Seiko herself also nude in a bath beckoning him to come join her in a nice hot soak.
"Bad day at the office?" Blitz asks teasingly, knowing full well that Seiko is considered the black sheep of her family, although she made herself into a Siamese cat rather than an actual ewe.
"You don't know the half of it, Blitz," Seiko says in a rueful sigh. "And trust me, you don't want to either. I just need some snuggle time."
"Why do I get the impression that right now, if you could be here where I am physically you would," Blitz speculates as he holds Seiko close to himself.
"Attending a convention of Furry/Kemono enthusiasts is exactly what I need right now at least among the furry crowd I'd have folks that would be at least somewhat pleasant to deal with." Seiko admits and then buries her virtual face in Blitz's virtual chest. "I'm getting sick and tired of being treated like a Gods-Damned child. I bring in as much as anyone else in my family but because I chose to go neko I'm a freak and an outcast. It wouldn't surprise if I learned grandmother called me to Chiba for no other reason than to yell at me."
"Go ahead and vent if you need to," Blitz offers, knowing that whining about her problems is what she needs and her therapist is under her grandmother's employ and anything said to him will find its way back to her and used against Seiko in some vocal tirade.
"I'm done, Blitz, but thank you," Seiko says before moaning as Blitz gropes her breasts and she leans into him to show her appreciation. "I've always loved the attention you pay to my rack."
"I've hear your horror stories," blitz says teasingly. "By the way when you were going from human to cat chimera did the treatments take right away?"
"Yes and no," Seiko relates. "It took multiple sessions but they took more or less readily, why?"
"This girl I found at the convention was trying to become a cat like yourself for weeks with no result," Blitz explains, "I fuck her once and nothing happens. I have to use my powers enough get woozy, come back to the mobile home and rest, she gives me a blow job and she starts turning into a pink furred kitty."
"That does sound rather weird," Seiko says as she nuzzles him. "Is she sleeping it off? That worked for me."
"I used my electrical abilities to knock her out for tonight and she's laying beside me on the bed." Blitz admits.
"She should be fine then," Seiko says and then yawns.
Seiko drifts to sleep in the real world as her avatar slowly but sure fades out and the scenery around him changes to what it is normally, a model of the interior of one of mad King Ludwig's fairy tale castles in Germany. Blitz attends to a stack of letters on a desk representing email that need his attention. Most of them are business prospects he will follow up on after the convention is over as well as one from the Convention staff on what is to be expected of him as attending guest of honor. Security sends him an email asking what happened in the parking lot that is also addressed to Kodyax, Keiko and Aurora.
Blitz gives his account of what he saw as the Global News Matrix sends him an inquiry that Blitz summarily ignores. He does not have the time nor the patience to deal with corporate news like the GNM. After he has satisfied his curiosity, Blitz logs off and gets some sleep.
Saturday morning finds him in the hotel at a cartoon panel showing ancient 20th century animation that is almost laughable now save that Blitz and a few of the other chimeras attending, Kodyax, Keiko and Aurora among them, get some ideas for retooling their avatars based on a cartoon based on a SEGA franchise. Blitz is especially intrigued as Seiko has some stock in the company of gaming software that eventually is part of a few MMORPGs that exist in their day and age. He dimly remembers her talking about later cartoons that helped shape her interest in becoming what she is right now.
Blitz commissions some pieces of art of himself from a few illustrators including a couple of racy pieces of him and Seiko. He also has some badges done of him before picking up hyper reality books from the last century including a few short story collections of Michael Schell who is no longer around but his stories continue to entertain the masses long after his passing. In the game room humans and chimeras sit around tables and play virtual table top games as well as well as play virtual video games, all by virtue of their PIDMAs.
The last thing Blitz does that night is attending a rave where the music is pulsing and the lightshows are amazing. Hyper reality objects float about the room; some being rather static while others are customized to react to whatever song is being played by the DJ. A few of the objects are interactive and engage the viewer encouraging a kind of Disco Dance Revolutions going on up and down the dance floor.
Blitz goes to be alone in the physical world but meets with Seiko in the virtual world of the ocean, what most folks call the internet in 2112. She is dressed in a traditional kimono when he first sees her where as he has his normal armor. Undressing can be a simple enough affair but tonight Seiko makes a show of it, strip teasing Blitz to get him virtually all hot and bothered.
A proximity alert goes off in the RV that takes Blitz rudely out of his trance like state with a stiffy as Seiko had already exposed her bosom to him virtually. Zombies have returned for round 2 and Blitz is beyond angry as he gets out the tetsubo Seiko gave him once and uses it like an oversized baseball bat to start swinging for the fences. While news choppers report a sea of zombies, there only about 20 zombies per guest at the convention so the chimeras come out in force and take care of the problem in record time.
Somebody starts broadcasting Michael Jackson's "Thriller" which actually juices the chimeras so that by the end of the Vincent Price voice over the zombies have actually been dealt with. The chimeras give themselves a high five and go to bed. Seiko is initially incensed but then sees what happens on the news and giggles as she forgives Blitz for not returning to her.
Blitz attends more panels on Sunday and enjoys each and everyone, including the spirituality courses where the discussion actually gets rather enlightening for those that attend. Chimeras are not front loaded with any religious prolictivities although many of the original scientists that creative wanted to lean them towards atheism. Many humans view chimeras as a kind of atavistic backlash so when they pick up on the Pagan vibe and find it more to their liking than Christianity, Judaism and Islamic faiths few people batted an eye although the heads of the big three railed against this new wave of heretics that threaten to overwhelm and diminish the power they have over the masses.
Closing ceremonies are rather depressing for the chimeras as another convention convenes for the year. A few gatherings strike up where various chimeras exchange information so they can keep in touch throughout the year. Blitz, Kodyax, Keiko and Aurora roll out of Cromwell for Philadelphia with the convention over although Blitz gets a call from Seiko to have him pick her up at the airport when he gets back to Philly.