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Back at her automobile home, Fifi was struggling at any attempts to memorize anything from a textbook. She had read 'A History of Anvils,' and tried to skim 'Double-Takes 101,' but neither skill seemed to really stick with her. Maybe it was because Pepe Le Pew never had to do such things in his line of work?

"Why can there not be a book on how to get easy exam scores..." Fifi sighed, flipping a page covering how to set up a 'pie-in-the-face' gag. "This is just too difficult for me! It wasn't like first year when we just had simple things like bulging eyes ..."

After Babs had left, Fifi had started to do a lot of thinking; of course, none of it concerned her exam. Even though Babs had insisted she shouldn't, the idea of seducing Bugs to pass the exam was something that was running through Fifi's mind. However, this presented multiple obvious problems, one of them being quite major: she's a skunk.

If other students turned to flee at the sight of her, then it wasn't likely that an adult would stick around with her scent in the air. Add that to the fact that her smell grows horrid when she becomes aroused, and the problem becomes even more severe; the football team all had to wear clothespins on their noses to avoid the aroma while she worked them over.

Babs' mentioning of Lola Bunny didn't help matters, either. Sure, it was something that Fifi was absolutely positive she could work around, but it still posed a threat. Would Bugs be the type to cheat? Definitely not. Could Fifi seduce him with the best skill she could muster? Likely, or at least she hoped so.

"I only have a few days to even think of something like this, and that's not enough time at all!" Fifi yelled, punching a pillow. "Why do I have to be such a skunk? If only I was a rabbit, or even a duck, or anything! I might as well just be a coyote!"

Wait a second.

Calamity Coyote was the school's resident nerd and genius. If anyone could figure out the answer to Fifi's odor problem, it would be him. However, he was one of the many who avoided her like the plague. She needed some surefire thing to keep his attention, even for just a moment to speak to him. What did Calamity enjoy doing over anything else?

He loved trying to catch Little Beeper.

No matter what was going on in class, he was always drawing up new blueprints for contraptions to catch the mini Road Runner. How could that help in this situation, though? Everyone knows that Little Beeper is way too fast to talk to, let alone to even catch. If a genius like Calamity couldn't do it, then there's no way Fifi could.

Well, either way, she at least has one idea to fall back on. Putting out for a nerd wasn't exactly something she was up for, despite her reputation.

Maybe, instead of trying to win over Professor Bugs, she could just cheat? Sure, she wanted to pass legitimately, but studying was proving too difficult. It was pathetic of her to just give up after one try, but books on falling safes and re-adjusting yourself after being crushed were just not interesting - useful, yes, but not interesting.

"No, cheating is wrong ..." Fifi said, shaking her head. "Then again, Babs said that so is having sex for passing ... But it's what I know how to do! I can't think of anything else! I promised Babs, though ... Sort of."