Patches' Present
Patches' Present
by Von Krieger
Patches purred softly in hir sleep, hir bed made of soft scraps of cloth, rag, and fabric. Muttering with a sudden breeze shi rolled over, pulling one of the largest bits over hirself. It wasn't much of a blanket even on hir tiny frame, but it was all shi had. Shi rolled around a little bit more in hir sleep, trying to find a nice, warm patch of ground, but to no avail. With an annoyed sigh shi opens one eye, then the other. The sun had progressed across the horizon putting the square of warming light too far from Patches' bed to provide additional warmth.
The little cat-herm yawned and stretched,drawing a series of pops out of hir malformed little body. Yawning again shi stumbled clumsily on all fours to the piece of broken glass that served as her mirror. It had originally been a part of a great big mirror, bigger then Patches, but hir mistress had thrown something at it when she was angry and the thing had broken into a bunch of pieces.
Patches had kept the biggest piece, since hir mistress didn't want it, and shi could find some use out of it. With a scavenged brush missing half it's bristles shi began to come her unruly mane of hair, looking over hir body as shi did so. Most people thought shi looked kind of yucky, Patches didn't think so. Shi thought shi looked kind of neat, if a bit funny looking. Her name stemmed from her appearance, shi seemed to be equal parts human and feline, the only problem was that those equal parts were not equally distributed, instead scattered almost randomly across hir tiny body.
Hir face was half-and-half, half human and half feline, although the human side of hir face did push forward into a feline muzzle. Here eyes were mismatched, both to each other and to the side of her face they were on. A green cat eye peering out of the human side of hir face and a bright blue round pupilled human eye peeking out from a fur covered socket. Her ears were both feline, mismatched in color, one was white, the other brown.
Patches went about the task of grooming hirself, hir human hand taking the brush, while shi licked her paw and rubbed hir face. Her hands were definitely mismatched, as one could see. One ending in a perfectly functional human hand, albeit one with claws and feline pads on the palm. The other ending in a furry paw that wasn't good for much then walking on and batting at things.
Hir feet matched however, if Patches had one human leg and one cat leg, shi would be in a pickle. Shi already walked crooked because hir hand didn't work very well for walking on, so she tended to hold it against hir body, moving along in an awkward three legged gait. Hir tail was kind of weird, as it couldn't decide which color it wanted, white, black, brown, gold, red, and orange all fought for the right to adorn the furry appendage.
Hir fur was also blotchy, covering hir body in bands and stripes, leaving some skin exposed. Patches supposed it looked kind of silly to have half your breasts covered in fur, and the other two not. Hir nipples didn't match either, those on the right side of her body were black, while those on the side without fur were pink.
Whatever forces that had shaped hir like this hadn't been able to decide what gender shi ought to be either. A six inch black cock stood out proudly from hir body, glistening with precum. Patches caressed it with hir paw, shi;d been dreaming about something nice, but couldn't remember what it was. Hir hair as neat as it ever got, Patches flopped back onto a cushion to enjoy hir erection.
Blinking to clear the last traces of drowsiness from hir eyes, Patches slipped hir paw down between hir legs, underneath hir furry sheath, to caress the wet pink folds of hir pussy. Purring with delight at hir own touch, Patches bent double to take hir maleness into hir mouth, hir hand slipping down to replace hir paw. Slipping two fingers into her eager cunt, Patches brought her paw to hir chest instead. Running the soft leather of hir pawpad across hir sensitive pink nipples.
Despite the looks other people gave hir, Patches loved hir strange little body. It made hir special, unique, different from all the humans who were all plain and boring, all of them with just about the same body. Although they were kind of cute. Patches wouldn't turn down the opportunity to stick hir dick in one. Shi didn't think shi would like being mated by a male, shi'd heard that their average wasn't much bigger then hir own length, and Patches knew shi could take much more then hir own length.
After all hir mistress sometimes let hir play with hir toys and pets. Patches rather liked that, it felt much different then when shi explored hir own body like this. The little cat-herm loved being fucked, whether by hirself or by someone else. Shi loved the warm, snuggly feeling that filled hir body a shi built up to orgasm. Her only problem was that...
"NYAAAAAAAH!" shi yells, feeling warm liquid gush over her hand, and the taste of hir seed filling hir mouth. Milking hir maleness for every drop, and continuing to finger hirself, Patches tries to get as much pleasure as possible from hir climaxes. Hir cock softening, Patches begins to lick hir fingers clean. That was the problem with hir orgasms, they always came too soon, and never lasted long enough for Patches to really enjoy them. So shi tried to make up for it by having a lot of them. Shi would sneak off six of seven times a day to pleasure hirself. Hir mistress didn't seem to mind.
Having cleaned hirslef off, Patches set to the task of cleaning the puddle off the floor. Shi loved cum, hirs or something else's. It had gotten to the point where hir mistress would kick hir out of the room every time she brought out one of hir pets, or else she'd find Patches interferring, trying to lap up puddles of sweet semen off the floor. Patches knew hir mistress liked her, but that shi could be something of a pest sometimes.
Finding no more sweet liquids to take into hir mouth, the little cat-herm went to check the calender on the wall, to check off another day on it. Well, that was odd, there was already a mark on today, a big red one, although all the marks were red, from a crayon Patches had picked up somewhere. Shi was always picking things up and not remembering where shi'd gotten them. It had led to hir mistress swatting hir paws a few times.
Patches squinted, sometimes shi couldn't read hir own writing. Whoops! Shi was holding it upside down, no wonder. Shi blinks a few times in surprise, then put the calender in hir mouth, darting down the hall to his mistress' lab. Shi'd be there, shi always was at this time of day. Putting an ear to the door to make sure no delicate incantations were going on, Patches instead falls right over, pushing the door open accidentally with the side of hir head.
Tumbling head over heels, the little cat-herm looks up dizzily at hir mistress. The sorceress just rolls her eyes and continues browsing the thick tome in front of her. Patches hops up onto hir back legs and turns in a circle, her body wasn't made to walk upright like a human's, so shi resorted to cat-tricks like this to get attention.
Drawing hir mistress' attention, Patches nuzzles her hand, giving her the calender. She looks at it for a moment. "Patchie, I can't read a thing you write, what's this say?" the sorceress asks. The little cat-herm takes a deep breath, her vocal chords didn't work exactly right and shi had a funny shaped tongue, which was why shi didn't even make an attempt to talk very often. "B-b-byerrrthdayyyyyeeeee." shi manages to get out.
"Your birthday? I'd forgotten all about it, Patchie, I'm sorry!" Patches' mistress says, upset she'd forgotten. The little cat-herm purred and rubbed against her leg. Shi wasn't mad, in fact shi'd have forgotten it entirely hirself if shi hadn't written it on the calender. Patches had the attention span of a gold fish, and the short term memory to match. Picking up her pet and scratching hir behind the ears, the sorceress frowns. "But I have to go somewhere tonight kitty-pet. I know what I'll do.."
Holding Patches in one arm, the sorceress gets up from her chair and walks over to a shelf where she pulls a small, star-shaped crystal out of a box. "It's a powerful, easy to use transformation spell, the instructions are on the back. You ought to be able to trade it for just about anything." The human explains to her pet, rubbing hir tummyfur and giving hir a big hug.
Patches mewls sadly as hir mistress sets hir down on the ground. "I'd love to play with you Patchie, but I have things to do before I leave tonight." The sorceress playfully scoots Patches toward the door with her foot. "Now shoo! Begone, silly cat!" says the mage, putting the little crystal in a bag with a drawstring and handing it to hir pet. "You know how to work the teleportation circle, I'm sure."
Patches nods, tapping the red gemstone on hir collar. Dashing down the hallway to the circle room. Shi wondered what to buy. A blanket maybe, a real one? No shi could probably find one somewhere, if shi took the time to remember. Maybe a nice heat ball that shi could cuddle around. Actually if shi asked, hir mistress could probably make one. Patches decided shi'd look around until shi found a few things shi liked, and then pick one. It was much easier to find something and say "Oooh! I want it!" then to think "Oooh! I want it!" and then find something.
Thus the little cat-herm spent most of the day wandering about, looking for something that she wanted, with strict criteria on it of course. After all, shi wanted anything that sparkled, shined, glimmered, or made loud, obnoxious noises. Patches wanted to make sure that hir present would be something that shi would get some use and enjoyment out of for a long time, not something shi'd get bored with in a week.
After a whole day, a bunch of cushions and blankets were the best thing Patches had found. Shi hadn't found anything that shi knew shi would get a lot of use and fun out of. A bunch of loud noises drew hir attention away from the shops and carts. Dashing off down an alley Patches found a human man yelling at a few cute part-feline.
Shi was obviously transformed, they way the man was yelling at her. The other cat-herm was crying, trying to cover hirself up with some of the things the man was throwing out. Patches could smell the scent of recent arousal on hir. Shi was very pretty, her arms and legs covered in soft white fur, a mane of black fur around hir neck, coming to a point down between hir breasts, and running down hir spine to hir fluffy white tail. her breasts, tummy, thighs, and most of hir back were devoid of fur, instead covered with skin the color of creamy chocolate. Six bountiful breasts studded hir torso, the black nipples erect with arousal, as was hir cock.
It was beautiful, ten inches in length, the same black as hir nipples, glistening from a furless sheath. Patches licked hir lips at the sight, but hir momentary lusts forgotten when shi looked at the poor girl's face. Hir big brown eyes were watery, pouring tears down hir furry muzzle. She had a star shaped patch of black fur around one eye that Patches thought was cute. Shi clasped her forepaws, shi didn't have hands, together, bending down awkwardly on digigrade legs to something resembling a kneeling posture.
"Please!" shi begged. "Please don't throw me out! I... I didn't mean to! I'll sleep on the couch, or the floor, or anything! J-j-just don't throw me out of the street." the cat-girl sobs. The human appears in the door again, dropping a box onto the alley pavement. "You're a disgusting hermaphrodite freak, you can't control yourself at all! I'm not going to be violated by a cat-thing that used to be my ex-fiance!"
"Eh-eh-ex?" the cat-girl stammers. "Ex! I got rid of most of your things the second month you were gone! I wish you'd have had the courtesy to STAY wherever you were. Obviously SOMEONE was enjoying that sickening shape of yours." he says with a sneer, turning and slamming the door. Patches hears the quick metallic *SNICK!* of a deadbolt being turned.
The cat-girl paws at the door feebly with her useless paws. "P-please! I don't have anywhere to go! She, she took me away, kidnapped me, and turned me into this... this... THING! It took so long to escape!" shi wails. "Please, I'll do anything! Just don't leave me out there she can find me again!"
Tears running down hir face, the cat-girl goes about picking up hir things off the street, trying to organize them in a way shi can carry them. It doesn't take very long, there isn't much. Patches follows the herm as shi walks around the corner, then slumps against the building, sliding to the ground.
Purring, Patches nuzzles against the cat-girl's leg. Shi reaches down and begins to scratch Patches behind the ears. "Hello, kitty." shi says, picking up Patches and hugging hir close. Patches licks the bigger cat-herm's mane gently. The cat-girl purrs at the touch of Patches' tongue, a paw slipping down between hir legs.
With a startled mew the cat-girl pulls hir hand away from hirself. "No! I can't, it's... it's disgusting!" Licking hir fur free of any stray juices, the cat-girl proceeds to look Patches over. "You're a funny looking kitty." shi says, looking Patches over. "Like me down there too." shi remarks, upon getting a good view of Patches' nether region.
"What's this?" shi asks, running a paw over the red gemstone in Patches' collar. The little herm yelps and brings up a paw to try and get the big cat's claws off of the stone, but it's too late, the stone is activated, the world swirling around the two of them for a moment, before finding themselves inside the teleport circle, with the cat-girl's things nearby.
"Wh-where are we? What happened?" the big kitty asks. "Home, myyyyeene." Patches manages to get out. "You're not a mage are you, kitty?" the bigger feline asks Patches, who shakes her head. "Myyyyyytherith." "Mistress?! You have... oh get me out of here!" the cat-girl panics. "Niiiiiiissssseee." Patches manages to slur. Shi nuzzles the cat-herm's breasts with hir nose.
"Stop that!" shi pushes Patches away. "Sseorry." Patches says with an embarrassed smile on hir face, shi balances on hir hind legs for a moment, pointing to herself with her hand and extending her forepaw. "Puuuuhyatchessss." shi manages to get out. "Patches huh?" the cat-girl touches Patches' paw with her own. "I'm Nori." shi says.
"Neeyoreee." Patches purrs, snuggling up to hir again, Patches' paw slipping down to stroke Nori's half erect shaft. "Hey! No! Don't... mmmm." Nori trails off as Patches takes hir maleness into hir mouth. The cat-girl's tongue slipping out of her mouth for a moment before regaining her bearings. "No! Stop it, bad kitty! Bad!" shi says, getting up and trying to dislodge the offending furball. But all this does is allow Patches to curl around and slip hir shaft into Nori's femsex.
"Yeeeaaargh!" Nori yells, swatting ineffectively at Patches with hir paws. Nori feel the little cat's tail curl around hir own. She mewed pleadingly, wanting Patches off of hir. Shi didn't want to mate. At least that's what she told hirself, fighting off an involuntary purr. Slowly shi sank to the ground, the caress of the little feline's rough tongue on hir member, and the cock inside hir were gentle, loving. Not hurtful and rough like what shi had felt captive to the mage that had kidnapped hir and made hir like this. Not at all like the hard, fast fucking hir fiance had liked. No, this was slow and gentle, Patches took hir time.
Dropping to all fours, Nori begins to buck hir hips, thrusting hir member deeper into the kitten's mouth. Patches wasn't hurting hir, and shi wasn't going to let go, so Nori decided to just let it happen. Hir body had been begging to be mated all morning. Hir cock had been neglected since hir escape, shi had been to frightened to stop and slake hir lusts, and hir ex-fiance had wanted nothing to do that that particular portion of hir anatomy. It was the first stimulation Nori's manhood had felt in a few weeks.
The little kitten's cock inside of hir was also different, compared to what shi was used to, it felt tiny, but the little spines on it tickled hir love tunnel so deliciously. Nori rolled onto hir back, stroking Patches' hair as best shi can with hir paws. Taking Nori's rods out of hir mouth, Patches holds it with hir paw and begins to lick the head with hir rough little tongue.
Nori gasps, hir paws darting to hir sides, arching hir back HARD at the touch of the kitten's tongue against the most sensitive part of hir cock. Hir claws scrape for purchase on the smooth stone floor, and find none. Yeowling with pleasure and writhing under the ministrations of that sweet tongue, Nori begins kneed hir breasts with hir paws, just about the only thing shi can do, delighting in the feel of the soft pink pads against hir nipples.
With a sudden mewl, Nori feels the kitten tense, hir cock shooting it's load of hot, sticky seed into hir. Patches nips Nori's member gently, causing the cat-girl to gasp, the sweet caress of Patches' tongue over the even more sensitive area where shi nipped sends a spasm through Nori's body. Her back arches so hard it pops audibly as Nori's climax hits, sending a cascade of hir juices to coat Patches' thighs, and hot streams of milky semen shoot into the air, coming to rest on hir belly.
Patches looks at the contrast between Nori's deep mocha skin, and the white seed for a moment, before cleaning hir up, hir lover purring contentedly, trying to catch hir breath. With a practiced tongue, Patches cleans both of them off. Laying there something caught Patches' eye, the small cloth bag that she'd been carrying with the spell crystal inside, the crystal was half poking out. Remembering how Nori was sad about hir form shi pulls it out and looks at it.
Shi smiles, it's one of the simple ones with tiny diagrams on the back, and only three words. "Lick, stick, and think." Licking it would link it with the user, so it wouldn't pick up stray thoughts from people and ruin the whole thing. Stick it to the intended transformee, then just think about what changes would be made. While a smile on her feline face, the tip of her tail twitching, Patches little pink tongue slips out, running across the gem, which begins to glow softly. Creeping up to Nori, shi places the gem on hir belly.
"What's that for kitty?" Nori asks. Rather then answer, Patches thinks about how Nori would like hir hands back. But Patches thought hir lover's paws were cute, so shi settled on a mix of features. With a yelp, Nori pulled away as shi felt a soft tingling feeling in hir forepaws as they began to glow softly. Nori watches in awe as hir paws take on a more human shape, the stubby digits lengthening to be useful again. The vestigial fifth digit growing back into a thumb.
Looking over Nori, Patches fixates on the black star around hir left eye. It made hir think of a cow, and cows made hir think of milk. Patches knew Nori like playing with hir breasts, shi had done it while they were making love just a minute ago, so Patches thought shi would rather like the feeling of being suckled.
Shi through that six breasts looked kind of funny on hir lover's body, they came most of the way down hir torso, then just stopped. Patches thought two more would look pretty. Nori began to moan as hir breasts began to fill with milk, two small black spot appearing on hir abdomen. "Kitty, are y-y-you doing this?" shi asks. Patches just nods and purrs, nuzzling hir lover's leg to show hir shi means no harm. "Ok, just... don't do anything that would hurt me."
Patches licks the fur on Nori's shin, trying to tell hir that shi would never, ever hurt hir. Patches rather liked that one black spot, but it looked out of place, so shi mentally added a few more black splotches to Nori's fur. Patches giggled, they made Nori look even cuter, but even more like a cow.
Thinking about it, Patches decided a few more cow-like features couldn't hurt. Nori was rather fascinated by hir changing body, watching spots appear on hir fur. Shi twitched hir tail as the tingling and glow appeared there next, a big black tuft of fur appearing on the end. With a smile, the cat-girl tickled Patches' tummy with it, drawing another giggle from the little herm.
Nori put a hand to hir temple, to find a tiny horn poking out, and matching one on the other side. Nori purrs softly as the feeling of change envelopes her crotch. Shi feels hir scrotum begin to swell, turning a deep black in color. Shi watches in fascination as it grows bigger then hir own head. Four fleshy teats soon sprout from hir new udder.
Patches noses hir mates' new addition. It was nice, but it would be hard for Patches to play with hir pussy. Thinking about the problem for a moment, Patches settles on a solution. The udder pulling away from Nori's cock, a slit opening in the base of hir sheath. Purring, the kitten gives hir lover's new pussy a testing lick. The delighted gasp from Nori is all the confirmation shi needs.
Patches thought for a moment, thinking of other cute things shi could add onto Nori. Well, since shi already had paws, Patches supposed shi could have hooves for hindfeet, shi thought hooves were cute too. Suddenly an idea crawled into Patches' head. Nori had said that anything was ok as long as it didn't hurt hir. Watching to make sure that Nori's hindpaws reshaped into pretty, shiny hooves, Patches pondered hir next change.
Nuzzling Nori's changing feet, Patches thought about the change for while. Looking back and forth between Nori's face and tummy, Patches makes her decision, laying her hand and her paw on Nori's belly. Immediately her abdomen begins to swell, as if with pregnancy. Nori watches with awe as hir belly swells bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until it looks like shi's carrying twins.
"What's that for?" shi asks, poking hir belly, and finding it somewhat pliable to the touch and somewhat squishy. Patches hops up on Nori's stomach, turns a few times, then curls up into a ball. "Bed ffffor Paaaasssshie." shi says with a yawn. Dropping of hir lover's stomach to the floor, Patches motions with her head down the hall.
Patches waits for Nori to gather her possessions, much easier to carry with actual hands now. Nori smiles at the sound of hir new hooves clopping on the wooden floor, the sensation of hir udder swaying as shi walks, as well as the bouncing of her eight large breasts. Patches noses open a door, leading hir lover inside. She jumps up on the mattress in hir room, she never used it because shi was too light for the springs to do much of anything, it felt too hard for hir.
"Ouuuurrrrrs." Patches slurs. "You... you mean live together, here? You think your mistress will allow it?" Nori asks. Patches just nods, hir mistress was always bringing poor, neglected creatures, changing them a bit and giving them a new home here. She hadn't specified that Patches' birthday present be an object, only that shi trade the gem for it. Patches definitely didn't have the gem anymore, and definitely had what it brought hir.
Setting down the boxful of hir possessions, Nori lays down on the bed. "Oh this is nice, Patches!" Nori exclaims, sinking a bit into the plush covers and mattress. The blankets on the bed were too heavy for Patches to move by hirself, except if shi bit them which left holes, so shi never used them.
The kitten jumps onto hir mate's belly, curling up for a nap. Shi purrs as Nori scratches hir behind the ears and pets hir lovingly. "Good idea, Patchie." the cow-cat says with a smile. Patches scoots over a bit, using one of Nori's breasts as a pillow, shi begins to suckle, drawing the first of Nori's milk into her mouth, it's nice and sweet. "Mmm, that's lovely, Patchie, don't stop!" Nori says dreamily, a paw dipping down between hir legs. Both purring happily, laying there in their shared room, both more comfortable then they could remember in recent weeks. "Not a bad birthday present at all." Patches says to hirself, drinking hir mate's milk.