Little Red Riding Bimbo

Story by Vexen Kiyotoe on SoFurry

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This is a story I wrote while I was drunk! Its really stupid, but it was so funny at the time XD I hope you guys like it if anything, I'm sure my bad ryming will one day make me a star! X'D Oh! And I would love to hear any comments, bad or good. And if you want me to write about a certain subject in this confusing manor, let me know, and its free! Yay free stuff!


Written By Vexen

Alas, it was a jolly morning, the sun was out and shining, the birds and forest animals were singing, and little red riding hood had just got in her mail, a new set of lingerie that would make her birdies twirl.

Dressed in a lively hood, colored of red, but of course. She dressed underneath, somewhat whorish for her current course. She was off to visit her grandma'ma, to just drop off her lunch of the day.

As little red riding hood frolicked about her path, skipping and bouncing, her chest filled with mass. The birds around sang, the deer near joining her while she was on her way, when she noticed that all the animals, had something for her in their own way.

Now running from the jolly forest creatures, birds and deer alike, their crotches wet, their cocks hard. She screamed, and frolicked, although this time not in joy. Rather in fear, of being raped by nature.

She knew she had herself to blame, her gimpy outfit making the animals crotches inflamed. As she sighted her grandmother's hut, she quickened her pace, and the animals did the same, not wanting to lose their race.

Huffing and puffing then slamming the door, little red riding hood was safe, for now. As she called out for her grandmother, hearing nothing in response, she went to her bedroom, and found something much different.

"Why hello there grandchild of mine, have the animals outside been nothing but swine? I do say you look rather lovely today, why don't you stay awhile? After all, it is Monday."

"Oh grandmother," Little red riding said with a start. "Why, how hairy you look today." She finished, looking her over, when she then heard her grandmother fart.

"Um, you didn't hear that... But anyhow, My hair is all the more reason to cuddle you my dear, and if you say no, I'll treat that as treason." She said, showing her fangs, making little red riding think the word 'dang'.

"My, what big teeth you have grandmother."

"All the more useful for tugging on teets."

"My, what a big nose you have grandmother."

"All the more useful for striking a pose."

"My, what a large tent you're pitching their grandmother..."

"All the more stressful for keeping one pent, you do know how hard it is, pitching this tent when no one is around, one does become quite pent up."

"You're not my grandmother are you?" Little red riding hood asked, stating it blankly rather than asking.

"Hey, I paid good money for this you little whore, now you better play along, or you're fired." The wolf huffed, getting out of his grandmother outfit with a annoyed puff.

Rolling her eyes, little red riding hood screamed, trying to run but was caught by the big bad wolf. "Ready for your pie?"

And with that her clothing was ripped, torn away as the wolf took her by her hips. With a wave of worry, she didn't last long, until she gave in, to the pleasures along.

With a bang the wolf pinned her, against a cold wall with his raging wang. Driving it home, as Morgan Freeman sang his life's song.

With many humps the wolf pumped, raping away at the slutty girl, who's screams were as loud as a scraping tray against brush wire. As the wolf neared, although, a bit faster than he feared, he soon grew tired, releasing a wave, so warm and pleasing.

As his seed seeped into the slut, he would make sure to take this women to be his mutt. He lifted her up, smacking her butt, and tossing her over his shoulder as he kicked the door down, passing many boulders.

Now this story may be stupid, not making any sense, but hey, I enjoyed it, and I'm sure you did too. Now I'm off, to a far away land, one where cats can have their own bands, and the people live on stands, outside of parks that have been banded, because lets face it, its much better then sand.