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A mixed breed canine, half tora inu and half German shepherd, female is tied up Japanese style and naked as the day she was born as she lies on a bed with a liger wearing camouflage pants, a black shirt and an eye patch is talking on a cell phone. He is calling someone regarding the bitch that he has caught and has on the bed as he gropes her breasts on occasion. He uses his smart phone to take a picture of the woman and send to whom he is talking to.

War Gamer is bragging about how easy it was to bag the Nightstick Ninja when a knock comes at his door which causes the liger to yell for whoever it is to go away. As soon as he bellows his threat the door in question is ripped off its hinges by a russet brown furred grizzly bear in black wrestling boots featuring green four leaf clover on them, black pants with green Irish Celtic knotwork down the sides, green elbow and knee pads, a black vest with orange trim and a jack-o'-lantern luchador mask who comes in and War Gamer drops his smart phone in surprise as the full 9'6" form of Ogre Bear makes his way inside. Nightstick Ninja smiles as she sees Ogre Bear grabs War Gamer and begins to flail him around like a rag doll.

Ogre Bear locks War Gamer in the same restraints that the liger had made to cuff the bear with an ironic smirk on his face. Whomever War Gamer was talking with has long since hung up but in the contact list he finds a limited directory of contacts for both Villainy International, Legality Exonerated and the Global Hierarchal Organization of Super-Villains and Terrorists. The fact that War Gamer works with and/or for both GHOST and VILE is of no surprise to Ogre Bear or Nightstick Ninja but the ramifications of this are fairly obvious in that either one or both organizations know an operative has just been caught and will send other villains to free him.

Police rush in with FBI right behind as Ogre Bear absconds with a still bound and naked Nightstick Ninja after she whispers something in his ear that causes him to get a lusty smirk. War Gamer is an internationally wanted criminal so the FBI wants to thank Ogre Bear for his help only to find him gone. The absence of the Ninja gives them cause to snicker as Kagekaze arrives to assess the situation.

Kagekaze makes a call to the front desk of the hotel to confirm what he suspects: that Michael "Ogre Bear" O'Connor has a penthouse suite rented for the month in the same hotel Rafael "War Gamer" Jackson brought Cassandra "Nightstick Ninja" Kagekaze to hole up for awhile. After finding out where, Michael "Shadow Wind" Kagekaze, Shadow Wind being the English translation of his surname and thus what the American media call the internationally renown Japanese superhero, knocks on Ogre Bear's door but decides to just call him when he notices the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. It does take a few rings for Ogre Bear to pick up.

"Mike!" Ogre Bear says nervously and then in a lower voice Kagekaze can just barely hear. "It's your brother, Cassie..." Then back to him, "What can I do for you?"

"Treat her nice, Mike," Shadow Wind says with a smirk. "I know you will, my friend, but thanks in advance. Tell my sister she should call me."

With that, Kagekaze walks off, he knows full well what his little sister wants to do with the big bad bear super wrestler but she is over 18 and while his father may have issues should Michael tell him, he does not as he charges a room as well under the business name of Michael Kagekaze in the Flanders hotel in Ocean City, New Jersey. He also calls his father, retired martial arts instructor and priest at an American Buddhist monastery to inform his mentor and elder that he has found his sister and that she is safe as well as the fact he has decided to take a couple of days off to enjoy himself. Musashi Kagekaze is not very happy with his son goofing off down the shore but he passed the Kagekaze mantle down to his son with the promise that he would not interfere, although the promise of some salt water taffies and other confections from the shore softens his ire somewhat.

As much as she wants to call her father and smooth things over with him, Cassandra is a little more interested in seeing what Mike O'Connor will do with her request to fuck her before freeing her. O'Connor had just laid her down and was beginning to eat her out when her brother called. After finishing with Shadow Wind, Ogre Bear turns his muzzle to her breasts and begins to lick and suckle on them as the Nightstick Ninja moans appreciably.

Michael then goes back to her pussy to eat her out which causes Cassandra to cry out in pleasure. At this point he takes off his clothes and she rolls around until her muzzle reaches his groin. Using just her mouth she gets him hard enough to penetrate her folds without freeing her, a feat he gets to work on as soon as he feels he can do so.

Ogre Bear takes Nightstick Ninja in evenly measured, strokes, taking care not to fully egress from within her until he has shot a load inside of her. Once he reaches climax, he had already driven Cassandra to orgasm before he had even entered with his licking and fingering beforehand, he unties her and Cassie shows her appreciation with giving her ursine rescuer a blow job to clean him off. While they were having fun, Shadow Wind had texted Ogre Bear with a message that he was in the hotel too and when they were done, his text should be returned and she would get her stuff back.

Cassandra is embarrassed by the fact she needs to ask her brother for her costume back but O'Connor was willing to buy her some new clothes anyway as an apology for not catching War Gamer en route to the hotel. As it turns out, Michael Kagekaze brings clothing to his sister, including a tight fitting black shirt with their family name in red kanji that is one of the first things she puts on after a bra and panties. A black skirt and sandals completes the ensemble that is her basic attire on most days.

The shirt is the recognized logo of the Kagekaze dojo incorporated with schools around the world. Officially Cassandra and her brother Michael scout out new locations to build franchise institutions for martial arts instruction. But usually this is just a cover story for their vigilante exploits.

On the flip side, Michael O'Connor is a "professional" super hero doing endorsements everywhere, selling books he wrote and doing personal appearances everywhere. His transition from a loveable loser in the now defunct corporate wrestling entertainment powerhouse that was Extreme Wrestling Incorporated to a fully recognized superhero under the code name of Ogre Bear is complete now and Michael is enjoying himself a lot more now.

Cassandra calls her brother and then her father about recent events and endures her father's scathing tongue lashing about how disappointed he is in her that some muscleheaded liger could take her down and capture her. She catches her male friend with benefits pour something into a 2 liter of Sun Bomb and as he drinks it, gets smaller. The shrinking stops when he gets down to the height he was at before getting his powers and while talking to her dad she quirks an eye ridge at him.

"You found a way to return to normal size?" Cassandra asks after getting off the phone with her father.

"It's a temporary solution," Michael says with a guilty smile. "I've been dabbling in magic as well. I found some books of spells written in Gaelic."

"You and your obsession with your Irish heritage," Cassandra teases. "Well, I suppose it is a good thing. Too bad you discovered it too late to help provide you with a secret identity."

"Like I needed a secret identity," Michael says with a smirk, "My life as a pro wrestler sort of got me used to a degree of celebrity. I'm a little more accessible at this height. And if a young fan wants a picture with me at my full height I can accommodation them."

"I know which height I prefer you at," Cassandra says as she gives Michael a kiss.

The door of the suite receives a knock which Michael answers to find Kagekaze, in his full costume of a black bodysuit, gray utility belt, black tabi boots, glove-gauntlets and balaclava, on the other side. He is here to check on his sister and invites both of them to walk the boardwalk and do some shopping which they accept. The first thing on the agenda is breakfast in a boardwalk diner towards the end of the commercial portion of the boardwalk followed by a fantasy themed mini golf session and the purchase of new sunglasses. The first day of their vacation is starting out just perfectly.

Around noon they have bought some salt water taffy, fudge and other confections from Fralinger's on the boardwalk, with Michael Kagekaze sending a number of the treats to his father via a mystical ninja conduit from student to master in the form of a special athletic bag he carries around constantly. Michael O'Connor sees Kagekaze stuffing sweets in his bag and gives Cassandra a weird look who giggle and whispers that their father has a sweet tooth and can be bribed with quality confections from time to time. Ogre Bear chuckles at Nightstick Ninja's whispered explanation which draws some odd looks but he buys a lot of sweets for his own consumption including peanut butter and chocolate fudge, fruit taffies among other flavors and some chocolate, caramel and cashew crab confections.

Zipping by the three is a frilled lizard in a clown costume which causes Ogre Bear to pull up the International Superhero Union, Limited Liability database to get a clue on just what or who he just saw. The response that is he probably just saw Buster Move, a member of the Fraternal Association for Ridiculous Criminal Endeavors, which makes him groan and shake his head. Both the Kagekazes look at him funny to which he replies.

"We just caught a glimpse of Buster Move," Ogre Bear explains.

"A member of FARCE?" Shadow Wind asks with a tone that pleads for the answer to be no.

"Unfortunately," Ogre Bear returns.

"GREAT!" Shadow Wind and Nightstick Ninja say together and hang their heads as one.

Ogre Bear calls it in and the beepers of himself, Shadow Wind and Nightstick Ninja go off as they are paged to deal with the situation. Nightstick Ninja giggles as Shadow Wind just rolls his eyes. At the music pier they check in with local law enforcement by flashing their ISULL badges before the Kagekazes find a place to change into their costumed identities.

"Alright, besides, Buster Move," Ogre Bear asks, "Who's been spotted from FARCE?"

"Well, with those jokers it's hard to tell," A male pig in the attire of a police officer says with a long drawl as he leans back in his chair, "We ain't seen Drama Queen but that don't mean she's in disguise or nothing. There was a chimpanzee in RennFaire attire, armor, cloak and everything but he didn't look armed."

"So someone might have seen, Task Mocker," Shadow Wind sighs. "Anyone else?"

"Ninja snake!" A beagle deputy cries out as a cobra in ninja garb tries to hit Nightstick with a hockey stick.

"Great, Slapstick the Ninja is here," Ogre Bear growls, "Who else?"

"Heroes!" A red, white and blue poodle dude in paramilitary clown attire yells, "Humiliate them!"

"My pleasure!" A big tabby tomcat also attired as a clown runs in and tries to tackle Ogre Bear.

"Commander Clown and Tom Foolery!" Ogre Bear groans as he takes the hit from Tom Foolery and tries to reverse the hold into a bear hug. "Kage, would you do the honors with the Clown. I think I'm the best to handle Tommy Boy here."

"I think I can handle Commander Clown," Shadow Wind says with some confidence. "Nightstick, can you handle Slapstick?"

"I should," Nightstick Ninja says as she brings up a nightstick to block the attack and shoves another tonfa into Slapstick's gut.

The police are on the horn to the FBI as Ogre Bear gets Tom Foolery into a sleeper hold and Shadow Wind throws bolos at Commander Clown. Commander Clown points a green and purple tube at Shadow Wind that explodes into multi-colored streamers that wraps around Shadow Wind to bind him. Slapstick is completely silent as he attacks Nightstick but is faring no better than he started as Cassandra shows just how proficient she is with her nightsticks as she tries to distract her opponent with the curves of her sexy black and red ninja suit.

Nightstick Ninja keeps the hockey stick of Slapstick at bay as she connects a high snap kick to his head. Slapstick is knocked back a bit and throws down a smoke bomb to effect his silent escape, much to Nightstick's annoyance. She ends up helping her brother and cracks Commander Clown's skull with more than a little bit of annoyance.

Ogre Bear renders Tom Foolery unconscious with his sleeper hold as the cat whimpers a little before going out. Commander Clown distracts Shadow Wind and Nightstick Ninja with cream pies to the face as he makes his escape making 3 stooges noises all along. Behind them, Ogre Bear chuckles as the police take Tom Foolery into custody.

"Brilliant performance, Musashi!" A voice comes from a flying drone playfully mocking Shadow Wind as he is wiping whipped cream from his face. "A pity we no longer have flicks of the Keystone Cops!"

"Rabbit Ears!" Ogre Bear thunders and both siblings give each other a sly smiles as they know where he's going to go with this. "Since you're close enough to send a drone, you're close enough to help out."

"DAMMIT!" Rabbit Ears's muted voice comes out from the drone. "Didn't see the bear!" Then she unmutes herself, "Hi, Ogre, what can I do for you?"

"At this point we can probably assume most of the members of FARCE are here in force," Ogre Bear says with a smirk, "Disconnect the Caller."

"I'm actually at Smitty's Clam Bar in Somers Point waiting for a table," Rabbit Ears explains, "But I have some unfinished business with Prank Caller. I'll get right on it."

Rachel "Rabbit Ears" Tesla is a pink furred rabbit girl with platinum blonde hair in the general attire of a mad scientist, white trench coat with black pants, shirt and boots beneath who finishes her call in her white van before answering the call for her table. On the way in she passes a slacker geek goat who is white furred in a black shirt with a L33t speak joke on it and blue jeans dining a purple skinned, orange haired pig woman of rather generous proportions in a revealing dress that makes Rachel rather uncomfortable as it looks like she was poured into the dress. The hostess seats Rachel near the pig whom the goat refers to as Joan, and goat, whom Joan calls Peter or Pete and while she looks over the menu she sees Joan change colors from purple to green to orange and then back to purple and her weight shifts up and down like a yo-yo which garners Rachel's attention as Peter picks pocketbooks with slick devices.

The waitress takes Rachel's order of a seafood salad and Zoopa Cola which leaves the bunny in full view of the technological crook and his date. As subtlety as she can Rachel checks the ISULL database for the profiles of F.A.R.C.E. members Drama Queen and Prank Caller. Great annoyance wells up within her as she is damn sure she has found the other gadgeteer that she has been trying to find and catch for months and without revealing herself as Rabbit Ears, Rachel can do nothing about as she sends Mike O'Connor an angry text.

Back in Ocean City, the heroes find themselves on the beach as both guys find other females to distract them and while Cassandra has no beef with the tora inu woman talking to her brother, she does take issues with lovely Russian grizzly girl checking out her date. Buster Move only exacerbates the situation as he tries to steal bikini tops and since the boys are distracted stopping him falls to her. After checking to make sure she won't be noticed too much, she gets Buster's attention and flashes him.

Sonja Lenin, the daughter of the infamous Communist heroine Mother Russia, she was a hero to Russia but a villain to the US, ogles Ogre Bear openly as the blonde bear woman in a Russian themed bikini with the hammer and sickle symbol on her right breasts. Maiden Russia, Sonja has not yet earned her mother's title, sees what Cassandra is trying to do and decides to outdo her by outright clocking the distracted Buster Move which sends him sailing into the Atlantic. Buster takes the opportunity to yell out a phrase from an anime as he gets a flying lesson from Maiden Russia but manages to right himself and run on the water away from the super heroines.

Ogre Bear face palms and shakes his head as he sees what is going on only to have both Cassandra and Sonja glare at him as besides him Shadow Wind is blissfully unaware as he talks to Shaolin Tiger Dog in a rising sun bikini. Cassandra looks over at her brother and she smirks as they start to smooch however, she glares at Sonja as a potential rival for O'Connor's affections. Mike O'Connor crosses his arms and taps his foot as he gives both the bitch and the she-bear a dirty look that causes both women to hang their heads in shame.

Laughter fills the air behind the two Mikes as a tosa inu steps forth and crosses his arms. They turn and look at him at first with a look of annoyance until they both recognize him and Cassandra rushes forth to give Sato Yamaha, the Sentai Samurai a hug and a kiss. Michael O'Connor shakes his head as Sonja wraps her arms around him from behind and nuzzles his neck as all the members of ISULL at the beach congregate around and under the Music Pier on the beach.

"What's the threat to world peace and security this time?" Sato asks sarcastically.

"Well, I was captured by War Gamer," Cassandra states, "But thanks to Mike, and not my big brother, I'm not going to be in some GHOST auction or nefarious pay per view."

"Ogre Bear got to Nightstick first," Shadow Wind states. "In more ways than one." Cassie gets a guilty grin on her face. "Did you just get in, Sato?"

"More or less," Sato says amicably. "If all there is here is FARCE then we really don't need to be here. GHOST and VILE are supervillains of the highest order, FARCE is more super powered nuisances at best; a waste of time and a humiliation waiting to happen at worst."

"I know," Ogre Bear says with a heavy sigh, "My main intention in coming here was a vacation." They all hear the tone of the Westminster chimes and shake their heads. "Great, Big Ben Bull, what does he want?"

"Good grief!" A very British bull says through everyone's communicators. "How many of you are actually in this same location?"

"A few of us, Ben," Maiden Russia says with a disapproving tone. "Apparently we all independently decided to take a vacation at the same place at the same time."

"Maiden Russia, Nightstick Ninja, Ogre Bear, Shadow Wind, Shaolin Tiger Dog and Sentai Samurai," Big Ben Bull says with an incredulous tone, "I also see you are all registered at the same hotel. And Rabbit Ears is apparently en route. A total 7 members of our Union in the same city at the same time and there is at least group of..."

"You are not going to call FARCE super villains are you?" Shadow Wind challenges. "A kaiju showing up is worth our collective efforts, these guys are punks with powers."

"Agreed," Big Ben Bull says with a heavy sigh, "But our charter...oh bloody Hell! As far as I'm concerned all seven of you are on vacation. Deal with FARCE at your leisure. Big Ben Bull out!"

"Speaking of War Gamer," Ogre Bear says as he looks at the other heroes. "What is his status?"

"Still in custody," Sato says. "He is en route to Cape May and from there to a super fortress submarine off the coast of New Jersey."

"Any known VILE or GHOST agents in the area we need to be concerned about staging a rescue?" Cassandra asks. "Last thing we need to get THAT one sprung."

"Professor Doomsday is always a factor unfortunately," Shaolin Tiger Dog says with a shake of her pretty head. "Not to mention Master Phantasm of GHOST. And we know that War Gamer is part of both organizations. He is one of many super villains that float between them."

"Comerades," Sonja asks as a tall and scrawny opossum dressed in all black with red tattooed spirals on his cheeks, black hair framing his face like drapery walks up onto the boardwalk from the street, "Is Grotesque and his Gruesome Gang VILE or GHOST?"

"VILE," Shadow Wind states and then notices the possum himself. "Doomsday likes the crazy possum, but Phantasm can't stand him.

A warthog biker with so many piercings a TSA agent would just cringe if he saw the pig coming through the metal detector soon joins the possum and the heroes under the boardwalk watching are sighing and shaking their heads collectively. An antlered doe deer who has sculpted her horns to suggest that they are hands giving everyone around her the finger dressed in a black shirt and skirt as well as a pair of combat boots joins the possum and give him a kiss. A nerd turtle with a spiked shell joins them while fiddling with his smart phone.

Grotesque, Road Block, Bitch Deer and Shell Out are not shy about searching for something or someone when Amazon, a Clydesdale mare who is dressed in the leotard of a professional wrestler joins them and hollers a challenge to Ogre Bear especially. This highly offends Maiden Russia and she storms out from under the pier to leap up onto the boardwalk as a red panda who looks like bosozoku flip side to Sato strolls up which makes Sato blow a whistle which calls up ninja monkey retainers that run around him pulling white banners displaying the kanji for samurai and sentai as their master changes into his armor and takes up his tetsubo.

The remaining four heroes look at each other as more ninja monkeys drop from the music pier and respectfully present the heroes with their costumes. Ogre Bear gives Shadow Wind a look to which he just shrugs his shoulders and gets changed. Nightstick Ninja kicks Ogre Bear in the rear as a way of spurring him into action and reluctantly he changes into his own costume.

Shaolin Tiger Dog's costume is a basic Kung Fu red and gold uniform complete with slippers and domino mask with Chinese kanji for her code name on the sleeves and back and a tiger hook sword in each hand. Sentai Samurai wears a crimson outfit streamlined as one might surmise from his code name and wields a huge club with octagonal plates around its business end. As they leap onto the boardwalk, all the normal furs shriek and get a safe distance away, although those with the appropriate phones start recording the fight.

Bitch Deer pirouettes and suddenly there are four of her and all of them smirk with great self-confidence and take out lengths of chain to twirl around. Shaolin Tiger Dog and Nightstick Ninja look at each other, sigh and fan attack a different doe as Maiden Russia freight trains her way into Amazon. Bosozoku and Sentai Samurai are old enemies and they tangle with each other as Shadow Wind takes out a staff to spar with Grotesque and Road Block takes on Ogre Bear.

Nightstick Ninja and Shaolin Tiger Dog soon find themselves surrounded by Bitch Deer who whip their chains at the heroines to little effect as both women are rather proficient with their chosen weapons. Jun Chang is about to grouse when she gets an idea and gives Cassandra Kagekaze a conspiratorial glance and a plan is exchanged wordlessly. Hook swords connects with nightsticks as the two heroines combine to become a merry-go-round of pain as Cassandra spins in place allowing Jun to kick the does in the face quickly.

Shaolin Tiger Dog then launches herself to use her hook swords to throw the does around and ultimately into Nightstick Ninja who gives each one that comes flying at her a finishing blow to knock them out. As the does are knocked out by Nightstick Ninja they disappear in a puff of smoke. The original Bitch Deer slumps to boards when she gets knocked out by the ninja and the two girls do a victory dance after cuffing her.

Bosozoku whips a length of chain at Sentai Samurai who allows it wrap around his tetsubo before he flexes his muscles and flings him into the boardwalk railing and chuckles. Sentai Samurai smirks as he swings his tetsubo like a baseball bat to catch Bosozoku in the stomach to make him double over with pain. He follows up his attack with a blow to the head and knocks him out expertly as the biker is almost never a challenge to the samurai when they fight, it's usually the running of the mouth and the rampage before hand that annoys Sato into action as he leans on his tetsubo in a dramatic pose.

Amazon and Maiden Russia engage in an impromptu wrestling match as Sonja wants nobody molesting Mike O'Connor. Maiden Russia gives Amazon a vicious bear hug as only she and Ogre Bear can accomplish that cracks Amazon's spine to point where she is paralyzed. Then to complete the humiliation Maiden Russian treats Amazon to an atomic pile driver maneuver to finish her off.

Grotesque takes a switchblade out of his pocket and activates it as a prelude to trying to stab Shadow Wind with it that he promptly blocks. Shadow Wind tries to follow up with his own strike but Grotesque jams a taser into his side. Shocked by the sneak attack Kagekaze still manages to get a good head shot on Grotesque to knock him down.

Like the non-morphic animal he is evolved from, Grotesque tries to play dead although Shadow Wind is not fooled quite that easily. Warily the costumed crime fighter approaches the Gothic mime and reaches for some restraints in his utility belt. Grotesque goes into a false epileptic seizure that gives Kagekaze pause as he accesses the ISULL database to check whether or not Grotesque is known to actually have epilepsy which gives the villain a window of opportunity shock Shadow Wind again which he is only too happy to take advantage.

Road Block swings a cinderblock sledgehammer at Ogre Bear as hard as he can and almost decks the bear but with a shake of his head, O'Connor recovers as he glares at the boar. Ogre Bear cracks his knuckles ominously as he advances on his opponent slowly. Road Block roars angrily and tries to break his cinderblock sledgehammer over Ogre Bear's head.

Ogre Bear relies on the lessons he partook a while ago to learn sumo wrestling to help advance his career as a pro wrestler to push Road Block away from himself and ultimate sends the boar rolling on the ground and into Grotesque. Inadvertently Road Block gets shocked by his boss as all his piercings end up being all too good conductors for the charge. The weight of Road Block and the force at which he slams into Grotesque knocks the wind out of both villains.

"Round one goes to you, heroes," Grotesque says sarcastically as he pulls a device from his jacket, "But not the contest. Time to regoup, gang, we'll beat these losers later."

"Well done! Well done!" A voice calls down in mocking congratulations. "That didn't take long at all." Everyone looks up to see a silver masked blonde gibbon in a black and gray kung fu outfit with a silver mask encompassing his head. "VILE has failed but GHOST will succeed."

"Silver Gibbon," Shadow Wind says as he shakes his head and sighs heavily. "When did Master Phantasm decide to let you out of your cage?"

"Just recently," Silver Gibbon admits as he sits impossibly on the Music Pier's roof. "It's been awhile since we last sparred, Kagekaze, Samurai, I look forward to challenging you again. But I can't leave the rest of you unattended. Monkeys of Mayhem, I summon thee! Time to play!"

"Ogre Bear!" A huge male gorilla bellows as he launches himself onto the boardwalk, "I'll make you pay for what you did to the boss!"

"Ring King Kong!" Ogre Bear thunders with a heavy sigh. "Macmayer is no longer calling the shots, you could never beat me in an honest dark match and you can't cheat to win now."

"Time for a spanking!" A lady orangutan yells as she makes her way towards Maiden Russia dressed like Rose the Riveter from the old WW2 posters.

"Lulu Hoodoo!" Maiden Russian yells with a smile, "I've heard a lot about you; let's see whether or not it's just hype!"

"Bitches!" Twin chimpanzees yell together as they are dressed like Aztec warriors including obsidian rimmed clubs with lust in their eyes.

"Enough talk," a mandrill in the attire of a Chinese mandarin states with great annoyance as he produces two swords as he materializes in front of the music pier.

"Silver Gibbon or Mandarin Mandrill?" Kagekaze asks of Sato. "We've both faced them and quite honestly while I don't care for monkey business, we need to get these primates pinned."

"Yeah, and we've both struggled with both of them," Samurai agrees, "And I'm of the same mindset. Rock, Paper, Scissors?"

"Fools!" Silver Gibbon bellows as he jumps down and takes out a katana. "I'll take the Samurai, Mandarin, you dissipate the shadow!"

Mandarin gives the Gibbon a dirty look but attacks Kagekaze anyway but his sword blows are blocked by the hero's staff. Silver Gibbon tries to bisect Sentai Samurai but the tetsubo is more than enough to resist the cutting power of the sword. Shaolin Tiger Dog and Nightstick Ninja are horrified as they raise their weapons to defend themselves.

Shaolin Tiger Dog and Nightstick Ninja raise their weapons and presses their backs together to show solidarity and try to intimidate their opponents. Collectively they close their eyes for a moment and then open them suddenly open them with hostile intensity and attack the males with savage intensity. The two males freeze like deer in headlights which allows the girls to get in the first strike; an opportunity they use to knock them down and out as quickly as possible.

Ninja Monkeys appear out of nowhere to keep Shaolin Tiger Dog and Nightstick Ninja busy while the others fight to prevent any hero from getting an unfair advantage. Both girls know that the ninjas are really things of shadow stuff made real by either the Mandarin Mandrill or Silver Gibbon but right now that does not really matter as they need to be taken care of and done so quickly before they can cause too much mayhem. Although the fact that the girls took down the other guys as quickly as they did proves to be a distraction, much to the other monkeys' detriment.

Kagekaze hooks the Mandrill in his own tonfa weapons as a set up to throw him into the Silver Gibbon which forces him onto the Samurai's katana. Silver Gibbon kicks at Samurai and manages to push himself off the other's sword as he glares at the Mandarin. The Mandarin responds by throwing the Silver Gibbon at Kagekaze while he engages the Samurai.

Silver Gibbon slashes at Kagekaze who has since switched weapons from tonfa to sai which proves quite useful as he catches and breaks the katana of the Silver Gibbon. The monkey cannot believe his eyes as he just stands there which gives Shadow Wind kicks at the face of his opponent and the blow rings like striking a bell and causes Silver Gibbon to stumble back in a confused state. Shadow Wind then flips over Silver Gibbon and delivers another powerful kick that propels through the openings of the metal railing to the beach below.

Mandarin Mandrill fares no better than Silver Gibbon against Sentai Samurai as the hero makes powerful strikes with his tetsubo that the monkey is hard pressed to block. Like Kagekaze, Sentai Samurai is quick to kick his opponent and send him rolling away. Sentai Samurai follows this up by making a golf swing with his weapon that knocks the mandrill in roughly the same area the Silver Gibbon went down as furs around them applaud and cheer raucously.

Grotesque and his gang are among the well-wishers as they stand off to the side, sitting on benches and eating popcorn as they witness the spectacle. He even does something to dissipate the shadow monkeys and give the victors chocolate soft serve ice cream cones to enjoy as a way of seeing "no hard feelings" as they expect to be beaten by the heroes as part of the "game" they play. In fact the Gruesome Gang set up ropes for the fights featuring Ogre Bear and Maiden Russia to try and minimize collateral damage.

Lulu Hoodoo hangs on for dear life to Maiden Russia trying to bring her down in an attempt to do a wrestling move. She also punches at the bear's stomach to try and weaken her enough to win. Maiden Russia however does the orangutan one better and does a super atomic pile drive that stuns the primate as the bear smirks at her gives her a power hug.

The orangutan shrieks and throws herself at the Russian supermodel grizzly bear and wraps an arm around her neck. The bear coughs and shakes her head and purposefully falls down and on top of her. A few elbows to the ribs and the hold is broken.

Maiden Russia holds Lulu Hoodoo above her head and tries to make a primate pretzel out of her opponent. Lulu Hoodoo resists as much as she can but Maiden Russia does a tombstone pile driver to give her opponent a concussion in the middle of the boardwalk. Shadow Monkeys appear out of nowhere, raises the unconscious form of Lulu Hoodoo and scurry off and away as Grotesque hands Maiden Russia a black and white soft serve cone with multicolored sprinkles.

Ring King Kong knocks Ogre Bear down with a running clothesline as his first attack but when the gorilla comes back to stomp on his victim, the grizzly does a spin move that catches the other man by surprise. Shadow Monkeys turn the ring into a cage match with alarming speed as folks gather to cheer on Ogre Bear or Ring King Kong or just watch and ask which one is the good guy in the match. Ogre Bear takes advantage of this by throwing Ring King Kong into the wall of the cage at full force.

Ogre Bear follows up the toss with a tackle spear that forces Ring King Kong back into the chain link wall as the gorilla staggers and pirouettes in confusion. Ring King Kong screams for the referee which elicits mocking laughter from the crowd as the venue has no ref and the fact that the gorilla wants one means he's afraid he's going to lose. Sensing this weakness, Ogre Bear gets Ring King Kong into a Boston crab hold and forces his opponent to tap out which makes the ring cage to disappear and the gorilla runs away like a coward when the bear lets him go.

Fans of Ogre Bear start crowd him and ask for autographs as the ninja retainers serving Sentai Samurai set up a table with glossy pics of all the heroes in case folks want autographs and while more than a few get the "Collect Them All!" mentality but the majority of those that go for autographs gravitate towards Ogre Bear because he is the only one of the group that is clearly American as the canines are more or less Asian and Sonja is from a country that used to be America's enemy in the cold war. Only the emergence of a star spangled donkey disrupts the general party atmosphere as Major Victory has some choice words for the slackers who are not out looking to bring the members of FARCE to justice. Grotesque and his Gruesome Gang have wisely made themselves scarce as the veteran hero is on the warpath.

Major Victory gets sucker punched by Ogre Bear and gets cheered by the crowd before the canines enter a ninja dog powered rickshaw that takes off for the Flanders. Maiden Russia flies off as well, as she knows better than to get involved with Major Victory, especially since her mother, the Russian paragon Mother Russia was a major foe of the donkey throughout the cold war. Michael O'Connor challenges Major Victory to bring in all the members of FARCE all on his lonesome and begins to storm off as Slapstick comes out of nowhere to shove a banana crème pie in Major Victory's face and promptly disappears as the crowd laughs mockingly.

News crews arrive to interview Major Victory and gives him a forum to rant about the other ISULL members for not working as hard as he will to end the great threat of FARCE to the fair citizens of Atlantic City. When a reporter asks if he knows where he is he responds belligerently that he is in Atlantic City and keeps doing so until he gets a text from Big Ben Bull: You stupid American! You're in Ocean City, NJ! In a communal bath at the Flanders for patrons to wash off the beach that is segregated by gender, the gang laughs and discusses the situation.

"Moron!" Ogre Bear says as he shakes his head and lathers up. "It just shows how little he really feels about this assignment."

"Aye, Mike," Kagekaze says with a chuckle, "I'm more or less an international hero and I know this is Ocean City and not Atlantic City."

"How far is Atlantic City from here?" Samurai asks. "And why would John's first naming a city in this state be there?"

"Not too far," Ogre Bear says, "but it's a gambling mecca where Donald Trump bases part of his real estate empire."

"Of course!" Sato groans and shakes his head. "Financially John Smith is in bed with Trump. But he has great disdain for New Jersey."

"A lot of the country does," Ogre Bear returns as he and Kagekaze exchange knowing glances. "I grew up in Philly and this is one of the places on the Jersey shore that people go on vacation. But Johnny boy was born in the mid-west and never came to Jersey before today. "

Over in the female section there is a chorus of laughter as they see Major Victory stutter through a series of apologies.

"Typical MV!" Cassandra yells with a bout of derisive laughter following. "He's too focused on dissing the younger generation to give a fuck about what's he coming to do or where he is going to do it."

"I'm surprised he hasn't come around to me yet," Sonja says John Smith rants on. "He is usually so adamant on foreigners on American shore."

"Remember, Sonja," Jun says, "Ogre Bear actually struck him."

"About time someone did!" Cassie yells. "The dude is a fucking prick!"

"Speaking of fucking," Jun says with a smirk, "Who's sleeping where tonight? I'm probably going to be in Kagekaze's room tonight."

"I got Sato!" Cassandra shouts and he yells back: "Yes you do!" Which elicits a round of giggling from the girls.

"Would this mean I get, Ogre?" Sonja asks. "Comrade O'Connor needs to give himself another given name!" He calls back: "Working on it!"

"He is," Cassandra says with a serious smile. "The paperwork hasn't gone through yet, but he's renaming himself Kodyax."

"Are we still expecting Rachel at some point?" Jun asks.

"Da, unless she's changed her plans." Sonja says with a smirk.

"Where is she sleeping?" Cassie asks.

"I doubt it's with us," Jun says. "She tends to set up a few things when she stays."

"Da!" Sonja says with a vigorous nod and smile that causes the other two to turn to look at her uncomfortably. "I like how she sets things up," She returns shamefully to which the others just giggle. "I am experimenting?"

"Nothing wrong with a little yuri action," Cassie says and gives Sonja a chaste hug. "We all do it to one degree or another. "

"Yeah, Cassie," Jun chides, "But Rachel tends to be a little too omnisexual if you know what I mean."

"All too well, Jun," Cassandra states. "Which is why I'm kind of glad I'm sleeping with Sato tonight. Ogre Bear is nice to play with and all, but I'd like to make a few more inroads with Sato. "

"Wait a second," Jun says with a face of consternation, "Didn't Mother Russia beat a lesbian couple to death last month?"

"Da," Sonja says with a grim nod. "You understand why I don't do anything romantic with her in public?"

"She's that much of a hard liner?" Cassandra asks to which Sonja just nods. "I'm so sorry."

"She gives me shit for not bashing democracy!" Sonja returns. "Tomorrow I could become Sonja O'Connor and she'd still complain. "

"What would she do if you got pregnant from him and caught in bed with Rachel?" Jun asks.

"I'd need to make myself a new code name." Sonja says. "Still thinking of doing that, actually. But mother needs to be sufficiently distracted."

"You can't be afraid of her the rest of your life, Sonja," Cassandra states. "She's immortal isn't she?"

"I think she is," Sonja says as she leaves and begins to towel off. "I wonder if I can convince Rachel and Kodyax to do a three-way with me?"

At the Port O' Call motel Prank Caller and Drama Queen check in and set up a beacon for the rest of FARCE to find them. Prank Caller sets up a disco ball in the middle of the room so it can be seen from the boardwalk. Buster Move is the first to knock on the door as Slapstick pops up from behind a couch. A squirrel girl walks out of the bedroom and waves to everyone before she establishes an extra-dimensional space linked to the hotel room via a special ritual.

Q. P. Doll is her code name and she looks like a dolly squirrel as she bows to Drama Queen. They make a circle in the middle of the suite to discuss recent developments. Tom Foolery sulks in the corner as it took Commander Clown and Slapstick to spring him from jail.

Sashaying into the room is a white furred mink with blonde hair and blue eyes in a super sexy outfit sits down and smiles at everyone. Commander Clown gives Lady Goo-Goo a hugs which she reciprocates with a kiss. Q. P. Doll just glares at Lady Goo-Goo before Task Mocker whaps her on the back of the head with a foam mace.

"Glad everyone could make it," Drama Queen says with a smirk. "We've made arrangements for everyone to stay more of less here for the weekend."

"I heard ISULL is already aware we're here," Goo-Goo says with some concerned. "Can we pull anything off?"

"We have good news and bad news on that," Prank Caller states. "Looks like there will be about eight members here but it looks like seven of them aren't willing to chase us around as we do our usual shenanigans."

"Ogre Bear's here," Tom Foolery grouses. "Spoilsport!"

"You're the one that attacked him," Commander Clown shoots. "So is Kagekaze and Nightstick Ninja." Slapstick gives a thumbs up. "Who else do we have to watch out for?"

"I think we saw Rabbit Ears at the clam bar," Drama Queen states.

"We did," Prank Caller confirms. "Sentai Samurai and Shaolin Tiger Dog is also here." Slapstick's eyes light up. "Forget it, Slapstick, the seven we just revealed are the one that are willing to let us put on a parody pageant. If we don't bother them they're gonna be content to just watch."

"Didn't I see on the news that major moron is here?" Q. P. Doll asks.

"That's who we gotta worry about," Prank Caller states with a heavy sigh. "There's always some fur with a major stick up his tail hole and with ISULL that fucker is the Major."

"You mean I can't test my feminine wiles on Ogre Bear?" Goo-Goo asks in a pouty voice. "Oh, poo! I for one would like to have him actually catch me." She smirks with sinister lust. "Maybe try and convince him to play a dirty game of cops and robbers."

The room erupts with laughter at this statement.

"Of all the heroes staying at the Flanders this weekend," Drama Queen intones dramatically with a lusty smirk of her own. "You pick the one that might actually be laid back enough to get a meaningless tumble from and not have to worry about waking up with a free set of jewelry."

"If you don't wake up in a holding cell," Doll gripes bitterly.

"Who did you try for?" Queen asks.

"I thought I could seduce and steal from the Major," Doll says with a smirk. "I thought since he's so old he might be getting senile."

"O.K.," Clown says with a weirded out expression on his face. "I know I make vague references to his age to rile him up but that's going a little too far. Although it does confirm that he is a dirty old man."

Nervous laughter erupts because of this and then most of the gang heaves a heavy sigh and the conference continues.

"Silly question," Mocker prompts, "But is there anything worth defacing around here? I know I'd love to show up major stick in the mud, but beyond humiliating heroes, what is there to pull off here?"

"I hate to do it, but I kind of agree with Mockery," Tom pipes up, "I know I wanna get the bear back..."

"Quit it with Ogre Bear!" Clown and Goo-Goo yell at him in unison.

"Tommy Boy," Mocker says with a sarcastic tone, "I like mocking everybody but with the Bear there's no fun in it. He makes fun of himself and gets folks to laugh. Pranking his tail is about as fun pranking each other."

"Mocker's right, Tom," Clown chimes in. "Although I do propose that we put ganging up on major moron on the marquee of the weekends events."

"I second the motion," Mocker states, "Guys like Major Victory are as much fun to humiliate as the bozos of VILE and GHOST."

"Motion proposed and seconded," Queen announces. "All in favor?"

All hands rise at the query.

"Unanimously supported," Prank notes. "Proposal is hereby added to the group agenda. Well, that was refreshing to have everybody agree on something for a change."

Derisive laughter resounds from everyone.

"Any other suggestions?" Queen asks.

Slapstick takes out a golf club and takes a practice swing.

"An excellent suggestion, Slapstick!" Mocker says and everyone looks at him funny. "Slappy here is suggesting we do something to one or more of the mini golf courses on the boardwalk."

"I'll second that one!" Prank announces, "I was doing stuff like that before I signed on. I'm kind of getting rusty and nostalgic."

"Sounds boring to me," Buster gripes. "And too slow. Hey, I could start pantsing folks at high speed!"

"NO!!" Everyone else yells at once.

"The proposal is to rig mini-golfs," Drama Queen states and turns to Prank Caller, "Prank, what exactly would this entail?"

"Each course would be rigged with cameras and depending on the course," Prank says, "I can think of some custom pranks to rig. Although rigging one or more holes to pop the balls like a toaster can be done generically for all of them."

"Or rigging the obstacle to seemingly take on intelligence?' Mocker asks to which Prank nods sagely. "I like how you think."

"That sounds like it could be fun to watch," Drama Queen says, "You'll be recording of course."

"Indubitably, my Queen," Prank returns.

"Alright," Queen states, "All in favor?" Drama Queen, Prank Caller, Task Mocker, Slapstick, Commander Clown and Lady Goo-Goo raise their hands. "All opposed?" Tom Foolery, Buster Move and Q.P. Doll raise their hands. "The vote is six yays to three nays, the motion carries."

"Barely," QP grouses.

Back at the Flanders hotel, Rachel Tesla checks in as Kodyax O'Connor's guest in his suite as well as Sonja Lenin who welcomes Rachel with open arms. The name change has just become official and Ogre Bear feels like celebrating. Rabbit Ears orders a scallops, mushroom and crabmeat pizza from Bayshore and has it delivered but uses Kody's credit card to pay for it.

Kodyax knows this full well and fondles her breasts as she makes the call which is both titillating and annoying to the bunny but highly amusing to Sonja. After the pizza is ordered Rachel shares what she saw with Kody and Sonja at Schmitty's clam bar and Kodyax at least backs her suspicion that the pig and goat she saw are Drama Queen and Prank Caller of FARCE. Rachel shares the images via email to the other ISULL members in the hotel sans Major Victory.

Major Victory is flying up and down the boardwalk and cursing the member of FARCE for laying low like cowards instead of coming out and facing like true supervillains. Numerous civilians are tracking him with their cell phones and a lot of the videos that end up on U-View are not exactly flattering to the sensibilities to the sentinel of the American ideal circa 1950 and refuses to change those views no matter how much anyone yells at him that he needs to change his tactics in regards to his fellow heroes, the villains he fights, dealing with the media and dealing with normal folks. He loudly and proudly proclaims that the world has changed for the worse and everybody else needs to conform to his worldview and wonders why his fellow heroes in ISULL never want to grab a beer with him at the end of the day or go bowling or play bridge.

Task Mocker and Commander Clown set up a catapult in the medieval fantasy mini-golf that hurls industrial sized crème pies which again is captured by folks with their cell phones and it's a race to see who can get the videos up on U-View first. Major Victory retaliates violently which elicits derisiveness from the crowd to whom he lashes out verbally with accusations of being un-American. Even worse for his reputation, taking the time to argue loudly and vehemently with the crowd gives the Task Mocker and Commander Clown enough time to get away.

Lady Goo-Goo parades down the boardwalk singing and causing a scene wherever she goes and Major Victory has to be informed that she is a member of FARCE but Q. P. Doll summoning toy soldiers that cause general mayhem all over the place he attacks and chases her off before too long. Once Major Victory arrives and the members of FARCE make him their "special friend" GHOST and VILE back off and watch the shenanigans rather than try to compete with the side show that they are putting on. Silver Gibbon and his subordinates leave town to do something elsewhere but Grotesque and his Gruesome Gang stick around and video tape all the weird things going on so everyone in VILE can have a good laugh later.

Ogre Bear, Maiden Russia, Rabbit Ears and the other heroes kind of shelve their super identities for the weekend and do various things around town. They eat their way up and down the boardwalk and ride the various amusements in the two main piers in two major groups with the canines forming a kind of pack unto themselves while the other group is the two bears and a rabbit. Homeland security furs follow the dogs around but ignore Sonja as she is with Kodyax and they trust him to make sure she behaves herself but the dogs are all "foreigners" and thus must be monitored which actually amuses everyone involved and before things get too insane, the task force is pulled as Big Ben Bull talks to someone in the administration and they are forced to back off.

Late on Saturday night, Jonathan Smith who is also known as Major Victory is sitting on the beach chugging a keg of beer and just generally doing his best to consume enough alcohol to make himself drunk like he used to do before he became a superhero and basically defeat his body's superhuman ability to process poisons and thus not get drunk. Ocean City, New Jersey is a dry town and thus doing such things is actually frowned upon for more reasons than say, in Wildwood, New Jersey, but since he is a super normal police are rather inadequate for encouraging him to stop drinking. The police go to Ogre Bear to get him under control but before he can go and try to talk him out of his current state of affairs FARCE comes out in force.

Buster Move kicks up a ton of sand as he runs around Major Victory yelling insults as toy soldiers fire whipped cream pie cannons at him. Task Mocker fly above him dancing like a poseur to make fun of Jonathan Smith and the donkey is getting red with rage. Lady Goo-Goo is dancing and singing seductively but in the songs she is blatantly telling him that he will never touch in any fun way.

Major Victory rises to challenge Task Mocker but Slapstick and Commander Clown yank on his cape which causes him to choke. Q. P. Doll also does her best to sexually frustrate Major Victory and considering she is an adult squirrel in the body of a pre-teen girl accusations of pedophilia are launched at him if even looks at her wrong. Tom Foolery bull rushes Major Victory and begins to pound him into the sand.

Tom Foolery and Major Victory brawl their way to the ocean and beyond as the rest of FARCE just stands there and watches in stunned silence. This sets up a surprise attack from six of the seven ISULL members in town who sweep in and arrest the members of FARCE as Rabbit Ears ambushes Prank Caller in his hotel room. However, when there is a head count, Lady Goo-Goo is missing.

Drama Queen lets it slip that Lady Goo-Goo kind of wants between Ogre Bear's legs which is enough to get Maiden Russia going on a tear looking for Lady Goo-Goo. Rabbit Ears finds out and decides she doesn't care and goes for a shower only to ambushed by Lady Goo-Goo and knocked unconscious. Ogre Bear decides to let Sonja do what she's going to do and wants a shower himself, surprising Rabbit Ears if he can but if not, just rinsed off for dinner.

Lady Goo-Goo is hiding with the unconscious, tied and nude body of Rabbit Ears in the closet when Ogre Bear comes in, undresses and takes a shower. Considering this a perfect opportunity to get what she wants and thus undresses and surprises him in the shower. Kodyax is actually amused at this and gives her what she wants.

Kodyax knows that she should be in custody but since there is no way to contact the police without alerting the mink he decides the best way to rectify the situation is to fuck her silly and while she is recovering hand her over to the cops. Lady Goo-Goo clings to Ogre Bear and is actually oblivious to what is going on other than she is getting what she wants. The noise actually wakes up Rachel and upon discovers that she is nude and bound is pissed so she inchworms her way out of the closet to look for who is responsible for her current condition.

Rachel sees Lady Goo-Goo in the shower with Kodyax and does the math to figure out what happened to her. The rabbit then calms down enough to appreciate the irony of the situation and contemplates how she can inform Sonja of this and enjoy the fireworks. As it turns out, she doesn't have to, as an angry Maiden Russia storms in yelling death threats against Lady Goo-Goo who hears them and does her best to just remain silent and bounce up and down Kodyax's pole.

Sonja is at first livid when Kodyax comes out of the shower with Lady Goo-Goo still impaled by his member. She then sees Rachel tied up and nude which causes her to pause and contemplate the situation. The only reason she doesn't take advantage of the situation is because she is afraid that Goo-Goo will tattle to someone which will then get back to her mother in Russia and the fallout from that is more trouble than its worth.

Unfortunately for Sonja, Rachel is not as discreet and inchworms her way to her with lust in her eyes as for Rabbit Ears, Kodyax is busy and all this sex has made her horny and Sonja has just come in so the itch can be scratched, consequences be damned. Fortunately for Sonja and her reputation, Kodyax is all too aware of her situation as her brother was someone he tangled with as a pro wrestler and he has a very good idea what her mother is capable of and fucks Lady Goo-Goo in such a way that she is unaware of what is happening in the other room. Sonja for her part activates a beacon that summons other members of ISULL to her location and while it was intended as a way for members to find each other in the case of death traps, but in this situation what is going to be saved is her reputation as within their circle of friends the sleeping arrangements of the three are well known and kept as much a secret as possible.

The whole dog pack shows up on the doorstep of Ogre Bear's suite and sneaks in to find Rachel attempting to lick Sonja's camel toe as Ogre Bear himself is boinking Lady Goo-Goo. All four of them cover their muzzles to prevent themselves from laughing out loud and giving themselves away. They sneak up on the pair and wait until Kodyax is finished before taking her in.

Lady Goo-Goo is completely surprised when four dogs show up out of nowhere just after Ogre Bear blows a load inside of her. She is still in afterglow as they take her away and later all six of them treat Ogre Bear to dinner at Schmitty's with booze bought at the liquor store across the way from the clam bar and the affair turns into a grand party the likes the region has never seen before while Ocean City itself declares Ogre Bear and friends official heroes of the town, an honor they graciously accept.