The Fun-eral (#4)
Tina's grandfather, Larry had died overnight. Tina called the majority of her friends including Kayla, Lisa, Tyler, Taylor and Brittany to attend the funeral. Tina and her family were at the funeral home when Tyler and Taylor arrived. Tyler wearing a black suit, white undershirt, a black bowtie and this new dress-shoes. Taylor wore a black dress that went down to her thighs, with no sleeves. She wore white panties underneath (The good thing is, no midgets or small children attended the funeral. Nobody knew what she wore under.) with high-heels, which she still complained about. Tyler put his sunglasses in his pocket as he entered the building. They sat next to Tina, each with a grim expression. Tina said "Thank you guys for attending the funeral." between short cries with a false smile and tears streaming down her face. Taylor grabbed a napkin from her purse and wiped the tears from Tina's face as friends of Tina's family appeared. Tyler only cries from extreme physical pain, he could not cry from emotions. He had no idea why, it made him seem like he did not care. Tyler and Taylor said almost in unison "You're welcome. Anytime something important pops-up, we will be there." as Kayla and Lisa sat on the other side of Tina saying "Sorry we are late, traffic is insane. Brittany said she couldn't come, her mother wont let her. She is grounded for watching porn at school... Donald (The snitch at their school.) ratted her out, again.". Tina replied saying "That's alright, I will have to have a word with Donald on Monday....". Taylor texted Tyler saying "Enlighten the mood, their angry auras are driving me insane." Tyler and Taylor could both sense auras and reflected off of the aura they felt. They never told anybody in fear of being called insane or locked in a mental ward. Tyler said the first joke that came to mind. He said "I have successfully bred a bulldog and a shiatsu." Tina took him seriously and gave him an odd look as he continued "I call it a bullshit." with a slight chuckle. Nobody laughed. He texted Taylor saying "That went AMAZING! Your turn? BTW AMAZING was sarcasm.". Taylor said nothing and held hands with Tina. Tyler said "Oh I thought you meant a joke." to Taylor as she shushed him with her finger. The guy up-front started to speak. Tyler got lost in thought, drifting in everybody else's minds. He only got "Oh my god, I cannot believe this happened." or "He was old... Poor bastard.". By the time he had snapped back into reality, Taylor was being called up. Taylor unlike Tyler did not stutter and knew Larry well. Tyler knew what to say in his mind but would stutter or would shake and forget what he would say when he attempted to publically speak. Taylor's face was damp with tears as she started speaking "He was a good man. He was funny and great with children. He had a way with words and was a brave man. Larry will forever be missed by people around the world. Rest in peace, old friend.". She placed a bundle of flowers onto his closed casket and walked down to Tyler, who was shaking because the amount of people that were near him. Tyler could not control that. The whole time he was shaking, he was thinking "Damn, I look like a crack addict just shaking here.". Some time later, the funeral was over. People shook hands with Tina and her family and some paid their respects to Larry. The four people (Taylor, Tyler, Kayla, and Lisa.) that Tina invited paid their respects and headed back to their cars. (I had forgotten to mention that none of the kids, being 12-18 had a driver's license. Parents or relatives drove them.). Taylor walked to Tina and asked if she would like to stay the night. Tina agreed saying "I need a little time from my family, so why not?".
Taylor, Tina and Tyler (The Three Terrible T's) arrived at Taylor's house. Tyler came prepared. He got bags of ingredients and supplies needed for a meal from Taylor's cousin's car, a red Bugatti. Tyler made a full meal for the three, still learning how to cook. (Just to be descriptive, the meal was porkchops, mashed-potatoes, corn and for desert chocolate brownies.). Tyler didn't necessarily enjoy the meal, but that is because he was self-critical as Taylor told him. Taylor and Tina were on the couch, watching Scary Movie III (Not provided/sponsored by.) when Tyler walked in. Taylor's dog, Sammy came through the dog-door when Tyler served the food to Taylor, Tina and himself, sitting on the couch. Sammy, the golden retriever sat infront of Tyler, whining. Tyler shook the dog saying "Who's a good boy? Is Sammy a good boy?" as Sammy rolled over, wiggling for attention. Tyler said "Seems hungry. Mind if he has a porkchop?" to Taylor, who laughed slightly and said "Sure. Just know that he doesn't have to be any fatter than he already is." as Tyler said "He isn't fat, just fluffy." through a hearty laughter. Tyler failed in making the dog sit upright for a porkchop, so he just removed the bone and tossed it above Sammy, who caught it in his jaw and walked over to the couch. Tyler was about to return to his spot on the couch when Sammy decides to jump up onto the couch, and lay his head on Taylor. Tyler said "You lil' rascal!" and playfully shook Sammy. The commercials went off and the girls shushed Tyler loudly, as if it was their first time watching the movie.
The movie went off and Tina gave a mighty yawn. It was 11:36 PM. Taylor asked Tina and Tyler to come upstairs, to her bedroom. Sammy of course trailed the three up the stairs. They arrived to Taylor's bedroom and Tyler fell asleep on Taylor's bed within minutes. Tina painted "R.K.O" on his face with red washable paint. Taylor started to laugh which started to wake Tyler up. Tyler thought it was his siblings, he is used to them waking him up through laughing or yelling so he went back to sleep. Taylor lay on her side, infront of the sleeping Tyler who also lay on his side. Tina lay on the waterbed that Taylor had for friends who were staying the night.
When Tyler awoke, Taylor was still sleeping, still spooning with Tyler. He heard Sammy panting and guessed that he wanted to get out of the room. He got up, his eyes blurry and saw barely saw Sammy's tail moving on the other side of the bed. He went around the bed and saw Sammy on-top of the naked Tina, his canine cock buried inside her pussy. Tyler let out a startled gasp, which alerted Tina. Tina squealed which awoke Taylor, who was seemingly dazed. Taylor looked over to Tyler who was staring with confusion of what was happening infront of him, his eyes adapting to the light. Taylor said "What's wrong with Sammy? Is he sick? Did Tina already leave?" as she walked over to Tyler who said "No. They are making some SalTinas." (Joking about saltines, the crackers.). Taylor gasped loudly in shock as Sammy dismounted Tina and went under the bed, his eyes gazing at their feet. "Well good morning." said Tina, a look of embarrassment in her eyes as she blushed a deep red. Tina had scrounged up the courage to ask "Can.... We continue?". Tyler said "Taylor? Your dog." Taylor said "Uh....... Hard decision. My friends affair with my dog... I guess. I don't want to be a cockblock, no matter what cock.". Tina said "Thanks, Taylor!" as she whistled for Sammy to come back to her. Sammy, not knowing what to do sat their and looked confused until Tina tapped her pussy, getting the dog's attention. Sammy placed his face on Tina's pussy and slipped his tongue fully into Tina's pussy, making her squirt ever so slightly. The dog stopped when Tyler called him. Sammy figured exactly what Tyler wanted him to do. He climbed on-top of Tina, his cock lining up with her pussy and his face level with her titties. Sammy kept thrusting and Tina kept moaning. Taylor's cousin had been waiting outside. The moaning made him think the three of us were having sex or Tyler and Taylor were having sex. Taylor's cousin, Rick kicks open the front door. Tyler says "Who would you suppose that is? Rick?" as he locked the door and used his body as a meat shield to block the door. Rick charged up the second-floor stairs and started pounding on the door. Taylor shouted "Get out or I call the police!" as Rick started to body slam the door. Tyler motioned for her to hide in the closet with Sammy and Tina. Tyler waited for them to be well hidden before he unlocked the door and ran to Taylor's bed. It took Rick a few charges to be able to finally break through the door.
Rick charged Tyler with anger. Tyler felt his aura and predicted his next move. Tyler stepped to the left, leaving his right foot in position to trip Rick. "You bastard! I'll fucking kill you for banging my cousin!" Rick shouted. "It's not like that as of now!" shouted Tyler as Rick charged him yet again. Tyler dove for his legs, making him fall face-first onto the carpet, getting rug-burn. Sammy started growling as he heard the shouts of anger from Rick. Taylor put her hands over his muzzle to silence him. I know you are in that closet, Taylor!" shouted Rick. "Go for it." said Tyler. "I will!" shouted Rick as he charged to the closet. Sammy broke free of Taylor's arms and broke through the closet door first, biting Rick in the ankle. Rick shouted in pain as he pulled out his box-cutter. Tyler quickly leapt over to him to step on that hand. Success! Tyler had kicked the blade from Ricks hand, under the bed. Rick managed to get a good hit on Tyler's chin, making Tyler stumble back. "Cheap shot." said Tyler as he checked for blood. No blood, just sweat. Tyler whistled and pointed to Rick, telling Sammy to bite him on his arm. "STOP! Rick get out NOW or I call both the police and mom!" said Taylor, standing defiantly in the doorway to the closet. "You win this time, Tyler. I'll be there when your little whore isn't there to save you." said Rick. "I won that without her, you fool! Very well, I will defeat you yet again. Any set time?" said Tyler, grabbing the box-cutter from under the bed. Rick was about to kick Tyler but Sammy bit his leg, again. "Good boy, Sammy!" said Taylor, getting a treat for Sammy. Tyler pointed to the stairs and looked at Rick. Tyler handed Rick the box-cutter as he neared the steps. "You fool!" Rick whispered as he swung for Tyler's face with the box-cutter, skimming Tyler's left cheek ever so slightly, enough to make him bleed. Tyler grabbed Rick's arm, wiping his face. Rick groaned in agony. Tyler then kicked Rick down the stairs.
Rick got up, bleeding and shouting about revenge coming swiftly as he limped out of the building. "Continue." said Tyler, facing the girls and Sammy as they went back to Taylor's room. Tyler picked up the broken door and leaned it against the wall "I will fix that later.". He pet Sammy as Tina whistled for him to come over. Tina was on her hands and knees, facing away from Sammy. Sammy mounted Tina yet again, this time putting his cock in Tina's ass. After some time, Sammy's knot grew as he neared his climax. Sammy shot semen into Tina's ass, his knot locking the two in place. "That was... different.." said Tina. "Indeed it was." said Tyler, feeling triumphant. "Tyler should the humans have sex at your house, in your secret room?" "I don't see why not. I also decorated it a little more in places there was nothing." "How so?" said Taylor. "I added posters and stuff. Pictures I found on the internet." said Tyler. "What room? Where? How did you even....? How long have you had it?" asked Tina. "Long story short, I paid a technician and yeah." said Tyler, cutting Tina off before she could ask anymore questions.
They arrived at Tyler's house, Tyler leading. Tyler went up the stairs and into his room. "Casa de Tyler." said Tyler, who couldn't speak Spanish that well. Tyler walked over to the bookshelves. Taylor pushed open the door and started to search for the hidden key that was behind the loose brick. "Where is it?" said Taylor, confused. "I moved it." said Tyler as he pulled a new lever that was under his bed, opening part of the brick wall, exposing a safe. "WOAH!" exclaimed both the girls, giving Tyler a smile. Tyler turned the knob on the safe "34, 38, 21, 03" he counted aloud, too low for anybody to hear. Tyler grabbed the key to the hatch. He opened the hatch as Taylor pulled the lever, closing the key-safe, closed the door and headed back into the room. The three squinted their eyes at the bright, neon green room. "By decorated a little more, I meant put up some posters of naked anime people, cause why not? Also I got some more stuff." said Tyler as the girls looked around in astonishment. Taylor grabbed Tina's hands and pulled her to the girls' closet. There were dildos, double-sided dildos, the same old magazines, some new vibrators, strap-ons and even some five hour energy, just for a desperate moment. Taylor went to the boys' closet and saw the same magazines, condoms, Viagra (Tyler didn't need or use that.) and some five hour energy. Tyler was prepared for everything. "That's not all." said Tyler as he pressed the same button, dimming the lights to a light pink, pulling up the stripper pole, a small bed for you to get a nice massage on, a new seesaw which Tyler edited to have a dildo in each end, the same old shelves with lube, spermicide and oils and the button also pulled up some sex dolls in the corner, for some forever alone friends. "And..." said Tyler, reaching under the bed grabbed the same old diamond-studded collar and leash, recorder (Which Tyler didn't often use.) and a few vials (Tyler might want a sperm sample or something. Maybe even collect somebody's urine. Don't knock it till you try it.). "Wow, you've got quite the ":arsenal" said Taylor. "Grab whatever supplies you will use. Thieves will be shot." he played around, squirting a water-gun. Taylor grabbed the double-sided dildo, some oils, lube and some five hour energy, incase one of them got tired during "the act". Tina just sat on the bed, undressed. Tyler grabbed the leash and collar set and three vials. He placed each under the bed for when he needed them.
Tyler and Taylor got undressed, putting their clothes in a bin that was next to the hatch. Tyler's cheek had stopped bleeding and he bandaged it to stop it from bleeding. Tyler got onto the stool to be able to get onto the bed for massages. Taylor added oils to her hand as Tyler laid down, putting his face and erect cock through perfectly fitting holes. Taylor started to give Tyler a sensual massage, which felt good and loosened his stiff muscles. Taylor squeezed Tyler's ass, spreading his cheeks then closing and so on. Tina understood that she wouldn't be getting any attention on the bed where she was so she got under the bed Tyler was on and started to suck his cock. Tyler's cock was halfway into Tina's mouth when suddenly, Taylor started to circle Tyler's asshole with a dildo. There was lube on the end of the dildo, Taylor used her free hand to rub some over his ass. Tyler grunted when his dick was deep inside of Tina's throat, Taylor was simultaneously putting the dildo in Tyler's ass. She put it half-way in and said "Be right back. I forgot something.". She came out with a strap-on on. When she came out, Tina was upside-down, her legs wrapped around Tyler's neck, her pussy in his face. Taylor placed the tip of the strap-on on Tyler's asshole. She slowly thrusted (It was her fist time being in "the male position". She only knew the basics from watching porn or watching Tyler have sex.). Tyler was being worn out. He slowly put his tongue deeper and deeper into Tina's pussy. Tina began to get light headed when Tyler's climax came. He was overwhelmed, he started to release a little semen, Tina quickly placing her mouth under the constant stream of cum. Tina's mouth was soon filled. She swallowed what she could and put the rest in a medium vial. "Ejaculate much?" said Tina, referring to a meme. Taylor enjoyed being put in "the male position". Tyler was panting heavily as he turned over. "Asthma sucks ass. I hate it... #WorthTheSex!" he said. By the time he had recollected his breath, the girls were on the bed, a double-sided dildo in-between them. Taylor was on top. She pushed half of the double-sided dildo into Tina's ass, making her squeal, the other half in Taylor's ass. Taylor started to ride the dildo, pushing it farther into Tina every time she came down. Every time she came down, her pussy smashed into Tina's. Tyler grabbed two dildos. One for Tina and one for Taylor. He slowly pushed one into Tina's pussy, overwhelming her. When Tyler moved onto Taylor, Tina pushed the dildo in as far as it could go. Taylor did the same when Tyler stood at the end of the bed, grabbing one of both of their titties. Tina was the first to have an orgasm. She spilled her juices onto the dildo and bed, Tyler catching what he could with both his mouth and a vial. Tyler took the empty vial and crammed it into Taylor's pussy, waiting for her orgasm. Tyler rubbed her clit slowly as he moved his dick to her mouth. She took all of Tyler's dick, still dripping with semen into her mouth at once, making her gag a little. Taylor had an orgasm, her juices streaming onto the bed, being quickly lapped up by Tina. Tyler pressed the button again, undoing everything that had been done by pressing the button the first time. Tyler went to the wall closest to the hatch and opened what seemed to be a thermostat. That was a cover, to fool any intruder. Tyler opened it, pressed some color-code buttons and opened another secret door. This door led to a bathroom. It had a toilet, a shower that was half the room's size, a mirror, two sinks and everything that was needed for a shower. In the corner that was nearest to the door, there was a large hot-tub. Tyler said "Should we shower with no further sexual intercourse or should we just hop in the hot-tub for some time?", Taylor said "I would like to kiss and hold eachother, no matter what is picked." and Tina said "I like the hot-tub idea. I agree with Taylor. Can we, Tyler?", Tyler said "Sure.". They got into the large hot-tub, still fully nude. Taylor sat on Tyler's right leg, kissing his face. Tina was on his left leg, rubbing his chest and kissing his neck. Tyler had his arms around both girls, licking one of their titties every now and then to get a quick moan. Taylor and Tina started a sensual kiss and Tina climbed over to Taylor, standing above her. Tyler's dick was right under Tina's pussy, barely peeking out of the water. Tina crouched down to scissor with Taylor, but Tyler's cock was in the way. "You done got cockblocked." said Tyler, chuckling. Tina rubbed his dick with her pussy, his tip hitting her clit roughly every now and then. Taylor started to mimic her, but on the other side. That continued until Tyler ejaculated again, his buoyant cum floating atop the water, only to be sucked up by the girls. Tyler had fallen asleep shortly after for about 27 minutes. He woke us and both girls were sleeping on his chest, their pussies rubbing against his legs. Tyler danced two of his fingers on each of their clits to wake them up. They got out of the water, looking like old people. "We look old LOL!" said Taylor. "Im a prune." said Tyler. Tina just looked doped-up and stared at them and their water-wrinkles.