Dog Gone Day - Intro (BEGIN HERE)
All good stories start from somewhere.
Greetings, dear reader, and welcome to my Choose Your Own Adventure story. You'll definitely be tracing along these for a while, so it's best to get introductions done now beforehand.
Who am I? Why, I'm the narrator, here to guide you on your adventure.
Why? Well, uh...that's not important!
The important thing is, this story is about you. Surely, you've at least heard of Choose Your Own Adventures, right? They're basically stories that you change based on decisions that are given to you. Some are good, some are bad; some drives the story in a completely different direction, and some can mean your end...
If any branches cut short at the time of this reading, or maybe even missing altogether, don't fret; this story is a work-in-progress, and will be completed within due time. You'll probably ask me why I don't just finish it all before I submit it in bulk? Well, that's a-well, it's...reasons...I'm lazy.
Okay, sir, or ma'am, or...fuck, this is going to be confusing. Are you a male or a female?