Paladin's Day Off
#3 of Furry Joke Classics
Told to a group of lusty males during the small hours at a typical Éradorrian inn:
A big water buffalo paladin was having a day off from his herioc deeds and quests, having a quiet stroll in the woods some distance from the great city in which he lived. Not being on duty, he was walking barechested, only wearing some common cotton trousers and no armor on his big muscular body. He suddenly heard the sound of whimpering and cries for help in the distance, and rushed to the origin of the sound. There he saw a completely naked young sand mouse femme who was bound with her back against a beech tree, strong ropes keeping her in place and a wet stream slowly running down her inner thigh. "What has happened here?" he said as he went closer. -"The Lifegiver be praised!" she said, her eyes filled with tears. "A brutish wild dog stripped me, bound me here and raped me for hours with his big canine cock, filling me with his seed!"
The water buffalo paladin's eyes widened at the statement, his eyebrows lifting. -"So you screamed for help?" he said. -"Yes I screamed all the time he was doing it" she replied. -"At the top of your lungs?" he asked. -"Yes, yes!" she sobbed "as loud as I could!" -"And no-one could hear you, this close to the city?" he inquired. -"No, it's too far away" the naked rodent girl replied. The water buffalo undid his trousers, revealing his enormous rod and huge, full low-hanging gonads saying "well, my dear. Then be prepared to scream again ..."