Rock and roll
So, I was digging through my old school work, I found some stories... This is a funny one!
"I'm home!" Shouted Rock. A middle aged rock.His wife. A blonde haired rock named Roxane said "hi Rock, how are you?"Rock said "good. You?"Roxane said "I am good"They sat down for lunch, when a giant hand reached down and grabbed Roxane. The hand than tossed Roxane, she shouted "HELP ME!!" She than skipped on the water 3 times and sank.Rock called his Bff, a flying pie! Rock said " pie, I need your help"Pie said "I will help, But I can't go under-water" Rock climbed on pie's back and they flew to where Roxane landed in the water. Pie said "you cant swim! so if you go down there than you cant swim out!"A mysterious voice said "I can help you, Rock" and a pizza slice rose from the water. He said "I can give you the power to swim... but there will be a test to see if you are worthy of such a power!"Rock said "I guess I have no choice"The pizza grinned and the giant hand grabbed pie, the pizza explained "if you save him, you will not get the power to swim... if you don't save him, he will die... But you will get the power to swim and save your wife!"Rock jumped-up, knocking pie from the hand than he kicked off the hand sending him flying into the water. He grabbed Roxane and walking on the see floor, brought her to shore.When they got to shore. Pizza was holding pie at gun point, pizza said " I did not think you would save them both... I must fix that!"Pizza fired the gun, Rock launched himself with enough force to punch a hole clean trough pizza. Trough his dyeing breath pie said "looks like I reached my best before date" and died. Rock and Roxane said there final good byes to the pie.A mysterious voice said "looks like my ways have been wrong all along!... I could fix this by giving pie new life or dividing by zero" the voice seamed to go away for a second, then it was back. it said "think of a number between 1 and 10"Rock said "6"the voice said "okay... lets see... 6... divided by 0 equals!" and the universe was no more.the endSo I wrote this in grade ten! the worst part is that on the top of the paper is "100%" written in red ink.