Twelve Days of a Naughty Furry Christmas
A little "Furries Ruin Everything" joke I thought of when listening to 12 Days of Christmas. Enjoy and may your Christmas be naughty too.
On the First day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Some Surprise Sex in my Butt. (Jackpot)
On the Second day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Two Rubber Drones (Good things cum in pairs)
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.
On the Third day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Three Ball Gags (A good lover is seen and not heard)
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.
On the Fourth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Four Chastity Belts (The hottest designs to deny)
Three Ball Gags
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.
On the Fifth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Five Golden Cockrings (Oh please, you were thinking the same thing)
Four Chastity Belts
Three Ball Gags
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.
On the Sixth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Six Egg Laying Tentacles (The hottest toy of the season on every Furries list)
Five Golden Cockrings (Can we hurry up. I got Tentacles waiting!)
Four Chastity Belts
Three Ball Gags
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt. (With Tentacles!)
ONE WEEK LATER
(What can I say, they know how to fill a Deer up.)
On the "Seventh" day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Seven Inflating Plushies (Tickle me Elmo has grown up)
Six Egg Laying Tentacles
Five Golden Cockrings
Four Chastity Belts
Three Ball Gags
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.
On the eighth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Eight Machines for Milking (For those who want a real protein shake)
Seven Inflating Plushies
Six Egg Laying Tentacles
Five Golden Cockrings
Four Chastity Belts
Three Ball Gags
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.
On the Ninth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Nine Wooden Paddles (I'm surprised I can still feel anything)
Eight Machines for Milking
Seven Inflating Plushies
Six Egg Laying Tentacles
Five Golden Cockrings
Four Chastity Belts
Three Ball Gags
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.
On the Tenth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Ten Vibrating Butt Plugs (Caution! Slippery when wet)
Nine Wooden Paddles
Eight Machines for Milking
Seven Inflating Plushies
Six Egg Laying Tentacles
Five Golden Cockrings
Four Chastity Belts
Three Ball Gags
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Eleven Musky Jockstraps (What? I have a preference.)
Ten Vibrating Butt Plugs
Nine Wooden Paddles
Eight Machines for Milking
Seven Inflating Plushies
Six Egg Laying Tentacles
Five Golden Cockrings
Four Chastity Belts
Three Ball Gags
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt.
One more! Here we go!
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my fluff butt gave to me
Twelve Bad Dragon Dildos (God I love that Fox)
Eleven Musky Jockstraps
Ten Vibrating Butt Plugs
Nine Wooden Paddles
Eight Machines for Milking
Seven Inflating Plushies
Six Egg Laying Tentacles
Five Golden Cockrings
Four Chastity Belts
Three Ball Gags
Two Rubber Drones
And then Surprise Sex in my Butt!
It's going to be a very white Christmas. #Notsorry;P