Chaos' three toony wishes

Story by Clockworker on SoFurry

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The next story we have for 44Chaos44 following Chaos after hunting down a good friend for a game the two of them were playing. His reward is simple, three wishes of whatever he wants~ Surely this toony genie doesn't have any ulterior motives~

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Chaos huffs slightly, lifting the heavy stone box from the ground. It had taken some time but he had finally found it. He was never sure where it would appear, when, or how. That’s just how it worked, some weird toon logic or something. But he had gotten wind of strange, magical happenings in the desert so not having any other leads the husky decided to follow it. Looking over the box he took note of the toony designs etched into it. While they were made to look ancient, Chaos could tell they were made recently. A cartoony Jackal face looks back from the carvings, giving Chaos a teasing wink. Chaos smirks softly and sets the box into his bag. “Alright, let’s go ahead and get you back to somewhere a bit more private so we can catch up.” He murmurs quietly, as if talking to the box. Hefting his bag up he covers the hole he had made before starting to walk. The trek back to town took a good bit of time. Left to the mercy of winds as he makes his way through the sandy dunes. By the time he reaches the edge of town the sun had started to set, no doubt perfectly planned by his “contained” friend. Settling back into the inn room Chaos sighs softly. “Alright, let’s go ahead and get you out of there.” He remarks quietly as he opens up his bag, pulling out the box and setting it on the edge of the bed. Despite having sitting in the sands for who knows how long the box was completely clean now, looking brand new. The husky smirks slightly, knowing that he had found the right one. The top of the stone box came off with ease, sliding off to reveal the lamp inside, like the outside of the box the lamp itself was bright. If one were to look at it wrong they might even mistake it for a drawing. The thing looked like a cartoon come to life, the thick black outline around it the only thing giving it definition. Chaos examines it a bit closer, smiling a bit as he lets it rest in his lap. “I will never understand how you can live in such a tiny space, you know that?” He teases slightly, resting his free paw on his cheek, lightly tapping a claw against the top of the lamp, not quite rubbing it yet. After a moment or two of admiring the object he decides it’s time to finish their little game. Pressing his palm against the side of the lamp he gives it three firm rubs. Each one seems to send small pulses of light throughout the lamp. Almost like the husky was shining it, as soon as the third rub finishes the lamp begins to glow softly smoke pouring from the spout at the end. Billowing out in such an amount that it soon covers the entire ground around Chaos. Huffing softly the husky sets the object down on the ground, crossing his arms as he stares at the smoke pouring out. Slowly, but surely the lamp itself is soon swallowed by the smoke, and only then does it start to move. Swirling around the lamp the smoke kicks up a small wind, not enough to damage anything but certainly enough to kick up papers, and other small objects. Throwing them all around as a figure begins to form in the smoke “Ahahahaha~ So you have finally found me, my dear little Chaos~” A booming voice echoes from the smoke as a hand shoots out, stretching all the way to give Chaos a small tap on his snout. The remaining pillar collects and solidifies, Toonubis grins as he floats in the air. Leaning forwards ever so slightly as he rests his muzzle on his paws. “Well, well you were pretty quick. It only took you 3 months to find me~” He says, rolling over slightly as he tilts his head back to stare at Chaos. “I was hoping it would take you a bit longer, a big adventure and stuff. But no, you really came prepared didn’t ya?” Toonubis asks as his cartoony hands reach out again. Grabbing a hold of some of the tools and slips of paper Chaos had collected, all of them used to find, and guide him to the lamp. “Well, a deal is a deal if I do say so myself.” The toon genie holds out his hand. “You found me in our little game of hide and seek so I think I finally owe you a few wishes.” He offers a hand out to Chaos with a smile. The two of them had been in a bit of a bet. While Chaos had been friends with the toon genie for some time he had never really bothered to ask about wishes. It was Toonibus himself who brought it up. Proposing a bit of a game where Chaos would find him, and if he did he would grant whatever he wanted. Not wanting to turn down such an offer, Chaos took it of course! Here he was now, standing in front of the genie. Smiling back he reaches out, firmly grasping his hand and giving it a quick firm shake. “Of course, I have to admit, it was more fun than I thought it would be. I didn’t really expect you to give me a hint~” Chaos replies with a small laugh. Toonibus shrugs a bit, pulling his hand back as he crosses them. “Well, I thought it was only fair after all.” The genie remarks with a small laugh. “This is a small place after all, I didn’t really expect you to find that lead so quickly, but well you did. Now I am yours to do with as you wish~” Holding a hand up he flicks up three fingers. “How about three wishes, the usual for those who summon me from my lamp, but I’ll give you whatever you want, no strings attached~” The toon jackal explains, holding out his hands as strings wrap between his fingers before suddenly vanishing. A bit of a grin on his face as he laughs. “So, sounds like a good deal Chaos, buddy?” He questions with a wink to his pal. Chaos gives a small huff from his snout, giving a short nod to the toon as he thinks for a few moments. He actually hadn’t really thought of what he would want as a reward. He was so caught up in the fun of the chase that it never had even crossed his mind. He knew that Toonibus could grant wishes but he never really even asked about it, after all they were friends. He didn’t want to just take advantage of his cartoony friend. “Hmm wishes huh? Are you sure?” Chaos questions curiously, giving a small tilt of his head, Toonubis just chuckles again, giving a short nod. “If you’re positive then yeah~ I’ll think of some wishes to give you.” The husky replies. “Though for tonight how about we catch up a bit?” He offers, Toonubis seemed a bit disappointed by the reply but still smiles, nodding to the husky as he floats over to a bed, “sitting” on it. Over the course of the night the two of them simply talk. For anyone else it might seem strange that a wish granting deity, and a simple husky were talking like good friends. But Chaos wanted to enjoy the time… Plus he really had no good ideas for wishes at the moment. The two of them talk throughout the night. Making idle chatting as they caught up. Eventually however Chaos starts to feel exhaustion slowly over taking him. Yawning softly the husky struggled to keep his eyes open, laying back he drifted off to sleep. Toonubis floats nearby as he huffs slightly. “Well, it's only one more night after all~” He says with a snarky laugh and shrug. “What’s one more day to a powerful wish granter like myself, soon enough I’ll have someone else to spend the rest of time with.” With that the smoke from his body starts to swirl once more, slowly being sucked into the lamp. Even though he didn’t need to sleep, the genie didn’t have anything else to do. Chaos sleeps peacefully throughout the night, though his dreams are plagued with silly, toony antics. Filling his head with small ideas~ As the next morning comes around Chaos yawns, stretching as he gets comfortable enough to rub softly at his head. He barely had any time to wake up before he felt a massive rumble in his gut. Wincing slightly at the feeling he hadn’t realized how little he had eaten until right now. He was absolutely starving! Huffing softly Chaos groans as he rubs the back of his head. “Do I even have enough money for a proper meal?” He wonders aloud to himself, swiping up his wallet. He had set aside some cash for food while he was out here, but he found things were a bit more expensive than he had thought. A small huff leaves his mouth, rubbing the back of his head with a bit of annoyance. Upon hearing this smoke fills the room once more as Toonubis appears once more, grinning a bit at his friend, cocking his head a bit to the side. “Well then, having some trouble hmm?” He questions, with a bit of a smug tone. Leaning forwards, and raising a bit of a brow he smiles at Chaos. “Think you might have your first wish ready?” Chaos thought on this for a bit, he didn’t want to waste his wish after all. He couldn’t help but feel like Toonubis was trying to bait him into wasting a wish on something silly, Chaos smirks back slightly. “Okay, sure.. I wish I could get whatever I wanted with ease.” He hopes he worded it in the correct way. He could wish for all the money he wanted, or all the food he could eat, but that would be too limited. Toonubis reaches out, grabbing hold of Chaos’ clothes, the husky looking down in a bit of confusion. Wondering just what the jackal was planning. Giving one yank the husky yelps in surprise as he goes to cover himself up. But right under his clothes.. Were Toonubis’. “W-what?” He questions, examining the clothes a bit, noticing how strange they looked on him. They were cartoony, having a thick black outline around the edges, and having a strange.. Rubbery feel, while still feeling like cloth. Chaos frowns slightly, looking back up to his friend. “Alright, alright, very funny. So are you going to grant this wish or was it not good enough?” He questions curiously, Toonubis only laughing and shaking his head. “Oh come now Chaos, do you really think I’d joke with you on something so serious. I gave you what you wanted~” He says, reaching into the cuff around his neck, pulling out a fat wad of cash. “My clothes have a special hammer space all inside of it. Inside, you have access to whatever you can imagine. You only have to think of it to grasp it.” He explains with a wide grin. Chaos takes the money, looking down and flipping through it. He thought it was real at first, but a single look at the bill showed Toonubis’ face smiling back on it. But deciding to give it a shot he clothes his eyes and reaches into one of his sleeves. He does his best to focus. Before pulling his hand back, yanking out another handful of cash, though this time one look proved that they were proper bills this time. “See! What did I tell ya~ Whatever you want, in the palm of your hand.” Toonubis remarks, giving a small laugh before reaching out and giving a small bop on his snout. “Why don’t you try something else? See what you can think of~” Chaos reaches back into his clothes once more, trying to focus on something grander. But as his stomach rumbles loudly again he groans softly, before pulling out a nicely cooked breakfast. “H-huh?” He tilts his head a bit, looking down towards the plate before shrugging, and starting to eat. The food itself does taste great, in fact probably the best breakfast he’s ever had. But there was also a bit of a strange, lingering taste to the whole thing. Something about it felt just a bit rubbery in his mouth. Not enough to bother him but the eggs, and meat seem to stretch and squash in his mouth with every chew. “Hmm, what’s up with this meal?” He questions looking up to Toonubis. “Hmm? Oh yeah, that’s right I always forget you’re not all too used to toon food~ Everything you pull out of our hammerspace will be toon adjacent even if you try to make it so it’s not.” The cartoony wish granter explains giving another snap of his fingers, summoning his own meal as he starts to eat. “Mrff, pershonally I don’t have any isshue with it.” He adds, his mouth full as he swallows the meal, Chaos looks down himself, poking a bit at one of the sausages before starting to eat. “Hmm, it’s amazing don’t get me wrong.. Just something I need to get used to.” He says, despite his initial hesitation he downs the rest of the meal pretty quickly, giving his belly a few small rubs before letting out a small huff. “Alright, I think that’s enough messing around… You want to check out the area? My flight doesn’t leave until early tomorrow, maybe we could check the place out a bit?” Toonubis smiles a bit at Chaos, he had to admit the mortal was cute, reaching a hand out he gives him a few small pats on the head. “Hmm I think it could be fun, but be sure to think about those wishes a bit more. I really want to see what you could come up with~” He says with another quick laugh before poofing into a bit of a more solid form, landing on both of his paws. Taking a few moments to stretch, the genie hadn’t used such a form in a long time. Even if he didn’t need to stretch, the toon felt it was fitting for the moment. “Alright, go ahead and lead the way~” Chaos blushes slightly, reaching up as he rubs the back of his head. Letting out a small huff as he starts to walk. Using his new hammerspace the Husky pulls out a hat to replace the previous one that Toonubis had destroyed, setting it on his head to protect himself from the sun. Curiously Toonubis follows behind looking over Chaos curiously. “Hmm? So why the hat?~” He questions, already knowing why he was wearing it, but pushing slightly. Chaos looks back towards the Genie with a raised brow. “Mostly because mortal non-toons like me can’t really just go around in whatever, we do have to take care of our bodies..” Though right as he finishes that he feels a question welling up in his mind. What if he didn’t have to? He had any kind of wish he wanted after all. Thinking a bit on that he turns his attention back to his friend with a bit of a smile. “You said there weren't really any limits to my wishes right?” He asks curiously, Toonubis crossing his arms with a short nod letting Chaos take all those thoughts in as he debated what to say. “Hmm.. In that case, I wish my body was indestructible~” Toonubis grins softly. “I see, I think that can work~” He says softly as they walk through town. Things suddenly freeze around them. “Don’t worry too much, just want to make sure we don’t scare anyone~” He explains as he steps in front of Chaos, stopping him in his tracks. Holding his hands up and pressing his fingers together into a viewfinder, peering through it as he looks over Chaos. “Okay, okay.. Just need to do a bit of this~” He says before reaching out, giving a firm tug on Chaos’ ears, forcing a small yelp of surprise from the husky’s mouth. Though before he could even try to swat the toon’s hands away he was already moving them down the sides of Chaos’ head. It almost felt like he was pulling something out of his body, shuttering heavily as he closed one eye. He couldn’t get a good look at what was happening but Toonubis didn’t pause. Simply humming a soft, silly tune as he tugs all over Chaos’ body. Soon enough though he reaches the canine arms’ one hand on each one as he can feel his entire form freezing up. Managing to turn his head down even just a bit Chaos watches as wherever Toonubis tugs leaves behind a deep black line along the outside of his body. He can only really stare, slight hints of confusion leaving his mouth as Toonubis giggles. “Well, what’s the best way of becoming indestructible aside from being a toon~” He states as if it were a matter of fact, not even looking up from his body as he continued on with his work. Moving further, and further down his body. Chaos could see his fur even brightening somewhat. The color saturation turned into something more cartoony. He couldn’t believe what he was looking at, he couldn’t believe how strange it felt. To be turned into a true toon. A deeper blush spreads across his face as Toonubis kneels down, lifting up one of Chaos’ paws. Running his claws through each of their toes with a slight murr. “Almost there, almost there~” He teases, knowing just how strange this all felt to Chaos. The husky could tell too that he was having fun with it, if he had to grant wishes he clearly wanted to have a bit of fun with the now new toon. Once Chaos’ body was fully transformed into a toon he looks over himself pinching a bit of his slightly rubbery flesh. Giving it a small tug before watching it bounce around as he lets go. “Huh.. I-I uh.. I see..” He says quietly, Chaos had to admit it didn’t really feel bad, it just felt weird. Like his entire body had twisted and just changed so suddenly. Converting from a mortal, into something vastly different. Blushing a bit deeper he turns his attention back up. “Well not exactly what I had in mind, though it doesn’t really-” He trails off as he locks eyes with Toonubis, and the wide beaming grin on his face. Though more specifically his eyes locked onto the massive hammer that the cartoon was now holding above his head. Sticking his tongue out as Chaos goes to open his mouth. Though before he could even hope to get a single word out the wooden mallet comes down, smashing down right on top of him. Chaos quickly raises his hands, as if he thought that would protect him. As the hammer connects with his body however he feels his entire form compress downwards. While the husky expected pain he instead felt a simple tingle through his body as he’s squashed down into a flat disk. Toonubis swipes him up as the hammer suddenly vanishes. “Eheheh~ Pretty nice huh?” He questions before giving Chaos a few waves through the air, unfurling his flattened body before pumping him back up to full size. Setting him back down Chaos stumbles back and forth slightly before looking over his body with a bit of a blush. “W-wha? What just… Happened?” He questions feeling over his body, he was still alive, and together.. Of course he was; he had been turned into a toon. He shakes his head a bit as he comes to his senses. “I feel so light, and bouncy though~ This feels so strange~” He muses aloud to himself, a slight chuckle leaving his mouth as he bounces slightly on his new paws. Toonubis smiles and unfreezes the world around him as the two of them start to walk again. While wandering Chaos explores his new body a bit. He was surprised at just how bouncy his body was. Somehow bouncing with every step, while also staying in place. Toonubis walked right next to him with a smile. The jackal genie continues to tease, and question Chaos about his last wish. But the husky was so lost in his new form that he didn’t even notice where they were going. Tripping and tumbling over himself Chaos falls forwards splatting against the ground. Pulling himself off the ground with a cartoonish SPRROOING As his muzzle wobbles back into place. “Grrff.. Being a toon isn’t bad but.. Eugh how do you get used to this?” He murmurs, a lightbulb flashes over Chaos’ head as he smiles wide. “Okay, for my last wish, I wish I had a lifetime of experience living as a toon!” He didn’t even think of the wording this time. Toonubis stares for a few moments before taking a deep bow to the other toon. “Well, if you wish it~” He says, reaching out, giving Chaos’ snout a small tap. As soon as his paw makes contact with the husky’s snout his nose honks softly. The sound fills his ears as his eyes slowly start to swirl. “There we are, alright. Well first things first, if you want all that experience you’re gonna need to look the look~” Toonubis explains to the zonked out canine. He starts to pull all over Chaos’ body again, though this time getting a good bit more rough with the now toon’s body. Squishing and tugging all over as he slowly reworks his friend’s body. Pulling his ears out longer, reshaping his snout, making his nose a good bit larger. “Hmmm.. Something doesn’t seem quite right though..” He muses aloud while looking over his snout. Snapping his fingers Toonubis reaches into his hammerspace pulling out a large paint pallet. “Hmm hmm~” The genie hums to himself as he dips his tail into the paint. Slowly starting to wash it over Chaos’ face, painting it, and redoing his fur with his hands. Slowly bit by bit he reshapes the husky’s face into that of a jackal’s until it was just like his. Once he was happy with the face he started to move downwards, painting over every part of his fur, feeling over his transforming friend until finally he is a mirror image of Toonubis. “Now let’s get to all that mental experience~” He laughs, peering into Chaos’ ear, tsk tsking softly. “Well this won’t do you have too much in this silly head of yours already.” Sticking his tongue out Toonubis reaches into his friend’s ears, digging around inside as he moves some things aside, and pushes others out through the otherside. Checking every now, and then to see just how empty that head of his was. Once he had gotten rid of everything he deemed unneeded he reaches into his hammerspace again, pulling out a large stack of papers. A cartoon script, which he proceeds to stuff deep into Chaos’ ear, the now toony jackal goes rigid for a moment as his mind soaks up all of the information on the sheet, mixed in is a ref sheet of who he of course always was. After a few moments Toonubis blinks, looking around and then over himself with a bit of a grin. “Ohh, I am looking snazzy today~” He says, the other Toonubis chuckling slightly as he wraps an arm around his fellow genie. “Oh no no, you don’t look snazzy~ We do~” He gives his other self a good bap on the nose, the two toon genies sharing a laugh as they look around. “Well I think that’s all the wishes I owe you, but hmmm I think we’ve gotten a bit attached don’t you think?” “Ohh I think you could put it like that, after all we’re together for all time~”