Shitty Situation
Neptune is dead the moment before this short story begins. Met a horrible fate of being a shit pile.
A snarl escaped the teal dragon’s steamy breath. “GNNnngh god dammit you old man, crawl out of my ass already!” His red eyes glared at his rear. Bones lodged within his heaping piles of crap crawling out of his thunder thighs. Blue feathers mixed in brown mush. Bones were so intimately intertwined, snapped and shattered. The poor carpet was victim to this assault of dragon turds. A nearby bed was still oozing from what must’ve been gallons of dragon cum.
“Hhaahhaaa! Fuck for a puny, worthless slab of meat you feel great rubbing against my taint! Be honored in your new shape you foul cretin. Your life serves my seraphic physique. My perfect body.” That dragon flexed proudly to no one, those muscles bounced. His wings flapped wildly from sheer ecstasy of the bird’s rib cage rubbing against his bowels. More of that carpet stained with a deep brown with specks of blue. Not a single scrap of meat was present on those bones; it had all contributed to the dragon’s bouncing gut and big butt. Those newly plumpened cheeks nearly bounced with a new life as death exited that dragon’s hole.
Moaning, grunting, huffing, panting, a slurry of pleasure bloomed from the dragon as more bones teased him. That fat, spikey, aching, and throbbing rod drooled pre-cum, each bone filled crap brought another needy twitch. “Mmmn, I can’t hold it anymore. In spite of how much you cried, and begged, and screamed before the mighty dragon that is I, Augustus. In spite of how utterly banal, pathetic and worthless you are, you bring me pleasure beyond the grave.”
Augustus grips onto his spikey dick and humps wildly into his scaly hand. Each hungry, lustful thrust following one after the other. Those hips pumped back and forth, his dick spurting more pre as it completely ruined the carpet. Augustus shut his eyes, his orgasm grew closer and finally his cock erupted! Semen spewed onto the carpet, more logs of shit snaked out of the dragon’s fat ass.
“ROOOARRRRRGGHH FUCK!” That booming howl blasted out of Augustus’s lips, spit flapping out from the sheer force. Those hazy moans followed along to the rhythm of fat dragon crap pushing out onto the carpet. Augustus kept blowing his intense load. His wings spread out widely. If that carpet wasn’t ruined before, it was now completely soaked in cum and shit.
The dragon squeezed out more and more thick hunks of crap. The bird’s skull began to peek out from the dragon’s ass. That shattered piece of bone was scattered amongst the shit before it plopped to the ground.Amongst that skull was a twisted piece of metal, a pair of glasses mangled beyond use.It was embedded within the bird’s broken skull looking like the skull wore it. Augustus sighed, his body eased as the last log exited his hole. “Well, you know, when you told me to call you ‘daddy’ I laughed. But you look like quite the father figure now! A shitty one but one nonetheless, you pathetic bird.” Augustus jeered at his own pile.
That dragon’s lips spurred a deep flame and spewed it around the bedroom. The once wooden home was now burning at a rapid speed. He calmly walked out of the burning building and watched it fall apart. Soon enough that home was nothing more than a pile of ash, Augustus smiled at the sight.