An Inside Joke

Story by Serathin on SoFurry

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A guy calls in his best friend after his boyfriend goes off to a business meeting. To his surprise, the vixen starts to hit on him! What is going on there?

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Slade hummed to himself as he opened the oven, looking at the cookies that were finishing their baking cycle. Normally the wolf would be doing so for his cheetah boyfriend, but he had to go out for a business conference and wouldn't be back until Monday. It was fine though; he had another that he could test his creations on, and as he was about to transfer them to the cooling rack with all the others he heard a knock at the door. When he went over to open it he saw the vulpine woman standing there on the other side.

"Hey there Slade," the fox woman said as she walked past him, thick tail brushing against his body. "How is my favorite baking boy?"

"Nice to see you too, Veronica," Slade said, wiping the long red hair from his eyes as he followed her in and closed the door, watching as she went over and immediately started to nibble on one of them. "Mmm, these are delicious, I'm surprised that Tony isn't five-hundred pounds with how well you bake. I suppose that's the perk of being the cheetah, or perhaps he works it off."

The rather flirty nature of the vulpine had caused him a slight pause. While she was quite mischievous in nature she seemed especially so at this point as she continued to eat one of the cookies. "Well, he's not here for the weekend, so that probably helps," Slade replied with a chuckle. "Thanks for coming over and keeping me company."

"Hey, what are friends for?" Veronica replied. As the two continued to talk for a bit they worked out what they would be doing, and while they discussed the two opened a bottle of wine while Slade started to cook an actual dinner while snacking on the cookies that he had created. Eventually the two had decided that they would just watch some movies and chill, which was just fine with Slade as he wasn't a fan of being in the apartment without Tony around.

It didn't help that it was also threatening to storm outside, hearing the droplets of rain start to turn into a downpour. The two had gotten three bottles of wine in and had gone from watching movies they wanted to ones that were just being picked because they were terrible. Eventually they were laughing more at each other's jokes then whatever was on the screen, and as Slade finished off his wine and put the empty glass down on the table. Just as he was about to say that they might need one more bottle he suddenly found a pair of black-furred feet practically being pushed in front of his face.

"Hey, what the hell, V?" Slade said as he found the toes being wiggled in front of his face.

"Oh hush," Veronica replied with a giggle. "I know that you like the dick, but you can rub the feet of your oldest foxy friend. Surely you can navigate your way around a woman's feet."

Slade found himself blushing, partially because he was getting pretty buzzed and mostly because he had never gotten a request like this before. While they were comfortable around each other enough that they didn't mind each other's bodies, which with the wolf being gay and Veronica being a lesbian there was nothing but platonic attention towards one another. The fact that she was acting so flirty with him was something that had caused him pause, though with the wine that they had downed it was getting a little hard to realize what was going on. Veronica was becoming slightly more insistent, and eventually as they both giggled he started to do what she asked and brought up her feet.

The fox let out a groan as the wolf began to really knead into the paws of her feet, which was causing her to squirm. Though it was a little more animated that he had expected, Slade was starting to get into it as well. He was always fond of making people happy, and he was having a lot of fun while the two were laying across from one another on the same couch. Eventually Slade started to just start rubbing while they continued to watch, and while he thought about stopping to grab another bottle he also realized that it was getting late and Victoria had to drive home. As he heard a heavy rumble of thunder though both him and the fox looked out to see that it had gone from downpour to torrential rains.

Looks like the fox wouldn't be getting home anytime soon. Even if they waited a few hours to sober her up there was no way he would send her out like that, plus they had a guest room that she could crash in. When he offered it up she graciously accepted, and then asked since they would be having a sleepover if they wanted to crack open one more bottle for the night. As Slade nodded he suddenly found the foot that he had been massaging was pulled away to the point where he had been surprised he was still doing it.

A few minutes later Slade found his cup being refilled, and as he looked up to thank Veronica he let out a gasp. The vulpine had made a few modifications to her outfit while she was out getting the next bottle. Not only was her blouse completely off, but she had also freed her white-furred breasts that bobbed slightly as she swayed back and forth. It was not a sight that he had ever expected to see, especially with the coy smile that was on her muzzle.

"I... didn't think you were that drunk," Slade replied, feeling his already flushed cheeks get even hotter at seeing her exposed breasts. "Or into men."

"Perhaps I had a man get into me," Veronica replied with a chuckle as her hands went up to her boobs, Slade tilting his head in slight confusion at what she said. "What do you think, perhaps you want to see how they feel?"

Slade was at a loss for what to say, feeling his jaw dropping slightly as his gaze went up to her eyes. "That's not a good idea," Slade said, which only caused her grin to widen and her hands to slide down towards the skirt she wore. "Plus you know that I'm only into dick."

"Well.. how about this then?" Veronica asked, and as Slade slowly brought the wolf's gaze back down towards where her fingers had gone he suddenly saw her bring up her skirt. As Slade was about to ask what was going on he suddenly let out a gasp when he saw what was underneath. She was wearing a pair of panties, but just as he was about to avert his eyes he noticed a very masculine bulge that was being covered by it.

Before he could even ask why there was an outline of a cock in the satin, Slade heard her giggle once more, but this time it was in a voice that was just as familiar but definitely not the vulpine. When the wolf looked back up he saw that something was going on with her muzzle, it looked slightly more swollen at the base while the tip looked more deflated then before. After revealing what was underneath her skirt Veronica let go of the fabric and went up to her altered face. Slade let out a gasp when he saw her fingers slide into her lips and pull them back, the wolf watching in shock as the jaws stretched unnaturally as they were pulled back to reveal another head underneath.

"Tony?!" Slade exclaimed in shock, eyes still wide as the cheetah began to laugh after revealing himself.

"Oh man, you should have seen your face!" Tony replied with a laugh, and as he looked at the stunned wolf he pointed at it. "Yeah, exactly like that." When the wolf continued to not respond the cheetah-headed fox leaned forward, tail still wagging behind as he waved his hand in front of his face. "You still there?"

Whether it was the wine or just the fact that he had his boyfriend in the body of his friend, the sight before him had brain-locked the wolf for about a minute before he finally found his thoughts able to flow again. "But... how?" Slade finally managed to say, which caused the cheetah to giggle. "What's going on?"

"Oh, the conference that I was supposed to go on was cancelled," Tony said as he sat down next to Slade.

"Not how you're here!" Slade said, quickly recovering despite still trying to process the situation. "Why do you look like that?"

"Oh, this was actually Veronica had shown me," Tony explained as he cupped his breasts, causing Slade to blush slightly. "You know those rumors were people could swap bodies, taking off their forms like it was some sort of costume? Turns out that it's completely real; not only that, but she's a part of it and let me have this to prank you."

Though Slade still felt his head spinning slightly the cheetah continued to explain that the real Veronica was back at her apartment, Tony pulling out the phone from the skirt he wore to show a vulpine-headed dragon giving a wink to the camera. If he didn't see his big breasted boyfriend sitting right there in front of him, he still couldn't believe it was real, and when he asked what was going on beneath the fabric of his skirt the feline pulled back his panties to show that while there was a pussy there, it was spread open by the familiar throbbing cock that he's used to. He put it back for now, and as the wolf asked if he could feel those while pointing to his breasts Tony just grinned and nodded. It was also providing quite the odd sensation for feeling a pussy for the first time, though it was not nearly as prominent as anything else on his body.

"I can't believe you two ganged up on me like that," Slade scoffed as he shook his head, crossing his arms over his chest while Tony leaned in and gave him a hug that pushed his chest against him. "That's so strange... I can't believe she let you use her form like that to prank me."

"Oh, don't be such a spoil sport," Tony said with a chuckle, leaning back on the couch and putting the vulpine arms over his head. "How do you think I wear being a girl though? Maybe now that you know what I'm packing down there you might feel different about the tits at the very least."

Since he had been assured that this wasn't his friend hitting on him, Slade suddenly found his earlier predilections about exploring the female form were a little more up in the air. While he had always known that he preferred men, it was an interesting foray into the opposite sex that still had what he liked the most. While it was a bit strange that he was still wearing the form of his vixen friend, considering he knew that she had given them permission to have fun if they wanted presented with a thrilling and unusual prospect. Tony continued to remain stretched out like a pin-up, and as the wolf continued to blush he found himself reaching out and giving one of the boobs a squeeze.

"Ohhh, damn," Tony moaned, his legs curling slight as Slade continued to knead the soft flesh. "These things are a lot of fun." After a few minutes of fondling Slade felt his hands get stopped by the slender fingers of Tony, the two looking into one another's eyes. "Hey... I'm getting pretty riled up here, and while I wouldn't mind having some fun like this I don't want you to be too uncomfortable since it's your friend's form."

Slade found himself pausing his ministrations as Tony had brought up a good point. He didn't want to make it awkward between him and Veronica, though as he saw the throbbing bulge that was pushing out the panties of the fox he realized that this wasn't quite the situation. Unless she somehow grew a dick and acted like Tony, it would be rare that this would ever happen again. Plus from what the cheetah told him, Veronica would not only be ignorant of what they did with her form and had already given her blessing to have fun in case they did get riled up.

After a bit of mental back and forth on what he was going to do, Slade found himself leaning forward until his face was hovering mere inches from the face of the cheetah. The two grinned at one another, and just as the feline was about to ask what his choice was their muzzles became locked in a passionate kiss. When the cheetah felt the tongue of the other man pushing past his lips, he began to feel the hands of the wolf start to slide up over his face. The heavy chest of the lupine squished the breasts of his feline counterpart as Tony could feel his boyfriend doing something, Slade's fingers eventually pulling on the lips of the fox muzzle that had been stretched around the neck of the feline.

When Slade broke the kiss and pulled away, he brought the vulpine mouth with it. For a moment it looked like the vulpine was swallowing the head of the cheetah, but as Tony just smirked at him eventually the face of Veronica enveloped his own. For a few seconds both muzzles could be seen, the feline one within the vulpine snout that had covered it, before the lips had actually stretched over and seemed to merge with the lips of the man. The wolf was unsure of how any of this would actually work, but as Tony reached up and squished the red furry cheeks of the fox face, once more it became impossible for even Slade to tell that there was a lithe cheetah man within that buxom vulpine creature.

Once more Veronica had appeared; as Tony giggled within the confines of the mask though, Slade could start to see more and more of the cheetah shining through. Since there was no reason for the other man to pretend to be the fox anymore he wasn't doing much to pretend to be his friend, and that helped even more to separate the fox from the cheetah. That just meant that he got his boyfriend to have a heavy set of tits and feminine curves, though the reality of who was really underneath was given a reminder through the skirt being taken off and tossed aside. With Tony mostly naked it had put the penis of the otherwise female fox right in the forefront with the thick shaft pushing out the panties that was the last article of clothing he wore.

It was kind of hot, Slade thought to himself, and knowing that Tony was in there feeling all of it made things even more enticing. After he had confirmed that the underwear didn't belong to Veronica and it was something he had bought, with the help of the actual vixen, he went up and grabbed the fabric with his teeth. The feeling of the hot breath that came from his nostrils had caused Tony to moan, his sensitive body reacting with a heavy trembling while his maleness sprung free. With seeing it more closely the wolf found it fascinating, seeing his boyfriend's cock jutting out from the vulpine pussy that surrounded the base.

When asked if he could still feel the feminine bits like his breasts, Tony replied that he could kind of experience it. It felt a lot like when he was the one on the bottom, but the sensations were far different and somewhat muted. It appeared that whatever technology or magic that they used to pull off such a trick had its limits, but as the wolf thought about it he wondered if perhaps the configuration was also causing the problem. When he looked up after removing the panties he could see Tony moaning while his arms remained outstretched over his head, and when his mouth was open he couldn't see the two muzzles that had been there previously.

It started to give Slade an idea for a bit of fun, and perhaps a bit of payback as he took off his clothes and used his furry body to push Tony back on the couch. With the wine wearing off he was able to formulate the plan in his mind, though there wouldn't be much to it as he leaned in and kissed the fox deeply. As his tongue explored the mouth of the one beneath him the theory he had was correct, there was no seam between the cheetah muzzle and the vulpine one that had covered it. As both moaned in pleasure Slade managed to rise above his lusts so that he could keep his eye on the prize as he broke the kiss and nuzzled down Tony's neck toward his chest.

"Oh Slade," Tony gasped, his voice completely back to sounding more feminine as he watched the wolf trail down towards one of his breasts. "If I known you had been this amorous, I would have tried this a long time ago."

"Just want to make sure you get the full experience of being a woman," Slade replied with a smirk. "Plus knowing that there's a handsome guy underneath there makes this strangely thrilling, or perhaps I am bisexual after all. Now is as good a time as any to test things out."

When Tony tried to say something Slade interrupted him by licking his tongue over one of those perky nipples, causing the fox underneath him to gasp and writhe. Tony really could feel everything... it made the wolf wonder if he was just wearing Veronica's form, or if there was perhaps more to it then that. At the moment though he had the cheetah trapped in a web of blissful sensations, his other hand going up to tweak the neglected nub of flesh while his mouth began to suck on the other boob. He could feel the back of the one beneath him arching and his legs kicking out as the feminine pleasures of his new body were being fed to him, and though he could tease him like that all day Slade eventually pulled off and continued to slide down the soft white fur.

The only thing that was left on Tony's vulpine body was the skirt that he had also bought, and as he went down to unclasp it Slade stopped him with a wry grin. Not only was it rather hot to have him with this last shred of modesty, the sight of the thick cheetah cock pushing up the fabric made things even more arousing to see. Plus it gave the wolf a chance to work undercover, in this case it was the skirt as he once more found himself face to face with Tony's throbbing maleness. He could see how excited the other man was, and considering he had hardly touched it he found himself smirking at just what the cheetah might be discovering about himself while playing the vixen.

It time to kick things up a notch however, and as Slade slowly licked down the entire length of the twitching shaft he had to hold onto the thighs of the one he was pleasuring to keep him from kicking. Though he was doing it for their enjoyment, tasting the familiar flesh of his boyfriend while swirling around it, and when he took the tip and flicked the clit he almost got launched off the couch from the spasm of the vixen. "Holy shit!" Tony shouted, his hands gripping the couch as the wave of pleasure cascaded through his body. "What the hell was that?"

"You'll see," Slade replied, continuing to keep his head underneath the skirt as he once more drew attention to the cock in front of him. Not only was there a visceral reaction to the stimulation, but he also felt a hard pulse from the shaft that was pressing against his face. He decided it was time to put his theory to the test and drew up to put his lips against the tip. In the next second he slid his lupine muzzle down the shaft, and as soon as he did he felt those fingers grab his head through the fabric and heard a loud groan. This was quickly becoming a lot more fun then he had expected, and as his hand reached down to stroke his own erection he began to bob his head up and down on the one filling his maw.

Though he was happy with having the throbbing flesh in his mouth, Slade was also using the motion to keep pushing the shaft into the opening that it was protruding out of. It was a bit difficult considering the size and length, since it wasn't retractable he had to bring his hands up and move his fingers around the pussy that surrounded it so he could stretch the skin around it. After a bit of consideration he was both pushing it up and stretching out the furry flesh like a sheath, and just like when Tony had pulled the fox's head off his own feline form it was much stretchier then he had expected. It was acting more like a suit, and while it still baffled the wolf that such a thing actually existed, he was far more interested in guiding the cock stuffing his maw to where it needed to go.

Tony was so lost in the blissful haze of pleasure that he didn't even know what was happening down there, at least not until Slade one more push with his head and managed to slide the entirety of the cheetah's cock inside the pussy of the vixen. As soon as it slid up the suit seemed to pull back on him, the wolf letting out a gasp from the shaft sliding out of him and up against the stomach fur from the inside. Above him the wolf could hear his partner ask what just happened, only to be interrupted mid-sentence when his maleness immediately began to shrink and smooth out while the hole that it had slid inside shifted position. It didn't take long before Tony's cock completely disappeared, and as Slade reached up with a hand and pushed a finger into the hole he found it sinking inside while causing the vulpine's hips to jerk up in response.

There was something that Tony had babbled about, but it was so incoherent from the level of pleasure that Slade just ignored it as he continued to slide his fingers into the slick opening. It was causing the vulpine to writhe in his grasp, and seeing his boyfriend enjoying his new pussy so much had caused a mischevious grin to form on his muzzle. After being pranked on by him it was time to get some payback in the most pleasurable way possible, and as he pulled out his slicked up fingers he let the fox breathe and recompose themselves for a few moments. He didn't wait too long though, and as the vulpine laid back panting his eyes suddenly shot open as the wolf's tongue plunged into his new sex.

Tony let out a loud cry of pleasure at having his feminine inner walls stretched open, his boyfriend sliding in and out of his snatch. The feeling of his inner walls clamping around his tongue was similar to when he had taken the cheetah in his butt, but there were definitely some differences. While he wasn't sure if he would enjoy being with women after this one, something about having the other man locked in the suit of his vixen friend had gotten him in a particularly fast rhythm. The moans and gasps that came from Tony were somehow becoming higher pitched and louder, and though he wasn't sure how to gauge it, he was fairly certain that after about a minute of plowing he had brought the fox to orgasm.

That thought was confirmed when he felt a gush of fluid come from the wet snatch as the hands of Tony gripped his head and pushed his muzzle practically inside. They remained like that for a while, the thighs clamping around him while he also started to squirm around. Eventually he was released, and as he pulled up his head from the skirt with a loud gasp he could see the mixture of pleasure and shock that was on Tony's face. He also looked incredibly flustered, and from the looks of it he had been pressing his fingers against his breasts and had been tweaking his nipples

"You're... a real dick," Tony panted, still recovering from his female orgasm as Slade sat back on the couch.

"I guess I needed to be enough for the both of us now," Slade said as he looked down at the vixen while having a wry grin on his face. "What did you think? I imagine that it was probably different."

"Yeah, just a little bit," Tony replied as he continued to gasp for a bit. "Especially considering that I usually top you, that's part of the reason I had kept my cock out in the first place. I wanted to fuck you as a woman."

"Well, I'm sure that we can just fish it out later and I'll let you have a turn," Slade said while laying back even more, taking his rather thick cock and bouncing it up and down a little bit. "Or, if you want, you can really give that new snatch of yours a real ride and see how many times you can cum with that thing."

Though there was a little bit of hesitation from Tony, the fact that he was still grasping onto his own tit while he looked down at the throbbing member that was being presented to him. "Funny, I thought that you weren't interested in such a thing," Tony said as he slowly began to crawl up the body of the wolf laying beneath him. "Or is that the wine talking?"

Slade just smirked and continued to lay back, though in reality he was more curious on how things would go. He had gotten a face full of pussy earlier and didn't mind it, and if he didn't like this then he could always somehow fish out the cheetah's cock to have a go at it. It was clear that Tony wanted to still be on top however as he had slowly slid forward until he had to lift himself up so that he wouldn't slide against the throbbing shaft. Instead he moved his skirt so that it would drape over his stomach.

Despite being a guy and a top it seemed like Tony was rather adept at how to ride cock, which made Slade wonder just how much experience he had with this arrangement. Before he even thought about asking about it he let out a gasp as the folds of the vulpine's snatch started to press down on the tip of his cock. Almost immediately the wolf's hands went up to the thighs of the fox sliding down on his shaft, causing both to moan loudly as Slade slipped inside his pussy. The sensations were rather potent, and it didn't take long before he was panting loudly as Tony began to ride him.

It didn't take long before Tony had completely slid down, the look of concentration that he had on his vixen face eventually releasing once he had gotten to the hilt. "Oh... this is definitely something new," Tony said as he leaned forward, his heavy breasts brushing against the chest of the wolf beneath him as the two paused their movements. "I can feel every inch of you throbbing inside of me."

"Oh man, Veronica is never getting her body back at this rate," Tony joked, only to let out a sharp gasp of pleasure as he felt the fox's inner walls clench around him.

"Hey, I still like being a dude," Tony replied, though as he leaned in he gave Slade a sultry look as their muzzles hovered closer together. "But since you're enjoying yourself, maybe we can arrange to get this form loaned out every so often. What do you think?"

"I think I would like that," Slade replied, and as he did their muzzles locked into a passionate kiss, tongues sliding around one another as Tony began to rock his hips up and down to get them started. Considering he still had his same libido the wolf could imagine that they were going to be in for a long night together as the storm raged on outside, though as they broke the kiss he took his hands and pushed them against the red fur of the fox to separate them. "Actually, there is one thing that I think I need to ask..."

Tony stopped and looked into the eyes of Slade in question. "Yes?" Tony asked. "Do you need me to take this off? Is it getting too weird for you?"

"Actually..." Slade replied, biting his lower lip as he grinned sheepishly. "Do you think, once we're done here, that maybe... I could try her out myself?"

There was a moment where Tony wasn't sure what he was saying, but as it quickly dawned on him he let out a rather high giggle before leaning back in. "I was hoping you might say that," Tony replied as he began to slide up and down on the wolf's cock once more. "Just wait until you experience the feel of these tits as I plow into you, it's going to be something that will rock your world. It's definitely no joke..."