Sexyfur World Tour (Script)
In 2011, I was asked by Sexyfur and its affiliates to write a script for a pornographic movie, featuring the characters. Unfortunately, the project was cancelled, and I was never paid, and other than a few promotional bits nothing was made.
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Sexyfur World Tour:
Champagne’s Sexy Vacation
By Craig D. Ladurson
FIRST DRAFT
April 12, 2011
TITLE SCREEN
Should depict the screen name and logo over a tropical background, preferably one recycled from one of the scenes in the film. The whole thing should be on the front of a photo album, which is on Champagne’s night stand.
INTRODUCTORY TITLE SEQUENCE
Champagne’s hand comes out and opens the book. Each page has cast and crew members on the left, and a 3-4 production stills on the right. It ends with her closing the book.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
INTERIOR of an AIR INDIA airplane, First Class, mid-way through the flight.
CHAMPAGNE is sitting in First Class on an airplane next to EBON. She has her tray table down and is flipping through photographs on her computer. CHAMPAGNE is dressed in a sexy but modest blouse, making her appear business-professional.
CHAMPAGNE (thinking)
It’s been a long road, hasn’t
it?
She clicks on the first image, it depicts her and a few others drinking at an English bar. CHAMPAGNE is dressed provocatively.
CHAMPAGNE (thinking)
The shitty little London bar where I got my start…
She clicks to the next image, which depicts her dancing on a stripper’s pole. She is topless and the thong she is wearing is very tight.
CHAMPAGNE (thinking)
Working as a stripper, showing all those guys my tits…Exotic dancer my ass, I know what I was up to…
She clicks over to the next image, which depicts her on stage in Vegas, completely nude and riding a huge rubber dildo.
CHAMPAGNE (thinking)
And then getting discovered by that guy in Vegas and moving halfway around the world.
She clicks the next image, which depicts her standing in front of one of the “Chimney Rocks” in Monument Valley. There’s two small mounds at the bottom, making it look like a penis, and Champagne is posing with her tongue out so that the perspective makes it look like she’s licking the “shaft.”
CHAMPAGNE (thinking)
At least now I can afford a decent vacation!
EBON, dressed in slacks and a polo shirt, looks over at Champagne’s computer.
EBON
Vacation photos huh? But that’s not India. Where is this?
CHAMPAGNE
It’s in Monument Valley, in Utah. First stop on my round-the-world tour. India was my last stop, I’m going home now.
EBON
Wow, a world tour? I’d love to hear about that…
CHAMPAGNE
Well it all started when…
FADE OUT
FADE IN
MONUMENT VALLEY, UTAH. CHAMPAGNE is hiking down a rocky trail with lots of big sky and beautiful rock formations. She is wearing hiking boots, white socks, a short white top, a fedora, and a backpack. She stops to take a picture of a rock formation, giving the audience a good look at her ass.
CHAMPAGNE (Narrating)
I wanted a real change of place from where I was working in Vegas. I’d been told Monument Valley was a great place to get out and see nature, so I went out for a few long hikes.
KODI and DAWN come up behind CHAMPAGNE and KODI pinches CHAMPAGNE on the ass. CHAMPAGNE giggles and then turns around. DAWN is wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, jeans, leather chaps, a big belt, leather gloves, and a tight top. KODI is wearing jeans, a wifebeater, and hiking boots.
CHAMPAGNE (Narrating)
So imagine my surprise when I found out my old friend Dawn was out taking samples with her assistant Kodi.
DAWN
Taking photos eh? Y’all come with us, we’ll show y’all a real think of natural beauty.
KODI, DAWN and CHAMPAGNE go into a nearby cave. The cavern is subtle and beautiful and filled with natural rock formations and quartz, which light up beautifully.
CHAMPAGNE (Narrating)
They took me to a secret little cave, and I spent the whole afternoon watching Kodi explore and navigate down tight little passages.
KODI and DAWN are on the floor of the cave, making out. KODI is completely nude while DAWN is still wearing her hat, gloves, chaps and boots. KODI starts out by licking DAWN’S pussy and then probing her with his fingers. KODI then moves over her for sex in the missionary position. After a little while longer, DAWN takes charge and begins riding him in a reverse cowgirl.
KODI
Damn Champagne, tell me you’re getting this on film!
CHAMPAGNE takes snapshots of DAWN riding KODI. CHAMPAGNE’S pants are down around her ankles and she is masturbating. DAWN becomes more and more aroused as the camera pans up and down in front of her, showing her breasts bouncing wildly. Eventually, DAWN has an orgasm.
Cut to CHAMPAGNE masturbating and having an orgasm with just her fingers.
KODI
Hey vixie, get over here, I got enough for the both of you!
Show a POV shot of Kodi masturbating his slick cock as DAWN and CHAMPAGNE kneel in front of him. He jizzes on both of their faces.
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
And when it was all over, I got to sample the freshest Country Cream I’d ever had…
FADE OUT
FADE IN
CHAMPAGNE and EBON are still talking on the airplane. The scene and clothing should be identical to the way it was before. CHAMPAGNE’S laptop now displays a picture of her and MALCOLM standing shoulder to shoulder and posing for the camera. CHAMPAGNE is dressed in a skimpy bikini top and MALCOLM is shirtless.
EBON
Sounds like a lot of fun. But what’s this next place you went to? It looks like the Caribbean.
CHAMPAGNE
How astute of you to notice! It is in fact Jamaica. Once I was done enjoying the natural beauty of Monument Valley, I decided to get some fun in the sun with an old friend of mine…
FADE OUT
FADE IN
CHAMPAGNE is just getting into MALCOLM’S cab. CHAMPAGNE is dressed in a clubbing getup – spaghetti-string top, hot pants, high heels. MALCOLM is wearing an unbuttoned tropical shirt and draw string pants in addition to his usual jewelry.
MALCOLM
Well, look who just got into my cab! You wouldn’t happen to be here to party, would you?
CHAMPAGNE
Fuck yeah I am, let’s go get fucked up!
MALCOLM
I hope you don’t mind if I stop off and pick up a friend of mine along the way…
Cut to MALCOLM’s apartment. It is a large place with a big picture window that shows most of the island and the sea. It is filled with Jamaican knickknacks and various drug paraphenalia.
Close-up of CHAMPAGNE’s muzzle as she lights a glass pipe and takes a long, slow inhale of pot smoke. Zoom out to reveal her smiling, red-eyed as she exhales. CHAMPAGNE then picks up her camera and takes a snapshot. The camera then pans left to reveal LONTRA and MALCOLM having sex, doggie-style, on the bed. Their sex is very vigorous and LONTRA’s head and tits bob wildly with each thrust. MALCOLM moves so far back and forth that about half of his shaft slides out of LONTRA’s pussy with each thrust. LONTRA is moaning loudly and encouraging MALCOLM to fuck her harder.
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
My friend is a cabbie, so he knows all the best places to go, and he always hooks me up with the best local delicacies.
Cut to LONTRA and MALCOLM from behind. LONTRA has shifted to her shoulders and knees, her legs spread slightly as MALCOLM pounds her anus. They both moan louder and louder as they approach orgasm.
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
Of course, he still needed to pound away at his job, but I didn’t mind watching.
LONTRA
FUCK YEAH! Fuck my ass, Malcolm! Fuck me harder…I’m so close!
MALCOLM
The customer’s always right!
LONTRA has an orgasm, shooting and gushing juice out of her pussy. MALCOLM shoots off inside, then pulls back his length and lets it drip down LONTRA’S thighs.
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
When work was over, he took a quick shower and then made sure I put something delicious in my mouth.
Close-up on MALCOLM from the shoulders up as he sucks on a doobie and then exhales. Pan down to reveal CHAMPAGNE working MALCOLM’s cock in her mouth, bobbing her head up and down and working his balls and the base of his shaft in her mouth.
Cut to CHAMPAGNE riding MALCOLM’s cock while he lays on the bed, reaching up to hold her sides and grope her breasts. Cut back and forth between MALCOLM’s POV showing the penetration and boob-bouncing and a side shot.
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
I even got free rides all night.
CHAMPAGNE has an orgasm and then slides off MALCOLM’s cock, getting between his legs and licking it. MALCOLM jizzes all over her face and tits, with the camera at his POV.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
CHAMPAGNE and EBON are still discussing the vacation. CHAMPAGNE’s laptop now depicts ORCHID and MIAMI doing a sexy pose beside a swimming pool.
EBON
So did you go from there to Mumbai?
CHAMPAGNE
Actually I had one stop on the way. The shopping in Dubai is amazing, and since it was on the way, I had to swing in for a couple days
FADE OUT
FADE IN
CHAMPAGNE is wearing a bikini and lounging on a deck chair. The camera is directly above her. There are several full shopping bags around her.
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
After I went shopping, I decided to try out my new swimsuit at the rooftop pool, and who should I meet but my friends Miami and Orchid?
Cut to MIAMI and ORCHID making out while standing in the shallow end of the pool.
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
We caught up on girly stuff, I won’t bother you with the details.
Show MIAMI and ORCHID making out on a large towel by the pool. The Persian Gulf and City Skyline are visible in the background. Cut to a closeup of MIAMI licking out ORCHID, then cut to CHAMPAGNE who is taking snapshots with her camera. MIAMI and ORCHID change positions, then shift to sex-on-sec scissoring. CHAMPAGNE pulls out a strapon and MIAMI gets on all fours while CHAMPAGNE does her from behind. MIAMI continues eating out ORCHID until she has an orgasm. The camera then cuts to MIAMI’s pussy being pounded by CHAMPAGNE until MIAMI has an orgasm.
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
But suffice to say I had lots of fun with my new toys, as did the girls.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
CHAMPAGNE and EBON are talking on the plane. The last photo on CHAMPAGNE’s laptop depicts SASHA doing a beautiful nude pose underneath a waterfall.
CHAMPAGNE
After all that was done I finally made my way to India. And let me tell you, it was absolutely beautiful.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
INDIAN JUNGLE. Champagne is hiking through the jungle and taking photographs of what she sees. She comes through into a clearing with a waterfall where XAN is taking pictures of SASHA who is posing nude on the rocks and in the waterfall.
SASHA
Well, look who it is! Hey Champagne, get some ones of me and Xan together!
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
I saw some of the most beautiful waterfalls in the world, and best of all, I got close to the wildlife.
XAN and SASHA begin making out. Soon, XAN undresses and SASHA starts sucking his cock while CHAMPAGNE takes photos. Soon XAN is laying down on a moss-covered rock while SASHA works herself on him. SASHA rides XAN’s cock, making him moan and groan while her tits bounce wildly. Cut to the back and pan up and down to show her ass jiggling as she goes for a ride.
XAN
Be sure you’re getting her good side!
SASHA
Every side is my good side!
CHAMPAGNE (Narrating)
I took some of the most amazing photos of my life. Even though I’m leaving, I just can’t wait to go back.
SASHA gets down on all fours and lets XAN pound her from behind while she eats out CHAMPAGNE. XAN creampies in SASHA’s sex, and then SASHA and CHAMPAGNE lick XAN’s cock clean.
EBON (Narrating)
Sounds like you had a really good time!
CHAMPAGNE (Narrating)
You bet I did, but it’s good to come home.
FADE OUT
FADE IN
CHAMPAGNE and EBON are putting away their tray tables and electronic equipment as the plane prepares to land. The Captain turns the lights off, and it is revealed that there are storms and turbulence outside. The turbulence makes CHAMPAGNE’s tits bounce around.
EBON
Ahh, look at that typical English weather! And to think, I was planning on getting in a few rounds of golf tomorrow.
CHAMPAGNE (licking her lips)
Well I know of one thing that I love to do in the rain…
Cut to CHAMPAGNE and EBON on the balcony of EBON’s apartment. There is a significant thunderstorm outside, with rain coming down in sheets, along with thunder and lightning. Both CHAMPAGNE and EBON are totally soaked. CHAMPAGNE is grabbing onto the railing, wearing only her jewelry and shoes. EBON is doing her from behind. Both CHAMPAGNE and EBON are moaning and groaning. The camera cuts to show both the boob bouncing and penetration.
CHAMPAGNE (narrating)
I’d say my little “World Tour” was the best vacation I ever had…But the best part of going on vacation is, of course, coming home…
CHAMPAGNE and EBON both have massive orgasms, and the camera pans up to show the gray English sky.
THE END