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INT: ART GALLERY

The art gallery is a series of large, empty hallways with stark white walls, adorned with various nude paintings/photographs. Stacy and Hemms are formally dressed, the former in a red dress with stockings, the latter in a suit and tie. They are both holding wine glasses and are alone. They are both staring with confusion up at a rather explicit black-and-white photograph of a nude furry.

STACY

I think…That the “Architecture of Japan Before Meiji” exhibit is…Next week.

Hemms

Yeah that…Doesn’t look like a pagoda to me.

STACY

I concur.

Stacy extends her hand.

STACY

I didn’t know you were into 19th century Japanese architecture.

The two of them hold hands.

Hemms

I didn’t know you were into it either. Where do you think everyone is, by the way?

STACY

Well, considering that the exhibit gala is clearly next week, I presume that the party is too.

Stacy looks at her wine glass.

STACY

I’m guessing that the wine by the door was for some previous event.

Hemms sniffs his wine glass and recoils in disgust.

Hemms

That would explain the smell. I wouldn’t be surprised if this stuff’s been sitting out for a few days. Who does that at an art gallery?

Stacy sniffs her own glass, shrugs, and downs it in a single gulp. She then points at the painting in front of her. It is a giant close-up of the male genitals.

STACY

The same sort of person who puts up an eight foot by ten foot blown up picture of male genitalia.

Hemms

I’m getting flashbacks of my high school gym showers. And feelings of inadequacy.

The two of them proceed down the hall to another painting, that is a close-up of a vagina, spread.

STACY

I’ve heard of Georgia O’Keefe, this must be Miles O’Keefe

Hemms snickers

Hemms

Hah, good one!

They proceed into the next room, which is labeled the “Sculpture Gallery.” The interior is just a bunch of sex furniture, laid out like some fancy and expensive orgy room, although all the furniture is completely white.

STACY

This is…This is just sex furniture.

Hemms

Hey, I think I used to have one of these.

STACY

Oh? Do please elaborate…

Hemms

It was a gag gift I swear.

Stacy gets up on some of the sex furniture, exposing the fact she doesn’t have any underwear on.

STACY

Too bad for you, then, I don’t tend to gag…

Hemms

What are you doing?

Stacy gestures to a sign that reads INTERACTIVE EXHIBIT PLEASE TOUCH

STACY

I’ve been staring at dicks and choking down sour wine for an hour. I’m just doing what comes naturally.

Stacy lifts up her dress and begins playing with herself.

Hemms

What if someone sees you?

STACY

I’m going to be pretty damn disappointed if they DON’T…

Hemms starts to lean in for a closer look, allured and drawn in by the sight and scent of pussy.

STACY

Go for it, or I’ll go for it for you.

Hemms proceeds to engage in cunnilingus with Stacy. After awhile this switches into a 69, then vaginal intercourse, concluding with an external cumshot. Plenty of varying camera angles and soft instrumental music to go with. They should try several different pieces of sex furniture. At the conclusion the two of them are panting on a soft surface and Stacy starts smoking a cigarette.

STACY

Well it’s no Robert Mapplethorpe exhibition but it certainly turned out better than I thought.

Hemms

This is the best art show I’ve ever accidentally turned up for.

Stacy fishes a card out of her purse and hands it to Hemms.

STACY

Likewise. And do call me next time you’re going to hit up the gallery. Even if it is something a bit more…Traditional.

Hemms grins and the scene ends.