Cards with Benefits

Story by Ryuko Yasunaga on SoFurry

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fartinmyface742 on FA) Jonesy was just having a fun day with their friend, (masteraidyon on FA) Dever. Enjoying some cards, even though Dever was getting a bit frustrated, he saw an opportunity for some fun...

A commission for (fartinmyface742 on FA) Jonesy with their friend, it wasn't something that I've written before, but quite fun to do!

Jonesy is fartinmyface742 on FA

Dever is masteraidyon on FA

Written by me


The sun was going down and the light streaming into the living room was still just enough to illuminate the cards on the floor between Jonesy and Dever. So far being a more relaxing day, with both of them having it off work, they decided to meet up and hang out for a bit. One thing that always came up in times like this was Yu-Gi-Oh, the card game that both the squnk and skunk liked to play. Though, in the usual fashion, it was starting to grind on Dever’s gears more than it was turning out to be fun. It had been several hands already, Dever slowly looking over the cards he had drawn at the same time Jonesy was taking their turn. Although he was the larger of the two, standing at roughly six foot three inches tall, he didn’t quite feel like the one in charge at the moment. Mostly covered in black fur with white on his chest and belly, the skunk had a couple of blue streaks in his hair, completely contrasting with the bright pink coloration of his tail with a bit of that same pink as fluff in the middle of his chest. Sitting naked, his sheath and balls were on display, tailmaw having that tongue just slightly pressing out and showing a bit of his frustration as he rolled his eyes. “You just keep coming up with the most bullshit decks…” Jonesy just about chuckled at those words, going to lay down another card that they knew Dever probably wouldn’t be happy to see, Cauldron of the Old Man. “And yet you keep accepting to play, so you gotta like it somehow.” It was more of a teasing statement than anything else, the skunk and squirrel hybrid sitting on their legs while they were still doing their turn. Covered in mostly light brown colored fur, the fluffy squnk had a more vibrant shade of brown on their lower legs, while a darker one was on the top of their tail. Generally looking like a squirrel but with a tail looking more akin to a skunk, they were about five foot four inches tall, making them the smaller of the two. “Not that fucking card… Just start another match…” Dever wasn’t having anything to do with that card, one of his most hated cards he could think of and yet Jonesy always seemed to work it into things. As he moved to set down the cards on his deck and move to shuffle though, seeing the slightly smug smile on Jonesy’s face picking up their own cards, Dever couldn’t help but wonder why exactly he kept playing if he knew it was going to be the same sort of stun deck over and over. Either way, he tried to interrupt his train of thought by setting down his cards and moving to get up. “Just let me use the bathroom.” Already up from the floor and heading outward the bathroom while walking past Jonesy, Dever did stop about halfway toward it and stood there for a second, looking back toward Jonsey and thinking of something rather fun to do instead… Why not kill two birds with one stone? His hand moved down toward his sheath, giving it a slight rub as he was feeling a bit pent up, and there was a perfectly good way to relieve that… Stepping back over toward Jonesy, he just reached out to grab onto the squnk’s head with a bit of a tight grip, roughly going to quickly press his swelling shaft up against that ear as his other hand grabbed it and tugged it upward. “Hey, what are you…” Jonesy was a bit surprised at first when their head was grabbed, feeling that shaft poking up against their ear and getting hard rather quickly as the tip of it was tugged up. Though, after just a moment of that cock tip slowly pressing against the entrance to their ear canal, they almost just settled for a second and found it to maybe just be a teasing thing. Rather amused, they chuckled a bit and tried to look up toward Dever as that cock was grinding up against their head. “What are you trying to do?” “Killing two birds with one stone.” Not really wanting to explain just what he was trying to accomplish or do, Dever just kept slowly grinding forward with his now rock hard length, pressing his tip up against that ear canal and starting to get even rougher with his slight thrusts up against it. He could have sworn he could feel it getting a bit easier to press up against, as if the opening to that ear canal was getting stretched open and widened bit by bit while he worked at it more. His precum was starting to drip out inside, making it slicker overall and easier to push his shaft around just inside that ear. “You’re not gonna actually try and fuck my ear are y-” Almost as if on cue, Jonesy suddenly let out a loud gasp as he felt a heavy pressure on their ear canal, almost shuddering as they were almost certain what they were feeling was that cock tip actually popping into their ear with ease. There was no hesitation from the skunk standing at their side, feeling his hand holding their head in place before those hips pushed more toward them. The slick length seemed to slide in as if it was just another hole made to take cock, the leaking precum helped to slide things along as Jonesy’s panic almost turned to a slight grunt and a bit of a slump right afterward. “Yeah I am.” Dever had a grin as he slowly pushed in deeper, seeing that expression on Jonesy’s face change as he pushed his cock deeper into that ear. He wasn’t going to be satisfied until he was all the way in though, slowly pushing his hips forward and having to slightly tug back and thrust back in here and there to slide the pre around. It got a lot easier as he went deeper, soon feeling a squishy warmth pressing up against his cock tip as he let out a low huff and heard a deep gasp and loud groan from the squnk in front of and below him. He could imagine just where his cock was right now as he pressed his hips flush with the side of that face, letting it just sit there and throb and feeling the squnk twitching along with each slight movement he made. The inside of that head was so soft and warm, although much tighter than other places that’s for sure. A soft and experimental tug back, Dever let out a slight groan at the feeling while pushing back in, knowing that his tip grinding up against something wet and soft was most likely what took up between the squnk’s ears in that head. His cock spurted out precum over it, hearing the soft moan and huff from Jonesy down below as they had the most blissful and somehow confused look on their face from the feeling. All Dever really needed to see was that his friend was as hard as a rock, drooling precum while he started to pull back and thrust in again. It actually felt really nice to fuck that ear canal, letting out softer grunts and huffs with each thrust as the pleasure and sensation was building on him more and more. His precum fired out quite a lot heavier inside as he got going, wanting to get rougher and slamming his hips up against the side of that head each time. Still holding that head steady and keeping that ear tugged up, it was rather easy to just go at the side of that head, almost just as easy as fucking a nice hole might be. Though, the tightness and warm, gooey feeling was probably the highlight. Not to mention the noises Jonesy was making. The loud and deep moans coming from them as they seemed completely out of it, almost lost in the pleasure with their tongue hanging out while their head was being fucked. Precum splattering over their mind, it seeped into them, only making them more horny and confused at the strange feeling that they were coming to enjoy rather quickly. Their hands slightly twitched here and there depending on the angle each thrust took, feeling slight short circuits across their body as things were continuing. But all the while, they length was rock hard and pulsing, tail twitching with excitement as their friend was fucking their ear. Almost instinctively, they had reached a hand up to grab at Dever’s hip, almost holding him close and wanting it to keep going while their body leaned into the thrusting in a rather eager manner. But that wasn’t the only fun they were getting to have. They could already feel that large skunk tail moving toward their back and lower, the tongue of that tailmaw slowly licking across as it still went lower and lower before finding what it was looking for underneath their own tail. Another loud groan came from the squnk as that tongue plunged into their ass, pressing around and slipping inside while Dever seemed to be quite happy with that as well. His shaft throbbed that much stronger while his tailmaw was starting to eat out Jonesy’s rear, tongue pressing in deep as it slightly pressed up against the outer rim of that hole in a needy and sensual fashion. It only added to the heightened pleasure, making the skunk get that much closer to blowing his load just like Jonesy was inching closer to their climax. Precum jetting out of their shaft and even landing on a few of their cards, Jonesy almost couldn’t think or act besides just enjoying the feeling of their head being penetrated and rear being licked inside and out. Their soft groans and huffs were getting louder, almost slightly thrusting idly in an attempt to press their ass back against the tailmaw more while leaning up against the skunk’s crotch. His head was nearly scrambled, not just from the pleasure but that shaft poking around inside while he drooled on himself and twitched with each successive groan and huff. Their only focus at the moment was not only hitting their own peak, but getting Dever to cum in their head, almost starting to move their head side to side like someone trying to bob on a shaft while sucking it straight on. “Fuck… I’m gonna have to do this more often…” Dever was teasing with those words, though he did almost enjoy fucking the squnk’s ear as much as he did their ass at this point. Especially with how blissful they seemed to be while having his cock dragging across their brain. His breath was getting shallower, coming in quicker and faster as he could start to feel his climax coming on. Of course he started to hump harder as well, pounding up against that head and smacking his balls up against that muzzle each time he thrust in. It was only going to take a few more thrusts that came rather quickly before he shoved in balls deep with a loud moan. Cum pouring out heavily, it splattered and seeped into Jonesy’s mind, instantly causing them to also moan out and hit their own peak. The heavy cum just drenched their thoughts, causing them to twitch and just think about that seed and the skunk more and more with each passing second. Their own cum fired out of their shaft, splattering on some of their cards as they practically slumped up against the skunk, that tongue in their hole milking at their prostate in earnest to make sure every drop of seed had left their balls by the time the climax had died down. And even as Dever’s own orgasm had slowly come to an end, that wasn’t the end of what was to come. Besides, he was getting up to go to the bathroom, not just blow a load even though he had really needed to do that as well. He could feel some of his gooey cum seeping out of the ear he was still pushed into, looking over to see it was coming out the other side as well as no doubt dripping over that brain inside. But he had another fluid to give to it, just to make sure it stayed nice and moist… Without pulling out, and without even really giving any warning or any other signal of what was about to happen, Dever just let out a low sigh as he relaxed and let go of his bladder. Musky and hot piss quickly starting to pour out of his shaft, he felt some of it backflowing into that ear canal and dribble down the side of Jonesy’s head, knowing it would probably be dribbling out the other side as well even if most of it was seemingly getting trapped in between. The sounds coming from Jonesy below him were a bit different, but nothing that he didn’t expect. Soft groans while he was still drooling, the piss soaked Jonesy’s mind heavily as the skunk was letting loose inside. Still barely able to think, the squnk was just lost in the sensations and pleasure that was being given to them by their friend, not really able to do much but just sit there and take it. Though, had they been given the chance, they probably would have anyway, more interested in the kinky idea and wanting to try it rather than not. After all, their cock was still throbbing even though they had finished blowing their load already, the last of it still drooling from the tip of their length a bunch of their cards still stained with their seed. The only thing they could smell after a moment was that piss, keeping their head still as it kept pouring in. Dever seemed to have a lot to give, all the more for the squnk to enjoy as it took a few moments more before the stream actually started to die down and come to an end. Their head wasn’t let go of as it ended though, feeling that shaft starting to be tugged free and pushing their head to the side a bit as any tilting of it made some of that piss leak out from the other side. It was a bit difficult to pull out, that ear canal being so tight that Dever had to really put some effort to pull his messy cock out of that ear with a loud, wet pop. His tailmaw already moving away from that rear, he still had plans to wrap things up. If he was going to cum and piss in that ear, there was still one other thing he knew Jonesy would want to have staining his brain for a while… Trying to keep the squnk’s head still while he turned around slowly, using his hand and just swivelling it around as he moved, Dever soon had his ass roughly pressed up against the side of that head. Reaching back with a hand, he made sure to grab the tip of that large ear and tug it upward, nudging his ass back rather roughly and keep that head just in the right position before he let out a slight grunt of effort. PPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBTT! Jonesy didn’t even recoil as Dever ripped the loud, long fart directly onto their head and into their ear, not only getting to smell it heavily but feeling it wafting over their mind and staining it immensely. They could even feel some of that hot gas pushing out the other side of their head, instantly making them let out a loud moan as their cock just fired off again. Much smaller this time, it was still a decent amount of cum they were spilling out over those cards, length twitching as they were just bathing in that heavy skunk fart. Pressing his ass back against that head a bit more, he slowly moved to let go of that head and move his rump away, satisfied and turning around to see the last of that second load being fired out by the squnk who just seemed to be sitting there rather dazed with a horny but satisfied look on their face. He couldn’t help but chuckle with that, now feeling more relieved and moving to sit back down while he was already shuffling his cards and getting ready to deal another hand. Wiping some of the cum off the cards that Jonesy had, he even took a moment to make sure and get their deck in order for them before slowly drawing a few cards and putting them in Jonesy’s hand as they were grabbed onto, almost no reaction from the zoned-out, mind-fucked squnk still basking in both the afterglow and sensations that they had just gone through. Dever didn’t even bother flipping a coin, just starting to take his turn and laying down his cards as if nothing was wrong or anything was different at all, before he finished his turn. “Your turn.” Those words seemed to bring Jonesy out of it a bit, they slowly moved to look down before going to set some spell or trap card with a dumb, pleasured look on their face before they were quick to think that was good enough. They were obviously still not thinking clearly, still in the daze of everything that happened with a bit of piss still leaking out of the side of their ear. “Y-your.. Turn…?” Getting up a bit and giving that head a soft pat, Dever just played a few more cards before lowering Jonesy’s life points total to zero with a bit of a grin. “I finally won one. I think that’s enough for today. Maybe you’ll do better next time.”