Achaius Humps a Hunky Kitty
Here's a simple story about me getting laid. ^;=;^
Characters: Achaius (me), Harold and Mr. Jones (Sharako)
Written by: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sharakolunarwolf/
Created: 2026-Feb-02
Posted using PostyBirb
Achaius looked down at the paper in his hands, wondering if The Stranger had any exciting personal ads this week. He skipped past the news sections and the queer life stories and right to the personal section. “Yes! New personal ads!” he said excitedly, starting to read them. “ Single Male Wolf, seeking pack based companionship. I enjoy nerdy games in adult spaces, hiking in the nude and long cuddling sessions promoting openness and pack bonding. Willing to top or bottom to please the pack.” said the large dracopard as he read out loud. He didn't mind if anyone in the cafe heard him reading such personal ads in a public space. That was part of the thrill for him. “Big daddy bear looking for a bear bottom boy to help with daddy's needs. Let me lick your honey hole open so I can slide my man meat inside and fill you with my Hot porridge. Must be under 25 and willing to show your ID.” read Achaius finishing the ad with a giggle. The bear pun was right on and what he loved most about reading the personal ads, the unique and fun word play. It was also good for the occasional fun hookups. “Curious Cat Seeking Casual Canine Copulation. I saw my first canine cock in high school and I knew I needed to try one out. I've always had to top, but I want to submit to your masculinity and feel your knot pulse inside me. Make me your feline fuck toy. I'm desperate to itch this scratch with your thick canine cock. Meet me at the Avenging Unicorn this Saturday night. I'll be flagging for your Hot Dog with a hanky, so you can fill this snep in need.” read Achaius. His voice had gotten soft and sensual. The horny need was obvious in the ad, piquing the dracopard’s interest. He hadn't noticed that his own arousal had started to show between his legs, but the bright pink canine cock between them had slipped halfway out, with the plump knot stretching out his sheath. The rabbit sitting a table over at the same height of Achaius’ balls scrunched up his face at the sight of the large canine cock as it risked flopping about in his direction, however, what really bugged him was the potent scent that was ruining his morning coffee. “Dude! If you're gonna pop a boner, take it outside.” squeaked the rabbit loudly. Achaius turned around causing his balls to swing right into the rabbit's face, punting him across the small table spilling coffee everywhere. “Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.” apologize Achaius as he tried to give the little rabbit space. The silence of the café descended upon the two of them as the rest of the establishment turned to see the incident. Embarrassment flushed over Achaius’ face having assaulted a smaller male with his huge balls by accident. Whispers started to come from the other customers as they watched the rabbit get up, covered in coffee. “ Just like you big animals, not noticing anything around you.” said the rabbit as they got up and brushed themselves off. They looked at the mess on the table. “Look, just Go. It's embarrassing enough to get slapped with your balls. I don't need your sympathy and people staring.” they continued letting Achaius retreat from the embarrassing situation. “Oh. Okay. I am sorry though.” apologized Achaius again before walking out of the café, his four legs being careful to not create another incident. Having cleared the café, Achaius made his way to the Avenging Unicorn. He had lucked out that it happened to be Saturday and perhaps he thought he might even get lucky and show this hot feline a good time with the huge canine cock that hung between his hind legs. It wasn't long before Achaius found himself in front of the Avenging Unicorn. The large three story brick building had been in the neighborhood for a long time and had been converted into a bar with private party spaces on the upper levels. Achaius walked up to the bouncer, showing the short Tasmanian devil his ID, who nodded as everything checked out, letting the dracopard taur into the establishment. The main bar area was sparsely populated as the night was still young, but that meant Achaius could scope out the place for the mysterious feline from the personal ad. He looked around the room and found a nice spot at the far end of the bar to wait. The hummingbird bartender came over to Achaius. “Hey Chico, what can I get you.” he said with a wink and a kiss, flirting with Achaius. “Oh um. How about a rum and coke.” replied Achaius with a bit of a blush. “ Chu got it hot stuff.” said the bartender as he buzzed off to get the drink. Just as the bartender was about to return with his drink, Achaius noticed a well endowed fluffy snow leopard in nothing but short shorts. In his back pocket he noticed a handkerchief hanging out. It was mustard yellow and had little yellow hot dogs all over it. “Bingo” Achaius said as he spotted the guy he was looking for. “Oh I see chu spotted Harold. That boy has been begging for some doggy to bone him. I don't know if a hot stud like chu has got what he is looking for… Unless cho got some huge doggy bone between those haunches.” The flirty little hummingbird was full of energy as he gossiped about the snow leopard Achaius was eyeing. “ Well as a matter of fact I do and saw his personal ad, and thought I might get lucky tonight.” replied Achaius as he grabbed his drink. “Any good pick up lines to snag a fun catch like them?” asked Achaius. “Here take him this and say chu got a bone for some boy pussy gato. It's sure to get him riled up and ready to get plowed. Don't go too far. I want to see the show.” said the flirtatious humming bird. Achaius took the drink and padded over to the feline. “Hey there pussy cat, I read your ad, you're looking to get a hot doggy bone buried inside your hot boy hole. The hot bird over there said you'd enjoy this.” Said Achaius as he offered the drink. “Oh my, You have a canine cock do you? Well then let's see what you're packing.” Harold said as he took the drink and took a swig. His free hand moved under Achaius’ belly and to his sheath tip allowing his digits to wander around around the large slit at the tip. “Oh. Well, you're welcome to check it out.” stammered Achaius as his intimate parts were explored by the snow leopard. Before he realized it, Harold had shoved his hand wrist deep into the moist musky sheath, grabbing the squishy cock inside. The blunt forwardness of the probing encouraged the large horse sized canine cock to plump up. The bright pink tip pushed its way out allowing Harold's hand to probe deeper around the growing knot and get a good grip behind it. “Damn. you're eager aren't you?” said Achaius softly as he downed his drink. and set it on the table next to them. Harold downed his drink and sat it down. “Damn, You weren't kidding. I don't know if I can fit all of this in me. But I sure as hell want to try. Do I just bend over the table or lean against the wall?” inquired Harold as he dropped his shots right there in the bar. It wasn't unheard of for animals to engage in sex in adult spaces, but Achaius had thought about doing it somewhere more private, in case something detached. The excited stroking and squeezing of his cock kept him distracted from the worry. especially with how squishy it was. “Wow this is more squishy than I'm used to, it's almost like my dildo at home. You sure this thing is real?” purred Harold as he started to use both hands to stroke the huge canine cock. The squishy resistance of the man meat made him even more enthralled with it. He had to have it inside of him NOW. “It's the real deal dude. Now bend over the table so I can show you how pleasurable my knot is.” Achaius said as he positioned Harold over the edge of the table with his hands, before he could say anything else. Achaius’ large forepaws lifted up off of the floor, with his left paw putting its weight onto the table and the right one onto Harold's back pinning him firmly to the table. The large dracopard haunches moved closer to the warm furred back. Harold gasped as he felt the large taur start to mount him. It was exactly what he had wanted, but it still left him feeling vulnerable under such a bigger male, allowing them to penetrate him for sexual gratification. It was thrilling, humbling and embarrassing, but the feelings only made him want this even more. Harold's thick fluffy tail lifted, revealing his tight tailhole, eager to feel the rubbery doggy dong slip inside the warm bootyhole. It took Achaius a few tries before he got the tip of his huge horse sized canine cock to line up to the back door booty hole, pre leaking over the cave entrance. “Are you ready, little man?” asked Achaius. The tight little pucker swished back and forth before pressing back onto the tip, letting the pressure stretch the opening to let the pink penis slip inside the puckering pleasure hole. Achaius took the hint and pushed himself up to the knot in one fluid motion, the large girth straining against the tight hole, causing it to flex rubber like cock. A loud purr rumbled deep within Achaius’ lower chest, vibrating against the smaller feline under him causing a gasp of pleasure from the smaller male. “That’s just the length, that’s not the squishy knot popping in and out of that tight hole of yours.” boasted Achaius as he slid back some only to thrust the bouncy knot forward into Harold’s tight snep rump. “I.. Uh…. I don.. tuh…. Know if… It's Gonna … Uhhh Fit… “ grunted Harold as he took every hard thrust of the huge man meat inside of him, causing the table to shake and creek under the weight of the two fucking vigorously in front of the entire bar. “Oh Damn! Now that's a show! Too bad I don't have my camera to make it last.” said the humming bird from the bar. An older cougar in leather gear had sat down next to the bartender watching the action. “Twenty dollars says it's three more thrusts till that knot pops in and forty bucks says the snep breams himself when he does.” he said confidently. “Chu know I don't make bets with you anymore Jones. Not since that marten boy of yours stuck his dick in that bottle…. But make it one hundred and chu got a bet.” he replied. Jones slammed down a hundred dollar bill onto the table. “You're on.” Jones said simply as the two of them turned back to watch the action. Another hard thrust forced the squishy knot almost all the way in causing Harold to squirm under the table with his belly bulging from the huge manhood rearranging his guts. Achaius wasted no time pulling almost all the way out and then slamming back in at full force. he wanted to get that knot in so badly, but the snep’s tailhole had reached its limits, but Achaius had the flexibility of his knot to squeak in and out of tight spaces as it didn't get fully hard, rather it simply acted like silicone, moving with the pressure applied to it. “Almost in!” grunted Achaius in ecstasy. Harold however felt the tightness of his pelvic regions being bombarded and filled with copious amounts of cock. “Oh god. It's so much…. Fuck!” screamed Harold loudly. He had completely forgotten about the show he was giving everyone and how loose his ass was gonna be after the feral plowing. Before Harold could even steady himself, Achaius slammed back in again with a squelching plop, Achaius was completely inside of Harold, his flexible cock bending to fit in the tight spaces. Harold's body spasmed from the over filling, but before he could ejaculate, Achaius pulled his knot back out and then back in again. He had finally loosened the tight cat ass enough to start knot fucking him with the squishey flex of the knot making it even easier to do the deed. A grin came over Achaius' face as he knew filling someone whose torso was the length of his own cock was incredibly overwhelming with the full sensation and the pleasurable ecstasy of sex. “ I could go on like this for days.” boasted Achaius as he continued to thrust in and out, enjoying the squelching pop of his knot popping in and out. “I Can’.... Can…. Uh.” moaned Harold as the knot entered for the final time, sticking inside him as his body clenched tightly onto the knot. The tight pleasure sent Achaius over the edge. His balls pulled up as the seed in them moved to the prostate to mix with his seminal fluid, and with a jolt, gushed out of the urethra and into the snep’s guts that were impaled on his manhood. The seed gurgled deeper into Harold as his own spunk shot into a cup someone had placed on the floor under them. Gush after gush the two of them spilled their pent up seed, Harold's filling up the small glass cup and Achaius’ making Harold's belly bulge even more. “Damn. I at least got the knotting right.” Jones said as he grabbed twenty off of the pile of money, allowing the humming bird to take the rest of his winnings. “ya can't win them all.” he continued. “That's Right. Sometimes I win, better luck next time Gato.” replied the humming bird. As the two of them looked back, Achaius had started dismounting the small male under him, letting the little guy take his time after the rough fucking. The tightness of Harold's tight ass refused to let the cock go, and with an awkward Pop, Achaius pulled completely off. The sudden feeling of his hot cum squirting out of the full ass was something Achaius enjoyed watching. He quickly turned his gaze to look at the ruined ass only to see something sticking out. Out of the middle of it a hole the size of a large straw was pumping out a stream of spunk. A hard blush of embarrassment flushed over him as he saw his cock had decided to detach itself and was still pulsing in pleasure that was going straight to his brain. “Oh Shit!” Achaius said as he looked to see everyone looking at the stuck disembodied cock. Several guys had started laughing at the sight of the modular dracopard having lost his dick in the muscular twink snep he had just been plowing. “I'm, um, gonna need that back.” Achaius said shyly to Harold, who hadn't realized what had happened. Harold finally found his feet and stood up only to let the disembodied manhood slip into him without a base on it. ”Need what back?” he asked, still in a daze. “My dick came off and is well, still inside you.” Achaius said embarrassingly in a low voice to Harold. “What? Your dick is still inside me?” He chuckled as he felt the cock still inside him. “I guess I'll get to take it home with me then? It's the best dick I've ever had inside me.” Harold joshed. Here, put this beer bottle in there. No one will know the difference.” he continued as he grabbed the nearest bottle and handed it to Achaius. “Well I guess you can hold onto it until the knot goes down.” said Achaius, still looking at the crowd embarrassingly. “Can I at least cuddle you and feel my manhood deep inside you?” he asked laying his body down on the floor and creating a space infront of him so that he could hold the man he had just rigorously fucked. “ Yeah… I'm not quite stable on my feet yet.” said Harold as he collapsed into the strong dracopard arms, only for them to feel the pulsing doggy dong inside them. “It does feel really good in there.” commented Achaius as he purred softly enjoying the after glow. It wasn't long before Harold felt the sleepy afterglow flow over him, gently lulling him to sleep in the strong arms of the large dracopard. Achaius purred and rested along with his new fuck buddy. It wasn't long before the bar returned back to its normal flow as more gay men entered for the Saturday night fun. The End.