I Dream Of Weenie : Human
A horny woman starts fading off to sleep while watching an old movie and trying to get her mind of how much she would rather be getting railed- but then something strange starts to happen that makes it extremely hard to not think sexy thoughts...
But wait- there is more. There is three different versions of this story, all three are CTF, but each one transforms a different way, and each one transforms into a different type of penis! My head-cannon is that all three versions of this story happen on different nights, rofl. So all three are cannon.
(F CTF : Human) I had been tuned in just fine during the romantic parts of the movie, but start to fade to black once the action scenes get going. A bit backwards, huh? It is because I have been stuck here sharing an apartment with June because this was the only place I could afford that wasn’t too far from campus. I do have my own bathroom which is nice but also, since it is only like ten feet away from June’s bedroom, I can’t really do much without risking her hearing something, y’know? And I haven’t had a boyfriend in... well, technically ever. I mean, I have but it was kinda informal and sloppy, nothing consistent. Even if I had a vibrator- odds are she would hear it buzzing even if I managed to keep my own mouth shut. So, the romance scenes were able to keep me up because it got my mind buzzing with fantasies. I am hornyyyy, Kelly need dick! Ugh. Anyway, outside of the derailed fantasies in my own head, the actual plot of these old C-tier movies is gibberish, so once it finds its pacing my head finds the pillow on the end of the couch. My mind feels so heavy, my lungs feel heavy with yawns. Because I sort of faded out while trying to watch a movie in the shared living room, it was hard to tell when I actually went to sleep. At least once I dream of myself on the couch watching the movie, realize its a dream because I am aware of myself in third-person, wake up in a bit of a panic but then immediately start drifting off again. Okay Kel, time to call it quits and actually go to bed. No point in staying up if your too out of it to even tell whether you are sleeping or not. I sit up but pause, realizing when I move with a blush that my crotch feels a bit damp. Geeze I am horny, but I don’t want to touch myself and risk June knowing. I start to imagine some buff hunk like the guy in the movie sweeping me off my feet to leave this apartment, haha. Go somewhere real kinky like a quiet park at night while no one is around! Mmm, and of course he would be hung! Oh! SO hung that he is shy about it because all the previous women he was with were afraid of him- his cock is so big it would split them in half! Ah! I almost walk into the corner of the wall, leaving the living room to the hall. I better get my head out of the clouds before I knock myself out on the way to bed, heh. Oh... but it is so hard to think of anything else, brain is slow, and heavy. Instead of thinking of other things I end up just shuffling through a catalogue of different dicks, just trading one fantasy for another in rapid-fire. Mmm, focus more on the details. Less about the scene more about just the feeling of having my holes stretched around searing hot meat rods. My head starts to feel...stuffy. Like a pressure in your head, but... not like, a headache, which is what a pressure in your head would normally cause. Feels good, like being swathed in billowing blankets, hehe. I lean against the wall, almost sliding down the hall rather than properly walking. My head feels so warm and full. Sexy thoughts make my brain tingle! I imagine two men butt to butt, and sitting on both their cocks at once to fill both holes! A whole room full of twitching dicks waiting patiently for their mistress to call on them, drooling pre eagerly, waiting like tamed dogs for their master’s will! My vision turns pink, my head feels like it is throbbing, but again somehow it feels good, even though that would normally be a bad thing. Uuugh, pressure on my brain, makes it impossible to think of anything else. My clit is throbbing too- I can feel a line of moisture drip down my inner left thigh! So horny! The tingling is getting intense, it feels so good! I shudder as I approach my bedroom and barely get through the doorway before the pressure against my brain blanks all thoughts! I can’t even think about what I was trying to do, I just collapse onto my knees and my pussy spasms wildly as I orgasm! Even more intense than that though- explosive pleasure in my chest, becoming more powerful the further up you go! My neck, and especially my head! Every pleasure receptor connected to my brain was being triggered at once! World-consuming pleasure muted every thought I had, even emptying out all the hot sexy thoughts that had filled it so completely a moment before. By the time the neurons start firing again after the hard system reset, my thoughts slowly fade back in, wondering what the hell just happened. I am breathing like I just ran a marathon, sitting on my knees in the middle of my room. I don’t even remember entering the room- I sort of faded out halfway up the hall on the way here. My heart is shuddering like it is trying to catch up after missing a few beats itself. The crotch of my pyjama bottoms is soaked. There is... white stuff on the floor? Eww, what the heck?? It is hot like my skin so it takes me a moment to even realize my knees are in it. Thick, goopy white fluid on the floor, and as I stand up out of it and look around I see a few drops drip from the ROOF. What... is this stuff? There is a spot of it on my head too- I never felt it drip on me. It smells weird. I’d almost think it is cum, but who would have come into my room and ejaculated on both the floor and the roof? Also the sheer volume of it would require like, twenty men to have all jerked off in the same place. Unless... maybe it is coming THROUGH the roof, onto the floor? So the source is actually in the apartment above me? Gross. I still doubt it is actually semen, though. There is just too much of it in one place, at one time. I ditch the bottoms and shuffle into my bathroom to look in the mirror. Entire head is a bit flush, but given my recent reactions, that seems normal. Everything seems normal otherwise. I dry off my crotch and decide to shuffle to bed, the goo leak in the roof will have to wait for tomorrow. Sleeping is easier said than done, though. I just had an orgasm without touching myself at all. I didn’t even meant to do it! My heart rate skyrocketed, which then made it hard to sleep. But also... I keep thinking about what just happened. How did I climax spontaneously? Just how horny AM I? It felt amazing though. The swelling pressure, the warm tightness, heavy muddled feeling. I imagine what I must have looked like, shuddering suddenly, collapsing to my knees and my pussy clenches so tightly it juiced itself, blasting a stream of female ejaculate onto the floor. My labia quivering, clit turning purple for a moment from blood pressure!! Ah! Heart won’t stop hammering. I get up and sit on the edge of my bed as I feel the tickle of a drop of hot fluid drip from my pussy again, down between my thighs, touching the cleavage of my ass before I sat quickly to the edge of the bed to prevent getting my sheets soiled with the stink of my lust. Uuugh, so horny that the thought of how horny I am is making me hornierrrr! Oh... its... happening again? My brain feels heavy! Like someone was stuffing my skull full of cotton- it isn’t hard or painful, its just an incessant, soft pressure. Warm and comfy... hehe. I imagine myself stumbling all through the house erupting into orgasm randomly as I got, squeaking like a mouse as a stream of ejaculate erupts out of me, causing me to tumble against the walls and furniture breathing heavily while the pleasure quickly ramps itself back up toward the next orgasm. In reality though, I get up and shuffle my way back to the bathroom. I plan to splash cold water on my face to try and get my thoughts out of the gutter. I look in the mirror and gasp! My head looks...swollen!! Is it that goo?? I got some right on the top of my head that I had to wash out in the sink, but it took a few minutes at least to do that. Am I having some allergic reaction to the goo?? My entire upper head looks puffy and reddened, right to the start of my hairline, so the redness fades away onto my forehead. My face doesn’t seem affected, but also, the goo didn’t touch my face so that is probably why. Well shit... I am definitely fully awake now. My thoughts are still slow and tangled so I struggle to concentrate as I reach up and gingerly touch my head trying to assess the damages and figure out what is wrong. Hmm, it doesn’t hurt, so while it looks irritated- it doesn’t FEEL irritated. Actually... I press my fingers in a bit harder and hum from the feeling. The swollen surface feels rubbery, touching it feels... good. The buzz of pleasure so close to my brain causes my thoughts to fall back into the gutter, imagining all sorts of sexy scenarios. So many perverted thoughts, exploring so many erotic fantasies. Even things I would normally not think about at all, in the moment, when I am this aroused, I think about them anyway. Things that would gross me out normally are sexy in the moment. Hot pressure, head feels heavier! I can actually see my head swelling more in the mirror! A-are my thoughts causing it to get worse? My arousal? My legs shudder a bit as my pussy drips on the floor below me so I lean my weight heavily on my hands against the counter around the sink, looking at my swollen head in the mirror, while my mind races through fantasies. Thoughts blurring together, head feels so good. I start touching it again- this time rubbing my scalp through my hair, mussing my hair up in the process, but I don’t care, it feels so good to touch. My eyes roll around in their sockets, unable to really focus on anything for more than a fraction of a second. Head getting even bigger, even more swollen! The skin feels so firm and rubbery, its fun to touch AND it feels good to BE touched! The swollen areas and the unaffected portions get an increasingly extreme edge. The swollen portion starts to look purpled from pressure!! S-soooo tight! It looks like my head is going to explode!! It looks like.... it... it mmmm, it looks like... a penis. The ridge between where it isn’t swollen and where it is... looks like the corona on a giant penis glans. My face and my forehead except for the very edges is unaffected- which also creates a gap in the swollen areas that resembles the frenulum of a human penis. The ridge follows my face, over my temples, pushes the tops of my ears outward to make room, and then curves with the back of my skull, connecting around the back of my head, like someone dropped a wig of hair on a cock. I clutch the sides and push up and inward against the rubbery skin and the pleasure is sharp and electric, causing my muscles to go rigid and I stand erect, glaring at myself in the mirror like a starving dog eyeing a piece of meat. I should have been worried about what was happening to my head but instead I seen the shape of a cock and it made me even HORNIER! The top of my head becomes soooo impossibly tight! My brain drowning in horniness, the pleasure becomes so intense it whites out ALL thoughts, horny or not- and then ejects them!! With a quiet wet *smeck* sound an opening on the top front of my head appears like the blow hole of a whale and I bend over slightly and explode cum against the mirror! My entire body is filled with pleasure again, getting more intense the further up you go. My pussy fluttered and drooled onto the floor while my head emptied itself into the sink. The cum is so thick that in such large volumes the drain can’t take it all, and the sink fills and overflows over the sides and onto the floor! It clings to the mirror and wall like white glue. I am wheezing from effort afterwards. My thoughts quickly sharpen as the fog lifts and I slowly look back at the mirror, using my hand to wipe a path off to see myself in. My head is flushed, but otherwise normal. The swelling is gone- as well as the opening. The white goo on my roof... no one put that there- that came out of ME! In my small bathroom the cum overflow alone covered half the floor. The sink eventually gurgled as it drank what I managed to fit in it. My head... literally filled with sexy thoughts. My erotic, deranged thoughts actually somehow congealed into actual cum, till the pressure became too much and I ejaculated them back out, clearing my head again. That is... insane. Again, abandoning the mess rather than cleaning it, I return to my bed, exhausted from two orgasms. The whole room smells of cum.... my cum, apparently. My own thoughts, turned to hot white goo. My body was exhausted but my mind wouldn’t stop racing. How was this possible? Should I be worried? I should probably be worried. It certainly didn’t feel like a bad thing, though. It felt SO good. It felt no less intense than a normal orgasm except that it is EVERYWHERE. It doesn’t come from my genitals it rings through every fibre of my being. It is so powerful it deletes every thought in my head! Well... actually in order to get out of the top of my head like that- it likely physically touches my actual brain, and actually does remove the thoughts. It changes with my naughty thoughts, and they remain gone after the fact- so the cum is my erotic fantasies themselves. After just laying in bed for some time with my eyes closed, I cannot sleep because I keep thinking about what happened to me, and remembering the pleasure, which causes a gentle pressure in my head. I open my eyes to see the cum patch clinging to the roof still, and the pool on the floor. I can smell cum emanating from the bathroom where I painted half the room the colour of my lust. If it is my lust that does it... doesn’t that mean I can technically control it? If I deliberately gave in and... filled my head with... mmm. My thoughts become fuzzy again, but this time I use my legs to kick down the blankets over me and reach down with one hand to cup my left C cup tit, and the other went for my honey pot. As soon as I rub over my clit I feel an electric pleasure that travels up my body like a shock of lightning!! I squirm on the bed and feel my head heating up, starting to puff up a bit. My pussy lips swell fatter, looking abnormally puffy now too. I plunge in my ring and middle fingers, then use my pink and index to pinch the fattened lips between them, while my upper palm rubs over my clitoral hood. The pleasure spreads out into the rest of my body, and my head throbs in time with it. So horny, just like a big meaty dick! I giggle like an idiot at myself, turned on by how turned on I am. Labia grow fatter, and bigger! They are starting to look more like the dewlaps on the neck of some beast than pussy lips! The skin is so thick!! I leave my poor titty alone and reach down with both hands, grabbing my labia on either side and kneading the flesh! The labia is as thick as my actual hands!! And... rubbing it- it feels like two different layers of skin not attached to one another in the middle, the two sides slide separately. I can feel my ears getting folded straight out from my head by the swelling over them, the corona ridge forming! Hmmm, so full of naughty thoughts. But there is so many MORE I could think of! Even when the swelling is too minor to visually see the difference- even the tiniest increase causes pleasure from the tightness of the flesh, I want it to fill mooooore! I arch my back at a pressure in my guts and glance down to see two huge bulges! With an audible gurgle, my ovaries swell to the size of a softball each! One, and then the other get squeezed from lack of room and then abruptly pop down- ejected from the pelvic floor into what had been my labia! For a moment I have two scrotum with one ball each, before the abruptness of their descent causes them to swing together, and the skin knits together! The barrier between either side remains as a visible seam on the surface- a wall of muscle to prevent the balls from tangling around one another. I feel the divot between the two balls, and they jump in the scrotum before clenching and swelling larger. It makes a sound like someone flexing in a leather jacket! Oooh that is so fucking hot- I can HEAR them bloating bigger, heavier, meatierrrr. I cannot find the opening at all though, so I guess I have no pussy. Or at least I have no way of getting to it- the balls have grown over it. The clit and its hoodie are still over the balls though, so I touch that with my left hand, patting and rubbing the surface of my right ball with the other. My entire body feels so hot. My balls expand quickly with no sign of slowing down. They roll back and forth in the scrotum, and I can feel them sinking into the soft bedding deeper as their weight increases. The skin is so squishy and fun to play with, the ball so fat and round inside, I like to pat it when it rolls up far enough for me to reach without bending over. Like a giant ripening fruit, it grows bigger and juicier! My head swells, tickling pleasure receptors in the increasingly rubbery skin against the pillow. All that is my perverted thoughts, hehe! It feels so good to grooooow, I want to be bigger! I want to grow bigger, like a dick does! I need to be hornier, stuff my head full of lust! Tiiight, hot, tingling pleasure as it stretches, pressure eases off a moment, then another surge, tiiiiightening again, bigger! The edge between the swollen and unaffected portions deepens. The skin becomes quite textured there, it also blushes darker than the rest of the glans. So.... s-so... full... mmm-moore... wuh- wait too-ah! My thoughts white out again, my back arches and my balls slam up into my groin and pinch my clit on their own as I erupt cum against the headboard hard enough that it sprays out sideways halfway across the room, approaching the wall on either side!! I don’t even realize I am moaning and giggling loudly the entire time till the orgasm starts to slow down, because the blood pressure in my head muted all outside sounds. The cum stream fires straight up through my brain, tickling it, emptying its contents. Aww, but, wait I wanted to see if I could get an-nnngh- ah! I look down in time to see my right ball swell from the size of a basketball to the size of a pumpkin! A tingle of anticipation in the left ball before a full five seconds later- it joins the right. Still horny! Whole body starts to feel the pleasant pressure, like a hug that covers every inch of my entire body. It felt like I was taking part of some brainwashing operation- the perverted scenarios in my mind flipped through each other so quickly it was like holding down the channel up button on a TV that only broadcast porn. Scenarios turned to scenes, turned to blips of hot moments. The moment of penetration, the salty taste of the skin of a cock sliding into my mouth, filling my pussy, stuffing every hole. Heavy balls swinging, tight blushing pussy erupting, streams of cum, drips of sweat, flesh on flesh, giant wobbling tits, moans, grunts, gasps and huffs. My balls groaned with growth, fruits of masculinity ripening! Bigger and heaver! They grow for a quarter of a minute before pausing as if to take a breather, then resume where they left off for another quarter minute. Approaching the size of a yoga ball each- my nuts alone weight more than I do! I still push and roll my fingers on my clit, but I can feel bulges around my crotch and glance down at pencil-thick veins starting to inflate around my crotch, converging around the clit. My balls get so big they threaten to roll over my legs, and at this point I don’t think my legs can take the weight without the blood flow getting cut to my feet, so I quickly spread them as far as I can, squeeze my nuts to get them around their surface and instead rest my legs ON my balls, up in the air around their curvature, so the bottom curve of my gigantic balls is against my butt. Any bigger and it would have been physically impossible for me to open my legs wide enough to move them around my balls in this position. The sexy thoughts pop into my head on their own, I don’t have to try and think of them, they just appear and fill my mind with more hot white goo! My head swells even bigger and tighter than before- this time the corona is so broad I can actually faintly see it above my eyes in my peripheral vision! The ridge takes more of a proper shape, engorging so big that it steamrolls my ears entirely under it! Ah! All sound is muted- except the sound of my stretching flesh and throbbing heart, which are incredibly loud now. Movement on my head..? Oh no. It bloated so large and so tight its forcing my hair out by the roots! I am bald! A deep cleft in my head from my forehead to the open slit at the top- a run my hand over it exploring the contour when it collides with a bubble of precum the size of a golf ball and I unintentionally polish my newly bald head with it. Ooooh the flesh feels so goood. It is so stiff and rubbery and hot! Blushing purple with blood pressure, it swells still larger, stuffed full of lewd thoughts! My legs feel like they are sticking to the clammy surface of the ball sack so I try to move them but find they have fused together!! They aren’t even fused to the scrotum- they are fused directly to the balls themselves!! The surface flesh is stuck to the scrotum, but the muscles and devolving bone inside is stuck to the balls... my legs are becoming the epididymis! The long chamber where the fluids get mixed after the balls themselves manufacture the sperm. My clit starts to regress, no longer able to peek out of its hood... but its nerves grow, and spread out instead- filling the rest of my body to take its place. Any conscious thoughts I have at this point are blips few and between the blur of sexual fantasies, pieces of a puzzle no ones put together yet. The ridges of the swelling corona cover my temples originally and hug the top of my swelling head, but now expand so large they are swallowing my forehead too!! I let out a sharp groan and arch my back unintentionally- my head jets out cum but only a short stream before stopping. Oh gosh... that wasn’t even a proper orgasm- that was just overflow. So much cum I literally cannot even hold it all in. Though- my body is still trying, still expanding. The shot reduces my brain to empty space for a moment, before the sexual bliss claps back in on it and I sink into the white goo of my desires. The glans originally a bullet shape; it balloons into more of a mushroom shape now, if I stood up in the light the corona would hide me in its shadow. That also meant the bruise-purple rim was intimidatingly in the top of my field of vision. The pleasant pressure in my body increased, and I could feel my swollen glans push into the pillow harder without meaning to- and suddenly my gigantic balls roll off the foot of the bed, and thud loudly against the floor!! Am I growing? Wait... not bigger- longer! M-my whole body! I am getting so tight so... erect. The bulge of a urethra starts to define itself up from my crotch, where my clit was absorbed, up my midriff, over my chest, between my tits... on my throat, I will assume- obviously I cannot see my own throat. Especially not now. Only when trying to look down do I realize I cannot, my neck is swollen too thick to allow it. I reach up to feel my neck, but instead I brush my breasts before gripping and squeezing the spongy flesh of the engorged corona! Oooooooh! My entire body stiffens and squirms, another short-lived blast of cum hits the headboard hard enough to make an audible thud from the force! Flaring even bigger!! The curvature of the glans is getting so well defined the head again evolves from mushroom shape to a helmet. I can feel the corona pushing against the top of my eyebrows as it swells large enough to threaten to swallow me into it. My testicles now the size of a giant faire pumpkin each at this point, wobbling in the scrotum, resting on the floor under the bed while my body elongates down the bed itself. It feels so gooood to be penis! I am going to be such a great cock!! My body is stuffed with pleasure and pressure, gently swelling out as it more aggressively stretches longer, and the definition of its human form is lost in a growing pillar of meat! I can feel my bones softly click apart, floating around... I don’t feel them beyond that- beyond the dull pop and jarring of the surrounding tissue when they separate. Are they still in there? Dicks don’t have bones after all. Er, well, HUMAN penis don’t have bones anyway. I remember various dicks I have seen pictures of, and even ones I have seen drawn. I wonder what I will be like, as a penis? Thick? Veiny? Narrow and long? Cut, uncut? Hehe, just huge, hot, and hard! I will be everything! Everything and huge!! No, bigger than huge! I will be the biggest, hardest cock the world has ever known!! My glans shoved into the pillow which is shoved against the walls- forcing the rest of my body to slide down to make room, dragging my balls along the floor, helped by the fact they keep rocking back and forth in the scrotum already anyway. I just release breathy half-cries, gasps, and groans in pleasure. My brain is stuffed full of naughty white goo, no words left to think in order to speak. I can’t help but wonder what sort of dick I am. The mental images of porn and fucking degrade even further, simplifying to nothing but dicks and pussy! Fat jiggly mounds drooling, big hard clits, heavy swinging dongs, wobbling balls! Oooh what would it feel like to be inside of a pussy?! What sort of dick am I? Whah- wuh....o-o-oooooOOHH Too many sexy thoughts, too much horny, filling with more cum, so much cum to share with the world! I want to fill ALL the pussies with my hot sticky love!! My body writhes in pleasure, my balls heave up and the urethral bulge up my body swells obscenely fat! Veins from my crotch grow even larger and spread further, like the roots of a great tree digging into the earth. The pleasure causes my back to arch, but that is almost entirely the extent of my movement now. I cannot really move around, my bones- if they even still exist- aren’t connected to one another in order to function. I explode cum against the headboard again, this time so hard it scatters white globules across the ENTIRE room!! This orgasm was triggered by the glans swelling again though. Too many horny thoughts- I am too horny to be human! Only a giant meaty cock can be this horny, hehe! Never mind my ears- I forgot I ever even had those, but now the glans swell so huge they cover my EYES! I cannot see!! I still HAVE eyes, and if I became flaccid I would be able to see, but when fully erect, the corona swell down low enough to cover my eyes. The top of the bridge of my nose fits under the head exactly where the frenulum would be. My mouth remains untouched, gasping for air and making desperate breathless cries and whimpers as my body experiences more pleasure than my brain is capable of processing. I can’t see... except for the dicks and hungry cunts I see in my head. Blind to the real world- these flashing clips of wobbling, drooling, blasting genitals become my reality. My hands cannot stop exploring! The steep spongy ridge of the glans, the increasingly thick and cylindrical form of my body! Fat veins that squirm around under the surface to my touch! Feels so good. So good to feel. So good to touch. So good to be touched. My body throbs, so tight. Heart beat drumming on the inside of the wrist-width veins on my surface. My balls lightly brush the far wall when they relax momentarily- still not empty. Wait that means I am the length of the entire room? Woah. Without the ability to see, I have to rely entirely on touch. And every touch feels sooooo goood. Body throbs, arms lock up for a moment, an odd inward pressure at the shoulders. Oh no. Penis do not have arms. But I do. That makes me a bad penis? B-but... I want to touch. Oooh, but BEING touched... would be so much better. I... want to... but... to be touched. My head throbs even tighter, my thoughts liquefied into molten perversion to paint my love all over the fucking walls! My thoughts degrade even further from the visage of genitals to simply feelings. Can’t open my eyes, can’t remember what things look like. But the feeling of being rubbed, touched... thrusted. Hot, slippery walls hugging me SO tightly, rippling inward, drawing me into the hungry maw. Ooooh neeeeeed that. Need that... need more... than... arms. My arms start to become shorter! My body steals the mass and immediately stretches longer! The sound of stretching flesh resonating through my whole being, mirrored by pleasure, as each new growth pulls the pleasure nerves longer. My balls hop one and then the other, tagging the base of the shaft and then rolling down to thud against the far wall. How has June not heard any of this? Is she deaf too? I squirm, twisting my shaft as far as I can to the left and right, bending as far as I can so I can keep feeling, keep touching! Touch as much as I can while I still have hands so I can remember the wonderful feeling foreverrrr. Embed that feeling in my memory, as even more cum, to swell me even fatter and harder! My head starts to leak cum- I am not having an orgasm it just has no fucking room left inside of me to fit! It comes out in pulses, but the stream is never completely interrupted. My pillow and bed under me is soaked with hot sticky love. Then the floor. Half the entire surface area of the walls is already painted before my eyes were covered. My arms and fingers get shorter, squatter, rounder looking, and feeling. The bones inside get softer, causing their shape to become increasingly lost as they regress, and my shaft grows still more rigid with their essence. My arms feel so squishy and plump! Boneless, just muscle keeping their general shape. I can feel the mass being drawn in, my hungry shaft wanting more MEAT. My balls bounce more aggressively- massive, universe-shaking bursts of pleasure in single-blast orgasms exploding more cum, then pausing, then a few moments later another, and another. Getting stronger, getting closer together. Less time between blasts, so hard to think, even the sensations and pleasure in my mind start to fade to white. Nothing but white, sticky, hot cum! My head slides up the wall, bent against the head of the bed! The top of my head touches the ROOF! One testicle is big enough to utterly block the door to the room, the other slammed the dresser out of the way to make space against the far wall, and even still, my shaft grows so fucking long it is bent slightly in the middle to make room, giving my overall shape a S-like curve, my head curving forward, and my lower shaft curves back in another arch. Cum pooling! It is everywhere, on everything! Dicks don’t have furniture and rooms, they just have cum!! More, faster! Stronger! Brain won't stop tickling! Thoughts shooting out. The cum stream becomes so strong its trying to force the curves out of my shaft, causing the walls on either side of the room to groan, bending under the pressure and force of a perfect cock! I can feel something... I don’t know what? My... me? Orgasm so strong it is forcing me out? Me out of me. Penis don’t call themselves me they.... nnngh, they just....aaaaah, haaAAAAH And then I wake up on the couch so abruptly I roll off and hit my face on the floor! I fell asleep trying to watch that lame old movie. Thanks to my extremely bizarre and hot dream, the crotch of my pyjamas are in fact sopping wet, true to the dream. The rest, not so much. Well I suppose I can take some solace in the fact that I am a fully functioning human with a personality and not a gargantuan cock. I am even hornier now thanks to that dream, but still can’t really do anything because of my shared apartment, sigh. I do kinda wish I was still a dick though- a cock wouldn’t have to worry about waking up for classes tomorrow...