Cyanide of riddance chapter 1.
#2 of Cyanide of riddance.
This is something which is the first chapter of when they get to the competition.
"Ahh," red said. "Good morning, people and boydane. It is a lovely day to be in a reality TV show."
"And it's a great day to deny wetting the bed," boydane replied. "Which I did not do!"
"Ooh, it's also the perfect day to stay in bed and snuggle all day!" Grey squirrel squeaked. "Hey we should have another piñata party!" Pinky replied. "But, uh, this time, we should get a real piñata."
"Guys, there is nothing better than being on a reality tv show!" Lavender piped up. "Nothing!" Then the intercom had turned on by the side of the wall. "Attention, characters," Lioness said. "This is the lion producer speaking. Report to the living room for a competition."
"Competition? Ooh!" Icicle squeaked. "Wait up guys! I'm almost ready!" Then icicle had morphed into a car, a plane and then a phallic. "I'm ready!" She shouts and runs joyfully.