Cyanide of Riddance chapter 4.
#5 of Cyanide of riddance.
Now this series isn't bleeped anymore.
After all of the insults boydane had been given, he cries silently in his pillow. Icicle enters his room and felt sorry for what she and the other characters did to him. "Hey, honey," she said. "I'm sorry for what I said before. I was just trying to fit in."
"Nah, icicle honey," boydane replied. "You were all right about me. I am not good at mystery solving."
"That's not true. You're the bestest mystery-solving villain in the whole wide world!"
"I don't-"
But boydane's sentence was cut off after icicle had shoved her hand in his mouth. "Shut up," she whispered. "Boydane, I brought you a special someone that I think will cheer you up!"
Boydane gasps and says ,"mother?"
"You can come in now!" Icicle cheerfully says and in comes a male rainwing. "Mr. Pelvic?!" Boydane asks surprised and then the rainwing attacks him. "Get him off! Get him off!" Boydane shouted. "Silly boydane," icicle replied. "Mr. Pelvic is post-monopausal. It's impossible to get him off!"
Then Iceclaw and red come in and take the rainwing off of boydane and drag him out of the house. "You'll pay for what you've done! Darn you!!" He roars. "What the heck is wrong with you, icicle!?" Boydane snarls. "There is no explanation for what I've done!" She replies.
"You're completely out of your fracking mind!"
"I'm sorry! I didn't-"
"Wait. Did you hear that?" Boydane asked. "What?"
"Completely out your fracking mind! I said 'frack' and they didn't beep it! Frack! Frack, frack, frack, frack!" Boydane then gasps surprised. "What about ninx? How about flunt? What about ninxflunt?" Boydane gasps again and shouts excitedly. "No beeps! They aren't beeping the slang curse words! Go on, try it! Say something!"
"Okay," icicle replied. "Uh, Akita. Red sauce baby. Baked samurais! Sushi face!" But they were really racist words. "No, honey!" Boydane groaned. "They never censor racism! I'm talking about the words like ninxflunt!"
"Ooh. I could never say that. Those are bad words."
Ooh, if they are not bleeping, maybe they aren't blurring anything! Quick, fool, whip 'em out!"
"What?"
"Show me some cleavage!"
"I thought you'd never ask!"
Icicle then rips off her front fur and then shows cleavage. "Whee!" She yells. "Oh, icicle," boydane said. "You've been holding out on me!"
"Woah! I've actually never seen my teats unblurred before! It's way pinker than I thought it would be!"
"You know what this means?" Boydane asks. "I was right! There is a mystery to be solved! And I'm gonna solve it!" Boydane runs out of his room to solve a mystery and icicle looks down at her teats. "So, fellas, let's go grab a burger! Whee!"