Messes of Men

Story by BasedDook on SoFurry

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Another commission done for FA: blazingpelt of his character Jake interacting with Barnaby and Warren. This time, Barnaby's not left out of the equation resulting in some messy fun. It looks like Warren has a growing addiction though!


A gorgeous May morning greeted Jake as he stepped out of the taxi cab toward the now familiar Silva estate. Since his first encounter with the eccentric, juvenile, but handsome rabbit millionaire that owned the sprawling mansion, he had been requested by name to return and help with tidying up after large galas, charities, and most frequently, excessive parties with far too much alcohol for the number of guests attending. Each meeting followed a routine that the tabby had grown accustomed to, but that didn't keep his heart from racing every time he was instructed to take a trip into the countryside to help with Warren. Typically, he'd arrive and exchange greetings, followed by the rabbit taking him into a new room of the mansion. They'd rub against one another, tugging clothes loose from their bodies while their lips met. They'd fool around for the next half hour or so, take a break to clean up after themselves, clean another room, and then get back to the real reason Warren called the maid service.

The housecat's apron fluttered in the mild wind. Its stark whiteness contrasted beautifully with the black void of his dress. Its short hem of it barely covered his striped thighs and his rope-like tail swaying to-and-fro didn't help in keeping his modesty. The bright greens, reds, yellows, and violets of the front garden made him look like a character in gray scale escaping the confines of the silver screen. As he strolled casually towards the front door, it was no wonder to the neighbors why Warren invited him over so often.

However, despite the sunny weather, pleasant breeze, and general look of the mansion from outside, the cat felt different about this morning in particular. He could tell that this wouldn't be like all the other appointments he'd kept. After wrapping a paw around the knocker and letting it slam against the wooden door, it took no longer than a couple of moments for them to swing open only for Jake to be greeted not by Warren, but his exhausted looking ferret butler.

His appearance didn't shock Jake that much. After all, every time the cat had been in the same room as the ferret, he was either sleeping or in a neurotic and anxious episode. The ferret's dresscode certainly hadn't changed since the last time they'd met. He still wore a fine tuxedo suit, a red bowtie around his neck, and a tailored dress shirt that ended at his waist. Below that he wore the suit he was born in, his brown fur bristling in the wind. By this point, Jake had gotten used to Warren's tastes in uniform and had even taken it upon himself to follow the dress code appropriately.

"Oh thank God!" exclaimed the ferret as he pulled Jake inside and shut the door behind him. "You would NOT believe what I've had to deal with since this morning. First of all-"

"Don't listen to a single Goddamn word from his lying mouth!" Warren's brash baritone interrupted as he slid down the stairway banister and landed in the foyer. The rabbit looked just as exasperated as the ferret, though it fit his appearance far better. He was considerably less dressed than his butler, choosing a tank top over the half suit. The blonde tuft of fur on his head was disheveled and his tie hung loosely and lopsided from his neck.

The inside of the mansion fared no better, furniture appeared to have been tossed from the second floor balcony onto the foyer floor and papers had been tossed willy-nilly about the room. While there were no traces of alcohol or even a party to speak of, it was obvious to the maid that the mansion was sufficiently trashed.

He stood at the doorway, silent and mouth agape as the ferret and rabbit argued back and forth.

"We wouldn't be in this mess if you'd just let me call Jake in the first place!" shouted Warren.

"It's your stubbornness that made this mess." cried Barnaby.

"Stubbornness? I'm sorry if I need an extra pair of hands to do the work that you won't do. You're lucky you were born with the tail you got, and inherited the job you have, or else you'd be out of a job!"

"I'm trying to conserve!" the ferret exclaimed, "You've rented Jake every weekend for the past three months. You always keep him past contract, you spend half the time messing around, and most importantly, you've spent thousands on pointless parties to validate the need in the first place! You've got a problem, Warren!"

The two finally remember that Jake was standing beside them and their curdled glances dissipated into warm welcoming smiles. "Well, he's here now, Barnaby," cooed Warren.

"Yes, I called him here after you threw the desk off the balcony." seethed Barnaby on tip-toes. His smile grew strained and there was an unmistakable fury brewing in his eyes which were trained on the rabbit. His muscles relaxed and he patted down his bristling fur before offering a hand to Jake. "Terribly sorry you had to see all of that, Jake. Warren's had a fit and we need you to help calm him down and perhaps tidy up around the place- not necessarily in that order."

"Fuck you, we're doing it in the order that Jake wants!" sniped Warren, his arms crossed over his chest defiantly. "So Jake, what ya' wanna do first? We gonna fuck or do you want to throw out the desk I tossed over the stairway?"

Jake's eyes moved from the smiling rabbit, over to the annoyed ferret, to the demolished wooden desk lying flat on the floor, and then back to Warren. "I... I think it would be best... if we got intimate first. That way, we can clean everything up in one go."

Barnaby let out a "Tsk!" with a roll of his eyes before he turned on his heels and walked over to a lounge chair near the stairway. He took a seat and waved the cat and rabbit off. "Fine, go and do your business transaction now. I'll wait here for us to get some real work done!"

"Don't mind if we do!" exclaimed Warren as he grabbed Jake by the arm and whirled him around until the cat's back was pressed against the rabbit's broad chest. Warren took little time in letting his large paws feel up the cat's torso, rifling through the white lace and petting down the fur underneath.

Jake reciprocated the rabbit's affections with arms reaching behind him and snaking over Warren's broad shoulders. He aimed his muzzle up towards the bunny's where they met in an intimate kiss. Now this was the routine he was used to!

"Would you mind taking a room first?" asked Barnaby from his front row seat. His legs were crossed, one over the other while he glared at the two lovers.

"A what?" asked Warren between deep kisses, his tongue swept around inside Jake's mouth, intermingling and swapping tastes with the feline's. His loins press against the cat's rear as their bodies writhe against one another.

"A room! You know, that thing this house has dozens of!" retorted the mustelid whose eyes were purposefully avoiding the couple.

Warren pulled his lips away from Jake's kiss with a subtle wry smile on his face. He winked at the cat before motioning with his head over towards the seated ferret. "Oh, but the foyer has a certain romantic glow about it today," he says as loose leaflets of papers roll across the floor by the breeze. He leads Jake, their bodies pressed together, towards the lounge chair, his muzzle nuzzling the cat's neck while his paw wanders underneath the hem of the maid's skirt. "No panties today?" he whispers into the cat's ear. "How adventurous of you!"

It wasn't long before Jake and Warren were standing directly in front of the butler, their paws searching over one another while the scent of arousal began to fill the room. It was heady, musky, and undeniably masculine. However, the scent wasn't that of just a rabbit and cat. There was a hint of mustelid intermingling with their intoxicating aromas and Jake in particular could see the ferret was crossing his legs to hide his apparent interest in the events unfolding before him.

"Uh, Warren?" said Jake softly over his shoulder. "I think someone wants to join in!"

The rabbit lifted his eyes from his nuzzling just for a moment to glance at the ferret, who was trying desperately to keep from staring. "Hmm... would you like to get to know Barnaby more intimately, then?"

The butler's cheeks were red with blush and the whiskers on his muzzle twitched nervously. His mouth quivered as if wanting to say something without the courage to do so. His breathing was getting louder as that tail of his slapped anxiously against the back of the lounge chair.

"I'd be more than willing," said Jake with a seductive gaze pointed at the ferret, "As long as he'll meet me halfway."

It wasn't just the pair of eyes digging into the ferret that made him squirm, it was also the sight of Warren tenderly pressing his crotch against the cat's backside and the feline prick that was gradually lifting up the maid's skirt. His legs unfolded to reveal his own prick, pink and erect with arousal, as he nodded his head in agreement. "Fine," he sighed, "I'm not foolish enough to turn down an offer to have a little fun."

Warren and Jake's eyes met for a moment, sharing their triumphant glee before getting down onto their knees. The tabby's breath beat against Barnaby's groin, warming the fur and making the member throb with excitement. Meanwhile, Warren hovered over him, his white paws groping the cat's striped cheeks and petting along that long tail. Jake bit his lower lip as he felt a rabbit's thumb press against his hole and circle the rim.

The ferret's gaze was still hesitant to stare down at the pair. It was harder still now that the cat's adorable face was just inches away from his most private parts at their most private of moments. He made an audible gulp before reaching with one hand to pet the top of Jake's head, his fingers scratching along the scalp and behind the ears.

Jake purred a low hum of contentment as he placed his paws on the ferret's thighs, causing Barnaby to nearly jump in his seat with surprise. The pads of his hands stroked up and down the slender thighs, fingers rifling through the soft fur as he lowered his head to the trembling erection. His muzzle brushed over the skin and nuzzled into the crotch, his slender tongue taking it's time to lick over the balls hanging taut in their sack. Immediately, the ferret's grasp tightened on the cat's head as Jake felt every fibre of the mustelid's being shiver with desire.

Warren took his time admiring the cat's rear, one hand held up the tail while the other felt around the pert mounds and prodded the entrance. "A beautiful sight to behold as always..." he said with a rumble in his chest. He leaned himself forward until his nose was nuzzling between the velvety cheeks. He pressed his lips against the feline and let his tongue drag sloppily over the tight ring. He slathered it in saliva and pressed it inwards with a growing pressure. His eyes studied the movements of the cat, watching his back squirm as he toyed with the boy's rear. Finally that tongue slipped its way inside the cat, slickening the entrance with spit as it stretched and wiggled around inside him. The rabbit thrust his tongue in and out until it found the feline's gland. With an arch of his brow he teased it mercilessly as he groped and played with Jake's cheeks.

Jake's breath beat faster into the ferret's fur as he stifled gleeful moans. He focused his attention to the length pressed up against his nose, nuzzling it affectionately before letting his textured tongue glide over the skin. The ferret was not as hesitant as the cat to show his appreciation. His trembling tenor voice sang comforting sighs and effeminate moans which caused his ears to fold flat to his head and his face to turn a rosey pink. His eyes finally met with Jake's with a sense of kind gratitude before the cat brought his lips up to the tip of the shaft. They wrapped tightly around the head before he slowly allowed the cock's entrance into his warm maw.

To Jake's dismay, he felt the rabbit's tongue pull out from inside him, though the emptiness he now felt didn't last long. He soon felt the rabbit's large body against his back and those arms wrapping around his torso. Warren's cock was flush with the valley of Jake's rear and rubbed tenderly against the now slick entrance. "You like that cock inside you?" he asks rhetorically, "Barnaby ain't so big, but I got another if that one doesn't fill you up." He looks up to Barnaby only to catch the ferret's unimpressed glare before aiming his erect shaft under the cat's tail and leaning himself into the feline.

Jake grimaced for only a passing moment as he felt that thick cock suddenly press its way inside. The rabbit took his time in guiding it to the hilt, but that initial shock always took him by surprise. However, that uncomfortable second quickly passed to a lovely feeling of fullness and throbbing cock pushing into his prostate. He could feel the rabbit's veins pulsing inside him, showing that he was just as excited as the man in front of him. Once he got himself situated, Warren pulled his hips back before thrusting his cock right back in with a slap of flesh against flesh. A rumble in his chest vibrated into the cat, causing a chain reaction of vibrations through all three.

Jake purred as he suckled on Barnaby's cock. His tongue licked up every drop of pre dripping from the pent-up ferret's shaft. Every nerve along Barnaby's shaft felt like it was on edge and each bob of the feline's head triggered an ecstatic wave of pleasure to wash over him. The butler couldn't keep his feet off the ground any more as they constantly pranced about in the air. His toes splayed as he panted loudly. He began pumping his hips in and out of the cat's muzzle, forcing his cock to rub against the roof of the cat's mouth and that soft and textured tongue. His thrusts were far from dominant and more like an act of desperation, squirming under the control the cat had over his aching cock.

Warren's thrusts, on the other hand, were far more deliberate. Every thrust he delivered had a sole purpose of keeping Jake's cock dripping pre into his outfit. He hilted inside the cat, giving Jake the opportunity to admire the size of his maleness, grasp it, and feel it throb with power. The rabbit swiveled his hips to make his cock grind against the cat's prostate. With a huff he leaned over the cat to whisper in his ear. "You ready for the main course now?" he said.

Jake couldn't respond at the moment, not with the ferret's sensitive dick in his mouth, but he didn't think he needed to. The rabbit knew exactly what he wanted after all. Without much time at all, Warren was already pumping his meat in and out of the cat with the speed his species was known for. His strong hands clung tight to Jake's chest as he pistoned in and out with little care as to how those hits landed. Even with his seeming disregard for the cat's feeling, they hit in all the right places. The rabbit was rough, reckless, but like a homing missile the cock head always managed to knock against the cat's prostate.

Jake was having trouble of keeping his lips wrapped tightly around the ferret, though that didn't seem to matter anymore. Despite his lips curling into a smile as he moaned, the ferret looked fit to burst regardless. Barnaby sat on the couch with his back straight and his head thrown back in preparation of his orgasmic cry. Just about any sort of sensation could have set him off, and the cat's low moan happened to do the trick. The butler's cock tensed before letting his warm sweet spunk fill the tabby's mouth. It dribbled down Jake's throat, out of his mouth, down his striped chin. The ferret's cries were drowned out by the sound of Warren pounding into the Jake's tush and as he basked in the afterglow, he took little notice of Jake and Warren nearing their own climaxes.

As if the cock in his ass weren't enough, Jake felt one of Warren's paws drift down his slender form and grab hold of his cock. It stroked up and down the length steadily, causing Jake's entire being to quiver with pleasure. He clasped tightly around the rabbit's cock just as he was reaching top speed. Jake's tail curled towards his back and he matched Barnaby's cry as he finally reached his orgasm. Seed shot from his cock and splattered onto the floor as he felt a sudden warmth flood his rear. The rabbit slowed his thrusts before finally pulling himself out. He let his cock shoot a few last loads onto Jake's stretched entrance with a sigh.

"Well, now." said Warren, breaking the silence first. "I'd say that was an afternoon well spent, what about you two?"

Barnaby looked up at the now standing bunny through half-shut eyelids. "Spent is a good way to put it," he said nodding his head in agreement.

"Don't you worry, Jake. I'll call a taxi to pick you back up and you can take a shower upstairs in the meantime. You've done your part for the afternoon!"

"What?!" exclaimed Barnaby, "What about the desk? The papers all over the floor? And we haven't even mentioned what you did to the kitchen!"

"You're going to clean that, Barns." Warren retorted with a laugh.

"I am, am I?" he said, back to his neurotic self. "And what's going to make me."

"Let's just say, if you do, you're going to get your fill just like maid boy here." Warren said with a smirk. "After all, butlers need their fill too!"

Barnaby glanced down at Jake, who was now sprawled on the floor with cum dribbling from his mouth and rear, a big smile strewn across his face. The ferret rolled his eyes and sighed before walking to the demolished desk. "I suppose that's a fair enough deal. You're not going to go as gently with me though, you got that?"

"Loud and clear!" Warren promised. He leaned down and cradled the cat in his arms before hoisting him up and taking him up the stairs to the shower.