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There is a saying. It's not a very nice saying. Don't be a Dick. That is the lesson in this Tales of the Unfortunate ...

Our story starts off with our chosen protagonist, a chubby cat named Malz. She's a sight for sore eyes, with child-bearing hips, a very big derriere, and decently sized tits, but don't let that fool you. She is undead and usually deadpan to everyone... Except for the people that are important, mainly Ziggs and Xeno. She does keep her body properly maintained, clean as a whistle and no rotten flesh. You would forget she was undead unless she took her own head off, or you stuck your dick inside of her. She is a magic user as well and for those who know her, knows how she got the way she is.

Malz was feeling hungry. She had to feed soon to keep her energy up. She would have bothered Ziggs, but decided not to. Out of all the people she has met over the years and dimensions, she can relate to Ziggs the best. Both of them bunt heads with each other many times. Malz decided to pay a visit to a dimension much like her own, but was slightly different. It was only different because zombies have a co-existence with the living in that dimension. Personally, she loved this one and spent the most time here as she could easily get replenished. Originally this dimension was at war with zombies until she showed up. It took her a while, but she managed to stop the war and promote co-existence. The way she set the balance up was that there would be special rules that both the un-living and living had to follow. That was not to upset any balance that was established.

Malz had set up a way for zombies to not go rampant and attack the living by setting up a way they would get constant food all over the dimension. She had to open up many rifts that would drop specific types. You would have the classic zombies that just want to eat brains, she had that covered by opening a rift that would drop dead beings from it constantly. It seemed to work for them as she had no complaints. For others that eat meat, she had did the same with some variations. Live and dead animals alike would be also going though that rift. The last one she opened was for the kinkier type of folk. These Zombies did not like to eat meat or eat brains. They are the type that would get their energy through sexual contact. Unlike the other two types, this type is nearly identical to the living as they do their best to look presentable and hygienic. At first, Malz considered this to be a waste of time. Things however took a strange turn as she did not realize how necrophilia spread among the living. It presented a --challenge for her since she had to redo some things and had to watch over to see how it would work. For the most part, it worked, minus a few hiccups here and there, but she was happy that it was up to date.

When she had stepped outside of the portal she made to get her here, she fell to her knees. She did not realize how much she was in need. Her body was stiffening up, but she had one backup plan in case of this, which would be taxing, but would give her enough time to find someone. She began to infuse her body with her raw energy, allowing her to act as if nothing happened. She did had to act quickly however as she did not have all the time in the world to goof about. She may be powerful, but not stupid. The portal closed behind her with a sound that attracted zombies to her. She was soon surrounded by zombies. She was relieved as she was in the third area. Most recognized her helped her to the nearest building.

"Why if it isn't Malz. What brings ya here to our dimension?" The zombie said as two of the zombies had helped her to a chair. The zombie was a female that could fool you for a living person at first glance.

"Needed to take a vacation. Hopping and helping out my lover takes a lot out of me these days." She said to the zombie. Most of the zombies in this area had names. She did not know what sparked intelligence in this specific set of zombies, but it was a great thing to have.

"Ah. Xeno was it?" the zombie asked before she looked around for a bit. Malz knew this specific Zombie since she put her in charge.

"Yeah. Him and that Hyena Ziggs. "She said before the zombie crossed her arms and pouted.

"When are you going to bring that Hyena 'round here Malz. Many of the gals are eager to see this Ziggs you keep talking about."

"You know I can't do that. As much as you want to see her, she wants to see a dimension like this."

"Can't you go fast forward in time or something and pull her from the future or something?"

"Nah. Her future is impossible for me to go to since I fucked up her past."

"Fine... Straight from the reserves? Or if you're feeling kinky, straight from the source?" She asked disappointed.

"Reserves." At that moment, the zombie Malz had been chatting with left and pulled out a glass and put it down where Malz was sitting.

"What type? We got loads. Canine, Horse, Cat..." Malz tried to stop her. She did not know why the fancy keeping those in bottles that she made for them to keep them stored. She would have thought that they would rather do it from the source.

"Um...Canine."

"Reminds you how good Xeno tasted eh Malz?" the zombie said causing all the zombies to chuckle, both male and female alike. Malz pouted a bit before the zombie had brought the bottle over and poured her some of it inside the glass. Malz was quick to take the glass and chug it down as she felt as it helped balance her hunger slight a bit. When she finished the glass, she instantly began to motion for more, but was denied. "Sorry babe, can't have you emptying our stock. I hear there are more zombie fanatics over in the living.

"Thank you." She said making sure to properly thank the zombie before setting off.

"Be sure to find some way to bring some friends why don't cha?"

A few minutes later, she had left the Un-dead's planes and went over to the livings. Most of the living looked at her then minded their own business. She was out searching for energy. On her search she had seen public affections either at the parks or in alleyways. Some of them were two living and some were mixed between the living and the un-dead. It was getting late as her feeling of emptiness was creeping back to her. She was continuing her search. Most people were closing up shop, but as luck would have it, a pair of zebra twins were roaming the streets. One of them was more feminine, but clearly a male as the bulge under his dress showed very well. The other was as buff and masculine as you could get.

"I don't get why you dress like such a fucking queer. How would you get girls like that?" The buff zebra said making the other one depressed. She could tell that he was harassing the feminine one, but that was not her issue.

"Excuse me boys." Malz said catching their attention. This worked as they stopped and looked at her.

"My, what a big cat you are." the bigger zebra said wasting no time going over to Malz.

"That I am."

"What can I assist you with..."He said before he groped her ass. She did not make any emotion. "Aw jeez. Jack, we got one. A huge sexy one no doubt."

"W-we do?" Jack answered.

"So...Zombie. What can we do for you?" The zebra said flaunting his ego some more.

"I require energy." Malz dead in a deadpan voice.

"I don't know Buck, she is a pretty zombie." Jack said as Buck stuck his hand out in a motion that signify shutting up.

"I know right? Even queers like you know beauty when you see it. I don't know if you can understand me, but we will give you energy." Buck said to Malz. Malz was happy, but did not show it.

"You're buck, and He's Jack?" She said before Buck nodded. He was getting hard, it was a bit indecent.

"We are going to take you back to our place okay?" Buck said before Malz nodded. To be honest, Malz hates acting this way, but whatever gets her energy. She was getting annoyed however at the way he was treating Jack. It reminded her about Kiara and how his family treated him. Buck took her by the hand and left with Jack.

It took quite a while as they headed to a remote house that was far from the public eye. The three of them got cozy as it started to rain.

"Before we start, Mind if I talk with Jack privately?" Malz said which made Buck raise an eyebrow.

"So that's what the zombies are calling it these days? Talk all you want." Jack said going to a different part of the house. Once Buck was out of earshot, Malz put up a dampening field around the both of them.

"Jesus that guy is an asshole."

"I know..."

"Why are you with a douche like him?" Malz had to ask. She spoke with her normal tone and emotion.

"He's my only family."

"Want me to kill him?" Malz said making him take a step back.

"K-kill him?"

"Yes kill him. Scum like that doesn't need to be around ruining what I made."

"You made?"

"I remade this dimension a good thirty years ago. I refuse to let assholes like him ruin it."

"How would you even kill him?"

"Do you have somewhere to stay?"

"Yes, my boyfriends, but that did not answer my question. I want that abusive cunt dead too, but he's just so big..."

"You'll see." With that, Malz took down the dampening field and acted like before, deadpan. "I have finished talking with Jack."

"Fucking finally. Did he bore you do death? You'll be able to hang out with a stud like me."

"Hang out?" Buck sighed as Malz said that and dragged her inside. Malz dragged Jack.

"What is the faggot doing in here?"

"I require energy."

"Ah, you're a very hungry zombie slut aren't you?" Malz only repeated that statement again. Buck took off her clothes and showed off her body to Jack. He then led her to the bed. At this point, Malz took off her head and put it on the bed. At first the motion scared out Buck, but it faded once he got under Malz.

"Does Jack require services? As you can tell, I can separate my head from my body just fine." Malz said looking at Jack.

"No he doesn't." Malz put on back her head. She was going to do something before Buck made her sit on his crotch, her ass right in front of Jack with Bucks slightly drooling fuck stick in between her cheeks.

"Do you want me to milk it out?" She asked as she was unsure of his actions. She did not get to get a reply however as Buck turned her around and began to lick and eat her out. She felt nothing of course, but was unsure why he forced his self.

"Ah. Clean zombie pussy is just the fucking best." He said continuing as his cock stood right in front of her face.

"Are you sure Jack does not require services?"

"Fine... Jack. Let the zombie bitch give you a blowjob." He said as he was enjoying her much too well. He was fully hard with pre leaking. Jack scooted over to Malz's face and pressed his dick against her face. She knew that he did not want to do this. Malz was furious as this was getting on her nerves.

"Stop toying with me Buck. I require energy." Malz said a bit more aggressively.

"Straight to the point zombie girl, fine." Buck said as he stopped licking her. Malz turned her headless body. He did not wait for Malz as he took her body and began to use her as an Onahole. Buck cooed as she was a tight fit. He did not mind that she was cold on the inside, but he dam well was enjoying it. Malz only looked at Jack in disappointment. Buck could not see her face, but it was one of boredom. Jack just sat and stared at her head. "Hot dam, this is the best zombie pussy I've ever had." Buck exclaimed, rutting on Malz's body. She could tell that this was not his first time as she had Jack turn her head around. He only stopped soon after to let Malz put her had back on, taking that time for a breather himself, before going back at it again.

Malz was only lightly amused at how he was enjoying her pussy. She personally calls it a cold heaven because it never gets warmer, it always get stickier, and can drain someone's life all while them having the time of their life. She does admit to herself that her cold heaven has only been upset by two people, being Ziggs and Xeno respectively.

Buck grabbed her ass and bit his lip. Without any prior warning, he came inside of Malz. Malz began to grin, watching buck pant and loll his tongue out. This was the beginning of the end for Buck.

"Was I...satisfactory?" Malz asked looking at him. She had a slightly happier tone.

"Very, zombie slut." He said, smacking her ass. As he went to pick her up to have her get off, he found that she would not budge. He did not panic. His first thought was that he was probably tired. Buck let himself rest, his cock still in the sticky, cold embrace of Malz.

Now Malz began to grin. To Buck, this was nothing for him, most zombies grin when they get what they need. Malz began to move, moving her hips up and down his shaft, causing him to get cocky again.

"See Jack? With a proper fuck stick and a cocky attitude, even undead bitches can't get enough!" He boasted, Smacking Malz's ass. Buck waited for a response from Jack, but was surprised that he did not respond. In fact, Jack was nowhere to be seen! He quietly left after Malz began to grin. "Jack, you there?" He began to question. He pondered a bit before shrugging it off. "He probably went to take a leak."

"Jack isn't coming back." Malz said in her deadpan tone. This made Buck try to move, but nearly panic when he couldn't.

"I-I can't move!" Buck exclaimed, his nature going from cocky to frighten. Malz got off of his cock, and slid up to him. She put her best creepy expression on.

"Ah. I finally got a prey, how delightful." She said changing her deadpan demeanor to a sinister tone.

"Let me go!"

"No. You're mine now. Such a handsome man you are drives me wild." Malz said licking his face. "Stud's like you are easy targets like me. Now be a good boy and sit still. Don't try to escape..." Malz started, but laughing. "Oh that's right, you can't move! How silly. "She slid back down and readied herself on his cock, taking him to the hilt in one fell swoop. This made him moan as she did not waste no time riding him. "Tell me, how my pussy feels boy." She said not easing up on him what so ever.

"It feels alright..." He said which pissed her off. He was desperate to try to get out of this situation. He never had a zombie turn on him before.

"Oh? Just...alright?" She said peeved. She went faster on him. This caused Buck to cum inside of Malz yet again. Malz had an even more crazed look. "Oh look, you came inside me again! Good boy!" She said as she got off of his cock yet again to scratch him behind the ears. This time she sat on his chest, watching him closely. "I haven't had a chance to feast like this in a long time."

"P-please let me go!" Buck begged Malz. Malz's patience was running low with him. He simply refused to understand that this was his grave. This made Malz smack him.

"Jeeze, you're fucking dense. I should expected this from a stud. Let me spell it out for you. You. Are. Going. To. Die. Here"

At this point. Buck began to cry. He could not handle this. Malz decided to climb back on his chest, and watch him break down. It brought a smile to her face. She can still be frightening. She was starting to doubt that she was actually feared by anyone. She turned her head to his groin and found quite a surprise.

"You're kidding me. Even knowing you are going to die, your cock is rock solid. Well enjoy what you can, eventually you won't have any life left."

Time went on, Malz rode him for what seemed to be hours, draining him of all of his energy. After the 4th hour, he finally died. She was covered head to toe of his cum due to times that he'd cum without warning. She watched his lifeless body on the bed and laughed a bit. She could not feel, but it felt as if she was happy. She was well fed too, she had more than enough energy to leave at any time.

Malz decided to clean herself up afterward, as she held hygiene to the highest of priorities. She decided to leave the dimension afterward. She corrected a wrong and felt slightly relieved.

"Such is the fate of those who wish to ruin what I worked hard to build." She said before entering the portal, closing it behind her.