JBIAF: *Insert Title Here*
(We see a white circle on an otherwise black screen, which flies across the screen, before expanding at the sight of a young, nude, grey-furred, blonde-haired kitten walking towards the left. The camera suddenly appears to lunge towards the kitten, with the circle focusing on her crotch. The circle then expands to show a house.)
(Cut to the inside of the house, where we see a blue cat sleeping by the fireplace. After about ten-to-twenty seconds of silence and appreciation of the atmosphere, a redhead girl suddenly breaks the door down, frightening the cat.)
Elmyra: I'M BACK KITTY-WITTY!
(The cat, after seeing Elmyra, immediately starts racing the other way. Camera pulls out to show the brat stepping on his tail, rendering him helpless.)
Elmyra: WE'RE GONNA PLAY DRESS-UP, AND HAVE TEA PARTIES, AND MAYBE EVEN GET A NEW COLLAR FOR YOU, KITTY-WITTY!
(As she's blabbering on, the cat frantically struggles to escape her clutches, and soon succeeds.)
Elmyra: KITTY! COME BACK! WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN! (Grabs the cat back.) I need a quiet kitty, and I know just the place...
(Cut to the exterior of a building with the text: JOE'S FUR COATS! *UPDATE: WE SKIN ANY ANIMAL YOU BRING FOR FREE!*, as we hear a series of howls and other distressed animal noises, before we see the redhead younger sibling of the Devil himself exit with a familiar blue scarf around her neck.)
Elmyra: (While hugging the empty fur) WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN, NOW THAT YOU'RE A QUIET KITTY! WE'RE GONNA...
(Elmyra is suddenly tapped on the shoulder.)
(Cut to POV, as we see a fur-less cat with glowing yellow eyes glaring at her, as thunder is heard in the background, lightning strikes, and dramatic music plays.)
Elmyra: ... OOH, A NAKED KITTY! I'M GONNA TAKE YOU HOME AND DRESS YOU U...
(Elmyra is cut off when the cat takes the fur coat, and slips it on, revealing his identity. He then grabs a screen from offstage to cover himself, then throws it away to reveal him significantly taller than the brat, and sporting a red-and-green striped sweater, and brown fedora.)
Elmyra: ???
(Furball groans, then sports a glove with claws, before making an action pose that startles Elmyra.)
Elmyra: KITTY? WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
Furball: (In a suddenly impressive Robert Englund impression) What should have been done since you first bought me!
(Elmyra suddenly finds herself on a jeep in the middle of the Savannah, with Furball driving.)
Furball: And on your left, you'll see the king of the jungle himself, the lion! Do not step out of the jeep to approach this group. They are particularly ravenous around bratty children who deserve more than a spanking. Oops!
(The jeep suddenly hits a rock, sending Elmyra flying off, right in the middle of the feline gathering.)
(Cut to the lion family growling menacingly at the redhead brat.)
Elmyra: ... YOU'RE GONNA COME HOME WITH ME, AND I'M GONNA CLEAN YOUR HAIR, AND... (Ceases her infernal conversation at the sight of the supposed leader, with a familiar facial design.)
Furball: You dare mess with the king? (A male human dressed in orange pops up.)
MHIO: WOAH!
Furball: Not you!
MHIO: Sorry, boy!
Furball: This year's zoology lesson: Mess with the cat, you get the claws...
(Elmyra then races away, but is then pinned down by the female of the group, before the others pounce in a circle, and begin slashing at the center, with blood shooting at the screen, a demonic cackling is heard in the background, and the camera becoming less focused.)
(Cut to Furball, back in his blue fur, fidgeting in a bed, before having the sheets pulled off by an unknown source.)
Offscreen Voice: Furball! Furball! FURBALL! (Furball ceases his fidgeting.)
(Cut to a black cat with raven-hair, an orange sweater, and jeans.)
BC: What was going on up here?
Furball: Mew-mew-mew-mew-mew-mew... (Translation Subtitles: Nothing, Zelda. Just a dream.)
Zelda: Well, come on! You're gonna be late for baseball practice!
Furball: Mew-mew... ("OK...")
(Furball gets off the bed, and heads for the door, before making a sudden glance at the camera with glowing yellow eyes, as dramatic music plays in the background.)
(A little figure prances around the screen, chanting:)
Figure: ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS! ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS! HO-HO-HO-HO-HOOO!!!
*Cue lengthy sequence of silhouettes in the form of nude young female cubs, dancing seductively, with an award-bait romance song playing in the background.*
"I'll never be able to even nap tonight!" "For once, you're right. The effects were beyond crappy, and even the gore was so unrealistic!" Declared Kennedy Miller and Faith Fennec, as they exited the theater playing "A Nightmare On Elm Street 8 (Or 9, If You Count Freddy Vs. Jason, Then Again It Could Be 7 If You Exclude New Nightmare, Since It's Technically Not A Sequel, But It Could Still Be 8 If You Also Count FVJ, Which Sorta IS A Sequ... Oh, Who Cares? You Just Want The Bad Taste Of Micheal Bay Remake Out Of Your Mouth...): The Circle Of Death". The young kitten and fox cub walked down the parking lot with their 8 friends, along with one brunette human preteen, one teenage female porcupine, four female mice, one inexplicably human-sized teenage female mouse, two young raven-haired human girls, one young blonde human, two vixens, one in her late 20s/early 30s, one a preteen, one preteen lioness, two teenage female bears, one a panda, the other a brown bear, and two teenage female cats. They all piled up into a limousine with the door held open by... Wait, who were all those lovely females?
"What, you think I should tell you all about us?"
Well, I didn't mean that, Robyn...
"Screw it, the audience is probably thinking that. So, my friends and I were just headed to our monthly sleepover with these hunks of butlers of some pupils of our teachers... Just read here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22931783/ Anyway, on our way, we came across... 1, 5, 12, 14... 19 gals from Hollywood. Margo and Ash (the brunette human preteen and the porcupine) work at a company that specializes in family comedies with pint-sized sidekicks who speak in gibberish. Teresa, her mother, and Tanya Mouseke-somethin' worked with a legendary non-Disney animation filmmaker back in the 80s. Now, we've got another mouse ALSO named Tanya who coincidentally plays the SAME character as the first Tanya in a stand-alone sequel. They're also accompanied by Anne Marie here, who's also worked with the non-Disney animation filmmaker. Trixie Tang and Veronica here have appeared as supporting characters in the second longest-running Slimodeon show of all time, and the second one to suffer from seasonal rot. Agnes and Mrs. Fox have worked with a modern-day film director, who was kind enough to NOT have killed them off on-screen, let alone kill off their characters. All these guys have gathered for a good ol' fashioned getaway from the target of apocalypse conspiracies, but their van broke down, and the nearest hotel is over 15000 miles away, so we decided to take 'em under our wings. These six gals here (the teenage mouse, bears, and cats) we met on the driveway by the Acme Gentleman's Club, where they were holding a sign saying: 'Will sleep with you for money!' We assumed they were homeless, and were quick to let them in the ride. Turns out, they weren't homeless, they just wanted a night in a mansion under the guise of a slumber party to avoid their parents interfering. And this lion cub here, named Lacey... We'll just come clean, and say that she's a born-again Tohn-Oo-Filllian, who decided to get into some action with us." Announced Robyn, who was now suddenly facing a whole audience, operating a slideshow of visual confirmations of her exposition. "Any questions?" "You think that Tohn-Oo-Fill guy can go screw himself for having underage characters in an erotica?" Demanded one man in the audience, before immediately being struck by lightning. "Not if those eroticas are on IB or SF..." Replied Robyn, before resuming her position with the others.
Later...
As Vincent the fox ordered Chinese, the two Tanyas glared at each other, as they sat with the other 17 guests in the mansion living room. "That role was made for me, and you stole it." Tanya # 1 thought to herself. "B**** thinks she can steal my thunder..." Pondered Tanya # 2. "Lookit her. She thinks she can win any guy over with that ponytail of hers..." "Who wears those hood-thingies anymore?" "She just exposes her over-sized undergarments, and the guys stare like she's Jesus in person... I've worked for MONTHS to get MY underpants-exposure right, and she just needs minutes!" " (In mocking voice) Lookit me! I'm Tanya! I've got the cutest face, and the most adorable rump! I don't see why I don't get the attention! (Normal voice) How's a f***ing 8-year-old gonna compare to a blossoming teenager? Might as well find out, just to rub it in..." "I'll show her... I'll show everyone here!" "I'm not letting it slide!" (Both simultaneously) "Stand up to that broad and show who's top mouse!" "Care for a vodka, ladies?" Requested Scott the goat to the two mice in the midst of their mental duel. They both recognized their chance, and seized it. (And the island of Koridai! *Beat* I apologize for that...)
"Which one of us is prettier?" The two rodents demanded the bovine. "Oh, my... That was unexpected..." "Just answer the question." Scott stood there in silence, as the mice made various poses. "Well, I..." Scott began, before having two mini-dresses, one hood, one pair of shoes, and two pairs of bloomers flung at his face. Once he dusted the miniature garments off, he was shocked to see the competing rodents now in the nude, resuming their poses. Scott gazed at them in wonderment as they teased him. "Well... You're both attractive in your own unique ways. I mean, Tanya 1's got that innocent animated-mouse face you just can't resist, not to mention those breasts that aren't too big, and therefore, don't get in the way." Tanya 1 blushed at those comments. "As for you... Why, you're just an expansion of that beauty. But you've still got a ponytail, and a lovely voice to match." Scott relayed to Tanya 2. After Scott finished his compliments, the two Tanyas looked at each other, their eyes welling up with tears, then they embraced. "I'm sorry that I took your spotlight! The execs wanted me, anyway. I never wanted a part in that Direct-to-DVD sequel in the guise of a theatrical release!" "I'm sorry your film sucked! Your scenes were actually the only good ones, anyway." After they let their emotions loose, they decided to do the same for some more. The mice each slowly traced their hands towards the other's crotch, as they swished their tongues around each other's mouths. Their actions were suddenly interrupted by a comparatively-enormous pink tip on an otherwise white staff poking at their rumps. "Sorry... I can't help myself..." "Then don't..." Replied the rodents, as they climbed aboard the bovine's cock, before stroking his foreskin and lapping at his tip.
Margo and Ash stared at the goat pleasing the two mice, before turning their attention to each other. "I'm sorry for calling your film a rip-off of Zootropolis!" "Apology accepted. Also, I apologize for my comments. You're films are actually still good if you ignore the little yellow zits." The human and porcupine then began to undress each other. Margo untied and slipped off Ash's sneakers, before removing her black shirt, then her grey shirt, then red plaid skirt, then blue jeans, and finally, her lacy black bra and panties. Ash then removed the human female's red-and-white sneakers, plain-white socks, brown jacket, black t-shirt with *insert character from WIP Dr. Suess Movie Here* printed on it, purple plaid skirt, and her plain-white panties with a single bow. Ash then grabbed a handful of quills from her back, and bundled them together, before laying Margo on her back. "Don't worry, I don't bite... Except for self-defense." No sooner than she said that, the porcupine carefully slid the quills into the human's 12-year-old tunnel. While she was doing this, Ash felt the strong hands of Wesley the Wolf, one of the butlers, grasp her hips, then she felt his thick canine reproductive organ poking at her backside, before carefully inserting itself into her temple.
Trixie and Veronica watched the four females grouping, before looking at each other. "I'm quitting the show tomorrow, it's gotten so bad!" "So am I!" Replied the blond before they kissed. The raven-haired preteen pulled off Veronica's pink boots, before removing her white sweater, pink skirt, and frilly purple panties. The blond preteen pulled off Trixie's plain-white boots, before removing her pink sweater, white skirt, and frilly pink panties. No sooner than they had stripped themselves of their garments, Trixie and Veronica were approached by a muscular lion, and an equally-muscular tiger, who lifted up the legs of the two humans, and proceeded to fit their shafts inside, whilst they united their lips.
Meanwhile, on the middle floor...
Mrs. Brisby, her daughter Teresa, Mrs. Fox, and her son's friend Agnes, chaperoned by Carson the cheetah and Landon the leopard, were watching a Classic Universal Monsters marathon on TV, when something fell out of each of the young women's purses. The vixen and mouse quickly noticed, and gathered them up, before frantically stuffing them back back into their purses. "What did you drop?" Agnes and Teresa each asked their older guardians, shocking them. "Uhhh... Nothing." "You obviously dropped SOMEthing." "I was just squashing a bug." "Yeah, right. By picking it up and putting it in your bag. Pretty elaborate." "Yeah, but, that's how I do it." "No it's not. I saw you step on one yesterday." "Alright. I'll come clean..." Replied Brisby and Fox, before reaching into their handbags, and pulling out a purple phallic piece of plastic. "You learned about the 'Birds and the Bees' before Junior High, right?" The two younger mammals nodded. "Well, before I met *your father/friend's father*, I used to work with a bunch of guys at Double Z Studios, where we specialize in those activities involved in the 'B+B'. I settled down after all that, but every once in a while, I can't help but feel nostalgic for those times..." "How does that work?" "Well, you simply insert it in your vagina, and that's it! You start to feel relaxed and all. Want to see how it feels?" Teresa and Agnes nodded. "Well, first, you'll have to take your clothes off." Teresa then removed her lavender dress, then her plain-white petticoat, while Agnes removed her pink dress, and frilly-pink bra and panties, before they each lay on the carpeted floor and spread their legs and crotch walls. The adults each slid the artificial tool into the cub's tunnel, triggering a sense of enlightenment. The adults pushed it further and further until the cubs released their transparent fluids. "Don't worry... There's more where THAT came from..." Replied the adults. Mrs. Brisby then removed her red cloak, while Mrs. Fox removed her yellow dress and frilly-white bra and panties, before they each pulled a strap-on out of their bags, and buckled it onto their waists. Before they knew it, Agnes and Teresa found themselves being delighted by the feeling of a cold piece of plastic surrounding their guardians being thrust inside them a mile a second. "Oh, boys!" Announced the two milfs to the muscular felines. "Care to assist us?" Carson responded by lifting up the two mice and placing them onto the base of his shaft, while Landon lifted Agnes up by the hips, and slid his kong inside the vulpine's tight entrance alongside the toy.
Meanwhile, on the top floor...
The six teenagers were just sitting in a circle, glaring at each other. "Lookit her..." Pondered the blond mouse, looking at two of the cats. "Think they're so pretty..."
(A slew of comments flood the screen, saying: "You just did this!" "Rehash alert!" "You're out of ideas!")
OK, OK... (Fast-forwards a bit.)
The mouse, panda, brown bear, and two cats stuck their tongues out into the center, slashing at each other, before they were each lifted up by a muscular male. Shirts, shoes, socks, skirts, and pairs of frilly-white panties were flown across the room, before Sonny (the mouse) was infiltrated by Seth the otter, Yin (the panda) was stuffed by Prescott the polar bear, Diana (the brown bear) was penetrated by Banner the bear, and Parker the Panther and Matthew the skunk each fitted their manhood into Romi and Ciel (two of the cats), respectively, while Lambda stroked, kissed, and licked the testicles of each of the males. "Don't worry, kitty..." Replied Seth. "You'll get your turn..."
"I've talked to animals before, but I've never met one with your structure, let alone 20!" Declared Anne-Marie to the Lacey. "Care to know how it feels to interact physically with one?" The 6-year old human nodded, to which the lioness cub responded by stripping off her yellow sundress, and frilly-white panties. She then took the raven-haired girls feet, and removed her black Mary-Jane shoes, blue tights, matching bodice, plain-white shirt, red skirt, and plain-white panties. They then embraced and united their lips for a whole minute, before the feline lay the human down onto the floor. She then spread her legs, and proceeded to lap at Anne-Marie's walls, whilst fondling with her smooth petite breasts. A series of high-pitched youthful gasps later, Lacey found herself covered in transparent fluids, which she was quick to lick off. The human was then suddenly grasped by the waist by Slick L. E. D. Void, the weasel of the butler group. He then began to excessively lick at her face, while seating her onto his lap and tool. Lacey, in the meantime, was grasped by Vincent, who carefully fitted his entire knotted manhood into her tight womanhood, as the two young females reached to the center to resume their oral physical communication.
As Robyn observed all the interactions between the guests and the retainers, she felt a naughty sensation strike back. The young vixen grabbed the microphone connecting to the intercom. "Everyone please report to the bottom floor! I have a special announcement! If any of you are naked, don't worry, you aren't required to wear clothes in this town!" Before long, all the nude females were in the living room, awaiting the news. A whole minute later, Robyn, Edna, Ellen, Miaska, Kennedy, Faith, Odette, Grace, Wendi, and Sage approached the crowd of guests, before each removing their shoes, socks, shirts, skirts, and panties. The entire throng was then surrounded by all 14 of the handsome male servants. "One word for you all..." Declared the cub. "ORGY!" The second after that word left her mouth, the males simultaneously pounced onto the females, forming a huge cloud of dust, which eventually cleared to reveal the females getting pudding in their large intestines, mouths, and/or uterus...es.
One sticky climax and clean-up later...
"Hey, Robyn?" "Yes, Sonny?" "I just got a reply to my quote-unquote 'offer for late-night fun'. It's from a male skunk of french descent, who says he'd just love to spend a night with us quote-unquote 'madams of underrated appearance'. So, mind if we...?" "Go on! Knock yourselves out!" Encouraged the vixen host, before immediately being surprised by Romi collapsing on the floor with hearts and stars surrounding her head, and a red boxing glove on her hand. "Wow... Looks like she just took that phrase too seriously..." Announced Yin, in a suspicious tone. "Yep. Nothing to do with anyone in this group who happened to have a grudge against her for years of being bullied for not having the same butt size..." Nonetheless, the feline regained consciousness just in time to accompany her teenage comrades as they pranced outside and piled up into a limousine with a familiar silhouette sitting in the driver's seat.
Just after turning off the light in her over-sized bed, Robyn took a quick peek at the security camera footage to observe the two Tanyas, Margo and Ash, Trixie and Veronica, the MILFs and their daughter/son's friend, and Anne-Marie and Lacey each sleeping together in their own beds, as well as the limousine taking off into the moonlight. "Well done, Robbie..." Murmured the vixen to herself, before checking off a box on her "coincidental-meet-and-greet-turned-character-development-turned-orgy" list.
THE END.
Robyn, Ellen, Miaska, and Kennedy belong to Ethersaga.
Edna belongs to Krezzman.
Trixie Tang and Veronica belong to Nickelodeon.
Tanya Mousekewitz, Mrs. Brisby, Teresa Brisby, and Anne-Marie belong to Don Bluth.
Margo Gru and Ash belong to Illumination Entertainment.
Mrs. Fox and Agnes belong to 20th Century Fox.
Lacey, Faith, Grace, Sage, Odette, Wendi, and the male butlers belong to me!
Satirical, non-profit purposes, no stealing, all that jazz...