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This story was written for Tala as part of my February patreon request days. It contains sexual activities between two males and a herm involving consenting adults. :3

The Best Pizza of All

"Dude, they're gonna be here any minute."

Eddie elbowed Jack in the side, grinning as the German Shepherd gave a yelp and immediately attempted to do the same back to him.

"Yeah, they are. So get off your ass and put some pants on to answer them!"

Glaring back at the fox for just a moment Jack returned his attention to the glowing TV screen in front of them, guiding the soldier he was controlling ever closer to where he could see Eddie's own character searching for a weapon upgrade.

This was a common argument amongst the pair, and for that they were honestly rather grateful. They'd seen more than one friendship come to an end since leaving dorms and moving out into separate off-campus apartments, and the fact that their biggest and most frequent fights were who should put on jeans to answer the door when the pizza arrived reassured them that they weren't gonna end up the same way.

"How about this. Next one to die gets the door."

They grinned at each other, and for a brief moment fox and dog both set aside their controllers to give a firm handshake. Together, in one voice they nodded as they answered.

"Deal."

A split-second later though, even as they still clutched at one another where they were seated in t-shirts and boxer shorts alone, the apartment doorbell rang.

Their eyes widened, and they both leapt up from where they were sitting.

"Fuck!"

Normally they had a little warning. Normally the pizza guy had to be buzzed into the building, so at the very least they had two flights of stairs worth of time to grab pants and wallets and such. Today however that time seemed to have been stolen away from them, and even as they stared at one another in dismay, the doorbell rang a second time. A firm, curious knocking followed soon after, and the two friends began to nervously shove one another towards the door... ending up with both of them soon standing on the far side as they whispered and pushed at one another.

A voice cleared its throat on the far side of the door.

"Uh... y'know this thing isn't soundproof, right guys? I know you're there."

The two men's eyes bulged, and their faces flushed crimson beneath their fur. Bashfully, barely holding back a high pitched whine as he did so, Eddie grabbed at the door handle and pulled it slowly open. He remained mostly hidden by the door as he did so, ensuring that his skinny and mostly bare legs stayed unseen. When the door opened though, and he saw who stood beyond it, he forgot all about being embarrassed by his lack of clothes. Suddenly, staring at the figure waiting patiently in the corridor, his own attire didn't seem nearly as inappropriate.

The pizza delivery guy was huge. A broad and tall bovine figure whose body made even the large sized pizza boxes held up in one hand seem small by comparison. It wasn't their size which made Eddie's eyes widen though, or his cheeks burn brighter and brighter still. It was the fact that the cow's uniform jacket was half way unzipped, and stretched outward with two gorgeous, colossal breasts that seemed barely contained by the straining zipper. The outline of two firm nipples was clearly visible in the blue material of the jacket, too. And below all that... further down, to where this figure unlike Eddie or Jack was indeed wearing pants, a bulge even larger. A swelling of obvious manhood, despite the cow's long hair, beautiful feminine looks and indeed her unavoidably ample bosom.

Without waiting to be handed money, or even addressed any more, the cow grinned as she saw Eddie's expression and immediately stepped forward. She casually pushed the door open, causing the fox to stumble backwards, and entered the two men's apartment. Looking around, she giggled to herself softly. It was dark. The curtains drawn to avoid the street-light's glare upon the TV and no other illumination present. On a large table that might once have been used for dining there were two armies of tabletop miniatures set up seemingly in mid conflict. Upon a huge bookshelf there lay a few rows of college textbooks, then a vast number more of fantasy and sci-fi novels, as well as countless collections of Manga and a host of Blu-Ray box sets.

Turning her gaze away from the surroundings, Tala looked to the apartment's inhabitants. To Eddie, lean and supple in his build, and to Jack, more plump but equally more adorable in the curves upon his face and elsewhere. With a wry smile as the two men stared at her, gazing up into her face in confused wonder and obviously fighting with every last ounce of decency they possessed not to look anywhere else, Tala stepped yet further into their home. She set the pizza boxes down on the back of the couch, not suspecting they'd mind given the half empty bag of chips currently tucked into the cushions, and turned to face them with arms folded under her heavy breasts.

"So..."

She looked at each of the two college age cuties, one eyebrow raised, and licked her lips.

"...which of you handsome boys is going to pay me?"

The two men stared at each other in stunned confusion. They were both thinking the same thing, obviously, but neither dared say it. How could they?! This wasn't a dream. This wasn't some porno where stuff like this just happened. This was something out of some goofy masturbatory fantasy, not real life.

Nervously, Jack gestured towards his bedroom, on the far side of the living room and separated from his reach by where the cow herself was standing.

"I... u-uh, my wallet's in my room. I can go and get it if..."

The German Shepherd began to step forward, to move as though to skirt around where Tala was standing and make a break for not only his wallet, but the pair of jeans in which the money was currently at rest. He gave a stunned, bashful yelp however when a hand reached out and grabbed him by the shoulder. He froze, and turned to see the cow holding him, grinning down at him as he gulped and stared up into her unfaltering, unabashed gaze. He dared not look anywhere else, but the more time he spent looking at her... the more time he spent with her looking at him, the more his cheeks burned. The more he squirmed, toes curling down into the worn living room carpet. The more, to his horror, he felt himself starting to respond physically to her attire and her smouldering, tempting gaze.

"Tell me... have you ever played with your roommate's cock? Coz, for two guys so embarrassed to be in your underwear around me... you sure seem comfortable with each other."

Tala's words sent both of the apartment's residents into shock. Jack let loose a strangled yelp of embarrassment, and Eddie slammed the front door shut as though expecting a whole camera crew to burst in and begin recording this situation at any moment. They stared at the cow, but also at each other. Wide eyed. Red faced. Whimpering in bashful humiliation as they recalled all the times when they'd shared a dorm room, two beds in the same space, and listened to the obvious noises of their friend jerking off. When they'd finally stopped denying it, and shared the images, the videos on their phones and laptops that had prompted such actions, sitting side by side on the edge of one bed or another and enjoying the view together. And of course, the times when mutual masturbation hadn't been enough. When a hand, when a muzzle had been necessary... and without even intending it, they'd stolen away one another's virginity little by little, act by act.

Seeing their embarrassment. Seeing their excitement, Tala gave a deep, rumbling moan, and unzipped her jacket the rest of the way. There was nothing beneath it. No clothes, that is. Just her breasts. Her body, bare and suddenly exposed as it fell open at the front.

"Good. Then, it won't be nearly as embarrassing for you to share me."

She shrugged off the jacket, rendering her upper body bare, and began to tease her way out of her trousers too. She turned around, first exposing a plump bare ass with a twitching, lithe whip of a tail upon its base. Between those legs though, beyond the visible flesh of her pussy as she bent over to work the remainder of her clothes down and off her ankles, there were also a heavily swinging set of balls that could not be ignored. And when she turned back to face them, the lump Eddie had seen as soon as he opened the door turned with her, now rising to the occasion in a major way.

The herm cow reached down and stroked at her thick cock as it swelled and strained to greater proportions.

"I have a confession to make, boys..."

Already she could see the fox and German Shepherd's cocks swelling inside their boxers. Already she could see them looking at one another, then back at her, then at one another again as though trying to figure out how this was possible... but also how they could possibly say no to such an opportunity.

"...and, I hope it won't make you mad at me."

She stepped towards Jack, and gestured for Eddie to come closer too. With one hand she reached down and groped at the German Shepherd's crotch. It closed around his swelling arousal within the fabric of his underwear and squeezed tenderly. Jack let loose a deep, shuddering whimper, and stared at his roommate in undeniable delight.

"You see, I know that when you ordered your pizzas, you asked for extra for one of the toppings. But... I got a call after I'd already set off with them. The idiot who made yours... they forgot to add the extra."

By the time she fell silent once again, Eddie was in range too. Her other hand reached out and grabbed his crotch, and she dual-wielded the two men's erections within their underwear for a short while before slowing beginning to tease them free of those restrictive garments.

"So... corny as it sounds, I found myself wondering if there was a different way we could make it up to you. A way to keep you from complaining, and to earn myself a nice tip."

Glancing towards the couch, laden with the bag of chips, game controllers and now two pizza boxes, Tala shook her head. She looked towards the table, similarly full, and then finally towards the bedroom to which Jack had been headed not too long ago. Her eyes flickered with delight, and by the throbbing lengths of their arousal she began to lead the two men towards that door.

"A way to ensure that even if you can't get extra sausage on your pizza... you can still get more than you bargained for. Sound good, boys?"

They nodded bashfully, whimpering and gasping even as she led them through the door, closing it carefully behind them.

Barely ten seconds later, a frantic yelp of pleasure escaped one of the men.

A few moments after that, an equally lustful howl erupted from the other.

And before long, amidst their continued whimpers and moans, the bellowing, mooing cries of the cow filled the apartment.

Upon the back of the couch meanwhile, the pizza lay forgotten. But that was okay. Cold pizza could sometimes taste even better than fresh. And though they'd only ever experienced it together, never with another person before, Jack and Eddie happened to know for a fact that cold pizza after a night of sex with your roommate? That was the best pizza of all, extra sausage or not.

By Jeeves

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