Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 4
(Cut to a Blockbuster store in the middle of a field, as Tranquility Coyote-La-Fume steps out, frantically fitting on her shoe, before immediately being interrupted by a gunshot from the left.)
Guy In A Mustache With A Rifle: GET THE HELL OFF MAH PROPERTY! WHO CARES IF A GIANT BLOCKBUSTER HAS LANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF MY LAND THAT COULD POTENTIALLY GET A SHIT-LOAD OF NEWS COVERAGE, SCRAM! AND STAY AWAY FROM MY TEENAGE BONDAGE MODELS!
(Cut to Tranquility racing for her life, until she pauses by an exit sign for Acme Acres.)
Tranquility: Great. Now what'll I do with the Blockbuster? (Notices the store inexplicably now behind a billboard with the text: "DVD! THE NEW FORM OF WATCHING YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES! COMPLETELY DEVOID OF ANY GLITCHING, UNLIKE VHS!") Oh, well, don't question it.
(Cut to Tranquility roaming around the town, which looks somewhat different. We see various places and signs, like: "COMING SOON!: James Cameron's 'Titanic'", "COMING SOON!: Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone" and "NOW ON SALE!: Nintendo 64", as well as some newspapers displaying the text: "New TV cartoon portraying violence, foul language, and poor animation, may be the downfall of America.", "Star Wars Episode I slated for 1999 release! Long-time Sci-Fi fans are sure to be pleased! No backlash whatsoever!", and "Disney looks at declining quality in theatrical releases, and goes: 'Screw it.' Before beginning development of over 90 trillion direct-to-video sequels/prequels/mid-quels/spin-offs/TV-pilots-with-a-slapped-on-movie-title for the foreseeable future.")
(Cut to Tranquility entering a McDonalds.)
Tranquility: Could I get a pack of stuffed Doritos? Checker: (Laughs excessively.) Where'd you come from, Mars?
Tranquility: Well, I'll just have whatever you've got that's new.
Checker: Fair enough. Get this girl a Mc-Hot-Dog!
Offscreen Male Voice: Hey Coyote!
(Cut to a brunette pre-teen, with an overbite, accompanied by a young redhead girl.)
Montana Max: I thought I told you not to come here!
(Cut to a female brunette coyote.) Serenity Coyote: Sorry, Monty! By the way, no, I haven't done your homework yet, cause I had my own work to do. But since it's not due until Monday, we can just forgive and forget, right?
Montana: (Gives Serenity a violent noogie.) Hello?! Anyone home? Think, Coyote, think! You wouldn't want me to get expelled for turning in my homework in your handwriting, for seemingly no reason other than to establish my character, huh?
Serenity: No.
Montana: Good. (To Tranquility.) What're YOU lookin' at, narc? (Back to Serenity.) Remember, before Monday! Elmyra here can never have enough pets you know...
(Cut to redhead girl with a soul-eating face, stroking a blue cat, struggling to escape from her grasp.)
Serenity: Got it...
Tranquility: (Stares at her significantly younger female-father for a bit.) You're Serenity Coyote!
Serenity: Yeah, who're you?
Male Weasel: Convenient interruption! Why're you lettin' that dick get away?
Serenity: He's taller and higher on the food chain than me, and that's apparently the most reasonable excuse a bully-victim could have for situations like this in this world.
Weasel: Come on! You gotta be strong! Have some respect for yourself! You let that guy intimidate you, he'll be intimidatin' you the rest of your life! Think I'll be spending the rest of my life in this place for community service for jaywalking?
Checker: Watch it, Slick!
Slick: I mean it! I'll make a celebrity outta myself!
Tranquility: Yeah, you'll be mayor!
Slick: ... Yeah... Mayor! I'll clean up this town as mayor!
Checker: Well, you can start by cleaning the outhouses. (Hands Slick a plunger.)
Slick: (Looks directly at the camera.) ... Do we still have outhouses, even back in 1997?
(Cut to Tranquility following Serenity down the street, then down the block, and finally, at a Barnes & Noble. Cut to POV displaying Serenity Coyote seated on an armchair, reading "Alice's Adventure In Wonderland", next to a whole pile of books.)
Tranquility: Didn't know she was a bookworm...
(Cut back inside, where she's now reading "Assertiveness and You: How to Say 'No' to Sex".)
(Cut to Tranquility walking down the block.)
Tranquility: Don't believe it. How could Mr. Bunny say those things about my female-father? How could she have ended up... (Looks up, and notices a sign with the text: Wile E. Coyote's House, then notices the arrow pointing towards a shadowy trail, with a fancy building with the words: "Perfecto Prep" On the side. Camera then moves to the left, where we see a mansion with a sign on the door stating: "Wile E. Coyote's House".)
(Cut to Tranquility moving the sign from the right pathway to the left, before racing off.)
Offscreen Female Voice: HEY!
(A shocked Tranquility notices an orange female rat in a purple shirt and a black skirt by the entrance of the building.)
Female Rat: What do you think you're doin' on MY property?!
Tranquility: Sorry, I...
FR: Hey, guys! Lookit THIS! (Cut to a bunch of males and females of various species emerging from the building.) Get a load of this chick! She almost looks like that new coyote student in town! She must've had a run-in with Dr. Frankenstein along the way... (Cut to the students poking and laughing at Tranquility's fox ears and skunk tail.) You still have the same tacky garments, though! (Suddenly grabs Tranquility by the shirt, and tears it clean off.)
Tranquility: HEY! GIMME THAT!
Rat: Oh, you want it, eh? Well, get it while it's... HOT! (Tosses shirt into a nearby fire.)
Tranquility: You don't know who you're... (Is suddenly yanked by the tail by the other students, before having her skirt, petticoat, undershirt, shoes, socks, and panties ripped off and tossed into the same fire, before being approached by the female rat, who is now wearing nothing but a green artificial tool on her waist.)
(Cut to Tranquility being tied up and gagged, as the rat walks up closer and closer, until they are all suddenly invaded by a strong musk out of nowhere, knocking them all unconscious.)
(Cut to Tranquility's POV, becoming more and more blurry, before slowly closing her eyes.)
To be continued...