Interview with Mary Hyena
Mary Hyena is such an amazing character. Naturally, I just had to interview her for my new "Breast Lovers" group, here on SoFurry. One might imagine how this two meter tall, European albino hyena goddess can come off as quite the initimidator, with her stunning white fur, pink bits, nose & nipples, red eyes, and complete with a hyena gal's distinct pseudo-penis (especially to a slim & frilly cross-dressing fox!). But like so many liberated females these days, there is inherently more to this fertile beauty than what greets the eye...
J.F. - Hi Mary! I must say that you have an amazing figure... I'd almost be intimidated if it weren't for that charming smile. 
What was life like for you growing up? You must have attracted lots of attention...
M.H. - I grew as the dom' in the family. I was the largest and the buffest, and quite precocious, even if I was albino. Mom taught me to be a hyena queen when I reached four. At home, we've never been shy about public nudity, so when I was a teenager, it was rather others who were embarrassed. Oh well, it took a while, but I was finally convinced there was no shame there. I even convinced some human girls, so... Simply, I didn't see any reason why big hyenas should be shy... there's none, simply. WHOOOP! *hyena-laughs*
Soon, I became the leader in me group, and it didn't last long before all the neighborhood knew me as the goofy, lusty hyena. And the prude and puritan ones, WHOOOOP!, I couldn't care less about their opinion.
J.F. - So you have a significant other... How did you both meet? *giggles* The sex must be tremendous!
M.H. - I met a young hyena boy some years ago and had cubs with him. He was a bit of a "femmy boy", and wanted a potion to be a bit more manly, 'cause he used to attract only gay boys, but preferred the gals. So he paid me the way he had to and gave me those sweeties also. But he told me he wanted to date a hyena friend... he had some crush on her. So I solved the problem. Now they're happy together, and I'm happy with Julia, me two cubs, and the family. Maybe one day I'll take a real male mate... it's not happened yet. So now I have sex with Julia, who's finally got a mate, a herm hyena, and cubs are on the way. It's a bit different though... *hyena-laughs*
_ J.F. - I understand that you have an intriguing background in alchemy. What sort of potions do you make, and what are they used for? _
M.H. - I make potions based on various herbs, mushrooms and uh... some little secret components I've bought from some magical creatures... well I'm sure you've guessed how I paid them... *hyena-laughs*.
There are various potions that I can make... most are for healing, but there are some others that can be used for many, uh, let's say recreational purposes. You wanna become a taur, or lactate, or gain multi-boobs, or change gender, or become a herm, or being more fertile, or have a bigger sex, or getting buffer, or, at the opposite, become androgynous - I mean androgynous herm, male or female? I have potions for that. Oh and the ones which are supposed to work only for females and herms, I've tested them on males, and that works also. Warning... they taste good, but don't drink too much of them, otherwise they'd be way too efficient! I let you imagine... *hyena-laughs*
Recreational potions are those that sell the best. That was expected, would you say. *hyena-laughs* Well, that's the reason why I go on working on those, increasing their performances and trying new things. Can't tell too much right now... it's still an experiment. Bored of the effects? I also have a universal counter-potion.
J.F. - Ahhh, gotcha. *winks* Wow, these potions sound great. So, let's say that I wanted to become more feminine for just one night to please my girlfriend, but I still wanted to keep my penis, and NOT grow boobs... Could I get a potion from you that could do that? What might it cost me?
M.H. - It's possible, yes. I just have to know... femmy boy, or male-like herm? Dong plus pussy, or dong alone? The potions are different. It generally costs a hawt night with da hyena...*winks*
_ J.F. - *chuckles and blushes* _
J.F. - Okay, now I think we're all dying to know more about your beautiful, luscious lactating breasts. Now you say that you over-lactate because of one of your potions... Out of curiosity, what that just a fluke, or was that the plan all along?
M.H. - I was curious, so I experimented with that one on myself first. It was too efficient, so I had to dilute it after. I still thought it was fun and had advantages... some like juicy boobs, and I can be also a wet nurse... and while the baby's sleeping, it can happen I give the mom some... company, if you see what I mean. Also, milky sexual experiments are one of me kinks. *winks* So yes, there was some purpose there.
_ J.F. - Oh my... too efficient? That must have been quite a mess! *chuckles* _
M.H. - Yes, it was. Here's one of me latest experiments - http://sofurry.com/page/111680/user
Note that it was she who wanted it... some fun to share with a friend I think... Oh my, that must have been hot!
_ J.F. - Your motherly instincts seem quite sharp. Tell us about your relationship with your two daughters... How do they feel about your... um, chosen profession? _
M.H. - Me sweeties?... Oh, hyena girls learn very early. They're perfectly fine with that. I don't hide anything. I taught them how to be a dom' already, but also to stay sweet and tender. They learn quickly, I can tell you. They're just adorable!
Since they were three years old, as a hyena game, they tried to mount me... and I let them! The kids wanted to play hyena games and I played with them. And of course, breastfeeding has become a part of the game. Now, at the age of four, I began to teach them some kinks, to buy them pretty clothes - boyish, girly or androgynous, as they want, because, at their age, it's difficult, without "trying", to tell if a hyena cub is male or female. They find gender-confusion funny, so I let them have fun with it. Actually I find gender play very kinky.
Now, I choose the babysitters for them... playful females are preferred, so me sweeties can play and have some physical exercises with her. No males, 'cause I wouldn't want them to be humped in the bum...
J.F. - LOL! Good to know that you're looking out for our bumholes m'lady! * bows and grins*
M.H. - Also, due to their age, they only have dry orgasms... still, they enjoy it, and things will get better and hotter with time passing. Yet, it's a good beginning.
Lately, I've given both of them three drops of lactation potion, so their nipples are a bit bigger and a bit more sensitive, and when their flat chest is squeezed, it lets some drops of milk. Actually they enjoy it very much and have already found out how to take advantage of the situation by suckling each other and nibbling each others nipples... and they don't only suckle nipples... *hyena-laughs*
_ J.F. - You sway in all directions, as far as your sexuality is concerned, but your preference is towards the ladies. Tell us a little bit about your taste in females... _
M.H. - I like ladies who're natural, at ease with themselves, liberated, and liberated from all the norms the media, the society, the advertising, the religions, generally put on the women everywhere. Large, petite, plump, thin, hardcore bodybuilder? Anthro, feral, tauric? Boobless lizard gals or dogtauress with twenty tits? Big pear bum or tiny rear? Anthro or feral rear? It doesn't matter to me. Be yourself, gals, and be kinky. It's all that matters for me. I love you all!
Also, what's up with, 'OMG EWWW ARMPIT FUR'? You have it, keep it. It's sexy. Too much of it? Just learn to make it an advantage. I'm sure you'll find partners who're searching for that!!!
Oh, and do you really need all that crap they sell to make you 'ODOR-LESS'? Well, I take a bath or a shower each day, but I'm proud to keep some sexual, arousing animal smell... It's part of the game. And if you want it to get milder, just think natural - real flowers instead of chemistry, and clear streams, also.
And also... 'OMG BREAST IMPLANTS', wtf... Okay, after breast cancer or operation, they're really helpful. But otherwise, I much prefer natural boobs, even if you think they're too small and flat, or at the opposite too shaggy and squishy. Mine are shaggy and squishy, do I complain?
And YAY to mothers-to-be, pregnant women with heavy breasts and a cuddly round belly... they deserve more love for sure!
And finally, NUDE TORSO PRIDE! Males do it, why not females? *wink*
J.F. - Amen sister! If there ever was a spokeslady for true natural beauty, it'd be you! It says here that you've had some experience with some males as well. How about a few words of encouragement for us fellas, Miss Mary?
M.H. - Males? Hmmm, natural also I'd say, although I have a thing to tease, either the ones who're very muscular, 'cause I like to dom' them, to massage their hard pecs as if they were boobs, to tug their nips, and way more before letting them hump, but always with me on top! But males don't know about foreplay, generally, and it's kinda annoying. So I make them wait with much tease, till they can't wait more... *hyena-laughs*
But also, femmy boys... hmmm, they can be cute to tease, especially when they feel shy-shy toward a buff hyena gal. There also (to tease), 'til they're ready to pass out! That's how female hyenas are - they decide, males can't do otherwise... they must cope with us! But don't worry males, I will teach you how to enjoy it.
But still, choosing from a male and a female, I'll choose the female, except if I decide to have more hyena cubs... then, I'll choose the male (or herm) hyena I need.
_ J.F. - Tell us a little More about Mary's Inn... It sounds like a really exciting place! What kind of services would the weary traveler might find there? _
M.H. - It's a troglodyte Inn below a cliff in a calm valley nearby, I own it with a friend and me family. Taboo's don't pass the door, it's all free... one can fuck in the lobby's sofas across the fire (there are even two comfy couches with good pillows). There are good bedrooms, showers, a sports room (owned by me friend Julia), a garden with some secret quiet places between the trees, and a stream. There's good food, strong coffee, good booze and Belgian beers. Why would one ask for more?
So the traveler could find other travelers to chat with, become friends, or more, if you see what I mean *hyena-laughs*
Oh and not to forget, there's a free condom distributor on the wall beside the bar! *wink* Although hyenas never give you STD's... wolves, dragons and kitties neither. Oh and I also have a potion for that!
_ J.F. - You certainly seem quite comfortable with your life. With your charming kids, the Inn, and your sex potions, I'd say you just about have it made! Where do you see yourself 5, 10 years down the line? Will you still be in the potions business? Or do you suppose you might move on to something else? I would suggest perhaps making a porno, but you've probably already been down that road, eh? *chuckles* _
M.H. - In 10 years I'll be a MILF with shaggy leaky boobs probably, maybe even buffer than now, still free and all... maybe with a male mate, maybe not... still probably in me Inn, with probably new potions recipes, and with more sweeties that'll grow up and become sexy. And for a porno in me Inn? There's already been one, I guess there's gonna be more.
_ J.F. - Well that figures! *chuckles and nods* Well, is there any additional words of wisdom you would like to share with our friends at SoFurry before we wrap it up? _
M.H. - YAY for natural women - body, nature and sexuality. And fuck taboo's and bigotry! Animals are natural, let's follow their example, and let's not bother ourselves with useless concerns.
_ J.F. - Many thanks for your time and friendship, Mary. It's been oodles of fun. We certainly hope to see much more of you in the future! *smiles* _
M.H. - Thanks for this meeting and this interview. You're very welcome in me Inn, and if some folk wanna chat with me, about this interview or otherwise, they're more than welcome also!
For more info on Mary, visit her SoFurry userpage - http://maryhyena.sofurry.com/
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