Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 6
(Cut to Tranquility awaking in bed.)
Fifi: You OK?
Tranquility: Oh, I'm fine... I had a horrible nightmare... I traveled through time, and there were Disney sequels everywhere...
Fifi: Well, don't worry, you're back on ze bon 27th floor.
Tranquility: ......... (Turns on the lights to see Fifi now only wearing fishnet gloves and stockings, with breast implants.) MOM?! THAT CAN'T BE YOU! You're so... So... Big!
*Cue laugh track*
Fifi: I can call room service if you want...
Tranquility: ROOM SERVICE?!
Elmyra: STINKY KITTY!
Fifi: Sacre bleu. Eet's moi owner.
Tranquility: My owner?
Montana: Did that freak of yours get kicked out of training school? You know how much dough I wasted on that brat, or her 77 brothers and sisters?
Fifi: Ze least we can do with zat money ees make moi children better...
Montana: Alright, lemme remind you just for the sake of informing the audience: The freak's YOUR kid, not mine. Not even all the money in the world can do jack-shit about that filthy broad.
Fifi: Cut eet out, Monty!
Montana: Don't call me "Monty"! She's a narc, like her other folk.
Fifi: Don't you dare talk about Serenity like zat! (Raises tail.)
Montana: (Sprays a can of tomato juice on her.)
Tranquility: You son-of-a-bitch! (Races toward Montana, before being held back by his goons.)
Fifi: Zat's eet! I'm leaving!
Montana: Go ahead, scram. But lemme ask you: Who's gonna pay for your clothes, jewelry, liquor, and comedic implants, huh?
Fifi: YOU GAVE ME ZESE ZINGS!
Montana: I'll also cut off your 78 kits. I'll cancel Repose's cards, then Stillness, I'll revoke his parole, and Tranquility? Maybe I can arrange for a playdate with Elmyra here... (Motions to a redhead human female with a blue cat fur coat.)
Fifi: ........ Bien... I'll stay.
Montana: And YOU... (Points to Tranqui.....)
(The writer is suddenly interrupted by a commentator.)
TheMysticalMrEntrance: THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT GODAWFUL "FAMILY GUY" EPISODE, ISN'T IT?! **** YOU! **** YOU! **** YOU! **...
Oh, shuddup! (Blocks him.)
Montana: And YOU... (Points to Tranquility.) You're gettin' a time-out.
(Cut to Tranquility being pushed into a dark room, where she notices 16 nude muscular males of various species chained to the wall.)
Tranquility: Scott? Vincent? What happened to you?
Scott: Didn't you hear? They banned every form of promiscuous sex in Acme Acres. Even online fiction and drawings.
Vincent: It also didn't help that we spent the past few weeks copulating with a buncha minors, even though they were aware of the reproductive system, and birth control, and were completely OK with us doing it, and, well you get the picture.
Scott: God. My wrists're killin' me... I mean it. Might as well be dead now...
Tranquility: Lemme help you...
Vincent: You're freeing us? (Tail starts wagging.)
Tranquility: Sorry, don't have a key or anything... (Vincent's tail lowers.) But I CAN make you feel... Refreshed. (Removes her black Mary-Jane shoes and plain-white socks.) It's the least I can do for my biological fathers... (Removes plain-white shirt, blue skirt, and plain-white petticoat.)
Vincent: What're you...? (Is interrupted by a plain-white camisole and matching pair of frilly panties being flung onto his face.)
(Cut to the hybrid cub kneeling down to lick Vincent's long red cock, then engulfing it completely with her...)
TheMysticalMrEntrance: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH...?!
Be gone! (Reports him.)
(Cut to Tranquility sucking on Vincent's shaft, until he presumably ejaculates inside her, and she responds by swallowing his semen, then grasping his chest and rising up to his hips.)
Tranquility: Might as well keep the Coyote-La-Fume family tree alive even in the most intense hurricane... (Seats herself onto her biological father's staff, where she pushes her rump further down, allowing him to slither deeper inside her, emitting a series of high-pitched, youthful gasps and moans while doing so. Cut to a worms-eye POV, where we see her cute fluffy rear pushing further down on Vincent's red-rocket, until it emits a flood of milky-white substance inside her. Cut to Tranquility collapsing onto the floor, panting in exhilaration.)
(Cut to Tranquility's POV, where she sees the other 15 males with their own tools now steadfast and thick, and their eyes now in puppy-mode.)
Tranquility: I DID say "the least I could do for my biological fatherS, didn't I?
(Cue a montage of Tranquility performing a series of acts upon the males, including, but not limited to, foot-jobs, tail-jobs, 69s, cowgirl positions, refusing to stop until she bore the future offspring of all 16 males.)
BIG-LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!
Tranquility: By the way, where's Serenity?
TheMysticalMrEntrance: HAHA! VERY FUNNY YOU RETARD!
Oh, for god's sake... (Clicks "Ban from Internet Altogether" button.)
To be continued...