Serenifi: The Drama
DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING IS ONE OF THE MORE STORY-BASED ENTRIES IN THE "SERENIFI" FANON. BASICALLY, THIS WILL CONTAIN QUITE SOME TEAR JERKING SCENES. NOTHING AGAINST ANY OF YOU GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO STICK IT TO THE FACT THAT A CERTAIN BELOVED CHARACTER IN THE TTA CANON IS HATED AMONG THE HIGHER-UPS MERELY BECAUSE OF HER POPULARITY, AND IS THEREFORE MERCILESSLY ABUSED IN HALF OF HER APPEARANCES. AND YET THEY HAVE THE GALL TO GIVE A CERTAIN, MORE HATED CHARACTER MORE SCREEN-TIME THAN SHE DESERVES, TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY. OH, WELL. IF THEY'RE GONNA HAVE THAT ATTITUDE, THEN I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I CAN HAVE THAT ATTITUDE AS WELL, EXCEPT THAT THE TWO AFOREMENTIONED CHARACTERS ARE FLIPPED AROUND IN THEIR DESERVING TREATMENT. SO, IF YOU JUST CAME HERE TO READ AND GO "THAT'S SO HOT!" YOU'LL LIKELY GET MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR, BUT THAT COMES AT THE COST OF GOING THROUGH THE DRAMA. SO, IF DRAMA ISN'T WHAT YOU WANT, THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO LOOK AT ONE OF MY MORE LIGHTHEARTED LITERATURE PIECES. BUT IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, AND YOU WANT TO SEE THOSE TWO CHARACTERS GET THEIR PROPER RESPECT, OR IF YOU JUST WANT A REBELLIOUS FEELING OUT OF YOUR HEAD, THAN FEEL FREE TO STAY.
ALSO, INCEST AHEAD!
(We see a bunch of film-strip-like ribbons, with the text: "SERENIFI PICTURES" printed below, and a purple-and-white skunkette in the center of the circle of ribbons. "OH! Merci my leetle, how you say, cunning linguist... OH! MAI OUI!")
"Bonjour, mon petite femme..." The ten-year-old Serenity Coyote was suddenly awakened by a pink nose rubbing against her own. It took her a millisecond to realize that this nose belonged to her recent 14-year-old wife, a purple-and-white skunkette named Fifi La Fume. "How's my leetle canin?" "Oh, just fine... How was last night?" "Eet was, how you say, ze highlight of my life..." "Glad to hear that..." "So, I'm just going to go bathe myself and zen head off to ze 90s Cartoons church. You're free to join, of course..." "Well... I may be an atheist, but... Anything for my mustelid mate." "Merci! Should I help you with ze shampoo first zis time?"
Meanwhile...
In a pet store not too far from our couple, a fennec fox resided in a small cupboard, among the "exotic pets" aisle. He was just transferred here after being discovered in the desert, all solitary and outcast from the other canines for his large ears. He was, however, ecstatic that he will soon be purchased and taken home by a caring, responsible and mature family. The manager just flipped the "closed" sign to "open", heightening his excitement... "LOOK MOMMY! A CUTE WITTLE FOXY WOXY! JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE WITH THE TALKING ANIMALS!" His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a redhead girl dressed in blue and white, who immediately raced towards the glass and planted her face on it, gazing at the vulpine. Initially confused by the other mammals reacting in a cowardly manner, the fox looked down at the newspaper, where he noticed the little girl on the front headline, attending a dog show, and embracing a poodle in the most excruciating manner. His ambition turned to fear when he noticed large black X's where the poodle's eyes should be, and he immediately surrendered into the back corner of his stall. "I WANNA GET THE FOXY WOXY, MOMMY! PLEASE? PLEASE?" The girl begged as the fennec make frantic notions that said: "Don't do it, man! Don't do it!" An older female walked over, and observed the label below the cupboard. "Hmmm... $800. Sorry, sweetie, we can't afford this one." "BUT MOMMY!" "Why don't we find something else?" "BUT MOMMY...!" "Look at this, Elmyra! A cute wittle mousie!" The mother held a chinchilla trembling in fear. "MOMMY I WANT THE FOXY!" "Elmyra Duff, stop complaining! Either you get a chinchilla, or you get nothing at all!" The bratty redhead stood there twitching in anger. "**** YOU MOMMY!" She burst out, much to the shock of every other attendant in the store.
Seconds later...
The redhead was seated in the backseat of a car, throwing a fit. "I knew I shouldn't have left you alone during that movie... I've put up with your attitude for nearly a decade, and you still haven't shown any sign of gratefulness! You have more than enough pets back home, and we've bought you dozens of replacements for every one that ran away!" "BUT THE FOXY HAS BIG FLUFFY EARS!" "So does your cat. This is the last straw. No TV or pet-time for a week, young lady." "I'm sorry, mommy..." "For what?" "For using bad words around you. Can we please go get the mousie?" "NO!" "But you said we could get the mousie..." "I also said that we weren't getting you anything if you kept making a scene! Ugh! What would Tom have to say about you?"
Speak of the devil...
Serenity had just seated down with Fifi in the front pew of the sanctuary of the ninetys-cartoon church. She looked around the area, at the board just by the entrance with the text: "Today's Hour-Long Lecture: Uhhh... Don't smoke!", the TV Guide magazines in the small shelf on the pew in front of her, and the giant cross in the center of the stage, with an obese balding man hanging on it. "Wow, Feef. It's been quite a while since I've been here... Last time I remember was the Sunday before my first day at Acme Loo... Before we met..." "Ze almighty Tom must have planned our encounter zat day..." "OK, that's kinda stretching it, but we're together now..." Suddenly the whole room was silenced by the hush of a man in a black robe. "Dear writer, we're gathered here today yet again to say what we've been saying about you for the past million years, only with different people, and methods of preaching our recycled morals. Let's start off with a pop-rock religious song and... What's that? We have a couple of sinners in Acme Acres? In this room? Oh, my... Where? Down the center... No, wait... Right... No, left... No, center again... The middle... No, back... No, front... The brunette coyote in the school-girl uniform and the purple-and-white skunkette in the seldom-worn green dress from her otherwise nonexistent wardrobe? OK... The sin? Hmmm... I see... Alright... See ya..." He then opened his eyes, before glaring at the understandably confused/nervous couple. "Tom says that you two are... A married couple. Is that true?" "Well... Yyyyeee..." BAM! The silence was suddenly broken by a bolt of lightning from the finger of an enormous live-action hand from above. "You have confessed to disobeying one of the 18 commandments!" A booming voice announced. "What'd we do?" "You, Serenity Coyote, have chosen to become the soulmate of Fifi La Fume!" "So?" "So she's not allowed to have a soulmate!" "Why?" "Because ever since her first centered episode, my followers have been praying: 'I love her! We want more of her! I wanna see her gender-bent Penelope Pussycat!' I didn't plan for her to become this favored among my followers, and every single Sunday, they've been pestering me for more episodes about her! Well, I've gotten sick of it! Therefore, I gave her a spot on the 17 commandments, stating perfectly clear that she will NOT make a major appearance, with the sole exception of 'Summer Vacation', she will NOT get her own spin-off, and she will NEVER EVER EVER EVER... EVER! Have her own soulmate, let alone one of the same species, or even gender! The closest we would allow would be Hampton!" "Hey, I DON'T have the hots for her!" The porcine spoke up from his pew. "I only went with her in that prom episode because we were the only two characters without a boy/girlfriend! Yet, since then, everyone's assumed that we're together! We're not!" "YES YOU ARE!" "But I can't take her vapor! No offense." "YES YOU CAN! YOU CAN SPEND AN ENTIRE DAY IN A ROOM WITH THAT SCENT FOR ALL I CARE!" Hampton was then immediately zapped by the hand, prompting him to race back to his seat in a cowardly manner. "And as for YOU..." The hand pointed to the canine and mustelid. "I expect the rules to be COMPLIED WITH!" They were then zapped by lightning, each far apart from the other. They raced towards each other, but were halted by a line of fire forged 2 inches between them. They attempted to step around the line, but it only stretched longer. After several more attempts to reach each other, they were zapped again. "As further consequence, you two will no longer have access to your residence!" They both darted out of the building to their mansion, but were broken off by another flammatory line just 2 inches away from the steps to the entrance. A sign was then dropped through the soil in front of the house, with the words: "For Sale" Imprinted on it. "YAY! A NEW HOUSIE FOR ME?" The redhead girl from earlier questioned. "Yes... Just for you! As long as these two aren't seen anywhere near!" "OH BOY! I'M GONNA LIVE HERE WITH MY KITTIES AND DOGGIES AND BUNNIES AND..." "Why is SHE allowed here? All she's contributed to this world is misfortune to the other characters, even Montana Max! And that's saying a great deal!" "That's exactly why she's permitted on these premises... Now off with you!" They were once again zapped by lightning, except this time, they were flown far away from the manor, and each other. "As of now, you two are de-married!" "NO!!!!!" "NOOOONNN!!!"
Later that afternoon...
Serenity was just finishing the table scraps of her chinese take-out meal in the far corner of the alley she was condemned to. / In the meantime, Fifi was just finishing her italian take-out meal in the very dump that she used to reside in, only this time, she had no Cadillac to support her. / Meanwhile, Serenity spent the next minute or so poking at the remaining cube of tofu, before it flew out the box, and was taken by a rat. After her acceptance of this unfortunate incident, the canine pulled out the fortune cookie from the bag, split it in two, and glimpsed at the slip of paper with the text: "You suck." Written on it. Disgruntled by this, she tossed both the treat and the paper in the nearby dumpster. / Meanwhile, Fifi was finishing off her garlic rolls, when she suddenly felt a sting on her breast. She looked down to notice a marinara sauce stain on her shirt, brought on by the consumption of her recent treat. "Sacre bleu..." The skunkette attempted to wipe it off, but to no avail. "Eef only Serenity were here..." The mustelid pondered. / Meanwhile, Serenity had just disposed of the take-out box, and was now gazing at the orange-red sky. As she did this, she was heavily reminded of the many nights where she just sat outdoors with her purple-and-white lover, gazing at the sunsets that were heavily reminiscent of each other's beauty. As she thought back to those nights, Serenity began to feel a tingling sensation inside. She then promptly undid her black mary-jane shoes, then pulled off her plain-white socks. She then took some time to inhale her lovely lavender scent emitting from her soles. Serenity then began to lick at her feet, before resorting to kissing them. She then removed her plain-white shirt, before rising up to slide down her light-blue skirt and plain-white petticoat. Finally, the young canine pulled off her plain-white undershirt and slid down her frilly white panties, before placing the undergarments on top of the pile of her stripped attire. / Meanwhile, Fifi was resting her head on her massive tail like a pillow. She then began to recall all the instances where Serenity related to her that she didn't mind her musk. Fifi was especially flattered whenever the coyote stated that her scent often turned her on. As she continued flash-backing, Fifi was beginning to feel aroused herself by her own aroma. Fifi then removed her green shirt, then erected her body before sliding down her matching skirt. The young mustelid then undid her frilly pink bra with red hearts decorated, before removing her matching panties. / Meanwhile, Serenity, after making herself devoid of all clothing, positioned one hand onto her petite breasts, and the other between her legs, carefully spreading the walls of her tight entrance. She then slid her central digit within her pink tunnel, sparking her lustful desire for her separated partner. As she did so, Serenity closed her eyes, and envisioned Fifi kneeling before her, licking at her entrance like a cat at it's milk. The canine then allowed her walls to secure, before rubbing her fingers against the moistening entry. She pictured the skunkette laying on her front, massaging their crotches together. 3 minutes passed, and yet the coyote wasn't getting far with this routine. She needed more. Serenity then proceeded to fill her entrance with her entire palm, gasping at the sheer thickness. She visualized Fifi in a leather belt with an artificial penile shape in the front, holding her by the hips, and penetrating her with said shape. Serenity pushed further and further, moaning and gasping and yelping faster and faster and louder and louder, until she released her ghostly-white fluids at just the right time. / Meanwhile, once Fifi was completely nude, she allowed her magnificent tail to cross between her legs, and slither toward her underage entrance. As it began to slide inside her, Fifi began massaging and lapping at her flat breasts. She closed her eyes, and pictured herself on the bed with her canine love, who was licking her jugs and stroking her slit. Fifi then proceeded to tickle her neck and stomach, visualizing Serenity doing so, whilst uniting their lips together and continuing her probing of Fifi's crotch. However, the mustelid was not quite satisfied. She stuck her whole fist into her tunnel, picturing Serenity fitting a massive steel artificial wang into her. "Oh-la-la..." Fifi murmured as she pushed deeper inside herself. Finally, after 5 whole minutes of pleasure, Fifi erupted, before seeing Serenity licking her humid temple. / While their solo experiences were satisfactory for their sensual hunger, it wasn't enough to cloud the broken bond of Serenity and Fifi. They each looked around, before finding various slumber essentials, settling in, and sobbing themselves to sleep, whilst trying to relive their moments together that they now will never share again.
To be continued...
(Audience begins crying and begging for more)
OK, OK, I'll appeal...
The next day...
Serenity was behind the curtain of the Acme Looniversity stage, awaiting what would normally be her favorite moment of her Elementary-School life, her vocal performance of "Beauty And The Beast" at the annual Acme Loo talent show. She did her best to hold back her negative emotions, before the curtain rose. There was various feedback among the audience, including her father, Wile E., regarding her outfit, which was her usual black ballet uniform, as well as her smooth brunette hair tied up into a bun. However, as enthusiastic as the audience was, it wasn't enough to fully lift the spirits of the canine. Serenity approached the microphone with a somber look on her face. She quickly forced a smile, before beginning her tune. Her carol, however, was unsteady in comparison to her previous performances. In an effort to boost up her act, Serenity began to make her voice more upbeat. But, she still could not hide the major difference in her act, and given the romantic nature of the melody she was reciting, Serenity felt a crack in the dam blocking her tears. Eventually, the dam broke, and before she knew it, the coyote found herself weeping in front of the whole school. Soon, she ran off the stage in a haste, before the staff decided to move on to the next act. Meanwhile, Fifi was rehearsing her cheerleading performance at the upcoming Acme Bowl event. "Feef! Your up!" The gymnastics professor, Lola Bunny, announced to the skunkette. The mustelid responded by doing her routine flips and leaps and poses, only this time, she was significantly weaker in these actions. "What's wrong? I just told ya you gotta stock up on the vitamin water!" Fifi held up an empty bottle of the very drink Lola referred to. "Oh, sorry... Is there something you wanna talk about?" "Non..." The skunkette replied, before resuming her exercises. She attempted to keep a bright face and an upbeat spirit, reassuring herself about the dozens of attendants that are sure to admire her, but it simply wasn't enough, knowing her canine partner would be absent in the crowd. She soon released her eye floods, before running back inside the locker room.
Later...
"Alright, Serenity dear... What's the trouble?" Wile E. questioned, as he sat himself on Serenity's bed, next to his brunette preteen daughter. / "Now, Madame La-Fume... Why are you in, how you say, ze dumps?" Professor Le-Pew was seated at his desk, facing the purple-and-white teen mustelid. For the next minute, each of the separated spouses related their tragedy to their father/father-figure, often taking brief seconds in between to shed some more fountains from their eyes. / "Ooohhh... I'm terribly downhearted to hear that. Partly because you're my favorite daughter, and partly because I've experienced some harsh rules, even when I'm not trying to catch that bird..." The canine replied, whilst painting a scowl on his face specifically for the last sentence. / "Sacre bleu... As your most adored professor, and since you're my favorite pupil, I deeply sympazize with you... I simply can't describe how many times I've been stricken by Tom for successfully winning over a mademoiselle..." The black-and-white scholar related, in the midst of gazing at a photo of a familiar black-and-white female. / "Tell you what, Serenity dear... I'll let you stay here with your family..." The brunette looked back, after fighting off her drops, before slowly forming a smile, and hugging her father. / "Zat Tom ees quite ze, how you say, jerk sometimes! Wiz you forcefully abandoned, and zat beembo stealing your possessions, I highly recommend we start a revolt first zing in ze morning!" Fifi sat at her normal desk with an expression that said: "Whoa..." / As Serenity clutched onto her patriarch, she felt a need to express her gratitude to him. "Oh, and daddy..." "Yes, dear?" "Think you could... Cool my heat down? Fifi would do that..." "Why... Certainly. Anything for my little girl..." / "Monsieur Le-Pew?" "Oui?" "I may be, how you say, jumping ze gun, but, you zink we could... Celebrate your suggestion?" Fifi requested as she walked up to the skunk's desk, forming a half-cute-half-sexy pose. "Serenity would do eet..." "Oui, madame... Anyzing for my favorite student..." / Wile E. and Serenity then proceeded to unite their lips, slithering their tongues into each other's pieholes. As they did so, Wile reached down to his daughter's feet, and promptly slid off her black ballet slippers. He then slid off her matching transparent skirt, and pulled out of their kiss to grasp the straps of her matching leotard, move them off her shoulders, and pull them down with the rest of the garment, before she kicked it off. / Before he knew it, Le-Pew was smooching with what was sinfully the most popular student in middle school, cradling her, or more specifically, her rump, and inhaling her sweet scent. Fifi was suddenly interrupted by the teacher when her pulled out, and grabbed her by the legs so that he could remove her blue-and-white sneakers, and promptly spoil her bare feet, just so he could hear her adorable "tee-hee"s. He then lifted her back up onto his lap, and removed her cheerleader shirt, skirt, plain-white bra with a single bow with the words "Acme Loo" printed, and matching panties. / After getting a good long look at his blossoming young daughter, with her flat, yet adorable small breasts and her developing vagina, Wile E opened a jar with the words "sperm-killers" imprinted on the label, popped one or two pills in his piehole, drank some water, and slid his red tip into her tunnel, before pushing the whole meat inside. Serenity panted as he did so, intoxicated by his length and thickness. Wile E. embraced the brunette as he thrust further into her. Despite their occasional disagreements, Serenity truly adored her father, and vice versa. She thought back to that one night, back in London, during her 2nd-grade years, when her friends from Miss Pussycat's School for Girls had visited for a slumber party, how one in particular took an appeal towards Wile E. In fact, that was when she first learned the word "DILF". Now, her admiration for her father heightened once he offered her a place back in her old home, and was even willing to help cool her down every so often. While he wasn't as skilled as Fifi, he was still adequately satisfying. Just then, Serenity felt his cream accelerate inside her, before he pulled out to shoot some in her face. / As soon as he let the beauty of the young skunkette sink into the part of his mind that was in heat, Professor Le-Pew then undressed before her, before allowing her to kneel before him and stick his white tip into her kisser, whilst tracing her left hand around his black foreskin and tracing her right hand onto her slit. Fifi remembered her Sex Ed lessons especially for moments like this. She moved her tongue across the meat whilst swallowing the translucent liquid that was emitting. She felt the tutor's hand touching the back of her head, and forcing the entire frank inside. Not that she hated it, though. She continued siphoning on Le-Pew's sausage, before she finally got a taste of his vanilla filling. Even when she popped the meat out of her mouth, she still kept it aimed at her throat and tongue, desperate to consume every shot he had in store. After swallowing it all, she was lifted up and seated on the mentor's lap, where she allowed her entire sensual desires to kick in. As Le-Pew thrust his manhood inside her, Fifi thought back to her first day at Acme Looniversity. She recalled how she stepped into the classroom, expecting this 4th-grade class to really un-impress her, only for those expectations to be reversed once the handsome tutor stepped inside. It only got better from there, as she had become smitten by practically every athletic male in her Gymnastics class. Only for those individuals to turn her down for some reason she couldn't quite put together. Her school life then reverted to her previously miserable predictions, until she met Serenity. Since that courting, her school life has significantly improved for the better, as Serenity's new friends became HER new friends, and she gained the treatment she desired from Professor Le-Pew. Now, even in her darkest hour, Fifi had a glimmer of hope emitting from this very scholar that lifted her spirits in the first place. As she thought back to those times, she was rearranged in various positions by the male skunk, only adding to the overall experience. Finally, as her timeline of memories returned to the present, her mind turned to the milky substance that was now shooting inside her. The professor then pulled out to shoot in her face, just like Serenity did when she gave her a lapping. / Serenity bid her father good-night as he cleaned up the leftovers from their... "Bonding" moment, and left her room. She then engulfed herself in the sheets that so greatly reminded her of the tender skunkette that was her former girlfriend, and closed her eyes, still just a bit depressed over her loss. / Once their little... "Tutorial" was finished, Fifi redressed and headed off for the dumpster that was once her home, satisfied with Pepe's treatment, yet still melancholy over the segregation between herself and her canine lover.
The Next Day...
The Services at the 90s Cartoon Church were going fairly conventional that morning. Local residents were praying/singing, the children were watching "Fruity-Tales", and the staff was making "revisions" to their past sermon schedules. Suddenly, at noon, they were all interrupted by a loud strike on the entrance. One of the staff members opened, to be utterly shocked at the sight of a male skunk standing right before them, with an entire group of residents of various species behind him, carrying various picket signs and bitterly yelling. "All right, what's all this about?" "Your Writer has declared my favorite student a sinner, just for admiring a fellow classmate!" "Alright, I'll go and speak to him. The Writer works in mysterious ways..." He then closed his eyes and placed his palms together. "Dear Tom, I have all these people here saying that you trashed a local student for free romance and... What? OK." He resumed his previous stance. "He says that student is Fifi La Fume, and her lover is another female, so... She can rot in the streets." "How dare you speak zat way! I zought you guys were all about love and acceptance and freedom and love and righteousness and love and caring and love and... Love!" "Well, having a skunk get their man/woman is not holy, nor is romance with the same gender." "How is zat 'not holy'?" "It just wasn't Tom's intentions, OK? Now go tell your pupil to stop being a brat and try to be more like that Elmyra girl." "Oh, no you don't!" Another voice rose up from the crowd, eventually revealing itself as a brown skinny yellow-eyed coyote. "This isn't just about Fifi, this is about us!" "What about you?" "Why does Tom keep having me end up halfway through the Earth? Last week I was just buying a movie from the "Only-Video-Store-In-The-World" store, when I slipped on a skateboard, and fell off a cliff! What was up with that?" "Sssame here!" Replied a black-and-white feline with a red nose. "And here!" Replied a brunette vixen in a ridiculous pink dress. "And here!" "And..." "Alright, Alright! This afternoon, I'll get in touch with Tom and tell Him about Fifi La Fume and... What's the name of her partner?" "Serenity Coyote. My daughter." "Right. I'll talk to Him and we'll find a compromise to this..."
Later That Afternoon...
Serenity Coyote was laying on the couch in her living room, staring at the ceiling, still not over her loss. Suddenly, there was a rapping at the door. Wile E. answered. "Good afternoon, sir. What are y... EEEEEEE!!!!!" "DADDY!!!" Serenity howled in horror as her father was immediately tasered by a group of men in black uniforms. "There she is!" The lead officer announced before seizing the brunette by the arms with another officer. "What's this all about?! Keep your hands off my daughter!" A blond human woman rushed into the hallway and attempted to retrieve the feisty coyote, only to be tasered herself. "What are you doing to me?!" "It's just a favor for Tom..." The lead man replied as they cuffed her and tossed her into the back of the truck. Meanwhile, Fifi was once again gazing at the sky, still deeply aching for her canine lover. "NOW!" Before she knew it, the skunkette was pounced upon by a group of uniformed human males. "I'm warning you! I've got a hazardous tail, and I'm not afraid to use eet!" Fifi declared bravely, before getting a jug of tomato juice poured onto her. "What's zis about?!" "You want companionship? Well, your wish will be granted!" The lead officer replied, before tossing her into the back of the truck.
To Be Conti... Screw it. I'm so torn up by this, I'll just let the whole thing play just to see how it turns up...
After nearly an hour in the dark backside of the automobile, Serenity Coyote's eyes became a stranger to the massive light that welcomed her as the doors opened. She was grabbed by the arms, and initially struck by a sense of hope when her hands were uncuffed and she noticed Fifi being escorted beside her. Unfortunately, that sense was knocked out once they were both thrown into a secluded area of the mysterious building that was accompanied by metal cylinders that reached from the base all the way up to the crest. As the men locked the doors, Fifi took notice of a familiar vixen and weasel accompanying them. "Miranda? Slick?" "Yeah... I was caught for jaywalking, littering, illegally watching stuff on the Internet, and trash-talking Asia like it was the entirety of a particularly egotistical country in that same region." "I'm here for just shrugging those off as insignificant and outdated crimes." "You two are lucky. We don't even know why WE'RE here..." "I'll tell you why. All of you. This morning, your black-and-white stink-bomb of a professor snapped at us for keeping you separated. So we called upon Tom, and apparently he decided that you two COULD be together again, as long as you reside with a little girl by the name of Elmyra Duff for the remainder of your shared lives." The prisoners all sat there with gaping mouths of horror, unable to utter a syllable. "Don't worry, guys. Tom assures that you'll have an awesome life from there. You'll be showered with hugs..." "Non..." Fifi replied under her breath. "... Play dress-up..." "No..." Miranda replied under her breath. "... Even her parents will let you sleep with them for your first night and watch 'The Butterfly Effect' with them." "NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" All four jailbirds replied in pure terror. "Don't fret. You'll love them. How can you judge someone without knowing them?" Fifi opened her mouth to reply that she already knows Elmyra, but was interrupted by the slamming of the doors, a sign that they were now the only one left in the room. The four mammals lay there for a few seconds of silence, until it was broken by the soft sobbing of Serenity. "Oh, I apologize, Serenity... I swear to Tom we'll be alright..." Right then and there, the canine felt a different bolt of lightning emotion strike her. Something she hasn't felt for nearly her whole life. "Swear to Tom?" She replied with a bit of an attitude. The coyote then slashed at the mustelid, claws now erect from her hands. "Tom is what got us here in the first place! Hell, YOU got us here by taking me that day!" Serenity had never felt this bitter in her life, let alone at a loved one. "Where's that loving caring Tom when we need him? I thought I could get something out of my open-mindedness to our different views! Well, we got something all right!" Fifi lay in the corner with four new marks on her cheeks, soaking in Serenity's words, before breaking into tears. The distressed vocal effects emulating from the skunkette snapped Serenity out of her vengeful state. She gazed at the wounds on her friend's cheek, leeking with red liquid, before turning her attention to her own claws with the very same substance dripping off. "What's become of me?" She regretted. The canine attempted to embrace the mustelid, but was shooed off by her. "I'm sorry, Feef. I guess it was also my fault for going with you. I just wanted to make you happier than you already were..." The purple-and-white skunkette looked up at the remorseful canid, her eyes blurry from the drops she shed. "Eef I had known zees would happen, I wouldn't have gone at all... You're all I need..." Fifi then wrapped her arms around Serenity, who had now begun to lick at her red marks with the intention of curing them. "Well, looks like our final hour... Why not make the most of it?" Serenity spoke up after a length of silence. She then slid off her black mary-jane shoes, then her plain-white socks, before removing her matching shirt and light-blue skirt. Serenity then slid down her plain-white petticoat, before pulling off her matching undershirt and sliding down her frilly white panties. Fifi removed her green shirt, before sliding down her matching skirt. She then undid her frilly pink bra with red hearts decorated, then slid down her matching panties. The two young cubs then embraced each other in comfort, reliving the feeling of their warm lips uniting. As their tongues slid into each other's mouths, their fingers each reached down to each other's crotches, and begun to pierce their entrances. As they each gasped and moaned, they savored each other's invisible clouds of romance, knowing that this would be their last moment together. "Fifi, please know that even when we fall at the hands of a tyrannical little girl, at least we'll be together..." "For ze remainder of our lives..." Miranda Fox and Slick L. E. D. Void gazed at the two lovers as they began to stuff their fists into each other. The vixen was suddenly intruded by the weasel's bony fingers grasping her jugs. She looked down to see him kneeling before her, giving the old "puppy-eyes" look. She exhaled in annoyance. "Fine... I'll let you touch me... I'll even try to enjoy it... Just because I at least won't live with the humiliation..." With that, the polecat immediately struck her bottom, before tearing off her enormous pink dress with bows and frills. He then removed the dainty flats with a single red bow, taking some time to lap at her bare soles, much to her inner disgust. He then snapped her frilly pink bra in half, and then granted her a nuclear wedgie, until the lavender panties with polka-dots ripped clean off. Slick then stripped his own garments, before making sensual poses before the vulpine. She cringed at the sight of his bare torso, which was so lanky that she could see his rib-cage against his skin, his legs that looked scrawnier than the bones of the turkey she ate last Thanksgiving, and his less-than-impressive tool, accompanied by testicles the size of grapes. Despite his unappealing appearance, Miranda felt obligated to let his last moments be the best of his life, and therefore knelt before him, and proceeded to lick his carrot. The polecat responded by grasping her head, and pushing it further so that his nail was all the way inside her piehole. She sucked at the schlong, determined to get this over with, attempting to ignore his scent, which gave the impression that he spent the past two weeks or so sprinting around the Grand Canyon without showering/bathing once. Eventually, after about 2 whole minutes, she felt his manhood shiver, then a fresh stream of pudding shoot inside. Slick kept his hand on her head, preventing her from pulling out to spit. Once she confirmed that he was done, she pulled out with her cheeks bulged, and swallowed, trying not to gag. Right when she was beginning to think that it was time to meet their maker, Miranda was grasped by the thighs, and positioned so that her bottom was sticking in the air, with the dong of the weasel rubbing between her round peach cheeks. "Miranda. The final frontier..." "Not again..." "Lighten up. These are the continuing missions of Slick L. E. D. Void. His ongoing mission. To explore hot new outfits on Miranda... To seek out new looks and new hairstyles to jack to... To boldly go where no man has gone before..." Slick then thrust himself into the vixen, who attempted to imagine a handsome male fox in his place. However, she was constantly taken back to reality whenever that familiar snout lapped at her cheeks, lips, nose, or tongue. With every thrust, Miranda anticipated Slick to somehow lose interest, and retract. But Slick was not only having his way with the vixen of his dreams, but there were two other females not too far from them, who were now in the 69 position, so all those hopes were practically fool's wishes. "Ahhh... **** yeah... You smell like vanilla shampoo..." Quotes like these made Miranda especially regretful of her decision, followed by the fact that, all throughout the 5 entire minutes they've made physical contact, throughout all the positions she went through, throughout all the saliva on her entire body, he still wasn't showing any signs of concluding. It wasn't until 5 more minutes later that Slick shot his sperm into Miranda's tunnel. The vixen collapsed, cringing at all the drool on her body emulated from the perverted weasel. Right at that moment, Serenity and Fifi had finished their lovemaking, and were now merely cuddling and stroking each other's hair. "If only I were lesbian..." The vixen pondered. "Well, at least I won't have to wear those godawful dresses anymore... Nor will I have the worries that someone else will know about this..." No sooner than those words were formed in the respective sentences, there was a sudden explosion 60 feet away from their cell. This was followed by "What're you doing here?!". Then the sounds of what seemed to be pastries slammed into something. Seconds later, the four prisoners noticed a whole group of shadows approaching the room, later revealed to be Wile E. and Professor Le-Pew, accompanied by other various species in fancy black suits. "Let me guess... You're here to free us." "Yeah, pretty much..." Replied the male fox, who then swatted the door with the butt of his bazooka, inexplicably releasing the lock. The coyote and skunkette each raced to their respective mentors to embrace them. "Alright, let's not become the affectionate sociopaths here, get your clothes on and follow us!" Wile E. responded, before heading towards the hallway, where two uniformed guards were laying on the floor, pies splattered in their faces.
Later...
"What do we do now, Scott?" "Go to Elmyra, free the pets, kick her out, give your ownership back." "OK, well how are we gonna do zat?" The goat bodyguard stopped dead in his tracks, contemplating those words. "Well, this is a dumbass move. I haven't actually thought out the specifics." They all stood there for a few seconds, before finding themselves surrounded by a mob. "Lemme guess... You're here to rat on us two for loving each other. Yeah, land of the free indeed..." A blue cat popped up from the crowd. "Mew? Mew-mew-mew-mew-mew-mew-mew-mew-mew-mew." (Translation Subtitles: "What? No, we're tryin' to get out outta the hair of these guys behind us.") The crowd split in two to reveal a second throng, only this time, holding torches and pitchforks and copies of "Baby Geniuses". "OK, look... I know that Fifi technically isn't a major character in the show, but... Boba Fett wasn't major either, and HE's getting his own movie, so why can't our adorable little skunkie..." Scott was immediately silenced by a slew of thrown "Baby Geniuses" DVDs. "Bring us the mustelid!" "I WANT THE STINKY KITTY! I'M GONNA HUG IT AND DRESS IT AND BATHE IT IN TOMATO JUICE!" The red-haired devil-spawn pushed through the crowd, but was restricted by the push of the retainer's hand. "First of all, they're called SKUNKS! Second of all, lookit your pets!" He pointed to all the various animals in the other crowd, staring gloomily at a tombstone with the face of the fennec from earlier engraved on it. "Do they look like they like you?" "OF COURSE THEY DO!" Elmyra replied, before being pounced upon by all the felines in the group, slashing at her. "THEY JUST WANNA CUDDLE-WUDDLE WITH ME!" "This is ridiculous... Feef and Serenity can't stay with her! They're not feral, you know!" "Don't care. As long as Tom deems them sinners, they'll..." "ENOUGH!!!!" The pandemonium was halted by a booming voice. "Tom, my lord, we're just taking these mammals off your character list..." "**** that! Let 'em go!" "But, Tom... Didn't you say..." "Oh, right. Sorry, how rude of me... Let me explain something: I am not the same Tom you knew. Literally. I am a completely different being, who has taken over the position of divine-being by purchasing the rights to 'Tiny Toon Adventures'." Everyone looked at each other in confusion. "OK, I'll come clean. I'm just a fan who happened to take advantage of the fact that the franchise hasn't produced new material since... When was it? 1999. You're all now in the realm of... Fahn-friction!" Everyone ooed and aahed. "And as a manufacturer of his own fahn-friction, I shall grant you all some new directives: First off, you may all watch and enjoy a particular show called 'Rugrats'. However, I would prefer it if you don't go around labeling it 'THE best cartoon of the nineties'. Yeah. I know plenty of you like it, but, I'm sorry. I can't get through one minute of their toilet humor mixed with forced drama and/or parodies. The last thing I need is for it to be shoved in my face on every 'best nineties' cartoons list. Besides, we all know how bigger an impact 'The Simpletons' was, right? You can say you liked 'Rugrats' you can even say it's the best Nickelodeon cartoon, just don't call it the best cartoon period. Anyway, second, anyone who enjoys seeing your favorite characters engage in sensual activities, more power to you! I'm with you all the way! Just don't think of having them involve any of the following: Infant-play, scat, watersports, vomit, gas emulation, or anything else involving bodily functions. With the exception, of course, of semen and/or vaginal fluids and/or saliva. Third, anyone caught watching one 'Teen Titans Go' will be mercilessly... Put on my 'beings who need a life' list. Fourth, due to harsh treatment of past friends and family, Miranda Fox will pay for these sins by wearing whatever her partner pleases." Slick, after hearing those words, and noticing Miranda covering herself with a branch, handed her a bright-pink ballerina outfit, with an enormous tutu, to which she responded by putting a hand to her head, and imitating a gunshot. "Fifth, Elmyra Duff, due to her treatment of HER friends and family, will no longer have access to animals of ANY species." A live-action hand then zapped all the cages of felines and canines and god knows what else, freeing them from their imprisonment. "And, finally... Fifi La Fume shall be treated with as great respect as the major characters to make up for all her troubled times. This includes regaining her mansion, spouse, and scent. Just try to reserve the latter for self-defense..." Fifi and Serenity shed excessive tears of joy upon hearing those words. "Furthermore, all characters shall receive treatment based NOT on their popularity or romantic choices, but rather on their quality of character. That's all for now. I won't always be watching you, so please try to remember these rules. Tohn-Oo-Fill out!" The live-action hand then vanished without a trace. The two crowds then united to embrace and apologize for various reasons having to do with prejudice. All except for Elmyra, that is... "I WANT MY KITTIES! I WANT MY SKUNKIES! I WANT MY FOXY-WOXY WITH THE BIG EARS!" She was then immediately struck by a bolt of lightning emulating from the hand of the new divinity.
Later...
Elmyra found herself all wrapped up in gauze, on a bed in a blank white room, still griping about her pets, much to the ignorance of her parents, who were now reading "EW".
Meanwhile...
Soon, there was no one in the feuding crowds, except Serenity, Fifi, and Scott. "Hey, Tom, I mean, Tohn-Oo-Fil, you mind giving us a more suitable destination?" "Not at all!" No sooner than those words were uttered, the three were inexplicably transported to a wide-open field, with grass greener than usual, a complete lack of bugs, a nice cool breeze, and a nearby lake. After inhaling the pleasant scent of clean grass, the coyote and skunkette headed for the lake, followed by Scott. "Well, time to get all that drama off our chests..." Serenity announced, before seating herself to undo her black mary-jane shoes. She then pulled off her plain-white socks, before removing her matching shirt. She then slid down her light-blue skirt and plain-white petticoat, before stripping her matching undershirt and frilly white panties. Throughout all this, Fifi removed her green shirt and skirt, before removing her frilly pink bra with red hearts decorated ad matching panties, all to the surprise of the bovine male. "My... You two are really the daring type..." "Whatsa matter? Don't you wanna join us?" "As a matter of fact, yes! That would be nice!" Without further ado, the two females lept on their retainer. Fifi knelt before him, and slid off his black shoes and socks, while Serenity undid his tie, and slid off his black suit. She then unbuttoned, then removed his plain-white shirt, while Fifi unzipped his pants, before sliding them down, along with his tighty-whities. They then escorted Scott into the body of water, initially shivering at the temperature, but eventually adjusting to it, like they always did at their local pool. They then proceeded to tenderly stroke Scott's long, thick meat, before Serenity engulfed her lips around it. She eventually fitted her entire pie hole around the twinkie, and began sucking at it, all while the skunkette piggybacked on him, her arms massaging his abs, her tail tickling his nose, and her feet stroking his plentiful olives. Eventually, the two switched positions, only this time, Serenity lay on Scott's torso, planting her dainty feet onto his face, and licking his foreskin that showed during Fifi's session. The coyote's sensual desires only heightened as she felt the handsome goat's hands stroke her petite tail, her gaping slits, and her fluffy rump. Soon, Fifi and Serenity received their share of Scott's yogurt. After swallowing all the stuff, the canine and mustelid gave Scott romantic expressions, before bending over and presenting their hindquarters to him. Scott grasped Fifi's thighs, and stuck his stiff slippery wang into her, prompting her to gasp in wonderment at his length. He thrust harder and faster by the second, while Serenity sat above the water, bringing the skunkette's head down to her crotch, prompting her to lap at it. Fifi once again felt ecstatic to be the center of attention, only this time, she was extra grateful, knowing about the more-forgiving god in her church. After Fifi was filled with Scott's seed, she switched positions with Serenity. Only this time, she brought herself up to Scott's torso to unite their lips, and let him massage and sniff her gorgeous flowing hair, while Fifi had a field day with his feet. They continued making love in the lake, taking various positions and full advantage of their bodies, until they all felt completely clean. They each stepped out, and while Scott dried himself off, Serenity and Fifi stood in the center of the field, holding hands, gazing at the sunset, without a care that they were nude, since they enjoyed the wind's breeze against their crotches anyway. "Well, looks like zose fairy-tales I've heard were true... Love really DOES conquer all..." "Yep... Just imagine... The two of us, and our future children will live in a world devoid of prejudice or crime... I've said it before and I'll say it again... I'm so glad I have you as a friend..." "Mais oui... Madame Coyote-La-Fume..." They each continued to look at the orange light, tears of joy slowly escaping from their eyes, all while Scott... *Ahem* Enjoys himself watching them. "Heh-heh... Drama sure does turn me on..."
THE END.