Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 9
(Cut to Tranquility walking down the stairs, while looking at her past self.)
1997 Fifi: Zat was very interesting...Ly bad music zere.
Past Tranquility: Well, I didn't know what I was...
1997 Fifi: I hope you don't mind, but Serenity and I are gonna head up to ze hills with zese hunks here.
Montana: Hey narc! Think that disguise'll get by me? Let's duke it out.
Tranquility: No thanks.
Montana: What's the matter? You Bieber?
Tranquility: *Has a look of triggered anger on her face* Nobody... Calls me... Bie... (Get's slammed in the face by her past self opening the door, leaving her head flatter than a pancake.)
Montana: (Grabs the magazine, before kicking the hybrid and making like a tree.) And THIS is for the car! (Kicks her again.) And THIS is just to relieve myself of my feelings towards that "Cat In The Hat" adaptation in the future!
Tranquility (Notices Montana taking off in his car, before racing inside the Looniversity, and up the stairs.) *On walkie-talkie* Lex? Lexi: Tranquility?
Tranquility: I blew it. Montana's got the book and he's off!
Lexi: Where's he now?
Tranquility: The road-runner tunnel.
Lexi: Go get him!
Offscreen Ear-Stabbing Female Voice On WT: Tell him "Taker no taking!"
Lexi: Hey! Where'd you come from?! Get outta here!
OESFVOWT: In spanish, that's...
Lexi: YOU INCONSISTENTLY SPEAK ENGLISH TOO! SCREW OFF!
(Cut to Montana in his car, adjusting the radio, before it settles on "My Heart Will Go On", then responding by punching it, while Tranquility crawls across the back on a hoverboard (yes, she still has that for some reason), reaching for the magazine in the backseat. Montana grabs it just as she touched it with the finger-tips, and plants it in the front. Tranquility quietly opens the front door, and reaches for the magazine, but is then interrupted by Montana grabbing it.)
Montana: Gimme that!
Tranquility: NO!
OESFVOWT: Repeat after me! Taker no taking! Taker no...! *Punch sound-effect*
(Cut to Montana and Tranquility pausing in their struggle after the offscreen action.)
Lexi: Sorry 'bout that. Carry on!
(They resume, as they head into the tunnel, then notice a truck heading in the opposite direction, which apparently rams the hybrid, allowing Montana to retrieve the magazine, and place it next to him, before noticing Tranquility in the rearview mirror, who then swoops in and takes the book before heading off for the end of the tunnel, grabbing a trail of flags attached to the Blockbuster, and flying up.)
Montana: KARMA!!!!! (Crashes into a manure truck.)
(Cut to the Blockbuster stopping by the DVD billboard, allowing Tranquility to hop off the hoverboard.)
Lexi: Got the book?
Tranquility: (With the magazine in a... Hip-Pocket...) No...
Lexi: Enough CDI references! Burn the damn thing!
OESFVOWT: You got to be REALLY careful with... *Phaser sound effect*
Lexi: ...Sorry 'bout that...
(Cut to Tranquility placing the magazine in a convenient bucket, lighting a match from the matchbox she "borrowed", and setting it to the book, then noticing the words on the matchbox changing from "Convenient For Solving Cinematic Conflicts!" to "Convenient For Campfires!")
Tranquility: It's working! (Pulls out newspaper, where the text "Serenity Coyote Killed" changes to "Serenity Coyote Elected".)
Lexi: (Pulls out newspaper, where the text "Local Star Of Obscure Late 2000s Cartoon Imprisoned Thanks To Riot Of Whiny Cartoon Fanboys Led By TheMysticalMrEntrance" changes to "Local Star Of Obscure Late 2000s Cartoon Commended For Foiling Assassination Attempt On Whole Cast And Crew Of 'Teen Titans Go' Schemed by Riot Of Whiny Cartoon Fanboys Led By TheMysticalMrEntrance, Who Is Now Banned From BoobTube Altogether") YES! WE CAN GO HOME NO... (Get's struck by lightning.)
Tranquility: Lex, you OK?
(Cut to the Blockbuster being struck by lightning again, causing a bunch of random clips of 1997 Serenity having sex with Wile E., as well as Robyn having sex with her father, Miaska with her own father, and so on, before it eventually disappears in a flash of light, leaving behind a flaming backwards "99" in the sky.)
Sorry 'bout that! I was supposed to use those clips earlier, but I forgot!
Tranquility: Lex? Lex, you hear me? (Recieves static on walkie-talkie.) Lexi, do you hear me? (More static, before we see the flag trail from earlier collapsing onto the street.)
To be continued... Immediately.