Serenifi: Great Scott! Part III: Scene 2
(Cut to the outside of a house in the middle of a storm, with award-bait music playing in the background, before cutting to the inside, where we see a bunch of old portraits of a grey male rabbit, a significantly younger, and blue-furred male rabbit, and a pink female rabbit with purple bows, a yellow sweater, and a purple skirt. Camera then pans to a preteen female coyote-fox-skunk hybrid resting nude on an armchair, with her feet on a pink hover board (yeah, she's STILL got it), then to a nude young-adult blonde female rabbit on a couch, then to TV, which then begins playing "Blue's Clues".)
Lola: *Wakes up* "Blue's Clues"! Well, that's it for THAT reference... *Turns TV off, before grabbing a device* July 28, 1997, 7:01 AM. Last night's tension-filled climax was a success, as my future descendant's friend traveled forward to 2017 using her sensual desires, leaving behind an epic trail of fire that surprisingly didn't spread across the fields, before... I don't even know how I got back here! I must have had amnesia or some crap. I then thought I saw Tranquility saying she came back from the future!
Tranquility: Lola?
Lola: *Turns around* AAAHHHH!!!! *Cue comedic trip on hover board onto piano/organ*
Tranquility: Hey, calm down Lola! It's me! Tranquility!
Lola: That's impossible! I sent you *Insert Source-Material's Title Here*!
Tranquility: Yes! But I'm back FROM the future!
Lola: That doesn't make sense! You can't be here! Great Scott! Cue faint!
Tranquility: Hey, I can explain!
ONE HOUR AND FOURTY-EIGHT MINUTES LATER...
Lola: 1917? That's an interesting setting for this installment. But there're 2 things missing... One: How could she be transported to 1917 with just the lightning, and in the sky, for that matter? And two: How do you know that Lexi went to 1917?
Tranquility: She gave me this letter.
(Cut to Lola reading the letter.)
Lola: "Dear Tranquility Coyote La-Fume, If my calculations are correct, you should receive this letter immediately after you saw the Blockbuster get struck by lightning. Let me assure you that I'm now alive and well in the year 1917. The lightning bolt that hit the Blockbuster caused some kind of overload that screwed with the time-circuits and flux capacater, and sent me to 1917. Spoiler alert, the device'll never fly again."
Tranquility: Don't ask why it was flying. Future stuff.
Lola: "... I got a job as a repair woman, to get the Blockbuster working again, but unfortunately, not even 'Looney Tunes' exists yet in 1917, therefore leaving me with no fan-fiction to power it up. But eventually, I figured 'what the hell?', And remodeled the building into a Barnes-And-Noble, which, BTW, DOES exist in 1917, which you should come across in 1997. My ancestor, Lola, should have no trouble fixing it, so you can go back to you-know-where. Then, after that, have it torn down. I don't want you taking me back to a time where my kind is STILL mistreated by ranting online Cartoon Reviewers..."
Male Human In Grey Jacket And Blue Shirt: Well, THAT'S a bit scathing... *Face-palm* Darn it!
Lola: "... Not to mention all the mind-f***ing complications in the space-time-continuum we keep bringing up WHILE traveling back and forth through time. I bid you farewell, and wish for a brighter reception from online furries to you. You've been such a loyal friend, you've always brightened my days, and my experience in the Furry Fandom wouldn't be the same without you. Your friend in time, Lexi Bunny."
Tranquility: Well! Better get going with that Bloc... I mean, Barnes-And-Noble!
Young Adult Male With Glasses: And that just about wraps up our take on one of the most iconic film trilogies of all time!
(Cut to black, with "Double-Back" playing in the background, and the following text displayed:)
THE END
DIRECTED BY FOXSKUNKDEER99
PRODUCED BY FOXSKUNKDEER99
WRITTEN BY FOXSKUNKDEER99
Offscreen Voice: OH-nonononononono! *Cut to a glowing green version of the aforementioned male talking with a glowing yellow version with spiky blue hair* All six of your fans have been waiting for this entry, and you better give them your damnedest for them!
GYVWSBH: But I want to spend more time planning out my Christmas project.
GGV: OK. Maybe I can help with that.
GYV: What?
GGV: Yeah, it could really use some references to pop-culture-inspiring holiday films... Say, "White Christmas". 'Cause kids'll surely get THAT!
GYV: But that's not what I have in mind for...
GGV: And we could have Rudolph say shit like "KEWEL!" And "WORD!" And "MAH BOI!"
GYV: It's not supposed to specifically take place in 2007!
GGV: And while it's still fresh on my mind, why don't we give everyone iPhones, Google Nexus Sevens, and earbuds!
GYV: *Starts turning red, with his head flattening* Or the 2010s!
GGV: And we can make it CG-Live-Action, give the reindeer attitude to appeal to whatever pathetic stereotypes we assume are present in kids nowadays, wrap it all up with a dance-party-finale, complete with a cervine Justin Bieber...
GRV: You wouldn't...
GGV: ...And we'll rate it PG for Mild Action and Crude Humor!
GRV: OK! I'LL FINISH THE STUPID THING! Come on everyone! Back on set!
(Cut to Tranquility, Lola, and Lexi returning to the filming location.)
TO BE CONTINUED...