Serenifi: Great Scott! Part III: Scene 3
(Cut to Tranquility and Lola entering a cave with flashlights.)
Lola: This reminds me of the time I... Tried to accomplish something "Star Wars" or "Star Trek"-related. I dunno. I just play basketball.
Tranquility: Lookit this. *Points at the initials "LB" engraved on a bit of stone, before picking her way through to discover the Barnes-And-Noble*
Lola: OK. Seriously, how the flying **** can no-one have noticed the burying of a ****ing building, let alone discovered it in the span of about 80 years?
(Cut to Tranquility and Lola, now next to the uncovered store, don't ask, reading the letter. Yes, there's more of it.)
Lola: "...Since the Blockbuster was struck by lightning, all the technological stuff has been screwed up. I've left a diagram inside detailing the parts needed that are available in 1997, allowing you to make it... Work again." What a pain it must've been to make this. Oh, and they say "Made In Japan".
Tranquility: Well, better get those pa...AH! *Trips over something*
(Cut to Tranquility rising from the ground to discover a horrific sight not yet revealed to the audience.)
Lola: What is...? *Observes what Tranquility is gazing at- A tombstone with the words: "Here lies Lexi Bunny- Died A Week After Writing An Anonymous Letter With 'Do Not Open 'Til 1997' Written On It', Erected (He-he, It Says 'Erected') In Eternal Memory By Her Beloved Pepe"* Oh my god... What's this doing in a non-cemetery location?
(Cut to the two in a library, reading a newspaper.)
Tranquility: "Shot in the back by Monty Max over a matter of *Insert Money Amount Here*. Monty Max was a notorious western villain, whose purpose to reflect the source material's counterpart earned him the nickname "Bad Fog"."
Lola: You sure it was a different Lexi Bunny?
Tranquility: The closest thing to a mainstream cartoon animal at the time was a colorless dinosaur, so no. Besides, l found THIS foreshadowing device! *Holds up a photo of a nude blonde female rabbit standing in front of a large clock.
Lola: Yeah, you better go save her.
(Cut to Tranquility emerging from a "Western Clothes Convenience Store" wearing a velvet saloon-girl dress, complete with a feather in her hair, black gloves, and matching heels and fishnet stockings.)
Lola: You sure you don't wanna go with this one? *Holds up cowgirl outfit*
Tranquility: Come on... What's wrong with a little fan-service? I'd think you, of all characters, would understand.
Lola: OK. Well, I got your clothes packed, the register loaded *Signals to a stack of papers in the cash tray with the words: "Attack of the 50-ft Bunny Boobies" written on the top*, and batteries for our walkie-talkies that may or may not be used later on. I know it'll be quite a long walk back to Acme Acres, but we need SOMEthing to prolong the conflict, resulting in your character development.
(Cut to Tranquility inside the store, laying down, with her hand lifting up her skirt, and trailing along her.... Whatever underwear saloon girls wore.)
Lola: *Outside* Well, happy trails! *Fires NERF pistol*
Tranquility: *Races her hand inside her undies, then her slit, gasping and moaning all the way*
(Cut to the cash register releasing a slew of sparks, which then spread around the entire building, before it eventually climaxes into a large brief illumination, before Tranquility is suddenly forced into the ceiling, where she observes an army of uniformed humans just outside, below the falling store.)
Tranquility: NAZI... Wait, this isn't even the 30s ye...OOF!
(Cut to the BAN landing right next to the swarm of foreign soldiers, who were immediately followed by an army of more armored humans, whose various bullets flew straight into the building. Cut to Tranquility exiting the store, and observing the bullet-holes, then the leaking liquid from the back.)
Tranquility: Damn... *Her mind is brought back to the na... I mean, German soldiers, as they continue exchanging shots with the Americans* AHH! *Runs for her life, before tripping, and descending down a hill, crashing into cacti, tumbleweeds, and anvils, before collapsing at the bottom*
TO BE CONTINUED...