Serenifi: Zig-Zag's New Stars
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SERENIFI (Cue sci-fi adventure music)
Episode XXXIV: Return Of The Tiger-Skunk Hybrid
Or...
The Girly Dress Memories Awaken (S)
Hey, I'm doing you a favor of letting you choose the name.
Serenity Coyote and her girlfriend, Fifi La Fume, were ecstatic about their wedding, which was to happen in 2 and a half weeks. To add to this exciting event, a distant friend of theirs, a tiger-skunk hybrid named Zig-Zag, had invited them over to celebrate it in advance, since she has her schedule filled up for the next few weeks.
Zig-Zag had accompanied Serenity and Fifi on various occasions, and even invited them to accompany her from time to time. Feeling that three isn't really a magic number, she has also invited such characters as Sonny Glitter and Miranda Fox. All of whom have also befriended the titular canine and mustelid.
However, as arousing as this premise may suggest, it just gets MORE arousing since Zig-Zag has an offer for Serenity and Fifi, Miranda has a particular witness to the events she so desperately tries to forget (and make others forget too).
By the way, there's no reason for this expensive intro. I just wanted a ride on the "Star-Wars-Spoof" bandwagon.
"Hey, Ziggy!" "'Ello guys!" "Like, so nice to see you!" *Insert more friendly greetings here* "How's everything been going for you lovebirds?" "Oh, awesome! My father's already scheduled a sculptor to make an ice statue of us, a pizza party at Acme Lanes, a John-Williams-orchestrated rendition of 'Here Comes The Bride', even Vincent, Matthew, and Snowie here agreed to be the servants in our mansion!" Serenity pointed to a tan-and-black colored male skunk, a male red fox, and a female arctic fox. "How are you?" "Well, I met the creator of 'Teen Titans Go'." "How was that?" "I castrated him. Should I relate to you the other events of this past week?" "Nah, that's enough." Serenity replied, as she began heating up a cheeseburger she picked up from Weenie Burger just five minutes before arriving at Zig-Zag's. "Oh! I almost forgot to ask you. I really appreciate the time I've spent with you, and the friends you've introduced me to." The tiger-skunk hybrid spoke, looking at Miranda Fox, Sonny Glitter, Meredith Skunk, Stacey Wolfe, Pandora Coyote, Juliette Vixen, Sasha Racoon, and Callie Ferret. "Heck, I'm impressed you've gotten yourselves MORE friends..." She looked at Matthew Skunk, Vincent Fox, and Snowie Vixen. "Anyway, the point is... I was wondering if you would like to appear in a few of my productions." Why, sure!" Everyone replied. "Nice! Just sign here." She handed out a paper, where everyone signed in pen. She pulled out a different paper for Miranda Fox, who signed in a blink, unaware of what was in store for her tomorrow...
The next day...
"Well, here we are! Double Z Studios! Ain't she a beauty?" Serenity, Fifi, and everyone else stared at the building, as one of the "Z"'s in the sign fell off. "Don't worry, it's still as high-quality as it was in 1996..." As Zig-Zag said that, an "O" fell off the sign, and landed on a random pedestrian. (Insert Wilhelm Scream here.) Once inside, Fifi immediately swooned at the number of handsome male foxes, wolves, skunks, stags, horses, otters, and other various species that were present. After eventually waking up, Fifi was introduced to all of Zig-Zag's employees, actors, and actresses. As were Serenity, and the rest of the gang. There was Carli and Spike, Sheila and Tammy, Clarice, Darke, Amy, Helen Dish, Rod Steele, Hoss, Stacey, Tracey, and Sabrina. (Each sold separately! Only $19.99! Order now, and we'll consider throwing in Thomas Wolfe and RC Racoon! Disclaimer: We will not be responsible for any job rejections. It'll be your own fault for taking your retarded photos with these guys and posting them on Facebook. Also, please try to keep these away from your girlfriend/wife and/or mother, otherwise they will lecture you on adultery.) "So, take yer pick!" The tiger-skunk requested. After 3 minutes of decision-making, Fifi chose to go with Spike, Tammy, Darke, Helen, Hoss, Tracey, and some other assorted performers, as did Sasha, Juliette, Stacey Wolfe, and Matthew. Serenity chose Carli, Sheila, Clarice, Amy, Rod, Stacey, and more assorted performers, as did Pandora, Callie, Sonny, and Vincent. Zig-Zag then arranged a film with Meredith, Snowie, and Sabrina. "Come on, Sabby! Just one fingering? I promise to go easy on you." "*Sigh* OK. I'll let you touch me. Just this once." "Thanks! I knew there was some fun in ya! Now, don't worry, though. I'm not ready yet. Just gotta situate redundant-redhead here with her contracted film..." Zig-Zag looked at Miranda, who was reading "Reboots Likely To Fail Weekly".
The Next Minute...
"Alright, Miranda, dear. Here's the skinny: You're gonna cosplay as... Well, the list would be too long to say, so just read it." Zig-Zag then handed Miranda a clipboard with a paper listing all the characters she was to cosplay as. These included, but are not limited to,: Snow White, Cinderella, Alice, Wendy, Aurora, Maid Marian, Eilonwy, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Jane, Giselle, Charlotte La-Bouf, Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, Elsa, Sailor Moon, Princess Peach, Darla Dimple... Again, "not limited to"! Miranda groaned in annoyance as she looked over the list. "Come on! I know you'd rather be strapped to a chair in an empty room in a torture center in North Korea, facing a television that only plays reruns of 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie' than prance around in these costumes, but you gotta love doin' it for your fans!' "What fans?" "Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention. Those stories of your whimsical mishaps you told on Facebook, they attracted more people then I'm sure you intended, and now one of them has expressed quite an interest to meet you in person..." Zig-Zag was suddenly interrupted by a loud thud. "Here he comes now!" This announcement was immediately followed by another loud thud, except a bit louder, and made the whole building vibrate. As she felt the several incoming thuds, Miranda began to think: "Hm... Maybe this won't be so humiliating after all..." 16 thuds later, a huge muscular stag the size of the entrance made himself present. No sooner than Miranda saw him, she immediately had a love-sick look on her face. Her mind began to shape this man into a servant of hers, wearing only a towel, and holding a large leaf, which he used as a fan for her satisfaction. Miranda herself was laying on a fold-out chair, not too far from a small watering hole, with magnificent fountains, surrounded by statues of herself with angelic wings. Among the stag were various other muscular males, who were also shading the vixen, and a few were offering her lemonade, which she smugly accepted. Miranda looked around, observing the beauty of this fantasy. Just then, for a split second, she thought she saw someone else. She gave a quick look back, and yelled in surprise, as her mind was kicked back to reality. Standing before her was a scrawny, possibly flea-bitten, weasel. He had yellow scleras, an overbite, accompanied by a long snout, and a tail that could be used as a whip. "TA-DA!" Zig-Zag announced with pride. Miranda stood there for a few seconds. "Great thinking, Zig-Zag! Having someone to clean up after the filming, quite sanitary!" "Good one, Miranda. He is the very fan who wanted to meet you." "Wow, you really keep your jokes coming!" "I'm serious. Here's his Facebook comment." Zig-Zag brought up her phone, and displayed Miranda's profile page, which had a single comment on the message board. That comment being: "Wow, you sound so hot! Can we meet up sometime?" Right next to that comment was a photo of the very weasel standing beside her. Miranda's smile transformed into a frown. "You can't be ****ing serious." "Hey, she told me you were rejected by every other company you applied to for a job. So, what other choice do you have?" Replied the weasel in a raspy voice. "Wait, you told him about that? When did that happen? While you were preparing for sleep last night. You told me yourself. You got rejected by every company, because of that attitude you had with Pepe Le-Pew's 4-year-old nephew, as well as your non-stop cursing around him. It was explicitly described in your story." "Either way, I'm still not letting any part of him make any kind of physical contact with any part of me." "I'll tell everyone else in the U.S.A. 'bout your incident if you don't." "Who even are you?" "Oh, sorry, where are my manners? Name's Slick. Slick L.E.D. Void. I was a former member of a criminal group that I don't want to go into full detail about, since we didn't part on good terms. Anyway, after I was released from prison, I decided to reform. And the best way to do that was becoming a porn actor! And this is my first role! Exciting, huh? HUH?" He demanded, aware of Miranda's equal inexperience. "Maybe I should just cancel my contract, and..." "WAIT! There was something I forgot to mention. This series of films you agreed to take part in is part of a Double Z Studios donation project. Where we make the only option of watching these films buying DVD copies at various Spencer's stores, and we take the physical payments, and give them to the homeless, thereby increasing their chance of getting a home! You wouldn't turn down a request like that, would you?" "Please? Besides, I don't have a chance with virtually any other lady in the world." Miranda opened her mouth to reply, but refrained from speaking, resulting in her making physical movements of hesitation, before collapsing, and replying: "Fine. I'll take it." "Great! So best start getting changed!" Zig-Zag handed Miranda a Sailor Moon uniform. "By the way, what was that stag doing here?" "He was my form of transportation..."
Meanwhile...
"Ooh-la-la! I can already predict zat zis will be a, how you say, 'roller-coaster-ride'!" Fifi declared, after Spike tore off her green shirt, matching skirt, frilly pink bra with red hearts decorated, and matching panties off with a single fingernail. The magnificent canine then lifted her up by the tail, and settled her onto his equally magnificent tool. Fifi was already feeling like she would ejaculate as her temple was rubbed against by Spike. That feeling was escalated into thought as he slid himself into her tunnel. Fifi had no idea what to gaze at: The physically-impossible bulge in her torso, or the canis lupus to whom it belonged to. Nevertheless, the skunkette proceeded to complement his length. "Ooh-la-la!" Fifi exclaimed in surprise as Hoss stuffed his lube-infested staff in her anus. "Ooh-la... Ooh-l... Ooh..." Fifi attempted to state as several sausages were stuffed in her piehole. (And one between her melons.) She didn't mind, however, and after she chose Matthew to be her current popsicle, Fifi managed to breath and suck on him, before giving turns to the remaining seven males. Throughout all this, Tammy, Sasha and Darke were licking her milk cartons and the penis between, Juliette and Helen were licking her filled-up entrance, and Stacey Wolfe and Tracey Skunk were licking her feet, along with the cocks they were stroking.
"Hey! I wasn't ready!" Serenity complained as the chosen males each tore off an article of clothing. "The sooner the better!" Zig-Zag replied from 3 feet away. Rod, Vincent, and the other males indeed began their activity in less than half a minute. As much as Serenity was used to scenarios like this, it wasn't with at least 9 males and/or 9 females. But, much like her Sex Ed. class, she quickly adjusted to it. She massaged the tools that surrounded her, both with her hands, and feet. "You're good." "Thanks." Serenity replied, after pulling one staff out of her mouth. "You know, the only issue I always have in these films is that the breasts are always in the way. But yours are just right. You're not under..." "Nah, it's just a disorder, and I have achondroplasia." Serenity replied before resuming her oral exercise. Throughout all this, Serenity was having her nipples licked by Pandora, Carli, and Sonny (who was also having her crotch probed by Vincent's shaft, or rather, what was not in Serenity), her temple licked by Clarice, Stacey Skunk, and Callie, and her feet licked by Amy and Sheila.
"Well, now that Miranda's off my chest, let's get running!" Zig-Zag announced, before grabbing Sabrina by the shoulders, and pinning her down. She then removed the skunkettes clothing, as Sabrina bit her lip every time her boss licked and/or massaged her breasts and vagina in a slow, seductive manner. At the same time, Meredith found herself in a similar predicament, as Snowie tore off her yellow sweater, green skirt, frilly green bra, and matching panties. Unlike Sabrina, however, Meredith's emotions switched to randy once the arctic vixen began to penetrate her with nothing but her tongue. Eventually, both Zig-Zag and Snowie doused themselves in leather gloves, boots, and a strap-on before mounting their respective partners. It took quite a while, but Sabrina adjusted to the hybrid's lovemaking, mostly because she was gagged, and therefore unable to complain. Meredith was practically drugged by Snowie's behaviour, as she saw nothing but her perfect body and dainty face with her yellow eyes. "More... More... Please... More... Please..." Meredith chanted under her breath.
Meanwhile...
"Almost done in there?" Slick's answer was indirectly answered when he noticed a red-boot-covered foot emerge from behind the dressing room door, followed by the remainder of the body of the vixen. Miranda looked at Slick, who was gazing with hearts where his eyes were, and his mouth drooling up a thunderstorm. "You gonna do something or just sit there?" "Well, I would... If you could say the line..." "Come on..." "Please? PLEASE?!" "Ugh... Fine... Moon Power or some shit like THAT!" Miranda announced, before raising her fist up, then doing the iconically long poses. "Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about..." Slick replied, before crawling up to her and grabbing her leg. "Hey, what're y... Whoa!" Miranda slid and fell onto the floor, before Slick pulled off her boots, and began licking her now-bare feet. Miranda looked down, and saw a lump in the front of the polecat's pants. "I see you have discovered the key to the pleasure cave. Use it." Miranda looked back and cringed. "Get on with it! These pants aren't gonna slide themselves off!" Miranda then slid her fingers underneath Slick's fabric, and slowly pulled them down, along with his plain-white boxers with red polka-dots. She cringed even harder at the sight of the mustelids skinny tool. "I don't feel anything!" Slick taunted in a sing-song tone. The annoyed vixen then began licking his chicken bone. "How embarrassing..." Miranda thought to herself as she continued. Suddenly, before she knew it, Slick had shot into her face. Miranda immediately spit out the bits of goo that made it into her mouth, and wiped the rest off her face. "Damn that felt good... Time for..." "Let me guess... Round two?" "How did you know?" "Because EVERY ****ING PERSON HAS USED THAT PHRASE!!!" After a few seconds of awkward silence, Slick began to undress his canine partner. He pulled off her white sleeveless shirt, then slid down her blue skirt, then snapped her frilly pink bra and removed her matching panties. He kneeled down to lick her slit. After a whole minute of that, he grabbed Miranda by the waist, and raced his pencil into her cave. As he pumped into her faster and faster, Slick began to lick Miranda on the cheek, to which she responded by moving her head as far as it would allow. "Yes... Yes... It's like doing it with Sailor Moon herself... " Slick stated in a lustful tone. "Uh, you know how old she is, right?" "Don't know, don't care." "She's 14, you sick bastard!" "First of all, if that's the case, then why the **** did they animate her like she's a playboy star? The Japanese must be populated by pedos. Second, are you indicating that you watched this very show that I recall hearing you label 'too far from you standards'?" "Uhh..." "My thought exactly. Oh, here it... Comes!" "Ha-ha..." Miranda replied in a sarcastic voice, barely affected by his ejaculation into her tunnel. Suddenly, Slick grabbed her, then pinned her onto the floor on her back, before starting what I can only assume is Round Two of Round Two. "Ugh... How long is this film supposed to be?" "I think Ziggy said it's 50 minutes..." "How long has it been?" "Maybe seven..." "**** me..." "With pleasure!" "THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!" Miranda angrily replied before Slick resumed anyway.
Hours later...
"Au revoir, Monsieur Spike!" "Au revoir back!" The canine replied, waving farewell to the purple skunkette. "How was zat, Serenity?" "It was nice. Don't know if I'd consider continuing it for a career, but still nice." "Well I would. I zink eet's quite a, how you say, fun career. Besides, zey pay quite decently." "Yeah, that's true. I just find the theatrical performing industry more promising..." The canine replied as they walked inside. Miranda stepped out of her van in her normal green shirt and purple skirt, as Slick lifted the garment up a bit to get even a slight glimpse of her tight buttocks. "Well, see you tomorrow, Slick." "Can't wait for that to come. Looks like yer gonna dress as Alice fer the next film. Real lovely gal. Gotta love them female brits!" Slick replied, before howling in lust and driving off into the sunset. "So, how was Slick?" "I'm startin' to see why he was arrested... But I adjusted to him well. I don't even mind doing the rest of these film deals with him..." "Well, that's nice to hear!" "Yeah. This may be the start of a beautiful friendship... Figuratively speaking." Miranda replied as she walked inside Zig-Zag's mansion.
THE END.
(Cue ending sci-fi adventure theme.)
Serenity Coyote belongs to Kessielou. (On DA.)
Fifi La Fume belongs to Warner Bros.
Zig-Zag, Carli, Spike, Sheila, Tammy, Clarice, Helen Dish, Darke, Amy Squirrel, Rod Steele, Hoss, Stacey Skunk, Tracey Skunk, and Sabrina belong to Eric W. Schwartz.
Meredith Skunk and Stacey Wolfe belong to Michael Russell.
Pandora Coyote, Callie Ferret, Sasha Racoon, and Juliette Wolf belong to LilChaosCoyote.
Sonny Glitter belongs to Poland73. (Former DA user.)
Miranda Fox belongs to Crabula290e. (On DA)
Matthew belongs to MatthewTehSkunk.
Vincent, Snowie, Slick L.E.D. Void, the extra performers, belong to me.