Serenifi: Mating 101
"For never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet, and her Romeo." Serenity Coyote was sitting in the theater of Acme Looniversity, watching their play production of "Romeo And Juliet". Her girlfriend, a purple and white skunkette named Fifi La Fume, was cast in the role of Juliet, while another student, a pig named Hampton J. ... Pig... was Romeo. Serenity rose up to applaud with the rest of the audience as the entire cast gave a final bow, before the curtain closed.
Behind the curtain...
Hampton exhaled intensely and coughed a bit, before grabbing a paper bag, and presumably vomiting inside it. "Good job there, Hampton." "Don't mention it, Bugs..." The porcine replied in-between gasps. "Just don't put with her from now on... Otherwise, I'm changing my major to 'side character on Baloney And Friends'..." "Wait, I thought you two were a couple. You said you could take her musk." "First off, I said I THOUGHT I could take her musk. I was wrong. Second, why does everyone say we're a couple? We're not a couple. I only went with her to that one prom in our freshman year. That was it. No other contact with her after. Bye." Hampton replied, before exiting. "Oh, well... So much for 'opposites attract'. Where was I? Oh, yeah. Miss La-Fume, you were great too. Also, Professor Le-Pew wants to see you and Serenity in his classroom." "Very well. I'll notify Serenity."
One walk around campus later...
Serenity Coyote and Fifi La Fume found themselves sitting in front of the desk of Pepe Le Pew, where the mustelid himself was seated. "Bonne apres-midi, Miss Coyote, and Miss La-Fume. I just heard about your proposal, and I zink zat's grand. I'm glad to see you two see zings from a different point of view. Now, I've called you two here because I have a request for you." "Oui." "You see, just yesterday, our new freshman here at Acme Looniversity are all enrolled in my class, and frankly... How do I put it? Well, zey suck. Zey were just talking and texting, and giggling/laughing at seemingly nozing whatsoever. I didn't even give zem any real assignments today, seeing eet's zeir first day here, and zey STILL aren't paying attention! Eet's so hard to believe zat zey are ze future of ze franchise... So I zought to myself: 'How can I get zeir attention?' But zat was hard to answer since all zey zink about at zis age ees Facebook and sex. Zen it came to me. Maybe zey can get into zis course by some... Visual demonstration. Not just from ze internet, zey have zeir phones for zat. No, no. Zey need to see a sexual performance done IN PERSON. And... Well, zat's where you two come in. You are ze highest graded students in ze sex education subject." "Oh, don't mention it." "Very well. Anyway, I was just wondering if you would be willing to be ze main 'attractions' of zis performance." "Count us in, Professor Le-Pew!" "Great! Now, I've already discussed zis with some fellow scholars here, like Professor Coyote, and janitors Matthew, Vincent, and Snowie. Do you mind performing with zem?" "Oh, not at all. We've done this sort of thing with them before. We'd be honored to perform alongside them." "Bon! I'll notify your ozer scholars about zis. You zink you can do eet for more zen un time for ze freshmen." "Yep."
The next day...
"Attention!" Professor Le-Pew was having difficulty controlling his pupils, as they were ruthlessly chatting with each other, and/or blurting our screeching laughs just for the sake of annoyance. "ATTENTION!" Again, no success. Le-Pew had no other choice but to pull out an air horn. That shut everyone up. "Now, I know zat zis ees now ze first day of real work, and not just a 'get-togezer' or any sheet like zat. But if you just listen close and observe closer, eet should be a fairly entertaining subject. But don't judge by my speech. Just look at my highest graded students. Serenity! Fifi!" With that, the skunkette and coyote walked into the room, with their cheeks deep red, and their lips formed into an innocent smile. The male students oohed and aahed, before the black-and-white teacher continued. "Now zat zey are here, perhaps we should start out by going over ze female body. Now if you two would be so kind as to strip, s'il vous plait?" Fifi then immediately pulled off her green shirt, slid down her matching skirt, undid her frilly pink bra with red hearts decorated, and slid her matching panties down to her knees, before letting them drop to her feet, and kicking them off. The undergarments landed on the face of a nearby male wolf, before sliding onto the floor. Serenity, in the meantime, slid off her black mary-jane shoes, then lifted up one leg, bit into her plain-white sock, pulling it slowly off her foot, before letting go, allowing it to spring clean off, right into the face of the same male wolf, who gave a sniff. His eyes immediately bulged into hearts, and his lower jaw hung open, allowing his tongue to roll out as Serenity removed her other sock. Serenity then pulled off her plain-white shirt, tossed it aside, then slid down her light-blue skirt, and plain-white petticoat. She then removed her matching undershirt, and then turned around, bent over, and slid her fingers into her frilly white panties, before pulling them down to her knees, then let them fall to her feet, and stepped out. All the males were now gazing at the two nude beauties with heart-shaped eyes, wagging tails, and panting mouths. "Got zem..." Professor Le-Pew muttered. "Now zat zey are devoid of any outer clozing, let us take a moment to observe ze slender legs, ze lustrous tails, and ze captivating hips. Can someone tell me what zis ees?" The skunk requested, as he pointed his teaching stick to Fifi's opening, making her giggle a bit. "THE PUSSY, BRO!" "Real mature way of putting eet..." Pepe mumbled in annoyance. "Ze real name for zis is ze vagina. As you may have known, eet ees ze entrance to ze reproductive system. Now zese are ze..." "TITTIES! WHOOO!" "SHUT UP! You're more insufferable zen reality television! Anyway, zese are ze breasts. Notice how zey are significantly bigger in size. Not too big, zough... Also, do not mind ze breasts of Serenity here. Zey are merely just a part of a rare disorder, so do not go around saying 'wow, she really can't afford milk', or I will put zis tail of mine to some use..." Professor Wile E. Coyote then appeared from a corner of the room. "Now, Serenity and Fifi, with ze assistance of monsieur Coyote and I, will demonstrate ze act of fellatio..." Pepe announced, as he undid his belt, unzipped his pants, and pulled them down, with his red-white-and-blue-striped boxers, as Serenity knelt down and touched his sturdy branch. Fifi knelt down in front of Professor Coyote, and began to stroke the small gaping opening on his crotch, which eventually unveiled his thick red tool. The skunkette made no hesitation to engulf her mouth around the dong, sucking on it like a cough drop, while Serenity did the same with Pepe's meat. "Now, notice zeir extent. Listen to ze sound of not-semen being forced out by zeir determination. Only ze highest-graded students in my class have zis kind of dedication. Zink about zat, ladies." No sooner than he said that, Pepe, along with Wile E., shot onto the faces of the highest-graded students themselves.
They licked the fluid off, and Pepe continued with the lesson. "Now, ladies, one of ze most essential parts of ze body to use when attracting ze male ees ze legs and feet. Your legs need to be at zeir most slender, and ze feet need to be at zeir daintiest. To all ze males in here, one benefit of your females dainty feet ees being granted ze permission to feel ze daintiness with your nose, lips, tongue, and, yes, even your dick. Vincent! Snowie! Matthew! Penelope!" A male red fox, a female arctic fox, a black-and-white female cat, and a tan-and-black colored male skunk showed up wearing nothing at all. The skunk and red fox lay down, gazing at the females surrounding them, with their tools stiff and waiting. Serenity sat next to Matthew, then stretched her feet onto his face, while Snowie began to stroke the skunk's phallic sculpture with a single foot. Matthew responded by licking and kissing and stroking Serenity's behind with his tail. Vincent, meanwhile, found himself with Fifi's feet in his face, and Penelope's foot rubbing his twinkie. "Wow... Your feet smell like roses..." "Merci." These males continued to be pleased by the females, until, Serenity switched places with Snowie, and Fifi with Penelope, and vice versa. Inevitably, the males could only take so much sexiness to this level, and with one more rub from the foot, unloaded their guns directly onto their faces, like an arrow hitting it's bullseye, before the females licked it off.
"Now, everyone, we now get to ze moment you've all been patiently awaiting: Ze penetrations! Please write down zat if you do not wish to get your special one pregnant, eet is suggested zat you eizer wear ze condom, or you follow one of zese options..." He then pulled down a chart with the words: "How To Avoid Pregnancies", with a whole list of various options. Once everyone had copied down everything on the chart, Pepe tugged at the string, and it shot right back into the ceiling. "Now, zere are countless positions you are free to settle into when penetrating your special one. But, to avoid stretching ze length of zis session, we'll just demonstrate four today." Pepe then lifted up Snowie by the waist, who responded by wrapping her legs around the skunks own hips as he slowly slid his stick inside her. Meanwhile, Wile E pinned Penelope onto the floor, and began to pump inside her. Serenity gave Matthew a seductive smirk, before turning around, lining her feet together, leaning against the wall, and sticking her rump in the air, with her tail lifted up. The skunk spread her walls, grabbed her hips, and stuffed his meat inside her. "Ooh-la-la!" Fifi announced with enthusiasm as Vincent lifted her up by her legs, held her upside down, and began to rub his shaft against her temple. Eventually, after half a minute, he decided she had enough teasing. "Mai oui..." Fifi sighed in a lustful tone as Vincent entered her. The males just went faster and faster by the second in their activities, and the females just moaned louder and louder, until they reached their climax. They then switched places, with the male students observing with lust, anticipation, and disgust simultaniously. (Especially when Serenity went with Wile E, and he went on and on about how this reminded him of his honeymoon with her mother, Hello Nurse, and Serenity asked if she was any better or worse, to which he answered: "Just a quarter better.") Eventually, the whole "lecture" was finished. "Alright, students. Now eet is time for ze... Assignments. Let us all see what you have memorized from all zis!" And with that, he unhooked the chain that separated the teaching spot, and the desks. The males all pounced from their chairs, and into the teaching spot, creating a whole cloud of cartoon dust. Beneath the dust that eventually cleared, Fifi and Snowie were tasting the sperm of various members of the baseball, basketball, and swimming teams, Serenity and Penelope were tasting the sperm of various members of the football, soccer, and hockey teams, and the select few female students in the class were being filled up by the seeds of Pepe, Vincent, Matthew, and Wile E.
30 Minutes Later...
"Alright, everyone! Zere'll be more where ZAT came from (no pun intended) for ze next 9 months! Have a good afternoon!" Pepe announced. "Professor?" "Oui?" "Ze school day ees over..." Pepe looked at the countless empty desks in front of him. "I just like to hear my handsome voice." "Oui, I don't blame you. See you tomorrow! Serenity and I have a leetle... Session of our own." "You say zat every day after class..." "Eet's true." Fifi replied with a shrug. "Au revoir!" "Same here!" Pepe suddenly noticed a phone by a random desk. As he picked it up and took it to the lost-and-found bin, he noticed the screen was on someone's Facebook page. Upon closer examination, he also noticed a video under the captions: "Posted 3 hours ago" that was named: "Check it out! I got laid! Har har!" Pepe groaned in annoyance. "Some people are just boy-scout-arrow-practice-targets waiting to be fired at..."
THE END.
Serenity Coyote belongs to Kessielou. (On DA) Vincent, Snowie, and the horny male students belong to me. Matthew belongs to MatthewTehSkunk. Fifi La Fume, Pepe Le Pew, Penelope Pussycat, Wile E. Coyote, Hampton J. Pig, and Bugs Bunny belong to Warner Bros.