Serenifi: Great Scott! Part III: Scene 5
(Cut to Tranquility fitting into an late-19th-century gown, while Lexi looks at the photo of her tombstone, inside the BAN.)
Lexi: *EXACT DATE WITHHELD*? That's in...! *Cue clip of that guy who says "CHOCOLATE!" shouting "THREE DAYS!"* Oh, I wish I paid him back! Who's Pepe?
Tranquility: Maybe he's that Professor Le-Pew from Acme Looniversity, and you'll meet his younger self and fall in love.
Lexi: Tranquility, such a relationship would cause...
Tranquility: Lemme guess: "A disruption in the space-time continuum"?
(Cut to a human male in a suit entering the store.)
Mayor: Ms. Bunny! That new young performer's coming tomorrow for the rehearsals! His name's Le-Pew. Pepe Le-Pew.
(Cut to the male skunk himself firing a gun at the camera, which then leaks more transparent blood, before the young human male from Scene 2 appears.)
YHM: Come on, no more of these...
(Back to Tranquility and Lexi.)
Lexi: No. It's impossible, "love at first sight".
Tranquility: Come on. You just meet the right guy, hits you like lightning! I had the same thing with Agony. By the way, where IS he? Haven't seen him since the bridge between the first and second act of Part 2.
Lexi: He's alright. You restored 2017, he should be on the porch when you get back.
Tranquility: Oh, and I, uh, made a hole in the back of this device. But, we've still got dozens of that erotica from 1997!
Lexi: Which is only good for the time-circuits and flux capacitor! Everything else is run on gasoline, and I doubt we'll find any of that in ****ing 1917. We need to find a good substitute...
ONE "TRYING-ONE-OF-EVERYTHING" MONTAGE LATER...
Lexi: Well, we're screwed. With no gasoline, a single masturbation is only worth 36 degrees.
Tranquility: ... Wait. What if we find something that'll... Crank up the heat, if you know what I mean...
Lexi: Where're we...
(A train whistle is suddenly sounded, before we cut to the two observing a long, thick tip at the end of the grill, coincidentally shaped like an external reproductive tool, before a couple of light-bulbs appear above their heads, before they collapse.)
Offscreen Male Voice: How're those lightbulbs doin', by the way, Bunny?
(Cut to Tranquility and Lexi at the train station.)
Engineer: Sure, you can have a train for Monday! Just don't use it for any ridiculous experiments.
(Cut to the two now looking over a dead end of the tracks, just at the edge of a cliff.)
Tranquility: Well, that does it. We're screwed.
Lexi: No-no! This path will be finished by 2017! Just pray that no-one minds that one locomotive in their transportation system is gone, and that the Barnes-And-Noble won't plummet and go all Michael Bay on you.
Random Guy: Who's Michael Bay?
Lexi: ....... Some pardner who's had one too many whisky shots recently. *Now whispering to Tranquility* And I DO mean recently!
Off-screen Voice: Come on! I ain't givin' HIM a ride!
(Cut to an unseen person atop an anthropomorphic horse, desperately trying to get him off his back.)
Lexi: Come on! Git! *Kicks her own anthro horse*
AH: This is wrong on so many levels... *Races towards towards the commotion*
Lexi: JUMP!
UP: No shit! *Jumps off his equine into Lexi's arms*
Lexi: *Notices a familiar black-and-white face on the male* Lexi Bunny at your service, Mister...
Pepe Le-Pew: Pepe Le-Pew, mon cherie... *Starts kissing the rabbit's hand*
(Cut to the three at a cabin.)
Pepe: Merci, but I am capable of using my own muscles for zis equipment...
Tranquility: Good luck on your first day with Ms. Pussycat! Come on Le...
(Cut to Lexi with Pepe.)
Pepe: I'm almost glad zat horse nearly went AWOL. Ozerwise, I wouldn't have met you... My leetle dove. Will we meet again?
Lexi (With corks in her nostrils): ....... Yes, of course. I own a... Bookstore.
Tranquility: Well, we better get going Lex!
(Cut to Lexi slowly forming a "hopeless romantic" grin on her face, before the following subtitles flash below, with stock alarm sound-effects sounding.)
CREEPY!
Tranquility: You know, this canyon would later be named "Le-Pew" gulch. Named on account of that time in Pepe's early life when he flew off a wild horse, and landed in the canyon, leaving a... Wait, THIS is his early life!
Lexi: ......... We ****ed up again, didn't we?
Tranquility: Maybe some other guy will fall there, and it'll be named after them. Besides, we've still got more important things to worry about...
(Cut to Tranquility and Lexi rehashing the "model demonstration of plan" scene from Part I.)
Pepe: Madame Bunny?
Lexi: *Covers up all the time-travel machinery* Halo monsieur!
Pepe: My current partner in my erotic film has no experience in zis nature. Do you have un "Kama Sutra"?
Lexi: *Finds one in the "too-hot-for-the-early-20th-century" shelf* Damn... Looks like one of the pages just ripped... *Picks up the torn bit, portraying a female rabbit riding an unknown male lap, only to fit it with the remaining content, revealing the lagomorph's partner to be a skunk, before looking back at Pepe*
Offscreen Voice: Alright, now start leaning forward like you're gonna kiss, only to be interrupted by something.
Lexi + Pepe: *Repeat what they were told, before pulling back a second before Pepe's sudden declaration*
Pepe: Did I tell you zat ze Acme Acres Festival ees tonight?
Lexi: No...
Pepe: Would you like to come?
Tranquility: ..... Uh...
Lexi: Of course! (No M. Bison reference intended.)
TO BE CONTINUED...