Serenifi: Great Scott! Part III: Scene 7
(Cut to the next morning, where we see Tranquility strolling through Acme Acres, gun and belt secured on her waist.)
Random Guy: Mornin', Ms. Johansson!
Tranquility: Morning.
Random Guy 2: Good luck t'morrow, Ms. Johansson!
Tranquility: Thanks. *Walks up to Lexi*
Lexi: *Ceases smelling a flower* Morning Tranquility... Just gettin' a good whiff of the mornin' bree... Hey, it's that tombstone from my picture! *Pulls out the photo of her grave, only to discover that her name has disappeared*
Tranquility: *Notices this change* Great! Now we can go...
Lexi: No, no... Only my name is gone, the tombstone and date are still there...
Random Guy 3: Coincidental measurements, please.
Tranquility: No thanks, I think this... *Grasps her gown* ... Is enough...
RG3: What, no? It's for yer coffin.
Tranquility: *Looks at Lexi* It's MY name that's gonna replace yours, isn't it? Great Scott...
Lexi: I know, irony is heavy. You're not REALLY gonna go up against Max tomorrow, are you?
Tranquility: I'll still be going to the future tomorrow. I just gotta be prepared for...
Lexi: You can't go around getting into brawls just 'cause someone called you a name! I mean, who does that in 2017 anymore? I mean, with words like "chicken" or "yellow"? That's been what's gettin' you into accidents in your future...
Tranquility: What? What about my future?!
Lexi: ..... Space-time continuum concerns prevent me from...
Tranquility: What's wrong with my future?! And how is no-one noticing our yelling?!
Lexi: We all make decisions that affect the course of our life. You do yours, and I do mine.
(Cut to the two at the train station.)
Lexi: Oh, and Tranquility? I'm gonna stay here for the rest of my life. I'd like to be with Pepe as long as he's younger and not as stereotypically horny.
Tranquility: What? You mean I came here for nothing?! We don't belong here, and it could still be you that dies tomorrow!
Lexi: You DO know the future can be changed, right? Like we've done in movies 1 and 2? I've gotta do what's best right here. *Signals to breasts, then quickly moving her fingers to her chest*
Tranquility: But what about HERE? *Signals to head*
Lexi: OK. You're right. I'll tell Pepe good-bye tonight.
(Cut to Lexi at Pepe's house, knocking at the door.)
Pepe: Oh! Bonsoir, Madam Bunny!
Lexi: Pepe... I'm gonna be leaving, and I may never come back again...
Pepe: Lexi...
Lexi: Look Pepe, I really do care for you, but I've decided I don't belong here, and I have to go back to my own home.
Pepe: Where?
Lexi: Can't tell you.
Pepe: Come on. Tell moi.
Lexi: Sorry, I really hoped it wouldn't be this way, but believe me when I say that I love you.
Pepe: S'il vous plait, tell me ze truth. I promise I'll understand and not turn you down for assuming you're lying and zat you don't love moi, only for us to get back togezer later.
Lexi: OK... I'm from the future, I cam here in a Barnes-And-Noble-turned-time-machine, and I need to get back to 2017.
Pepe: ............................................. Screw you, I'm done with zis sheet. *Slams door on Lexi*
(Cut to Lexi in the saloon, at the counter, bathing herself with *insert beverage here*, while having her anus, vagina, and mouth stuffed with male meat.)
Random Guy: You're here... *Gasps* 'Cause ye just 'ad one of those... *Moans* Misunderstandin's, ain't ya?
Lexi: Oh... Pepe was one-in-a-million... *Gasps* In spite of his odor, and otherwise.... *Gasp* Upbeat attitude towards women...
Random Guy: Well, ye never know what the future might bring...
Lexi: Yeah... Screw it, I'm done with the space-time-continuum...
(Cut to Tranquility asleep besides the campfire, before waking up, and looking at the tombstone picture, just barely reading the words "Scarlet Johansson" on the grave.)
Tranquility (Now suddenly awake): LEXI!
(Cut back to Lexi.)
Lexi (Now slurring): ......... And that bothersome lil' broad will SOMEHOW get a movie, concocted by the mastermind of the shape-shifting robot's films and Titanic-cash-in, nonetheless... Speakin' of which... You may wanna send a date of December 7, 1941 to yer president... It'll save us TWO horrific tragedies... Saw it comin', didn't ya? *Signals to audience, as her partners erupt*
Tranquility: LEXI! LEXI! What're you doing?
Lexi: Cliches...
Tranquility: You gotta come back with me!
Lexi: Where?
Tranquility: *Looks at a human male just outside the saloon, with a mike and a bell-dinger* (Whispering) Back to the future!
Lexi: Great Scott... *Crashes through a nearby table*
*Cue fake credits*
(Cut to Pepe at the train station, at the ticket counter.)
Pepe: Is zis locomotive headed for Los Angeles, yet destined to become ze setting for a later chase scene?
Ticket Guy: Sure is!
Pepe: Un billet, s'il vous plait.
(Cut back to Tranquility, who is now feeding Lexi a gallon of "Acme Flame-Inducing Beverages".)
Lexi: *Awakes from the inevitable heat* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Cut to her running outside, before doing the old "dunking-head-in-water-barrel-to-treat-scorching-tongue" routine, before being pulled out by Tranquility, only to retain her passed-out expression.)
Bartender: Forgot to mention... It'll take a minute or a mental duel 'til she gits up.
(Cut to Tranquility assaulting Lexi with a variety of weapons, from her bare palms to an Acme mallet, while Francis La-Fume enters.)
Bartender: Francis. You're not usually 'ere in the mornin'.
Francis: Just zought my future has somezing to do with all zis... Been using zat word for quite a while recently... "Future"...
Offscreen Voice: Where are you, Johansson?!
*Cue dramatic gasps from everyone*
TO BE CONTINUED...