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[JEFFERY turns on the webcam] [JEFFERY adjusts the webcam]

"Hi everybody...this is Jeffery. [JEFFERY waves both paws] Hi! Your favorite...or at least, one of your favorite bunnies from the world of hardcore queer filmmaking...I hope, ha ha...so...as you probably know if you're watching this um, this video...I recently retired from the adult film industry and received, um...an outpouring of like...fan mourning when I did, ha ha...my fault for being as socially active as I am on the internet...so I decided that one thing I could do for my fans while on my, um...on my way out the door would be to try and...get some questions from you guys via social media, and I've got a lot of followers so I received lots and lots of questions! I decided to pick a few to answer, kind of randomly, a few I chose more specifically...um...this isn't really like...a tell-all so to speak, or...I didn't take all the more 'serious' questions I could have such as how I got into the industry and the low or high points and all that, which is partially because all of that is actually covered in a documentary that is out now called 'Sex for Sale' which features many guys and girls from my line of work, and also covers the world of prostitution...and I'm featured pretty heavily in it so...it's a great, great documentary, I highly recommend it, and not just 'cause I'm in it, ahah, and it's available on most streaming services, I think...anyway, I decided to take 20 questions and answer them here for you, today and as I said, they're not all serious questions because I thought I'd...you know, give you guys an idea of who I am outside of the little twink you see on camera, ha ha...um, this room we're in is just my bedroom...sorry it's not more interesting, you probably pictured like...leather and chains and...toys everwhere [JEFFERY snickers] but...it's pretty much just a bed and this desk, and my books and comics...um...so basically, I'll just...read a question out loud and then...answer it as best as I can...'kay? How's that sound? Heh...so um...I guess...let's just get to it. So, first up...."

"What is your real name?"

"Well, many of you know me by my, uh...heh, 'stage name' Jeffery Winterbottom but that's not my um, my birth name. My first name IS actually Jeffery but my actual, whole name is Jeffery Heller. As for Jeffery Winterbottom, well, that was actually an idea of mine. Um, usually when you get into the business you take on a more, uh...'flirtatious?' Is that a good word? Kinda classier? Ha ha...well, you take on a name that sounds...sexy. Kinda like Amanda Bliss, one of the more popular girls...um...well anyway, I thought of my own and they actually let me use it early on, and now it's, you know, my thing...'Winterbottom' is actually a name I got out of a book I read a long time ago. The 'Winter' part is meant as a reference to my fur color, which is mostly white, obviously, ha ha, except, you know, for my paws, feet, and the very tips of my ears which are black as you can see [JEFFERY holds up his paws]. But I'm white, like, you know, snow so...Winter. And the 'bottom' part, well...haha...yeah, that's kinda...obvious. You know, I went with that name because, like I said, um...I wanted something kind of...flirty, but it also just sort of made me laugh, I honestly didn't think they'd let me use that credit in my early films but...they did! People actually ask me, which name should they call me in person, and I'm like...well...you don't normally call someone by their first and last name, right? So just call me Jeffery...or Jeff. Haha. Okay, so what's next here...um...okay..."

"On screen, you're usually...."

"Agh, I need my glasses, haha...I was trying to avoid that but...okay, here they are. [JEFFERY puts his glasses on] Ah, now I look like a nerd...but that's okay. Nerds are nice...okay, let's try this...again..."

"On screen, you're usually a bottom, but is that what you prefer?"

"Um, well...like I just got done explaining with my name, I guess I'd say I'm usually a bottom but in the, uh...in the porn world, a boy with my kind of build, you know...a twink, heh heh...we're pretty much always a bottom unless there's somebody...twinkier. It's like baseball, with the designated hitter, we're um...a designated bottom. Haha! Sorry about that...in real life, I might be a top sometimes, but I guess I'm naturally fitted for the bottom...but I don't know if it's a matter of preference. If the sex is good, the sex is good. So...next one..."

"Do you like your work?"

"I DO like my work! Or I should say, I did. I mean, yeah...it is fun. Which is kinda...it's kinda bad looking, I guess, because people already look at guys and girls in the industry and think we're just a bunch of sleazy whores I guess so as much as I'd like to be, no, I hate it, I'm just here for the money, I don't even like it, but I have no choice...which is true for a lot of people...I did like the work, most of the time. Sometimes I didn't, depending on who I was working with, but I mean, I had fun with it a lot. Maybe because I'm a guy. We're all horny idiots. I mean...I don't think I have to be politically correct about that, ha ha...but I mean, sometimes it's not AS fun...because the thing is, and I can't like, stress this enough, um...sex positions that are, you know...camera friendly, those often aren't super comfortable. And like...you gotta be fit! You gotta be in shape, you know? I was actually - ha ha - I was actually sort of lucky because like...in school, I took gymnastics...that's like, a rabbit thing, lots of rabbits and like...squirrels, and all that, are into gymnastics and...I gotta tell you, in this business, when you tell people who were a gymnast they get like, pretty excited. Ha ha! But um...yeah...heh...I was lucky in that I was already kind of...you know...athletic? So some of the...crazier positions weren't as hard as they could have been but still, when you're doing something that makes it all...visible, it's usually at least somewhat uncomfortable for one or more parties. You never really go into a shoot expecting good sex, per se, but the simpler positions are usually always better. But...yeah. I did like it. Mostly. So...what's next..."

"What's your favorite color?"

"Heh...my favorite color is green, like my eyes...is that narcissistic? Haha, I hope not...I like blue, too..."

"Do you prefer films with a story, or mostly just sex?"

"Okay, so...heh, you know, storyline is barely touched on in porn anymore, it's mostly just like...'ding-dong...oh hello, wanna play a game of suck the dick?' Ha ha! But um...ahah...I mean I guess I appreciate when the effort is put into it but like...sometimes it's better if it looks like they didn't even try. Because with how this...industry is presented, everything is gonna come out looking...ridiculous, anyway. I mean, I think we can admit that. So when you try and make a real story out of it, it almost like...cheapens the effort, I guess. One series I did, I'm sure most of my fans have seen a lot of them, was called "Follow the White Rabbit," and...ha ha...basically it featured a bunch of guys...you know, really handsome, well endowed guys...[JEFFERY snorts]...who had various problems in their lives, with work, or relationships, a fear of whatever...and so while they were sleeping or day dreaming or whatever, the white rabbit - me! Heh...would appear. And I'd say my little things and then lead them to the site that like...represents their problem. And then...you know...sodomy would follow. Ahah...! But like...I wore this ridiculous outfit, that was supposed to be kind of mystical, I guess, but I mean, obviously the main point was...look, bunny in a thong. So...so it was just kind of silly. And like...to me, personally...it's not up to me to question the uh...'scripts' but like...like the guy who was supposed to take a trip, to go see his internet boyfriend. Well he was like, afraid of flying, and had all these newspaper clippings of like...articles about deadly plane crashes. Well, I show up while he's sleeping or whatever, and like...teleport him to the cockpit of an airplane...which was so NOT an accident, logically I should have taken him to the cabin but they just wanted me to say cockpit a few times, ha ha...ours is an art of subtlety. Ha ha! Anyway...so we're in the cockpit, which, by the way, was just a set...it was actually pretty easy to see that the buttons for the control panels were mostly stickers and stuff...and he's sitting in the captain's seat while I'm, you know...on his lap, doing what I do, but like...so when this is over, he thanks me and it cuts to him arriving successfully at his boyfriends house! And like...how did that help you? Like 'oh, I was terrified of flying but a rabbit showed me how to have sex in the cockpit so now I love planes! Planes can't go down once you've fucked in one!' And like...what do you tell your boyfriend? 'Oh, I was afraid of flying but then I fucked this mystical bunny in one so it's fine...no it's not cheating, I'm pretty sure he was just a figment of my imagination.' And why wouldn't the boyfriend just fly to the other guy's house instead? I mean, what a jerk! Ha ha! But like...yeah, so I dunno...it's nice when they try but sometimes...maybe they should just have meaningless sex, I mean...that's really the kind of sex porn delivers. Okay, up next..."

"You always look so soft! Can I hug you?"

"Ahah...ah, hm...well maybe but...I need to see you coming first. I'm actually really skittish so like...don't come up behind me and just grab me."

"Funniest moment during filming?"

"Ha ha, alright, I can actually kill two birds with one stone here, because I saw another question asking if I ever 'fell off the bed' during a shoot, and the answer for both is pretty much the same, so...first let me say, I have never fallen off a bed, but I TOTALLY fell off a table once. Um, ha ha...well, we were doing a pretty typical, you know...kitchen scene. And so they had me on the table, and a very nice raccoon, um...between my legs, ha ha...and well...so I'm on the table, and the director wanted like...a TON of shine on the table, he had this...'vision' I guess of like, our reflections looking really...strong on the table, I guess. So they like...waxed the holy hell out of it. Which, BEFORE I even got up on the table, seemed like a bad idea, because this wasn't a large table...but, you know, we just...carried on that way and so...into the scene, I...strip down. As is the usual convention in porn...[JEFFERY snorts]. And so eventually the other guy...I think his name was...Kyle? Anyway, he lifts me onto the table and, as you can imagine...it's pretty slippery. And I'm not wearing anything, other than my, you know, ear piercings, so it's just my...white, furry butt on the table, and the other guy is...NOT taking it lightly, he's just going for it, ha ha...he's...taking it to me pretty hard, and like...I was TRYING to hold onto the edge of the table to hold on, because I was sliding everywhere and well...I thought I was actually okay after a while, but I guess I didn't notice that we were slowly moving closer to the left edge...my left, his right...and then just...off I go. Ha ha! And like...and Kyle, or whatever his name was...he tried to like...catch me on the way down! And he kind of did but he couldn't hold on to me so...I hit the floor. Ahah...ha ha...! He...but he did break my fall! So I wasn't hurt but like...I was worried more about him because like we were...RIGHT in the middle of it, and I fell and he just instinctually tried to catch me and I was worried that he'd like...bend himself in there, because we were still...romantically entangled. Ha ha! And so I was like...'dude, are you okay?' And he's like 'Me? You're the one who just cracked your head on the floor!' And like, the director and camera people and the other actors were all just laughing...it was really hilarious. I actually wanted them to include that as an extra in the DVD but they didn't end up doing it. If they still have the tape or whatever though, I uh...I might see if they'll release it somehow. Ha ha...but yeah...."

"I heard you're actually really smart. Say something smart."

"Ah, um...heh, okay...deoxyribonucleic acid. Ha ha...."

"Is there a particular species you prefer to have sex scenes with?"

"Oh god, now you guys are gonna make me start a species war...um, well...I don't want to single out any species as good or bad, I mean, ultimately it comes down to the performer...but...you know, moreso than like...while working, when it comes to sex in general, work or not, I guess I tend to prefer guys who are...smaller? Like...squirrels, other rabbits...some skunks...the thing is...when I say "smaller" I don't just necessarily mean like...smaller...species...I mean like...okay, so like a big guy with, you know...a larger penis is uh...ha...he's gonna basically assume that...that's all that he needs. And that's true in real life, too. A well endowed guy, in my experience...if he's AWARE of it, and I mean obviously you'd think every guy would know if he's, you know...blessed. But I mean, if a guy like...embraces the fact that he's got a lot of size, he's gonna think 'oh, well...all I gotta do is shove it in, pull it out, shove it back in...' and that's it, that's like, his whole game plan. Like...'heh heh, yeah my dick sure is huge, you're havin' yourself a good little time, aren't ya, bunny?' And - ha ha - and it's like...okay...any other tricks, dude? A smaller guy is gonna like...he's gonna...move differently, he's gonna try harder at...other things. And to me, it's a full body experience. I mean, on screen, it doesn't really matter, as I said, everything's for the camera...but...yeah, you know, I mean, I like 'big' guys, certainly but...I like for them to bring a few things in their um...bag of tricks, so to speak. But um yeah...I guess smaller species tend to be more...comfortable, I guess. But larger guys can be good, too. And sometimes smaller guys totally suck, heh...um...."

"Do you have a boyfriend or possibly girlfriend?"

"Haha...possibly girlfriend...um, yes, I do have a boyfriend. His name's Julius. He's a rabbit, like me...but greyer, and cuter, heh. Um...heh, he hates when I call him cute, he...can't take compliments very well. He uh...he's a lot of the reason I retired from the business, actually...I uh...I tried having relationships while I was working but...understandably, it definitely caused a strain. And I get it. Some of my boyfriends would get jealous and I'd try to tell them, you know, you're not gonna lose me to the guys I work with, it's...it's not even the same. But you know, they know that you're always on the set, getting boned up the ass by a bunch of other guys and...yeah, it gets to them. When I met Julie and it started getting serious, I'd already been in the business for a while, and he was actually making a pretty good living at his bank so...I decided that maybe it was time to drop it. I told him straight up what I do and he was, heh, he was definitely...surprised. But you know, the thing was, he like...he had a lot of questions about it, so it didn't scare him off...though he was definitely concerned about it, you know, all the guys I'd...'been with' at least on camera. But...yeah, he's...he's great. He's a real sweetie, and...he's neurotic as hell, ha ha. But I um, I like that about him, ahah. And I love his floppy little ears. Oh, speaking of ears, so...I'm kinda known for having my ears back. You know, like this [JEFFERY swivels his ears back]. So a lot of you might be seeing them in their normal form and thinking 'Oh, what the hell? His ears don't do that, they do the cute thing where they're behind his head!' Well, that was because it was suggested I do it once in my early films, you know, for cuteness, and it uh...it stuck. I can also move them independently like this [JEFFERY wiggles his ears] which um...if you're in a film devoted to rabbits, because...lots of people have a rabbit kink, you pretty much need to be able to do that stuff because like, apparently rabbiting is all about the ears, ha ha, so...that's like...they want to see a lot of that kind of thing. But yeah...Julius is great, ha ha. Alright, what's next...."

"What does your family think about what you do?"

"Ah that's um...yeah, they're...not...on board.... In, um...in rabbit 'culture'...if that's even a thing, rabbits are expected to be like...high achievers. So you know, lawyer, doctor, senator, that kind of thing. So for my parents, getting into this was like...kind of a shame, for them. They already didn't take it so well when I told them I like guys...they're not really, like...religious or anything so I don't think it was that as much as...they just wanted our family to have that, like...normalcy, I guess. And then this came up a few years later and, um...yeah. A lot of the family hasn't really said much to me since then. Except my sister, Amy. It was weird for her but she more or less accepts it. The rest of the family kind of just...ignores it when they can. [JEFFERY looks toward the floor] They haven't like, disowned me, I guess. I still get invited to like, thanksgiving and stuff like that, and when I do I usually just kind of sit quietly in a corner...I mean I know they don't like it and I don't really want to make them face it if they don't want to, so...I try to stay out of the way. Um...what's next."

"Are you ever sore after a day of filming?"

"Ha ha...yes, all the time."

"Does sex seem less thrilling now that you've made a career out of doing it on camera?"

"That's a really interesting question. Um, the thing is...sex in porn is so...removed from reality that I almost don't even consider it the same thing. And like...Agh, there's a particle under my laptop screen! [JEFFERY scratches at the screen] Oh god, now that's all I'm gonna be able to look at...roar. Heh, sorry, okay um...what was the...yeah, okay, ha ha, sorry. Um...yeah, so...yeah, sex on camera isn't even like...the same thing, so in some ways, sex with like...a normal guy in a normal setting...it's almost like, extra special, I guess? Because you know, I did this for so long that you almost get to where...sex is only equated with mindless ass-pounding and 'fuck yeah' so like...like when I'm with Julius, it's nice to just...take it slow, and...you know, kiss and actually kind of...build up to it in a reasonable way. I don't have to try and make it appealing to the camera, I don't have to get in a crazy position, I can just...make love, basically. And actually enjoy it. I mean, like I said, I liked my work but I mean...yeah, it's different. It's totally different. So like, the ironic thing is that people have 'normal' sex all the time probably have fantasies of doing the stuff I do in movies whereas I'm like, thrilled just to have nice, normal, boring sex, ha ha. And...."

"Favorite actor to work with?"

"Ah, hm...ha ha...um, yeah I do have a favorite, though I only worked with him a couple of times. You guys might know him, he goes by Sean Hunter...he's a fox squirrel, a little big for his species, in really good shape, um...a lot of times they paired me up with guys who were significantly bigger than me, so, foxes, coyotes, larger raccoons, et cetera...but since Sean was kind of a big boy for a squirrel. And I should point out, because like...a lot of people don't know what fox squirrels are! He's um...he's not some...unholy union of a red fox and a squirrel [JEFFERY snickers] it's just a kind of....variant of squirrel. Very handsome, look them up, you'll want one, ha ha...anyway, I worked with him a couple of times and...he's just...great. I mean...he's kind of what I was talking about earlier, despite being a larger squirrel, he focuses more on motion, how he moves, subtle things...I don't really like, watch the movies I make back, too often but...I DID watch the scenes I did with him a few times, he like...you know, Sean doesn't just like....hump you. Haha! Um...he uh...ugh, I can't believe that particle's there...sorry, um, he like...rolls his hips, kinda...gyrates his body? Haha, I'm actually kinda blushing, um...he's just really good at what he does. I actually, um...have some of his movies. I always liked to watch his stuff. Julie has some of his movies too...ahah, oh, he's gonna hate me saying that I bet but...I mean, he's dating me, so...um...I've actually told Julius that I loved working with Sean and watching his stuff and he was...a LITTLE, um...self conscious, I guess. I don't want to say jealous, I don't think that was it. Just like, you know...couldn't help comparing himself to Sean then, but I mean, like I said, it's still a world of difference...I will say, ha ha, I WILL say I did...KIND OF have a crush on Sean when I was still working but...I mean...he's...well for one thing, I mean, I'm smarter than that, I never thought it was a good idea to like...date someone in the business but besides that, Sean is...a natural dom, we'll say. And by that I mean, um...he's not...he's not like...mean, but he's...he can be aggressive. Or should I say assertive...I don't...he's not a jerk, he's just very...he's got...an edge? He's not...if you're fragile, like, emotionally, Sean wouldn't be for you. I'm not THAT fragile but...yeah. He...he needs to be tamed, definitely. But yeah...I guess he was my favorite guy to work with. So...."

"What's your favorite food"

"Mmm...food. Ahah! Um...well, like pretty much...every rabbit ever, I really like salads, or anything with lots of veggies but that's...boring, so I will say...probably my favorite thing to just like...eat is um...it's salad-RELATED but it's um, croutons. Just like...straight croutons. They don't even need to be in a salad really. Actually, I have bags of croutons just like...around. Julius actually can't stand it, as I said he's kind of...well, crazy, ha ha...I remember, he would see me eating just the croutons and be like 'Jeff, how can you just eat the croutons like that? They're for SALAD. Look! There's a salad right on the front of the bag! What's wrong with you?' [JEFFERY giggles, voice cracks] He's...ha ha! He's the same about other food too. One time he saw me eating dry cereal and like...he just COULDN'T handle it. He stayed over one night and in the next morning I got up - he always sleeps late when he can, so laaaazy...um, I got up and I wanted to eat some cereal. But like, I had TOTALLY forgotten to get milk the day before, even though I was at the store...but I like...REALLY wanted the cereal! So I just thought...screw it, I'm eating cereal. So I just grabbed a bowl and poured the cereal in and thought, to hell with milk, you know? So I'm sitting there on the couch, crunchin' on my cereal, and Julius gets up and comes out and sees me there and is like 'I thought you said you forgot to get milk.' And I said, 'I did.' And he goes 'are...you saying that you're eating cereal without milk?' Ha ha! Like he couldn't BELIEVE IT! [JEFFERY spins back and forth in his chair] And I said 'yeah, so what?' and he's like 'What...how can you do that?! You need milk...it doesn't work without milk!' [JEFFERY snickers] He...he just can't...mm...but yeah, so I kind of have to hide my crouton habit from him...I'm rambling too much, ha ha...the video wasn't supposed to be this long. But...oh well...."

"Did you ever want to get into legitimate acting?"

"Legitimate acting? Should I be offended by that? Ha ha...um, honestly, no. I um, I'm not much of an actor, for one. I mean...anybody who saw the 'White Rabbit' movies knows that...heh...but like...I think that honestly I'm too shy to really do like...real acting. And when I tell people I'm shy, they're always like, 'how can you be shy? You're always naked on camera, being hit in the face by anywhere from one to ten dicks!' Ahah...! But um...heh...but like, when I did those films, it's like I wasn't...'me,' per se...I was a completely different Jeffery, almost tap into the mindset of that other, slutty rabbit with his insatiable sex drive and that infinite universe that is his butt. [JEFFERY snorts] But...trying to tap into real emotion and character work, I don't think I'd be great at that. I don't know that I'd have the, um...boldness, I guess, to get into the more intense roles. Besides, acting was never my big interest, I got into the porn thing for completely separate reasons. Mostly for money and my fondness for porn. Heh...alright, um..."

"Bareback or wrapped?"

"Ah...well...I've done plenty of bareback shoots, but in general, I tend to play it safe. And ALL OF YOU SHOULD TOO [JEFFERY shakes his finger at the camera]. With a long time partner, I'd be willing to...forego it, after a while but otherwise, yeah...definitely wrap it, boys. Don't be stupid."

"What's your favorite video game?"

"I'm, uh...not really much of a gamer? My parents didn't really like video games or too much television, it was all about 'focus on your studies' you know, so...I never really got into games. But I DO sometimes play games online...you know, like the ones where you match shapes or whatever...any of the ones like that I can play, sometimes...I'm really more of a reader though. So the closest I usually come to a video game is like...reading an e-book, ha ha...oh, I also like those games that kind of like...you know, are a knock off of word-based board games, so ones where you make words out of letter tiles, or have to find hidden words or whatever...again, I might play those online, sometimes...English was one of my stronger subjects in school so I'm naturally kind of wordy...you know, when I want to be...so stuff with words will get my attention sometimes. But like I said, I tend to read in my downtime, or something like that...either normal books, or I also have a lot of graphic novels...mangas, and that kind of thing...and maybe...some yaoi...I borrowed a few from Julie - ha ha! He's...he's so gonna hate me for this...heh...."

"Do you plan to ever get married?"

"Oh...um...maybe someday? Julie um...Julie has said that he wants to. Not like...he didn't like...propose or anything, I think he wants to be together a little longer but...I think he's getting there. For me, it's...it's nothing to do with Julius, because he's great, he...means the world to me. It's just, you know...this is the first time I've ever really...REALLY tried to settle down. Coming from the line of work I had and...a lot of boyfriends that didn't last too long, I'm still trying to discover if this...normal life thing is really right for me and I THINK it is...in a lot of ways, I look forward to...settling down, calming down, and just, you know...going grocery shopping together, getting up in the morning...arguing over using the shower first...[JEFFERY titters lightly]...going to our normal jobs and then bitching about them later, ha ha...um...but I mean I'm still kind of getting used to it...[JEFFERY takes his glasses off, figits with them]. I think...I think Julie is worried that I'm gonna just decide...you know...that he's not exciting enough, compared to my old life, and I'm just gonna...leave him behind I guess. But I don't want to do that. As far as the marriage thing goes...um...yeah...maybe someday. Um...I think this is the last one...[JEFFERY puts his glasses on]

"What did you want to be when you grew up?"

"Oh wow, um...well, the world's best dick sucker of course! Ahah! Um... heh, I don't think I've grown up yet, honestly...I wanted to be all kinds of things, actually...for a while I wanted to be an artist...I drew a lot in school. Lots of flowers, actually...should have been a red flag to my parents already, ahah...and I was...okay at it but at some point I guess I just decided I wasn't good enough and sort of...quit doing it. I lost interest or something...then around middle school I actually got really into like, astronomy, and I thought I might try to be like...an astrophysicist. Just the whole concept of like...the universe, the infinite...vastness of it...and the mind-bending idea of infinite reality, 'cause like...it's easy to imagine existence never stopping but...the fact that it had no beginning, and something, somehow, must have ALWAYS been is just...it's...agh, it fries my brain just thinking about it, and I love that, and I wanted to explore that...um...I took some astronomy related stuff in college but my parents eventually convinced me to get into computers instead, because it was a more marketable skill...which, I guess they were right about...so I didn't pursue it like I planned to...um...[JEFFERY taps at the screen particle]...you know, toward the middle of my adult film career I actually thought it would be cool to be a teacher, especially for younger kids because like...if I were to tell them the stuff I know about astronomy, even the simpler stuff, like the sun being ninety-three million miles away, and taking eight minutes for the light to get here...I can just imagine their little eyes lighting up and they'd be just...mesmerized! Heh...but...I mean, it's happened before actually...that...say, you...you had a job like mine and you try to like...you know, get your degree and become a teacher, but...eventually somebody finds out about you and...they fire you, and like...you know, because apparently once you're a porn star, you're just a sleazy, trashy whore forever, so you can never have like, a reputable job because you're always that slut who got boned on camera. [JEFFERY looks away from the webcam] You apparently can't...provide anything of value to society because sex exists, and you demonstrated it to paying viewers. You certainly can't be near children because you might...infect them with your immorality just by looking at them. So...I figured being a teacher was out of the question now...I'll probably end up being a tech of some kind, I'm good with computers...but, you know...I mean...[JEFFERY swivels his ears back]...I um...heh, look I'm doing the ear thing for real, now [JEFFERY points to his ears]...um... I still kind of pretend I'm like...giving a lecture about space. Sometimes I catch myself...talking to nobody, but pretending that I'm telling somebody about how there's a storm on Jupiter the side of three Earths and that Saturn's rings are really just a bunch of dust and ice and rocks that from a distance look like beautiful discs, and...I pretend that they never knew it before, like, you know, kids. But...that's probably not really gonna happen. But I guess it's okay. I mean...there's nothing stopping me from still going outside and...looking up at the stars at, thinking about how unbelievably far away they are and thinking about how everything and everyone is made up of stardust...that we're all just...star babies, living here on Earth...trying to make the best of it."

"Um...well, I guess that's it. Ha ha...I uh...I'm sorry I was rambling so much, like I said, I'm usually pretty shy in person but when I get to talking, I uh...I don't shut the hell up, I guess, ahah...um...I guess I want to thank everybody who sent me their questions. If I didn't pick yours, I'm very sorry...I really am! And...you can still send me questions you want and maybe I can try to answer a few on social media, and all that...um, I want to thank my longtime fans for um...for making me as popular as I was...I know it doesn't look like it, since I'm so skinny, but you helped keep me fed and healthy, ahah...so...I guess I'll just...see you when I see you. [JEFFERY waves] Bye-bye..."

[JEFFERY turns off the camera]