Serenifi: For The Future!
Serenity Coyote and Fifi La Fume were just snuggling together in bed. They had just finished another one of their lovemaking activities, and they didn't even bother to redress, not unlike their previous aftermaths. Fifi wrapped her tail around her canine lover, as she gave her a kiss on the nose. They then proceeded to slowly close their eyes, as they pulled up the sheets. Their minds were starting to drift off, before settling on their upcoming marriage, which was to take place in less than a week. As they thought about it, they thought about how much they each enjoyed the other's company, and practically can't live without them.
FLASH!
"What was that?
FLASH!
"I don't know!"
A bright light materialized out of nowhere, and eventually took the shape of a blonde female rabbit, wearing nothing but a watch. "Lexi! What's up?" "Oh, nothing... We just discovered that a big, stone-hard, ugly monster was heading towards Acmetropolis, and after further research, came to the realization that this bastard had the capacity and intention to destroy the whole city, and can only be killed by at least 44 sun lasers. One per person. Guess how many guys there are in the Loonatics membership? A nice, whopping twelve. So, yeah. We're royally ****ed." "Did you come here to see if there was anything we could do about it?" "Nah, I came here to get one last look at Acmetropolis in it's heyday." "This is Acme Acres." "Whatever. 'Acme''s in the name, therefore they're the same city." "Are you really telling me that you're just gonna give up and accept your city's fate?" "Well, what else can I do? There are not enough members in our army, and since we hold memories of the V-War REALLY close to us in 2772, we can't just force any random 18-year-old in the military." "There must be SOME way!" "I think the only way is for us to have more Loonatics. You know, I always wanted to hold a title along my ancestors as one of the best people of the century, bu... Wait." "What?" "That's it!" "What's it?" "I found a way for you guys to save my town!" Lexi then pulled the two friends into a huddle, whispering her idea. "Yeah. That sounds reasonable. And it's a perfect set-up for our next story!" "What?" "Nothing." "Oh, well. Here's a list I put together of the ancestors of each member of the Loonatics. You two are on here. See who else there is, and be sure to have them meet up with me tomorrow. I'll be at the Acme Hotel. And don't worry bout a thing. The authors of the history book I used for this thing, who happen to have worked for a studio called "Cartoon Network", made it clear at some point that any descendents of these characters, at least, descendents in my time period, are practically destined to become Loonatics..."
The Next Day...
Serenity Coyote and Fifi La Fume were seated in a room at the Acme Hotel. They were accompanied by 3 female rabbits, one female duck, one female roadrunner, two female cats, one female rat, two female skunks, one female fox, one female raccoon, one female ferret, one female coyote, one female human, one female mink, three female... 20s toons, one male skunk, and one male fox. Minutes later, Lexi stepped into the room. "Sorry I'm late, Babs, Lola 1, Lola 2, Shirley, Kia, Zelda, Rhubella, Bimbette, Pepper, Juliette, Sasha, Callie, Pandora, Rita, Hello, Minerva, Dot, Kikko, Sokki, Matthew, Vincent, Serenity, and Fifi (Each sold separately!)... That Weenie Breakfast didn't have american cheese, so I had to look through the menu again before settling on waffles..." "WAFFLES, WAFFLES, WAFFLES!!!" Lexi was suddenly interrupted by a crudely animated show that Babs just turned on. "Turn that amateur sugar off! This is important!" Babs quickly followed her descendant's order. "Anyway, you guys know why you're here, right?" "No." Everyone replied at the same time. "Well, to make a long story short: Supernatural asshole shows up, threatens to destroy our world in favor of making his own, not enough Loonatics to take him down, nuking and drafting no fly, you guys make more Loonatics." "Wait, you mean 'make' as in..." Rhubella then made a provocative gesture with her fingers. Lexi nodded "yes". "Weeellll... I'm not listed as an ancestor, so you guys got this covered..." "Nice try, Ruby. It's not just about ancestry, it's about all your descendants being present for that meteor crash in Acmetropolis that gave the already-existing Loonatics their powers, urging them to become superheroes for no explicable reason outside of the fact that they have superpowers now! Plus, Vincent and Matt have already fixed their sense of smell on your reproductive systems." She looked at the aforementioned characters, who were taped to the wall, hesitating to free themselves. "Wait, if we mate with these two guys here, how can we mate with our own boyfriends to indirectly create you and the other Loonatics?" "Just get in touch with your own boyfriends, broken up or not, and entice them. You've all learned enough from mating education on how to seduce, right?" "Yeah..." "Good! So, let's get started! I'll be in the bedroom checking for any additions in this DIK-Published Loonatics visual guide. I don't wanna get turned on by any of this and be tempted to join, thus causing a disruption in the space-time continuum." With that, Lexi grabbed her aforementioned book, and walked into the bedroom.
One Split-Second Later...
"Well, let's give these guys what they came here for!" Serenity then proceeded to peel off the tape from Vincent's wrists. Vincent placed his hands onto Serenity's black mary-jane shoes, undid the buckle, and slipped them off. He then grabbed the coyote by her knees, and lifted her up so that he grabbed one of her plain-white stockings with his teeth, slowly pulled it off, let it fall from his... Canines, and did the same with her other sock. He then took some time to smell, kiss, and lick Serenity's beautiful bare feet. "Smells just like vanilla..." "Yeah, I often take baths with foot lotion..." Serenity replied, as Vincent removed her plain-white shirt, before pulling down her light-blue skirt and plain-white petticoat. The fox then pulled off her matching undershirt and pulled down her frilly white panties, before lifting her up again by the knees, and positioning her so that his snout was less than an inch away from her temple. The female coyote then pulled off the tape from his legs, allowing Vincent to lay himself onto the carpet. Serenity then undid his belt, unbuttoned and unzipped his pants, and pulled down the edge to allow his thick, deep-red manhood to spring out. Serenity traced her fingers along the skin, licking the very tip which exposed a bit of translucent liquid, while Vincent began to lick her slit. After half a minute, the coyote submerged her mouth over Vincent's meat, while he stuck his index and middle fingers into her shrine. After 3 minutes of caressing each other's reactive areas, Vincent suddenly grabbed Serenity, then pinned her down onto the carpet. He then unbuttoned and slid off his shirt, and slid down, then kicked off his pants and tighty-whities. "I apologize sweetheart, but this is a serious mission here, and I often fall out of this mood after merely pleasing myself. Ready for your kids?" "Give me all you've got..." With that, the fox immediately settled into missionary style, and began poking Serenity's rump with his sausage, trying desperately to hit the target, and eventually succeeding. He began in a slow, rhythmic pace, as to allow Serenity to let his lovemaking sync in. She did just that, closing her eyes, and taking deep inhales, and moaning softly as he gently propelled his tool inside her. After about a minute, he paused for a second, and continued with his process, except with a faster rhythm, and his tongue sticking out and reaching her lips, which she opened in response. Their lips swished around, clashing at each other like it was 1977, as Serenity felt Vincent's warm, minty breath make it's way into her mouth, and she fondled his massive testicles with her toes, and his arms with her slender fingers. After another whole minute passed, Vincent paused. "Time for the factory to get into business..." Vincent whispered, as he shoved his entire knot into Serenity, and began to pump into her at an incredible speed. Serenity gasped at each and every thrust she received, feeling Vincent thicken inside her at the same rate. "Whatever you produce, I hope they grow up to have their mother's beauty..." "Thanks..." The coyote replied in between gasps. Finally, after nearly 2 minutes, Vincent felt the dam inside him burst, and the flood enter Serenity's cave. Serenity made a face with her eyes crossing, and her lips being bitten, as Vincent's steaming pudding made their way inside her to perform the task at hand. The female coyote then collapsed onto Vincent's chest, playing with his small tuft at the center.
Meanwhile...
Fifi knelt before Matthew, slowly peeling the tape off his legs. The male skunk immediately began shaking them at the speed of a full-blown fan as she removed his pants and plain-white boxers with red polka-dots. No sooner than she freed his right hand, he used it to grab her green shirt and tear it clean off her torso, before doing the same to her matching skirt. "Sacre bleu! My... You're quite ze, how you say, 'eager beaver'..." She responded as she slowly pulled the strong fabric from his left wrist, being careful so as to avoid ripping his tan fur off. Once Matthew was completely free from this form of bondage, he ripped Fifi's frilly pink, red-heart-decorated bra and matching panties off her body, then positioned her so that she was on all fours, fastened a collar and leash on her, grabbed her by the waist, and fired his missile into chamber, thrusting with the speed of a cheetah, and panting like a dog in heat. "Oooohhh llllaaaa llllaaaa!" Fifi replied in a vibrating tone. They changed positions every time Matthew's arm or leg got a cramp, or a carpet burn, or felt numb. But the one thing Fifi could tell was the same throughout was that he was... How you say, "Hot". "Excuze moi, monsieur Matthew?" "Oui?" "Why do I have zis canine collar on moi?" "Oh, I just thought you looked like a well-behaved dog. With a bit of mischievousness in that brain..." "What a coincidence... For I AM ze canine!" Fifi replied, as she removed a mask, revealing the face of a poodle. "Bow-wow!" "Ditto..." Matthew continued, as he pumped even faster, and held her even closer to his torso. As she hung her head over Matt's shoulder, Fifi pulled off her poodle face, revealing her familiar purple-and-white appearance. "I am stupid, no?" She suddenly felt a change in pace. "Ooh! No time for, how you say, 'references du pop-culture'! Ze semen, she arrives!" Indeed, Matthew had reached the one-zillionth on his scale of one to ten of pleasure. After allowing enough sperm to enter Fifi's reproductive system, he pulled out, just to make sure that some entered her digestive system. "Mmm..." Fifi murmured as she licked her fingers. "Delicieux..."
Less than a... Exactly a... You know what? Who's keeping track? Later...
Serenity and Fifi then switched partners, with the former complementing Matthew for his odor, which smelled like mints, and the latter being impressed with Vincent's "length". Soon after the two brides-to-be got filled up, Matthew and Vincent pinned down and/or tore the clothing off of the next two characters, before filling them up and switching partners, then did the same to the next two, then the next two, then the next two, then Vincent's girlfriend, a beautiful arctic fox named Snowie, interrupted, before being informed about the plot and deciding to get involved by pleasing Serenity, Fifi, and the other females who had their turns with the male fox and skunk. Vincent and Matthew continued copulating with all the remaining females, provoking quotes like: "I guess I was wrong. It IS pretty being me!" "Like, this reminds me of my recent yoga practices... Just kidding, they were, like, nowhere near as exciting as THIS!" "Oooh... This feels funny, kinda tickles, really. You know, you're kind of a smoother lover than Bun-bun. Then again, that other rabbit said I still had to tie the knot with him somehow. Ooh! He-he... 'Tie the knot'! I'm puttin' that in my 'dumb-blonde-catchphrases' resume!"
Eventually, all but one of the females were in the back of the room, with plenty of sperm at work inside, and one female vixen at work outside. "Almost done... There's just one more female we gotta knock up..." Suddenly, a grey-and-white skunk popped up out of nowhere. "Oh, no! Don't look at me! I've been with that minty skunk before, and there's no way I'm letting him give me a second kit!" "Well, that's OK, you don't need him to." "Thanks!" Suddenly, Pepper was lifted up by the tail by Vincent. "You gotta let ME, though!" The male fox replied, as he fitted his shaft between her temple walls, through the lobby, and just through the door to the skunkette's reproductive system. "Damn it! Why do I keep getting into these situations? At least, ever since I met pepper-butt here? First it was the time I went with Blythe on her date night, then there was the time I was part of the 'Save The Skunks' donation project, now this!" Suddenly, an obese man with glasses and a questionably-shaped chin appeared out of nowhere. "Eh, at least that's not as bad as..." "NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!" Everyone responded. "Eh, fine, I know when I'm not wanted. Just wanted to remind you you were close to stealin' my job..." The man replied as he left. "Well, at least it can't get any worse." Pepper thought to herself as Vincent pushed his knot inside. Just then, she was grabbed by the head, and was deep-throated by the length of ol' pepper-butt himself. Pepper then decided to just stay quiet, and get this whole thing over with. After two whole minutes, and one of those consisting of Vincent adjusting his manhood to Pepper's space, the skunkette made a face with her pupils shrinking, her eyes crossing, and her tail pointing directly upwards as she was once again filled up. Pepper coughed a bit after Matthew removed his tool from her mouth, then payed a few breath debts. However, she was unable to separate herself from Vincent's staff. Just then, Lexi entered the living room. "Great job, guys! Check it out!" She then held up her book, and pointed to a page displaying her, the other Loonatics, and a whole bunch of hybrids of skunks and/or foxes with coyotes, rabbits, and other assorted species. "Oh, and, uh... I seem to have made a mistake. Pepper, you weren't really part of the ancestry after all. Your part in all this was supposed to be filled in by a black-and-white cat named Penelope. I seem to have gotten that mixed up in haste... Also, about your current predicament, there's good news and bad news. The good news: I took a major in nursing, so I know what to do about cases like this! The bad news: Following that knowledge, it'll take five to seven days until you two are separated. Just use plenty of lube every morning and evening, and it'll feel like two days! Well, I've got an apocalyptic asshole to deal with!" Lexi announced, before pulling out her time-travel device, setting it to January 28, 2772, and disappearing in the flash of an eye. Pepper just gave a face of annoyance for a minute, then grabbed Vincent and Matthew by the ear. "Listen up you two, don't be surprised if you see a kit in a basket at your doorstep!"
That evening, Serenity, Fifi, and their friends, remembering Lexi's advice about their own boyfriends, dressed up in various sexy costumes, with even sexier lingerie, and arranged the night with their respective male counterparts, setting the stage for the "Looney-Tunes" spin-off oftenly labeled "THE WORST ****ING CARTOON OF THE TWO-THOUSANDS!" But what do those hipsters know? They fawn over a show where babies do nothing but provide toilet humor of the laziest kind...
THE END.
Serenity Coyote, Kia Runner, and Kikko Allstar belong to Kessielou. (On DA) Fifi La Fume, Babs Bunny, Shirley the Loon, Lexi Bunny, both Lolas, Rhubella Rat, Bimbette, Rita, Hello Nurse, Minerva Mink, and Dot Warner belong to Warner Bros. Zelda Blackkat and Sokki Sparx belong to AnimatedTigerGirl. (Also on DA.) Pepper Clark belongs to Hasbro. Pandora Coyote, Juliette Wolf, Sasha Raccoon, and Callie Ferret belong to LilChaosCoyote. (Also on DA.) Matthew belongs to Matthew-The-Skunk. Vincent and Snowie belong to me!
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