Expecting the Unexpected

Story by Jeeves on SoFurry

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Tala goes on a blind date with a very sweet guy, and as their night out ends, a night in together begins.


This story was written for Tala as part of my Patreon request days for July. It contains sexual acts between two consenting adults, a male and a herm. :3

Expecting the Unexpected

"Listen, t-this may be a little presumptuous, so please tell me to fuck off if it is. But... would you like to come back to my place?"

Tala giggled as she felt her hand running over the swollen, fabric-clad crotch of her date once again, pulling back from their latest kiss just long enough to beam and nod at the adorable fox.

"Presumptuous?"

She wrapped her hand around his still clothed erection as best she could and give it a firm, undeniably purposeful squeeze.

"I've been waiting for you to ask for almost an hour. I only started doing this once I figured that all the making out, telling you how hot you make me and letting you feel my tits wasn't obvious enough."

The cow grinned as her vulpine date flushed crimson, mumbling something adorable about how he never wanted to assume no matter how comfortable with him she had seemed. This guy truly was something of a catch, a rarity for blind dates. She had trusted the friend who had set them up together though, and now that trust seemed to have been all too justified. Graham was a real sweetie. Friendly, funny, not full of himself just because he was undeniably cute. And, by the feel of things, he had quite the set of equipment. Add all that together with the fact that he was happy dating someone like Tala; a hermaphrodite, and you ended up in a situation precisely like this one, with the cow not only eager to be taken home and bedded after the first date, but desperate for it to happen at all costs.

They finished their drinks, Tala ceasing her stroking of the male so that he could at least regain a little composure if not entirely losing his rampant erection, and slipped out from the booth in which they had been so intimately enjoying one another's company for the last couple of hours. Tala's long, loose skirt flowed around her ankles as she led Graham by the hand boldly towards the door, and though a few people may have looked their way with knowing smirks as they saw the look of awe and glee upon the male's face, they made their escape without question. Soon they were in a cab, murmuring tenderly to one another in conversation of an increasingly intimate nature, and by the time they arrived back at Graham's apartment building there was absolutely no hiding the renewed erection being sported by the fox, tenting his trousers to such an extreme that he could barely prise his wallet from his pocket to pay the driver, so tight was the material stretched.

Laughing and blushing together as they escaped the cab after finally paying, Graham groaning in humiliation as he heard the driver call out a wish of good luck for the rest of the night to him in their wake, Tala let her date take the lead as he guided her to his front door. She kissed him in the elevator on the way up, though the camera in one corner kept her from actively groping him alongside that action. Once they were out and into the corridor leading to his door though her hands were all over him, and by the time they reached the front door itself and Graham found himself fumbling with his keys while trying not to moan loudly in this still public space, Tala was grinding up against him from behind while her hands wrapped around his body, rubbing his crotch in untamed excitement.

"O-ohh... god..."

They stumbled inside still in that same state, Tala half thrusting the male forward, half following as Graham pushed the door open and they lurched through together. He turned to face her with a growl, leaning against her to push the door behind them closed once again before turning his head up at the larger, stronger woman.

"I hope you don't mind me saying... but... f-fuck, a woman who knows what she wants is so goddamn hot. Feeling you grinding up against me then... I could let you do that all night."

Tala moaned softly, pulling the fox into her arms and burying his face between her breasts.

"I might just take you up on that. But how about we at least get these clothes off first, hmm?"

Graham shuddered happily at the cow's eagerness, nodding just as effusively in return.

"Sure. M-my... my bedroom's down here."

He led Tala to his room. Small, but neat. A desk in one corner with a PC, a few small items that seemed to indicate a fondness for science fiction, but no pictures or posters on the walls. Tala murmured in approval as Graham began to disrobe without any further need for coaxing, smirking as he pulled off his tight trousers at last and tossed them onto his bed, only to blush as he realised that they were probably going to need that space. He pulled off his shirt as Tala did the same to hers, unbuttoning it and tossing it aside, though while he had a plain white tee on under his attire all that the cow bore was her ample bra, admittedly still struggling to contain her truly bountiful breasts.

She set them loose to a deep and lustful growl from her soon to be lover, and moaned back at him as through his boxer-briefs she saw his erection strain and flex visibly. This was all going so smoothly. So wonderfully. She watched him pulling his t-shirt up and over his head, giggling as he got slightly caught up in it in his haste. At the same time she finally unhooked her skirt from its clasp at the side, and exposed the fact that all evening she had been without underwear. Her own cock, substantially larger than the fox's and flared at its head, rested thick and swollen, hanging down upon it's own weight between her knees. Already it was drooling, and indeed there were probably more than a few droplets of pre-cum in the hallway both in and outside the apartment where she had been grinding the base of her member into Graham's rump. Now that it was free though it strained and slapped upward against the herm cow's belly, and before it could fall back again Tala grasped it, moaning as she stroked herself, striking a pose she hoped would be irresistible to Graham when he finally got loose from his t-shirt.

The fox did so in a matter of seconds, and grinned bashfully as he finally tossed it aside. His grin faded however, replaced by a look of absolute lust as he saw Tala's skirt lying on the floor and regarded her beautiful bare body. And then... it was then she saw it. The double take. The momentary confusion as though looking at a language not only that the male didn't understand, but had never even heard of before in its design. And finally...

"O-oh..."

He stared at her cock. Then up at her breasts. Then into her face.

He tried not to look surprised, but failed.

Tala's eyes widened.

"Graham... you... y-you knew, right?"

The fox swallowed heavily. He looked at her cock again, then up into Tala's face, and with a whimper of apology shook his head. The cow swore loudly.

"W-what? But... Ebon set this up. He said you were a great fit for me. H-he said..."

Graham stepped forward, and before Tala could move or do anything to react, he took one of her hands into his.

"Tala. Please, don't worry. Don't freak out. I... I'm not. I swear. I didn't know. Ebon, he said you were amazing,, and hot, and that I'd get on so well with you, and... he was right. But, no, he didn't ever tell me that you were a herm. O-oh... shit, uh, is that okay to say?"

The cow couldn't help but smirk at that. Even now, he was so polite.

"Yeah, Graham. That's fine. That's what I am, what I've always been. But... I can't believe you didn't know. I'm so sor-..."

Her voice trailed off into a gasp of surprise as the fox let go of her hand, and instead wrapped both his palms around the still throbbing, erect tip of her member.

"Don't. Don't you dare apologise. I didn't know, but, that doesn't mean I'm not cool with it. Ebon might be an idiot, but he's not an asshole. He knows what I like. Who I like, and that I don't give a shit what is or isn't between someone's legs, so long as they're cool. If anything I should be apologising for assuming. If I hadn't expected to see a... well, a pussy, I wouldn't have been so obvious in my shock."

His already flushed cheeks burned deeper. Brighter.

"Although, w-with this... I think I would have been a little taken aback, no matter how much I'd known."

He kept holding Tala's cock in one hand, using the other arm to estimate the cow's length. It was as long as his entire forearm, hand with fingers balled into a fist included.

"Fuck, Tala. Y-you're..."

Tala blushed. She'd heard it all before. Huge. Colossal. Massive. About the only description she didn't enjoy was 'too big'.

"...beautiful."

Her already glowing face flushed deeper and yet brighter, feeling as though the room could be lit and the whole apartment block heated by her face in that moment. She watched as Graham released his grasp on her cock, only to step back and pull off his own underwear at last, revealing close to eight inches of sizeable fox cock with its knotted base already slightly swollen. He climbed up onto his bed, crawled up over its soft sheets with his ass wiggling in what might have been a purposeful dismay, then rolled over onto his back with a bashful whimper. His legs spread out welcomingly, and he tapped the sheets beside him with the flat palm of one paw.

"Come on."

He growled tenderly.

"Let me show you. Let me prove to you that I don't care what's between your legs. Actually... no. Fuck that. I do care. Let me show you that I'm so fucking turned on by what's between your legs, s-so goddamn aroused, that I can't help myself. I... I need you here. All night, with me. I need to fuck those gorgeous tits. I need to fuck you hard and make you scream. I... I need to suck your cock and taste your cum, and I need to feel it inside me."

Tala shivered happily, red in the face and desperately needy as she too climbed onto the fox's bed. She was used to lovers who didn't mind that she was a herm, why would she waste her time with anyone else, after all? But this was something else. This wasn't just a man who didn't mind or care, but who was still reeling from the discovery of what she truly had to offer... and was still overwhelmed by that joyous revelation.

She bellowed happily as before she could even lie down next to Graham, the smaller, at one point rather bashful fox leapt upon her with a deep and passionate snarl. She groaned in lust as she felt his muzzle wrap around one of her swollen nipples as he ground and humped his cock against her own, and giggled when he raised his panting, flushed face to look into her eyes with frenzied longing.

"Tell me you'll stay the night. T-tell me you won't leave this bed until we've shared everything. Felt everything that we have to give each other."

Tala kissed the fox gently, blushing as without even waiting for an answer he began to scoot down her body, smooching and licking his way ever south as his muzzle grew closer and closer to her throbbing, dripping cock.

"T-that could... ah... that could take a while."

She could feel the male's breath against the tip of her cock, but to her dismay rather than simply igoring her comment for now Graham looked up, grinning and panting heavily as he nodded.

"Then... ohh god..."

He groaned happily as Tala's cock flexed, straining upward and practically slapping him across the face with its length.

"...then I'd better get started."

Another moment and his mouth was wrapped around the head of the cow's huge cock. Bobbing. Slurping. Eager and shameless and hungry to the extreme. Tala writhed and gasped in ecstasy as he got to work, bellowing happily when she felt his hands reaching below her member, one to tend to her huge swollen balls and the other exploring below even those, seeking out the pussy tucked away behind them with questing digits.

Though this was what she had certainly hoped for by the end of tonight, this was certainly not what the cow had expected of her blind date. But, unexpected as it may have been, and touch and go as things had appeared for a moment or so only minutes before, things had worked out just fine.

"Ah. A-ahh... god, yes..."

She groaned loudly. Fuck. This guy knew how to suck a cock.

"Graham. Yes. Ohh... more. Please."

In fact, unexpected or not, things were more than fine. As Tala watched the male's muzzle swallowing up more and more of her cock, shuddering in wondrous disbelief as she watched her own thick length probing so deep into the hungry, happily gurgling male that she could see it stretching his throat from within, they were absolutely goddamn amazing.

By Jeeves

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