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Doing the Laundry An Alex and Will fan fiction (Oral, anal, 69, rimming, T/b, cub, furry yaoi yiff, rough knotting)

Alex and Will © Harmarist (all rights respected, non-profit enjoyment) ? "Finally!" Will thought with joy as he sat for a moment gazing at his new drivers license. The gray wolf teen took a moment to give the plastic card a kiss and place it back into his wallet before the joy dimmed somewhat to the current reality...

"Ugh...." He sighed as he walked around his "new" car. Actually his parent's old car, his Dad's really old, old car which Will actually bout. He leaned against the weathered body tapping his fingers over and over....

"Now Will? If I just gave you the car? You might think less of its' condition and run it crazy and then? You'd have no car for school and would have to ride the bus or get a bicycle and I know you certainly don't want to suffer the wrath of your friends do you?" His father, the much darker battleship gray Navy Wolf said as he walked Will a few days ago around the car...

"See....my thinking Son is that if you have to "buy" your first car? Then there will be viable consequences stuck in your wise young mind that will ensure that you will give it the care and respect it so deserves so that one day you will turn it over to little Alex better than you got it. That's what a mature and responsible Wolf would do...which I know you are because you are brilliantly smart and a chip off your old man....."

Will grimaced, shook his head and dropped his forehead on the roof...."Ugh! Dad! Get your long winded speeches out of my head!" Only after a minute of torture did he realize it was a hot day and the metal top was scorching hot....

"YIPE! WHINE! WHINE! WHINE!.....OUCH! OUCH!" Will danced around the drive way until he kicked at the front tire and realized he was only wearing sandals....

"YIPE! WHINE! WHINE! WHINE!.....OUCH! OUCH!" Will hobbled to the grass of the front lawn and collapsed onto his back....

"Ugh......" He then sat up with a zesty committed look of purpose. "Dad's right! It's my car now! Trash box or not? I'm gonna make it my car!" The Teen wolf walked into the garage, grabbed his father's large wheeled tool box and pushed it next to the car...

"Where to start?" Will thought as he pulled the car's mechanics manual from the passenger seat. "Where to start? Hmph? Empty the fluids would be the first thing I guess?"

1 hour later....

The heat of the summer day caused Will to strip down to a pair of shoulder strap overalls and not much else because his crotch was already "ball soup" and uncomfortable as hell as he had to keep fighting the overall's rough stitch crotch pocket from making his life "chafe hell."

He stopped for a moment to pull himself out from under the jacked up front of the car and wipe his face with a rag...even with the overalls on he was an oily and greasy mess. Lookin at his watch, Will decided it was time for lunch so he locked up the tool box and walked into the house through the garage door...

"Alex?!" Will called for his little brother. "Hey Alex? You want lunch? I'll make it!"

When Alex didn't answer, Will started peaking everyplace on the ground floor..."Hmmm? He must be with some friends? Don't blame him with how hot it's gotten outside."

Will walked up to the second floor and looked around. He saw Alex's sneakers in his room, which sort of hinted that the kid was still around. His sandals were not far off, his bathing suit was still on the bed...

Alex?" Will called out again. "Hey kid? You still here or what?" Will called over and over, he even opened the door to the basement and called for Alex but no answer came back.

"He must have gone to his friend Sammy's house. But he left his foot wear behind? Oh that silly kid's going to have burnt paw pads coming home unless he gets a ride." Will thought for a moment then gave up to go to the kitchen and plot what he would eat for lunch. He reached over a counter to get some bread from the bread box and cam upon a small note....

"Hey Will? Peek a boo, go find number 2."

Will gave the note a little chuckle..."I knew he was still here." He then shouted out loud. "I found your note Alex!" He then saw the number 2 written on a sticky note over the cupboard for the coffee cups....

"Your it! Come and find me! See number 3!"

Will smiled and shook his head. "Kid! If you're plotting to punk me? I hope you bought insurance for your behind!" He snorted as he looked around and found note number three attached to the Nintendo game console in the living room...

"Tired of playing, needed to pee. If you want to see more, that's where you'll find 4."

Will found the number 4 sticky, which just happened to be affixed in his parent's bathroom to a tube of KY jelly Alex probably found in their dresser..

"So you found number four....now find and fuck your dirty little whore."

Will snatched and waved the tube around..."Damn it Alex?! This wasn't smart at all kid! If mom or dad caught this first? We'd be popping tall and getting the snot kicked out of us for sure!"

Will returned the tube to his parents dresser where he opened the draw it was normally in and found another note with his mother's vibrator...

"Don't you want to use this fat little number on your dirty little slut? big brother? Man you are slow!"

Will smirked. "I have to ween that kid off of Kick Bunny, I swear. How is he even doing well in school without writing porn lines in the blanks of his tests?"

Will and Alex had been "experimenting"....screw that....."Getting full on faggot freaky with each other since Will first penetrated Alex's anus a year ago after the older teen wolf's desire for cubs blossomed after their first session of sexual play together when Will had to babysit Alex while their parents were on different job assignments.

"So he wants me to play hide and go seek huh?" Will huffed. "OK Alex! I'll humor you" He said softly as he started looking. "But no fun stuff ok? I don't know when Mom or Dad might pop in on us so stop expecting it!"

Will came back downstairs and right off the bat he got a good validation that Alex was definitely in the house. At the bottom of the stairs was a pair of his favorite "Underoos" underpants....with a swirl of whip cream dolloped on the hole for Alex's bushy tail...

"Shit!" Will yelped. "Now Alex! Damn it! I don't know when mom or dad might be coming home! You need to stop this crazy stuff of yours kid, we are absolutely, positively not doing anything!"

Will walked around the ground floor gathering Alex's dropped clothing and trying to find the elusive little wolf cub but to no avail so far...

"You are determined to drive my heart out of my chest aren't you kid?!" Will yelped out as he turned the corner of the bathroom door and came face to face with a large 14 x 8 photo print out of Alex spread-legging himself and pulling his rump hole wide open as he pleased with a giddish grin on his snoot...." "Grrrrr! AAAAALEXXXX!" Will snarled as he snatched the picture and ripped it to shreds. "That does it Alex! Come out....RIGHT NOW! Apparently you don't give a damn about the ground rules....do you? Disobedient little shit."

Will stomped into the living room and snapped out...."ALEX! GET OUT HERE! RIGHT NOW?!" Will stood stomping a foot and blowing steam for what felt like a hour. "That does it Alex! When I find you? If you don't come out like right the heck yesterday?! So help me you'll be black, blue and red under that furry little tail of yours mister.....I swear it! You better not think this is funny Alex, what's your doing could get us in so much trouble!"

Not funny at all for Will, for sure. If his Dad knew about what they were doing together? That big dark gray wolf would destroy Will worse than a battleship broadside. His dad had cannons for arms and Will got only a small taste of the destruction they would do the day he dared to snap at his mom at 14 and called her a "cunt" the lesson took one blood letting punch and a couple of teeth.

After a while...Will was getting more angry and more frustrated..."Damn it! There's only a few places in this house he could hide in!" The teen wolf huffed as he walked into the Laundry room in the basement. "Alex? I'm done being nice, this has gone way too far, come out here right now!"

Will sighed...."I promise I won't do anything Alex but right now's not a good time for fun ok? I'm hot, I'm hungry and I'm filthy ok?" Alex turned to leave and something hard bounced off the back of his head!

"GRRRRRR!" The teen wolf whipped around but Alex wasn't anywhere. "Ouch! You little shit! Where the hell are you?"

A timid childish voice replied...."You're not going to beat me up are you Will?"

"How in the hell?" Will asked as he walked around the Laundry room. "Where are you? Are you? Are you inside the wall?"

On cue....Alex popped up behind the drier. "Hi."

"How? Now how in the hell did I miss you?" Will asked as he walked up. Alex cowarded in fear and scrambled to get away...."Oh Alex....I won't hit you, I promise."

"How do I know you won't?" Alex replied. "You were pretty pissed off."

"I won't ok?" Will looked behind the dryer and smirked. "So that's how you got behind there?"

"Yeah." Alex said as he crawled up to the opening behind the dryer. "It's my little private place."

Will thought for a moment and he looked down at the cut out in the wall..."Oh yeah! That's the storage room and dad's tool room behind there huh?"

Alex smiled. "Um hum.....makes a nice fort. And a place to avoid Dad and my pissed off brother. You can come in on the other side."

Will walked around and into the fence cage storage room where he found some boxes cleaverly arranged to hide Alex's entry into the space between the storage room fencing and the wood wall of their Dad's tool room....

Alex watched as his brother squirmed through the small cut in the fencing and stood up inside the "cubby" space to look down on the single bed mattress Alex had stuffed inside. The wolf cub had made it quite a little room for himself with some stuffed toys, chew balls, a box of dogie cookies and baseball cards and drawings taped around the interior....

"You like?" Alex asked as he sat smiling up at Will.

"Yeah....now let's go...I'm hungry." Will said as he started to turn away.

Alex jumped up and snatched a wrist...."What's your hurry honey?" The wolf cub said seductively. "You don't just up and leave without "paying"?"

"Ok Alex...." Will said back. "Enough of the Kink Bunny stuff? I'm not in the mood right now. It's hot and I'm filthy."

Alex took a whiff...."Yeah...you smell ripe....like that ever stopped us?"

Alex got closer and pulled Will's hand down towards his crotch..."So? When's my car going to be ready there Mister Mechanic?" Alex said as he licked his lips...."I might want a little "special lube job" myself?"

Will shook his head...."Flutter....flutter"....."Damn it Alex! What part of "not right now" do you not understand here?"

Alex swatted Will's crouch and rubbed over his overalls to feel the noticeable hard on that was building up...."Looks like your dick has a different idea there Will."

Will pushed his little brother back a bit and went for the cubby-hole opening but the smaller wolf cub skittered aside him, jumped into the air and caught his hands and feet on the chain fence on the left side and the wooden wall on the right...

"I said!" Alex demanded. "You're not leaving here until I get some service.....Jack!" The child wolf said with a toothy demanding grin.

Will sighed back...then as a quick thought he stuck two furry fingers out on his right hand and quickly torpedoed them into Alex's vulnerable "cub hole" as he hung spread legged!

"YIPE!" Alex grimaced sharply then slapped Will's face hard to get his fingers out of him....

"BITCH!" Alex snapped. "I didn't say you could touch me there!" He reached out and undid the snaps of the shoulder straps on Will's overalls as his big brother wiped his cheek...

"Jerk...." Alex snorted as he flipped the straps off Will's shoulders..."I should tell Mom and Dad you raped me."

Will snatched Alex by his shoulders and gave him a really pissed look...."I'm going to rape you, you little fuck! I'm gonna make that ass hole of yours into a fucken train tunnel!"

The wolf brothers looked at each other for a moment and laughed....

"Pffft!.....Alex said covering his mouth. "You make a dorky rapist Will!"

"I know!" Will laughed.... "Hey.....hey.......Yogi bear.....ahem...."Hey Boo Boo.....get on your paws little bear...Cindy's not here and I need to lose a few pounds in your ass." Will did a slaughtered impression of Yogi Bear....

"But Gee Yogi?" Alex tried...."The Ranger ain't gonna like you butt fucken me."

"If he wants? We can make it a threesome Boob." Will replied.

Both of them laughed hard as Alex dropped from where he was hanging and quickly while giggling himself silly, whipped down Will's overalls to his feet.....

"Eeewww!" Alex said as he waved his hand in front of his face. "Your fur epic ranks!"

"You like ball soup?" Will replied. "It's hot in here too. You don't stink better yourself."

Alex snatched a pair of water bottles...."I came prepared. I also have a spray bottle of water too. Do you want to do me dry? Or wet like a beach slut?"

Will bent down..."We're not at the beach my dear. You're in an auto shop on a very hot day and I your mechanic have taken you into the parts storage for some......comparison shopping."

Alex smiled back...."What are we?.....comparing Mister Mechanic?"

Will got his face close and gently licked the tip of Alex's nose...."The size of my tool to the size of your rear end problem. Am I close enough to the diagnostic?....little fucken bitch?"

Alex gently kissed back...."Maybe?" He doe'd his eyes. "How much do you charge?"

Will pushed the little wolf cub back against the fence...."Your innocence." And began to lick and stick his large tongue over his little brother's maw and into his mouth..."

Alex reached out while he and his older brother enjoyed lavish tongue sex and gripped the hardness of his brother's long wolf cock...softly caressing the tip with his small fingers....

"Mmmm....." Alex voiced wantingly....."I so want that big cock in my pussy mister auto man."

"Pfft!....cough....." Will backed up half laughing and coughing...."gasp...."

"What?" Alex asked as he put his hands on his hips. "I thought you liked play acting?"

"It's just that....." Will snicked..."That little squeeky voice of yours."

"My voice doesn't squeak?" Alex huffed back....then he slowly licked his maw..."But let's see what happens when I suck your cock? See if this makes you squeak?" Alex lowered his head and gently ran his tongue over the tip of Will's harness then shuddered as he leaned back....

"Ugh! It not only smells bad, it tastes terrible!" The wolf cub said as he shivered "eeewww!"

"I told you I was in ball soup!" Will huffed. "I may have also dribbled a little on myself trying to get to the bathroom from under the car...but are you going to let a little salted cock stop you?"

Alex went timid..."It's too rancy..."

Well became demanding. "I don't fucken care...open that moist maw you little bitch."

Alex shook his head, the excitement of Will's demanding voice perked him...."I don't wanna do it Mister!....I think my mother's calling me..."

Alex moved to get to the opening but Will snatched him by and arm and put him on his knees... "I don't give a shit! Open your trap kid!"

"No!" Alex snapped!

Will gave him a light smack in the snoot and snatched a hand full of head fur.....

"Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!" Alex cried as Will forced the tip of his dick between his lips.

"Suck it right now you little fucker!" Will commanded hard as he pulled on Alex's head and shoved his dick deep inside the cub's mouth to the root! For the moment.....Will fucked Alex's mouth till he allowed the wolf cub to sit and lick over the hard red shaft himself....

"Ugh....it was gross at the start." Alex said as he contorted his face and continued to kiss and suckle over the tip."

"Was I going to far?" Will asked as he leaned against the wooden wall....

"Oh no....." Alex replied. "That was fun....you can be really angry when you want to be...I don't want to push my luck with you at all." Alex sat back for a moment....his hands feeling over Will's muscle..."I still can't believe all this fits in me so well."

"You weren't so sure the first time we "bumped ugs" " Will replied. "I thought I went too far."

Alex smiled and went to lay down on the old mattress...stretching his legs out while hey lay on his back, his hands slowly moving around his own crotch rocket...

"Come on and let's "69" Mister Auto-man?" Alex said seductively. "I want more of your hot wolf stink in my face."

Will stopped on his way down to his knees to look and listen..."Alex? We should made this thing short ok? Dad and Mom could pop in quick on us both."

Alex huffed. "Oh stop your complaining big brother? Sheesh, Mom and Dad are like clocks; I know their habits like the back of Mom's tampons."

Will snickered..."I really need to kick you off Kink Bunny. You're getting too many perverted ideas."

Alex snorted back..."You going to keep talking or are we gonna trade and grade sucking dicks?"

Will maneuvered himself so his big erection hovered over his little brother's face while his tongue gently began to caress the little stiff cocklett of the sighing wolf tot. The older brother sucked up the cub's dick enough for him to add Alex's small scrotum sack into the soaking hot toothy snoot and moaned as Alex's sweet little mouth reciprocated the pleasure...

Then a warm soaking surge of liquid caused Will to gag and choke and as he pulled back his face was splashed with salty piss....

"Cough! Oh! You little fucker!" Will yelped...."Ugh! You pissed in my mouth?!" He uttered and gurgled as he coughed up piss from his throat....."Fuck!"

Alex snickered..."Now how do you feel? Serves you right huh? Last summer? Sleeping outside the tents and "YOU" pissed in my mouth?"

Will held his head and sighed as he kept spitting urine from his mouth...."Oh you......then again? I asked for that didn't I?"

Alex lay spreading urine over his crotch fur..."Yeah you did. Now come on back down here? I want you to choke on "my" salt lick."

Will leaned over Alex's face. "Now we have to rush things because you honestly can't get out of a parental question like..."Eeeew....William? Why do you and your little brother stink like piss?"

"Well Dad?" Will said jokingly. "I tried to get Alex to go to the bathroom and I was carrying him on my back......and the little shit pissed all over me."

"Yeah Dad." Alex said smiling. "I was actually in front of Will? And when he snatched me up to go to the bathroom?.....I drenched him big time."

Alex once again laid on his back, playing with his penis..."Now....suck on my salty pop you mean old auto mechanic. Fucken child molester."

Will moved over his little brother once more and started to roll his drooling tongue over the wolf cubs stiff cocklett once more....feeling his own cock being hungrily swallowed up by Alex's little moist maw...

"Ssssssss.....mmmmm...." Alex? You enjoy sucking it don't you?" Will said as he stopped to drool spit on his fingers and began to massage Alex's tight little pucker under his tail..."

"Yeeah...." Alex said softly as he pulled back to lick his brother's urithra...."I can't stop desiring you Will...you have me addicted to sex like crack." Alex felt the tightness of Will's lobes and pulled his pucker apart before softly moving his little tongue around the anal ring....

"HAH!" Will breathed as he felt Alex kissing and tongue massaging his tail-hole..."Forget what I ever said about "Kink Bunny"........fffffffuck!"

Alex pulled back...."Are you being penetrated big brother?"

Will slapped Alex's leg..."Why the fuck are you stopping?"

"I was just curious?" Alex replied. "You feel easy..."

Just then.....Will pushed two fingers into Alex's little tail-hole.....

"YIP!" The wolf tot whined and yipped as he felt the digits stretch him out.

"You're the one with the loose pussy here Alex...." Will said as he slowly finger fucked the cringing cub...

"But are you?" Alex sighed and arched himself as the pleasures of being finger banged made him tighten his little ass up......."Are you getting it up the butt?"

Will turned around and laid next to his little brother as he massaged near the wolf tot's prostate. "Honestly? Yeah....a senior classman in high school. Wanna see some pictures?"

Will reached over for his overalls, pulled out his wallet and showed Alex some pictures....

"Yeah..." Will replied. "He's nice too..." Will showed a cock picture. "Think you could handle that dick?"

"Hell no!" Alex huffed. "You can take that?"

"Best thing about him?" Will said softly. "His name's also Alex." Will gave his little brother a kiss..."Maybe someday? We'd do a threesome and share you between the two of us."

Alex snorted. "I don't want his dick anywhere near me...he'd rip me in half!"

The pleasurable back and forth slow finger fucking brought Alex onto his hands and knees...his mouth and tongue panting heavily and his body moving opposite the slow ministering of his brother's digits....

"Mmmmmmm! Your fingers a poor sub for your dick big bro...." Alex sighed as he spread his legs wide...."Uuuhhhh....take my pussy now before I burst! Mmmmm.....fuck me please Will?"

The larger grey wolf teen pulled his fingers free of his little brother's soaking wet tail-hole and stood rubbing his engorged red cock and fat knot on Alex's vulnerable ass...."Are you hungry for a good fuck you little slut?"

"Yeah...." Alex replied as he gripped the fencing and the wooden wall...."Come on and fuck me hard! Abuse my fucken tight tail hole!"

Will stopped masturbating...."I dunno?....."

Alex snarled back at him...."Will you shut up and plow me you mother fucker?!"

"Hey! Watch the mouth?!" Will replied with a snort.

Alex wasn't going to stand for any screwing around....in one brutal swoop, the younger wolf reached back, pushed his ass against his brother's hard cock and impaled himself over the thick fuck meat....

And let out a ghastly shreek!

"OW! AGH! WILL! OH FUCK!" The younger wolf screamed and screeched as he practically climbed up the fence and the wall to get away from the searing pain in his rear! "FUCK! WILL STOP! STOP IT HURTS!"

Will was trying to get himself free but the scream of his own pain revealed the horror of what had happened....Will's cock knot had brutally stretched Alex's anal ring and was now lodged inside the small crying wolf's anal canal.....

"ALEX! ALEX STOP STRUGGLING! FUCK!" Will grabbed Alex around his hips and fought to hold him still as he cried, thrashed and screamed from the brutal impalement....

"Crying" "It hurts Will! "crying" It hurts fucken bad!"

"Damn it Kid! You had to force it!" Will pulled Alex off the fence and the wall and had him take hold of the fence with his hands and feet...."Stop trying to pull it!"

"Ugh!.....Uh......Will.....I'm gonna pass out......it hurts so fucken bad!" Alex was beginning to go slack so Will wrapped him up in a half head lock under his small arms...."Just hang on kid.....just......just hang on....."

Will slowly thrusted inside Alex's sore pucker. The only way it would end was for Will to shoot his cum...otherwise....who knew how long they would be locked to each other. And just when things could not get worse?

(Sounds of car doors)

"Gasp!" Will said with a shudder...."Oh my gawd! Mom and Dad are fucken home!"

Alex shook his head...."Are you.....sure?"

"Oh my gawd!" Will yelped....."If we're caught, we're both fucken dead....I'm fucken dead!"

Will reacted with instinct....He began to fuck Alex deeper...."Mmmmmm!.....Fuck!"

Alex moaned...."What?.....what are you doing?.....sigh.....mmmf!"

"If I don't fucken cum, my knot won't shrink...." Will replied. Spying one of Alex's white socks near his feet. Will slowly reached down while still attached to his little brother, picked up the sock and almost forcefully shoved it into Alex's maw.....

"Shhhhhh...." Will pleaded. "Shhhhh.....stay as quiet as you can ok? Let me finish up?"

Suddenly....Will heard his Dad's voice at the top of the stairs to the basement....

"Lydia? You seen the boys?"

"Not up stairs. And I think someone went through my dresser."

Will grimaced. "Please don't come down here Dad?"

"Why that....this isn't like William at all, leaving the house wide open and that boy is gone? He's going to get a sore talking too I swear." Will and Alex's dad sounded in his booming deep growl.

"Now honey? Don't be too upset with Will. I bet he's been working on that old car all day in the hot sun."

"He'll be walking with my foot up his ass if he doesn't have a good reason for leaving the house un-locked and my tools where people can take them."

The sound of those heavy feet making their way down the stairs filled Will with horror! He tightly clamped his hand over Alex's pained snoot as he slowed his abuse fucking of the little wolf's tail-hole. Will pulled Alex close as he watched his Dad's feet walking past the semi-covered fence and into the tool room......

The soft sound of liquid spilling filled the air and Will looked down to see Alex pissing up a stream down his leg....."Fuck!" Will thought..."Dad can't miss that!"

For a horrible eternity, everything was silent and those big dark gray wolf feet in saddles stood outside the little entry way....

Just then....Will felt the warm on-rushing and burning tingling as his cock pumped gobs of cum into Alex's tortured hole. No consolation as the only thing Will could think was his coming death. His father any second would figure things out....come through that small opening...see Will fucking his little brother and then death...his dad would go mad and he would beat Will to death...

Then the two feet disappeared.

Will waited until he was sure his Dad was gone then he pulled the sock from Alex's mouth and finally felt his dick slip from the wolf tot's tail hole. Will gently lowered Alex to the floor onto his stomach...

"Sigh.....gasp....gasp...." Alex tried to get up but Will pressured him back down...."Fuck! It fucken hurts....." Alex looked back at his big brother who now sat almost locked up in terror.... "Will? How bad am I hurt?" Alex asked softly..."Will? Will snap out of it...I think I'm bleeding bad...big brother?"

Will snapped out of his frozen state and looked around...."Fuck! Gasp! Oh fuck!" He said over and over as he looked at Alex's gaping ass hole with gobs of cum draining out of it and a trickle of blood coming from a tear in the anal ring...

"I'm gonna hold this till you stop bleeding ok?" Will said as he held the sock to the wound and shook his head....."I knew we shouldn't have done shit but damn it....fuck!"

Suddenly another set of foot prints started making their way down the stairs...

"Mom?" Alex said softly. He could just barely make her out at the end of the cubby hole as she stood over the clothes washer. The youngster wolf reached out and grabbed one of Will's hands for re-assurance....

Alex mouth whispered as quiet as he could...."If we get caught? I'll take the blame for everything."

Will gasped..."No you won't!"

Alex replied. "I'm not going to see you in a prison! Shut the fuck up!"

Once again an eternity, as if their mother would never leave. Finally she went back upstairs and closed the door behind her...

Alex tried to sit down and came back up off his rump with a muffled yip and scream....." Fuck! Fuck my ass hole hurts!"

Will gave him a slight angry push..."Well you were in a rush to fucken spear yourself dumb ass!"

"Well you kept fucking around!" Alex snapped back.

Will shooshed him. "What important right now is us getting out of this basement and we don't have clothes."

Alex gestured...."You got your overalls and I can snatch some dirty clothes from the hamper?"

Will shuddered..."But we absolutely stink like piss!"

"Oh my gawd....do you even have a brain at times Will?" Alex replied snorting.

Minutes later....

Will and Alex's parents were sitting in the living room when the sound of their sons screaming came from the back yard....

"Finally they're home." Gordon got up and walked to the door leading to the back yard and saw Will atop Alex spraying him with the garden hose...

"Make me chase you all over town you little shit!" Will snapped angrily till his father screamed out....

"WILLIAM! ALEXANDER! BOTH OF YOU CLEAN UP AND GET IN THIS HOUSE NOW!"

Their mother came to the door and waved her hands. "You two get out of those filthy clothes before you come in this house! I'll get you your swim trunks!"

Minutes later, both boys were in the living room standing before their obviously upset father...

"Your mother and I come home and what do we find? The house left wide open as you please, my tool box outside and unlocked and one of you went through your mother's dresser without permission...I am especially angry at you.....William."

Will gestured...."Dad? I'm...."

Their father raised his hand...."Dad...nothing. Shut your trap when I talk. I'm taking your car away for two weeks."

Will knew not to test his luck. "Yes Sir."

"Now?" Gordon said sternly. "Who was it that decided they could go through their Mother's dresser?"

"It.....was.....me......Dad." Alex replied timidly. "Dad? Please don't punish Will? I got him to chase me all over the block...."

Gordon gestured back. "Right now? The subject is you prying into your mother's dresser draws...not what Will did."

"Now?" Gordon said sternly. "Who was it that decided they could go through their Mother's dresser?"

"It.....was.....me......Dad." Alex replied timidly. "Dad? Please don't punish Will? I got him to chase me all over the block...."

Gordon gestured back. "Right now? The subject is you prying into your mother's dresser draws...not what Will did young man." The big dark gray wolf said sternly.

Alex shifted his foot around innocently..."I was looking for money to get an ice cream cone. It was pretty hot outside and the ice cream truck was coming close so...."

Gordon snorted..."How many times have you been told not to go into other people's things?"

"Ummmm.....alot?" Alex replied."

"Well young man." Gordon said. "Maybe no Nintendo for a week is what you need to understand that. You have any questions about that?"

Alex looked at Will then at his Dad...."Ummmm? What's that white thing in Mom's dresser?"

Gordon cocked his head. "What white thing?"

Lydia was in the kitchen and suddenly she dropped the wooden spoon from her hand like she'd been shot..."

"The long white thing that kinda looks like a weener and hums when you touch the red switch?"

Gordon's maw dropped open in shock...."Uh......uh? Lydia?"

Will shivered...then started laughing...."Oh my Gawd!"(laughter)

"There's nothing funny about this William!" Gordon warned. "You BETTER shut that giggling MAW mister!" Gordon turned to Lydia..."Lydia?! What the heck?"

"What?" Alex asked. "What is it? I mean I held it for a little bit and it was humming and...well it looks like a big weener and all...."

Lydia came stomping into the room. "This is WHY we tell you boys NOT to go into other people's draws!"

"But what's it for Mom?" Alex asked. "Why does it look like a weener?"

Gordon yelped at his wife...."And this is why I tell you to watch where you put things.... dear!"

"Gee!" Alex snapped. "Won't someone answer my curiosity here?! Why does mom have a fake weener that hums?!"

Gordon snapped...."WILLIAM?! GET YOUR LITTLE BROTHER OUT OF HERE!"

Will grabbed Alex by an arm..."Come on Alex. I'll get you an ice cream cone."

Gordon jumped from his chair and grabbed Will by the wrist...."So help me William, if you tell him what that's for? I will blow you off the planet worse than Hiroshima....shut your mouth!" Gordon warned with a shaking finger. "Shut that trap of yours and I'll give you the car back and you can do yard work instead."

Will grimaced...."Yes.....Sir."

As Will walked Alex out, the little wolf kept being persistent..."I only want to know what it's for?! I mean...you don't use a fake weener as a christmas decoration do you?"

"Shut your snoot you little dingus!" Will snapped back. The boys kept at it and listened to the hilarious back and forth of their parents till they were far down the street....

"Fucken score!" Alex yelped. "And whamo zing! You....have your car back my good sir." The young wolf cub said as he lost it and giggled like crazy!

Will lost it! Falling on the sidewalk...he laughed so hard that he felt the wetness in his overalls as he pissed himself....."OH MY GAWD! (Laughter, coughing) Did you...did you see.....(laughter) Mom's face!"

Alex sat holding his stomach, forgetting his rump was still in pain....(laughter) "Hey mom? Do you put that in your pussy?" (laughter) "Why didn't you get a strap on?" (laughter) "Can you? Can you imagine what that would have caused? (laughter)

Will rolled onto his stomach still laughing and pounded a fist on the concrete...."(laughter) Holy fuck! (laughter) Stop it Alex! (laughter) We'd be so dead! We wouldn't be able to sit through puberty! (laughter) Oh my Gawd! (laughter) Why didn't you just say....just say... (laughter) HEY MOM! NICE FUCKEN DILDO YOU HAVE!" (Laughter)

Finally the laughter and coughing stopped and Alex sat wiping the tears from his eyes.... "Great deflection huh?"

"Mom's never going to live that down.....ever." Will replied. "Just for that little brother? I'm going to buy you the biggest Sunday float you can eat...whatever you want? Pig yourself out silly."

Alex winced back...."I'd trade that just to be able to sit down again..." He said as he rubbed over his rump..."So? Is that offer to....you know.....play around with our cousin the dog still open?"

"The other Alex?" Will replied. "Maybe? After you get some time with Mom's vibrator."

Alex gave Will a devious look...."Who's to say I haven't?"

The end