The $!$? Squad by Iron-K
Original author: Iron-KThis was an unexpected surprise from a good friend of mine! He recently had some dental surgery, and while loopy from the painkillers, his mind came up with this. Then he wrote me out some self-insert Deltarune porn wherein Susie bullies me into some kinks. This is what we call true friendship.Posted using PostyBirb
THE $!$? SQUAD Written by Iron-K, 2018
I don't actually know how schools work in America, but please imagine that they're 18 years old and in their last school year, and don't call the police. Thanks in advance
The bike shed on the edge of the school grounds was empty, an hour after classes had finished for the day. From the street, it would have taken a keen observer to see the only sign of life at its side - the eye of a purple lizard girl who was leaning around the corner, peeking out from behind her unruly mop of dark hair.
"C'mon, where is she?" she growled under her breath, watching the last teacher's car trundle out of the school driveway, a saccharine song from a Japanese cartoon faintly audible through its open window. Susie punched the wooden wall of the shed, turned away and kicked at a stone on the ground, sending it flying into the thicket behind the sheds. A squawk emerged from the bushes and there was a burst of tiny leaves as two panicked birds shot out of them, wings flapping desperately as they took to the sky.
Susie craned her neck to watch them go, a wide grin on her face as she turned to see them fly over the school. As they disappeared behind the building, she finally caught sight of who she'd been waiting for - a grey and white woodrat was making her way across the grass, hesitating every now and then to look around furtively and trying to appear inconspicuous despite her tall frame.
The lizard girl rolled her eyes and stepped out from her hiding place, taking the rodent's hand and dragging her the last few steps behind the bike shed, out of view of the school.
"Took you long enough, nerd," she snarled as the woodrat stumbled to regain her balance. "What happened to you - staying back to have some pocky with the rest of those anime club losers?"
"Um," the rodent stuttered, twisting her hands together in front of her. "W-we broke up late because Doctor Alphys got started on..."
"Ugh, spare me," Susie shook her head, her dark mop swinging in front of her eyes. "Did you at least bring what I asked you to?"
Celine nodded silently, her slender fingers reaching for the pocket of her school slacks. With a trembling hand, she withdrew a small white box from it, and thrust it towards the lizard at arm's length.
"Oh, yeah, that's the stuff," the lizardess smiled, exposing her mouthful of pointed teeth. She reached forward and grabbed it, turning away from Celine as she flipped it open. Celine crept forward to peek over her shoulder as she examined its contents, but jumped back again as Susie whirled round with her face twisted in anger.
"Are you serious?!" she hissed, brandishing the open box. "You saw that whole closet, and you brought me one box with... three sticks and a pile of scraps?" She turned the box over, pouring a pile of multi-coloured chalk fragments into her palm, then threw them into her mouth, chewing them menacingly. With Celine watching nervously, she took a couple of steps around so that the woodrat was between her and the bike shed wall, then moved forward to square up with her standing on tiptoe. The rodent trembled as Susie thumped her hands on to the wall to trap her, despite being at least a foot taller than her.
"I... I didn't..." she started.
"Shh. I know you're not as dumb as you look, Celine," Susie cut her off, shaking her head. "You thought you could fob me off with that and keep the best ones for yourself? Lucky for me you chose the worst hiding place..."
Celine gasped, closed her eyes and tensed as Susie's hand flew down to the woodrat's crotch, expecting to be punched but letting out her breath as the hit never came. Slowly, her face untensed and she opened one eye then the other, looking down to see the lizard's hand hovering right in front of the bulge in her trousers.
"Wait..." Susie hesitated, crouching down and tilting her head with a quizzical expression. Curiously, she moved her hand forward and unbuttoned the slacks, pushing them down Celine's thighs as the woodrat shook. Her eyebrows shot up, and she glanced up at Celine's face then down again.
"How the hell did I not notice that before...?" she muttered. Celine slowly leaned over to see, then gasped as the lizardess's hand came up to feel the bulging front of her underwear.
"Wow, you're... hiding more than I thought," Susie shook her head. Much more gently than before, she took hold of the band of Celine's underwear and pulled them down, reaching her other hand forward and then widening her eyes at a twitch from the woodrat girl's substantial penis.
She looked up at Celine's face again, whose eyes were closed with a blush visible through the fur on her cheeks. "What, that feels good to you even now?" she asked. She waited as the trembling woodrat stayed still for a moment, then nodded slowly.
A naughty grin spread on Susie's face. "Then maybe you can be of some use after all..." she said, closing her hand around Celine's length and pushing her lower clothing further out the way. She laughed as the woodrat murmured despite the situation, tugging at her penis in slow strokes as it quickly firmed up.
Celine tried to shrink further into the wooden wall against her back as she felt the warmth of Susie's breath on her crotch, but made no attempt to escape. She drew her breath in as the lizardess opened her mouth, exposing her menacing teeth again, and shook as she ducked her head forward, taking the length into her mouth. The woodrat hissed at the warm, wet feeling of Susie's tongue twisting around her, shaking at the knees as she slowly withdrew.
"Okay, my turn!" Celine opened her eyes as Susie hopped back to her feet and stepped away, hooking her thumbs into the band of her ripped jeans. "You, uh. You like vag, don't you?"
Celine hesitated, then nodded embarrassedly, her hands still twitching against the wall.
"You like 'em shaved?" Susie purred, thrusting her crotch forward and pushing her jeans down. Celine drew her breath in as they hit the ground - she was wearing no underwear, leaving the smooth notch between her legs fully exposed. The woodrat's eyes flicked between it and her face as Susie kicked her untied shoes off, the lizard not breaking eye contact with her as she wriggled out of her jeans.
The lizardess came forward, running her finger along the underside of Celine's penis as she came right up against her. With a horny smile frozen on her face, she lifted herself up on her tiptoes and pushed her crotch forward, letting the top side of the taller girl's length glide slowly between the wet lips of her entrance. Shaking her head as Celine panted and trembled against the wall, she stretched herself up further, getting her mouth as close to her large ear as she could.
"C'mon Celine... you wanna fuck?" she purred. Her grin returned as the rodent nodded much more readily this time. She moved her hands to the rodent's wrists, pulling them off the wall and planting them firmly on her bare hips.
"Good girl," she smiled as Celine's shaking hands curled around her backside, and she shuffled to the side, encouraging Celine to swap places as she put her own back to the wall. She turned herself around in the woodrat's grasp and splayed her hands against the wooden surface, peeking back over her shoulder at Celine's gaping expression as she stared down at her firm round bottom.
"Get it in there," she commanded, walking her hands down the wall a little and arching her back, pushing her backside forcefully against Celine's hips. Celine moved her quivering hand down to her still erect penis and tried to crouch down to get level with the shorter girl as Susie looked back at her, swaying her bottom impatiently. Awkwardly, she tried to guide her length between the lizardess's legs, fumbling around as she bent her knees further and tried to find the right angle.
Susie sighed and Celine's heart dropped as she shook her head and straightened up again. "Okay, we'll do it this way," she said, and gave the woodrat a shove in the middle of her chest. With a squeak, Celine flailed her arms wildly, tripping over the trousers around her ankles and bracing herself for pain but landing softly on the grass verge. The woodrat struggled up on to her elbows, squinting up at Susie as she stood over her with the sun at her back. Before she knew what was happening, Susie was crouching on top of her, her hand around her penis and massaging it up and down to harden it again.
"'Cause there's no way I'm missing out on this massive thing..." Susie shook her head amusedly as she tugged and rubbed at the extended length, watching Celine shudder and whimper underneath her. "You love this, don't you? Good mousie..."
"Uh... w..." Celine raised one trembling finger, but froze as Susie's hand came away. She stared up as the bottomless lizardess planted her feet either side of the woodrat's hips and squatted down, then gasped at the warm, tight feeling as Susie slid firmly on to her length.
"Oh... yeah," she hissed, swaying her hips and stopping just short of taking her all the way inside. She splayed a hand out on the woodrat's tummy for balance, biting her lip as she lifted herself up a couple of inches and slid down again. "For an anime nerd you're... gifted..."
The woodrat stayed silent, her blush still burning on her cheeks as the lizard girl bounced on her haunches. As she squirmed and panted, she crossed her arms and reached to the bottom of her black T-shirt, pulling it up over her head along with her bra. She shook her dark messy hair out, making sure it fell across her eyes again, then smirked down at her gaping partner.
"C'mon... you never seen titties before?" She grabbed the rodent by the wrists and planted her white hands firmly on her smooth purple breasts, cupping her own hands over them to encourage Celine to massage them around. "I..." She hissed as the woodrat finally began thrusting a little in response, flinching as her large penis slid further into her. "I can't... do everything myself..."
Her hand beginning to shake despite herself, Susie reached down between her legs, and Celine eeped as two of the lizard's claws made contact with the base of her cock. Susie drew her fingers up slowly to the sensitive bump nestled in the tip of her cleft, and hissed again as she drew her fingertips back and forth over her clitoris.
"Unf..." The purple lizard folded one leg underneath her and shifted herself on to one hip for leverage, lifting herself a few inches up and down to stroke the entire length of Celine's engorged penis. Moving faster now, she rolled her hips in circles on top of Celine, her mop of hair bouncing with her movement as her breathing became more intense. After a few more strokes, Celine tensed as Susie clasped her hand tightly over her breast, her claws digging into the back of Celine's hand as the lizardess froze in place, her legs trembling. The woodrat kept her gaze fixed on her face - her eyes were still hidden by her hair, but her mouth hung open in a smile as the orgasm pulsed through her. After a few seconds, she sagged forward, her shoulders rising and falling with her heavy breathing.
Celine watched, still mute, as Susie slowly raised her head and looked back at her. "Okay, nerd..." she started, then shuddered again. "What's it going to take to get you to come?"
She stayed straddling the taller girl in silence for a few seconds, then sighed and moved to lift herself up. Just as she was about to slip off her, she stopped in surprise as Celine finally spoke.
"Your... feet..." the trembling woodrat whispered. At Susie's look of confusion, Celine embarrassedly indicated the lizard's soles, then waved her hand over her own face.
"What, like... this?" Shifting herself up a little, Susie reached behind her to support herself and then folded one leg around to her front, then the other. The woodrat whimpered as she settled in a sitting position on top of her again, glancing at the clawed reptilian feet either side of her face.
"Oh, you've got a kink, don't you?" The lizardess grinned at the realization. "So much for being all naive..."
With a malicious grin, she leaned back, wiggling on top of Celine's cock as she lifted her feet. She grinned at her reaction as she wiggled her toes, then planted both her soles firmly on to the woodrat's face.
"Whoa!" Susie gasped as the woodrat violently thrusted her hips upward in an instant response, and she gripped the blades of grass between her fingers as Celine gritted her teeth, shuddering and twitching as her long fingers wrapped around the lizardess's bottom. The lizardess grinned as she was tossed around by the rodent's bucking hips, moving with her as she kept her balance in her precarious position. With another wriggle of encouragement from Susie, the woodrat gave a final twitching thrust, and Susie ground herself down against Celine's hips as the woodrat's orgasm fountained into her.
The naked lizard girl slumped forward again as the woodrat shrank back into the grass, her heart thumping as her head slowly began to clear of the sexual rush. She stayed in place for a moment with her head bowed, her hands resting on Celine's chest. Suddenly, she pulled herself up and ran a hand under her hair to push it out of her eyes, leaving the woodrat panting on the ground.
"I want you here next week same time as well, okay?" she said, not pausing for the woodrat to answer as she retrieved her clothing and pulled it back on. After hiking her jeans back into place, she picked the open box of chalk from where it had fallen and flipped one of the few intact sticks into the air, catching one end of it in her mouth.
"Bring more of this next time," she said back over her shoulder, the stick of chalk bobbing between her teeth as she spoke. She stepped quickly back into her shoes, leaving them untied as she disappeared around the corner of the shed without a glance back.
The woodrat watched her go, then slumped back on to the grass, her hair dishevelled and heart still thumping. She reached down with a trembling hand, tugging her slacks up again and then reaching into the pocket. With a trembling hand, she drew out her phone, raised it to her face, and tapped the screen to add a new appointment for next week.