Poultry Direct Inc.

Story by ArmadilloZero on SoFurry

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I was inspired by a local store with a chicken mascot that is kind of sexy in the, traitor to his own race, kind of way.


In the world of Anthros and Humans, there are things some anthros do to pay the bills that are pretty questionable. Bob Clucker is an anthro white rooster who only wears a traditional anthro ID collar and nothing else besides his feathers. Roger and Joseph Manning are anthro red fox brothers who also wear only ID collars around their necks. Clothing just isn't something that Anthros wear unless it's a raincoat or other protective covering.

Looking down at the script of what he was required to say today, Bob Clucker regrets his life choices. Bob was dumb and desperate enough for money to sign a contract with the crafty foxes who own the local chain of Poultry Direct stores. Being an anthro chicken, Bob has a lot more regret as he stares at the rows of freezers filled with 5 pound bags of chicken meat in every style and flavor imaginable. Even though the chickens were of the small feral variety, Bob still imagines Roger and Joseph secretly kidnapping anthro chickens and chopping them up.

Bob looks across the store at Roger who is talking with his brother Joseph. Roger was your standard red fox with bright friendly red fur and a great toned body. Bob looks down at Roger's sheath and plump balls. He wouldn't mind letting the fox have his way with him. Joseph on the other hand was a bit on the chubby side, probably from constantly sampling the new products.

Both the foxes agree on something and Joseph raises the camera and points it at Bob. Roger says, "For the first scene of the commercial, we need you to really sell the excitement of the great prices."

Looking at the labels of prices on the freezer doors, Bob assumes they are great prices since he has never bought chicken meat before. Tugging at his collar Bob checks his feathers to make sure they are all laying down. Clearing his throat, Bob looks up at the camera and starts reciting his lines.

Roger flashes his teeth in a smile and nods as Bob hits all the inflections just the way the script noted them. Roger calls a cut as Bob finishes his lines. Joseph says, "That was great! Let's keep this momentum going. Now climb on the front counter in a sexy pose." Bob had his misgivings about this part of the script but sits down on the counter.

Roger keeps saying, "Not sexy enough." as Bob tries out several poses. Joseph says, "Most of those poses looked fine to me. Maybe you don't like chicken anymore?" Roger's face gets red under his red fur and he shoots back, "How dare you say that? I love chicken in every way!"

Bob raises his brow and asks, "Every way?" Without thinking and not wanting to back down, Roger quickly says, "Yes!" Joseph smiles and looks over at Bob while saying, "I've never see you make love to chicken." Roger turns and looks at Bob while fumbling over his words. Bob pushes his luck and says to Roger, "How about you prove how much you love chicken?"

Joseph secretly hits the record button on the camera and sets it on top of a waist high freezer facing the counter. Joseph walks over to Bob and runs his hand down the rooster's chest feathers. Looking at Roger he says, "If you can't prove you still have passion for the chicken business, I'll be happy to take over the family business." Bob's cock starts peeking out from between his feathers and he teases "You own a chicken store and you wouldn't suck a chicken's cock?"

Roger is in too deep to back out, so he ups the stakes in an attempt to get out of having to blow his mascot. Roger shoots back. "You represent a poultry store and have never even tried the products we sell." Bob narrows his eyes and says, "I've eaten the fried okra, the corndogs, and the hushpuppies!"

Joseph chimes in, "Roger's got a point, those aren't the item of our store's name. How about you try our Chicken while he tries your Chicken?" Roger shoots a glance at Joseph and thinks, 'He can't mean to get this bird to eat the flesh of his feral cousins? Bob would never agree to do that for a blowjob.'

Bob has a difficult choice. As much as he would love to force the manipulative owner to suck his cock, could he really eat his own feral kind? Bob says to Joseph, "Heat me up some of those..." Bob looks around at the labels on the freezer doors until he decides what to eat to break this taboo. "Pre-Cooked Buffalo Breast Strips!"

Joseph opens the glass door and pulls out the clear 5 pound bag of chicken meat. Joseph walks behind the counter that Bob is still sitting on and rips open the bag to place a few on a paper plate and pop in the microwave under the counter. Joseph reaches around the rooster on the counter and fondles his crotch to get the chicken hard again.

Roger is afraid that Bob is crazy enough to do it and says, "There's no way in hell you are going to eat your own kind!" Bob points to the floor in front of the counter and says, "Get on your knees right there and we'll see."

The microwave beeps as Roger gets in position less than a foot away from the hard rooster cock. It's a good 8 inches and he looks up at Bob's beak as Joseph holds the paper plate out to Bob. The rooster lets his horniness overtake his morals as he pokes a toothpick into a bite sized bit of buffalo chicken." Bob holds it up to his beak and looks down at the fox between his legs ready to do the deed.

With determination, Bob places the bit of flesh in his beak and mushes it around to chew it. Joseph makes an astonished face and Roger lowers his head with resignation. Bob swallows the bite and moans as he feels the mammal's warm tongue wrap around his cock.

Wanting to see how far he could push the rooster, Roger pulls off the cock and says, "You keep eating and I'll keep eating." Joseph holds the plate up to Bob. Having decided that buffalo chicken was actually pretty tasty, Bob pops another piece in his beak and chews slowly this time. Satisfied that Bob was going to be as uncomfortable as he was, Roger places a paw on each of Bob's thighs and continues bobbing his head on the bird's dick.

Joseph pops a piece of buffalo chicken in his mouth as he enjoys the taboo scene. He looks over at the recording camera and is glad he was in charge of editing the commercials. He can't wait to use the footage the next time he needed to embarrass his brother.

Bob groans in pleasure at the warm muzzle around his rooster cock. He hasn't had a blowjob in a long time. Roger just focuses on working his tongue as he bobs his head. Joseph sets the plate down beside Bob and walks around the counter to get a better view. Leaning against the counter beside the pair, Joseph smiles at the camera and slowly strokes his own erection in time with his brother's bobbing head.

Bob looks over at Joseph stroking his cock and is turned on by the pudgy fox's shameless display. He scans the windows checking the empty parking lot outside and hopes they don't get interrupted.

Taking another bite in his beak, Bob contemplates what would happen if anyone found out he's eating chicken. His family would pluck him bald and draw dotted lines sectioning off the different cuts of meat on his body. He tilts his head back in a shudder of both pleasure and terror. The buffalo flavoring leaves a slight burning on Bob's tongue as he swallows.

The taboo pleasure starts to become too much for Bob and he whisper's, "I'm about to cum." Roger is relieved that this is about to be over. A devious idea crosses his mind. He reaches for the chicken's cock and starts stroking it quickly as he pulls it out of his mouth. Roger grabs for the plate of chicken and holds it under the cock as the first squirts of cum start to shoot out. Bob groans as he drenches the buffalo chicken in his own brand of sauce.

Joseph furrows his brow at the waste of good chicken. Bob pants heavily as he recovers from the amazing blowjob. Licking his lips Roger says to Joseph, "Quickly! Grab the camera and let's finish the commercial while he's still in the afterglow." Joseph releases his raging erection and it bobs in the air as he walks over to the camera to pick it up.

The camera is pointed in Bob's face and he delivers his lines between panting breaths. "Cut!" calls Roger as the chicken finishes his lines. A smile creeps up Roger's face. He adds, "Bob, offer Joseph some of that chicken with your special sauce on it while I film it for the commercial." Roger roughly grabs the camera away from Joseph and pushes him towards Bob.

Bob looks down at the glistening semen covered chicken and holds it out to Joseph. Roger zooms the camera in enough that Joseph's deflating erection is just out of the shot. Roger throws Joseph's words back at him, "You don't like chicken anymore? If you can't prove you still have passion for the chicken business, I'll be happy to take over the family business."

With determination, "Joseph grabs a handful of the tainted chicken and stuffs it in his mouth." He chews it loudly with his mouth open. Bob says, "If we are done today, I'm going to get going." He grabs the open bag of chicken under his arm and walks out the front door. The brothers both gape in astonishment as the rooster walks off with the rest of the 5 pound bag of buffalo chicken.